The beginning of the story is like this.
Bei Er, female, 24 years old, 1.60 meters tall, 85 points in appearance, had a year and a half of entrepreneurial history in N City after graduation, but ended in failure, and came back to H City to start a new life. Before work, she was dragged by her creditor Tang Li to participate in a love show on her video site.
On the day when she arrived at the recording site, Bei Er Duo met her partner, "boyfriend" Ye Shu Wei for the first time.
Ye Shuwei, male, 27 years old, 1.90 meters tall, 101 points in appearance, graduated from a prestigious school, currently working at the Animal Disease Prevention Research Institute of H City.
Bei Er still remembers it very clearly. At that time, the scene was very noisy, there were voices everywhere, and the staff of the film crew were running around. Tang Li couldn't be found anywhere, so she went around the crowd and walked to the corner, and saw a man sitting on the sofa with his head down playing with his mobile phone.
The first reaction was, why is this man's legs so long.
The second feeling is that his temperament is so cold and difficult to deal with.
Sure enough, after Bei Er Duo took the initiative to greet him and asked him if he knew there was a person named Ye Shu Wei here, he raised his head not particularly patiently, glanced at her, and said a word: "I am Ye Shu Wei."
Then he lowered his head to play with his phone again.
After finding the right person, Bei Er couldn't care less about the embarrassment, sat down after the same self-introduction, took out the materials Tang Li prepared for her in advance, and tried to chat with Ye Shu Wei: "I already memorized it last night, I have memorized your basic information, occupation, hobbies, specialties, and honor records, how about we match up now?"
"It's fine if you can remember." His attitude was meaningless.
Obviously, he didn't mean to pay her any attention.
"Then do you remember mine?" Bei Er Duo asked back.
"I scanned it on the way here, it's almost there."
Bei Er Duo half believed: "Then let me just ask, what is my favorite snack?"
"Banana chocolate chips." He didn't look up.
Huh? Really got it right.
He stretched his legs and continued to focus on the mobile game, with a faint signal of "If you dare to make a sound again, I don't mind kicking you out of this world".
Bei Er Duo had never dealt with such a person, and he didn't know what to do for a while, so he had to keep his mouth shut and not provoke him.
After finally waiting for Tang Li to show up, he enthusiastically walked over to explain the basic situation to Bei Er and Ye Shuwei. While listening to her, Bei Er took a sneak peek at Ye Shuwei, and found that he was not listening at all, and was still playing with his phone with his head down, which made him a little worried.
Fortunately, the recording of the program in the afternoon went smoothly.
This show invites three couples who have been in love for five years, three years and half a year as guests. Among them, Bei Er and Ye Shuwei are the only couple who pretended to come to save the scene, but they passed away peacefully amidst the jokes. , I think after the post-editing, the flaws will not be seen at all.
The recording time lasted for two days, and the following day was outdoors. The main content was the competition of three couples, including mountain climbing, tandem cycling and playing tennis. Drinking Coke on the ground, there was no image at all, Ye Shuwei took ice water, walked around her leisurely and went to the other side to answer the phone.
Looking at his lonely back, she felt that he was not quite a normal person.
Playing back after the final editing, there are two highlights. One is when the man carries the woman up the mountain, the lace of Bei Er's right sneaker is unraveled, and the whole shoe slips off. Go down a few stone steps, bend down to pick up her sneakers, and return them to her.
The shoe fell off three times, and when Ye Shuwei went to pick it up for the last time, he rarely spoke actively: "If you drop it again, you will go down the mountain barefoot."
Another one is that everyone climbed to the mountain to pick red bayberries, the men picked them, and the women picked them up with baskets. When Ye Shuwei picked a few and threw them down, they "accidentally" smashed them on Bei Er's head one after another. She was "short". Oil," he heard the sound, turned around, slowly measured the distance between her and him, and told her: "Take two steps back and hold the basket higher."
Bei Er Duo, who was about to suffer from sunstroke, restrained his irritability, took two steps back, and held the basket high in coordination.
"A little higher."
She went on to hold high.
"not enough."
She holds it up again.
"Straighten your arms straight above your head."
She did so, and was hit on the bridge of the nose by the next red bayberry, which fell on her toes.
"Oh, it's too high." There was no guilt in his voice, it was outrageously logical, "Now lower it."
…
After the show, Bei Er Duo rested at home for three days. Tang Li called to express his condolences. When the two mentioned Ye Shuwei, Bei Er Duo couldn't help asking: "He's so strange, where did you find him?"
Tang Li laughed and said, "It was Mr. Yu who personally invited him. It's not surprising if you don't think it's strange. The top student of L University, the top student of science in our province, majored in high-cold zoology, and his brain nerves must be different from others. It's the same, let me reveal another inside story, he has never been in a relationship like you, so you two newbies seem to be a good match."
Bei Er Duo opened his mouth soundlessly, and did not express his opinion.
"What? Are you interested in him?" Tang Li said thoughtfully, "However, he's pretty hard to chase."
The corner of Bei Er's mouth twitched, and after finishing the call, he thought: I'm interested in him, hehe.
In the days that followed, Bei Er took on a private job non-stop, helping a newlyweds take campus wedding photos. For this reason, she accompanied them to take the train to W City, and returned to the university where they met and fell in love. With the cherry blossom trees as the background, I took a series of youthful and beautiful photos.
When she came back, Tang Li's program had been broadcast on the Internet for several days. During the period, she sent a good news saying that it was really good, and the hit rate was much higher than expected. Bei Er Duo missed it because she was too busy. .
She slept for eleven hours, making up for the lack of rest caused by the jolting train back and forth.
When she woke up, she checked the time. It was nine twenty-three in the evening, and she felt hungry.
She casually went to the refrigerator to find something to eat. While eating, she watched a variety show. By the way, she leisurely logged into her Weibo. After opening it, she found that something was wrong. Why did the number of fans skyrocket to 10,000? Four hundred and twenty-five new comments? There are hundreds of private messages
Is this her account? She was shocked.
Bei Er Duo hurriedly took a look, it was her fault, her nickname was "I'm called Er Er, so what's the mood to pick a nickname".
She carefully opened a comment to read it first.
"Ah, why can't you find Ye Shuwei's photo after searching through your Weibo? Do you want to hide him so deeply?"
She was covered in cold sweat and opened the next one tremblingly.
"There is really no group photo, bad review."
Another one.
"Watched the show, haha, you guys are so cute, the difference in height is thirty centimeters, isn't it tiring to kiss?"
Another one.
"Quickly show your affection and flash my eyes."
Another one.
"The tour group came here to show that they have paid attention, waiting for the photo, meowing face."
"Looking forward to you becoming a dazzler."
"Why don't you post photos? Everyone likes me and makes me popular!"
…
Bei Er Duo watched it for ten minutes, then numbly turned off Acha in the upper right corner, took a sip of the water at hand, and belatedly sprayed it on the screen.
She has not been on Weibo for a long time. Apart from posting some pictures of herself and writing a few words, most of them only repost some life encyclopedias and cold jokes. There is almost nothing about her private life. Moreover, her personal information is not filled in. Complete, how did those people find her here
After thinking about it, it was only in January that she posted two selfies, and her nickname and real name were both ears.
It was really troublesome, she was a little dazed, she recovered and called Tang Li quickly, Tang Li was the culprit.
In the end, it took 13 times to get through. When Tang Li heard about it, he yawned easily and said with a smile, "It's okay. In the era of entertainment for all, everyone is just taking you for fun, and there is no malice."
"But now many people misunderstand that Ye Shuwei and I are a couple, what should I do?"
"That's it." Tang Li thought for a while, and said with discretion, "Anyway, you are single now, and Ye Shu Wei doesn't have a girlfriend, so it doesn't really bother you if others misunderstand you. The Internet is always a lively party. As soon as you turn off the computer, the world becomes quiet in an instant, so don't worry about it."
Bei Er Duo was puzzled: "Isn't what you said a little light?"
"Well, to be honest, we didn't expect anyone to click on this show before. We played it as an experiment, and the current situation is absolutely unexpected, so..." Tang Li's voice quickly weakened, "I I apologize to you, you bear it first, if the voices on the Internet are messy, don’t pay attention to them, the point is, don’t clarify that this is just a joke, explaining that you are not actually a couple.”
"Ah?" Bei Er heard her overtones.
"To tell you the truth, I have been in the company without eating or drinking for three days. The leaders are all present. Everyone has a meeting to discuss the future of this program. We initially decided to make it bigger and better, surpassing similar competitions. Sexual video programs." Tang Li was full of ambition, "You should help me, don't rush to tear down the stage."
"You mean you want me to continue pretending to be a couple with Ye Shuwei?" Bei Er Duo pointed out her inner thoughts.
Tang Li didn't answer in time, and after a few seconds, his tone turned into some kind of discussion: "It would be great if you are willing to cooperate, and I will help you apply for a 'hype fee' from the leader, which is guaranteed to be reasonable price."
"Hype fee... sugar chestnut you..."
"Don't forget that I'm still your creditor. You owe me 35,000 yuan. And, when you were at the lowest point in your life, I was the one who never left and walked with you through difficulties. This friendship is priceless." Tang Liyi He put on a sign of affection, "Now is the critical period of my career. If you are willing to help me, I am very grateful. If you want to refuse, I understand very well and will not have any complaints about it. Ear, I respect you any choice."
Bei Er was speechless.
"I'm going to hang up first, I really can't hold it anymore, if I don't take a nap, I'm going to collapse, you think about my suggestion." Tang Li added at the end, "Actually, if the target is Ye Shuwei, I won't feel wronged What are you?"
Hang up immediately after speaking.
Bei Er put the phone aside, opened Weibo again, and opened up new comments with complicated emotions, all of which made her throat bleed.
There is a particularly eye-catching one. A friend with the nickname "No one has a straighter face than me" said: "As an aside, I am here to ask for advice. According to the linear ratio between the length of a man's legs and the inner length, a man with a height of 1.90 meters Man, how much is the internal value, is there any kind-hearted person who can help me convert it?"
"..." Bei Er's finger on the mouse area trembled, and he couldn't help cursing Tang Li in his heart.