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Chapter 109: Empty glove white wolf

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Just as the battle between the two sides on Weibo was stalemate, an entertainment gossip information account with hundreds of thousands of fans suddenly broke out the STAR-T endorsement of the day's waste film.

@關集團Entertainmentv: Wow, it turns out that the "first-class photographer" JonLi took this kind of photo for Shan Qi~ No wonder I have to change the photography, it's better to take a tripod by myself if it's such a ghost.

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Shan Qi in these pictures is obviously still adjusting his facial expressions, his eyes are not on the camera, and one even has his eyes closed.

The most amazing thing is that this V number is still unedited.

After losing PS, although Shan Qi's appearance can still be played, it is not much different from the raw pictures taken casually under the lens of passers-by.

Since the background of Shan Qi's clothing in the photo is exactly the same as that in the official announcement, the news broke out, which immediately caused a large wave of onlookers from netizens-

"This is too ugly, my boyfriend's pictures of me are better than this..."

"Is it serious to close your eyes? I thought this kind of thing was too absurd to happen, but the reality is far better than fiction [eat melon]"

"@JonLi-shenv is there? To explain why my brother Qi was filmed like this?"

"The long Weibo posted by the staff complained that JonLi was too ugly. I'm still thinking about how ugly it can be... Now I have seen [cow criticism]"

On the sofa, Rong Yuheng was nibbling on potato chips, and Wen Zezhen held up his mobile phone to microblog him, perfectly acting as a fully automatic mobile phone stand.

Wen Zezhen, "Where did these photos come from?"

Rong Yuheng, "The camera is connected to the computer via Bluetooth, and it is automatically uploaded. JonLi left early that afternoon and didn't delete the backup."

Wen Zezhen paused when he swiped his phone, he always felt that Rong Yuheng's words "go early" didn't seem to be auspicious...

"Should we end?" Wen Zezhen was a little itchy. Ever since he felt the joy of free surfing, he had eaten the essence and was unable to extricate himself.

Rong Yuheng pointed, as if there was a gully in his heart, "Don't be in a hurry, wait until the hammer dies."

Wen Zezhen made a "Oh" obediently, then turned his head and dropped a "Bobo" on the top of his little hamster's fluffy head, "You are the best, so listen to you."

Rong Yuheng raised his chin proudly, and was smoothed by the snoring.

Ten minutes later, I saw JonLi replying from the scene—

@JonLi-shenv: These photos were not taken by me at all, but some people directed and acted to try to step on me! I can bear your abuse, but I do not accept your slander of my professionalism!

JonLi and STAR-T's melons have been reversed round after round since they broke out, and netizens are a little afraid to talk now.

Although the revelations of the pick-up team completely matched the clarification of the previous staff, but without hammering to death, everyone returned to a wait-and-see state.

"Also...there is no evidence that JonLi took these photos."

"The filming is too bad, but it's a bit unreal, like it was deliberately used to black JonLi."

"I'm tired of eating melons, just put a real hammer, the kind of [sleepy] that kills with a hammer."

Seeing that the wind was gradually turning back to his side, JonLi took the opportunity to post another long blog, describing his mental journey of pursuing his dreams in the photography industry for many years.

Rong Yuheng glanced at it, and it could be called bloody words! Those who hear it weep, and those who see it are sad.

He cleared his throat, and recited on the sofa with a strong and beautiful voice... The tone of mourning, the look of grief, as if he was issuing an obituary for JonLi.

Wen Zezhen, who is holding a mobile phone: Fufufu~

Seeing that the popularity is getting higher and higher, and the controversy is gradually increasing, Pa Group Entertainment once again released a second wave of hammers.

The second wave of hammers is directly a video, recorded on a computer screen.

At 2:48 pm, the group photo of the first group was uploaded to the computer.

At 3:15 pm, Shan Qi's personal photo was uploaded to the computer.

At 3:58 pm, the new device was plugged into the computer.

At 4:03 pm, Shan Qi's personal photo was uploaded to the computer.

As soon as the record came out, what else did netizens not understand

Taking the 3:58 new device connected to the computer as the dividing line, the front is taken by Jon Li, and the back is taken by a foreign photographer. The photos corresponding to each time point are clear and clear.

How dramatic it was before, how ridiculous it is now - the level of "first-class photographers", it really is.

So far, several waste films have been completely hammered to death on JonLi. It is estimated that even the latter did not expect that the records on the computer side would be exposed.

As soon as the hammer hit him, the STAR-T public relations team, which had been following the trend of the incident, immediately issued a press release, strongly condemning JonLi's behavior of throwing dirty water on himself!

This time, not only STAR-T fans, but even passers-by will tear up JonLi.

The latter's long Weibo with bloody words was the biggest slap on the horizon, and slapped him in the face—

Especially the sentence "I don't accept your slander of my professionalism" was immediately selected as the best "Lian Yanlianyu" of the year!

All netizens:

"It's disgusting. I was arguing for myself ten minutes ago, and I really used the rake technique over and over again."

“Top photographer @JonLi-shenv your 'professionalism' is just eye-opening [like]”

"This hammer is dead, is there anything else to say? @JonLi-shenv"

"Characters are as bad as pictures."

The online condemnation poured out like a torrent, and the gravel and sand mixed with the people drowned out JonLi's Weibo. The latter has been silent like a chicken since the real hammer was released, and did not say a word.

Netizens were scolding happily, and suddenly someone thought of the photographer of Taiqing's foreign aid:

"To be honest, Taiqing's endorsement is very good, and the professional level is not inferior to the 'first-line' like JonLi, but I don't know who the photographer is?"

At this time, the heat of the melon has not gone down. Once the topic was brought up, it instantly attracted the attention of other netizens. Everyone left a message under the "Taiqing" official blog, asking for the photographer's Weibo and name.

Before Taiqing officially contacted the three paparazzi of the day, the account of Pa Group Entertainment broke the news again.

@呂集團Entertainment v: The official announcement of Taiqing instant noodles is from @dingMR @parrot myna @宋小田, three photographers.

The revelations of the Pa group on this matter have always been true and reliable, and netizens have no doubts and crawled along the network cable.

I saw that these three Weibo accounts have very few fans, but the homepages have recorded many of their photographic works. In terms of composition, color grading, and framing, they are no worse than those released by JonLi yesterday.

"Fuck, this is too good! Why isn't it popular?"

"I saw this picture on the public account, but I didn't expect the original photographer to be here!"

"Follow! I'll save STAR-T's endorsement for you!"

The Weibo of the three "former paparazzi" quickly gained followers, and several marketing accounts also brought their works to publicize them under the topic of # Taiqing Spokesperson Xuantu#.

Wen Zezhen in front of the screen could swipe three or four lines at random. He said, "It looks like it's going to fire."

Rong Yuheng, "Of course, if you spend money to support them, you will definitely get popular."

"Throwing money? Who threw money at it." Wen Zezhen didn't think it was STAR-T's PR team, and it was unlikely that it was Taiqing, "You did it?"

Rong Yuheng, "It wasn't me, it was the sand sculpture tyrant who smashed it."

Wen Zezhen suddenly said, "It turned out to be the eldest brother."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zezhen with such an idea!

Rong Yuheng's eyes were heavy, "So my brother is just a sand sculpture in your heart."

Wen Zezhen saw the former's face was not good, and instantly woke up - he guessed wrong!

Rong Yuheng was full of praise, "I wrote it down, and I'm ready to sue you."

Wen Zezhen hurriedly made up for it, "Big brother doesn't make sand sculptures, I just heard the word 'Boss'."

It was the first time Rong Yuheng heard the expression "I just lost my ear". It seems that the actor's physiological structure is different from ordinary people, and the five senses can be controlled and adjusted at any time.

Rong Yuheng sighed for two seconds and decided to let it go. After all, Wen Zezhen had been a humanoid support for himself for so long, and he also wanted to repay his gratitude.

The beautiful and kind-hearted Rong Yuheng took the initiative to change the subject, "It's not my brother, it's President Qiu."

Wen Zezhen was lost in thought.

... who is this

Rong Yuheng sighed, as if dictating for elementary school students with amnesia, "Qiu Jianlun, Shu Bai's brother. You two met during the draft."

Wen Zezhen's confused eyes instantly became sharp! It's him…

When did Rong Rong become so close to Qiu Jianlun

Rong Yuheng nibbled at the potato chips and explained, "I have negotiated with Mr. Chou before, and now he has signed the three photographers, he only needs to spend some publicity money to increase his exposure while taking advantage of this wave of popularity. , is a low-cost and high-return investment, and the price is very high.

My three friends who are photography photographers have never had a fixed job, and signing in under the name of Mr. Qiu can be regarded as a job - after all, it is a matter of mutual benefit. "

"It turns out that Pazui Entertainment was a marketing account bought by President Qiu." Wen Zezhen couldn't help but be convinced by the power of capital, "Those hammers were also bought by President Qiu?"

"Of course, if he wants to support people, the money must be paid by himself."

Wen Zezhen leaned up and praised, "You play the white wolf with empty gloves, and you play pretty well~"

Ignoring the former's delighted and admiring expression, the tone and sentence pattern sounded downright sarcastic.

Fortunately, Rong Yuheng chose tolerance generously.

He continued to show his grand blueprint to Wen Zezhen, "Our trumpet can also take a ride. This soil has been very fertile and suitable for trumpet growth by Mr. Qiu."

It is also the place where his "Rongxing Plan" has grown slowly.

Therefore, JonLi's wave of popularity is not too wonderful.

Wen Zezhen said again, "Yes, the use of Sand Sculpture Master also follows the principle of sustainability~"

"… "

Rong Yuheng plans to enroll Wen Zezheng in a basic language remedial class in a few days, specifically instructing the latter to use the positive and negative meanings correctly!

After he finished eating the potato chips, he sucked his fingers "boom blah blah blah" and took out a tissue to wipe it.

"Ready to surf, keeper."

Wen Zezhen's eyes lit up, as if the kindergarten children were taken to the playground by their parents after school.

Rong Yuheng touched his mobile phone, swiped to the blog that revealed the photographer's identity in Pa Group Entertainment, and started to leave a message in a trumpet:

@Rong Yuheng's trumpet: Thank you three teachers for taking me and my brothers so beautifully [heart]

Wen Zezhen glanced at his message, "Then what should I say?"

"Husband, sing and husband, just say whatever you want!"

Wen Zezhen pondered for two seconds, and then strictly followed the tenet of "the husband sings and the husband follows" and imitated the sentence pattern.

@wen zezhen's trumpet: Thank you three teachers for taking pictures of Rongrong and others so well [flower]

The comment area was originally full of scolding, but suddenly two comments with very different styles jumped out, and they were shocked and screamed:

"Hahahahahaha! Why is it you again??"

"Brother Chen's trumpet is too witty, what is 'Rongrong and others'? It really made me laugh to death. In Brother Chen's eyes, there are only two categories of people: 'Rongrong' and 'others' Is it? It's real."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the sister c is really proficient! [dog head] I also hit it today, thank you~ [flower]"

"I originally wanted to pay attention to the photographer, but now I have packaged you all to follow [dog head] Please continue to pretend~"

Rong Yuheng looked at the comments, and then stretched out his little finger to poke the screen of the owner Wen, "Next time, you need to be creative, and don't always copy my sentences."

Wen Zezhen was very educated, "I see." As he spoke, he dived back to the comment area again.

Rong Yuheng's heart showed a faint warning, "What are you doing...?"

Wen Zezhen indulged, "Since you don't like simple imitation, then I will give you the ultimate creativity."

@wen zezhen's trumpet: continue to study, and when Rongrong and I take wedding photos, I will invite you to be photographers.

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen: I am a wonderful speaker today!

Rong Yuheng: (… Sure enough, I have to report him to Master Wen as soon as possible.)