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Chapter 118: Block the cabinet door

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Wen Zezhen on the other end of the phone felt that the blood was rushing to his brain in an instant - he had been so sweet recently, he almost forgot that Rong Yuheng had dozens of brothers behind him!

"Who are you with, isn't it Lu Mingxuan?" Wen Zezhen added after asking, "Baby?"

Damn, Rong Yuheng's ears were almost numb with this sudden "baby"! Why is Wen Zezhen arguing with You Tianyu

You Tianyu pulled Rong Yuheng's wrist, and his mouth almost touched the screen of the phone, "Of course I'm my baby's darling~"

Rong Yuheng: ...Help, it's so greasy! ! !

He couldn't take it anymore, and slapped You Tianyu's face away, "You Tianyu, be more normal."

Wen Zezhen was taken aback, "You Tianyu?"

You Tianyu was not in a hurry when his identity was revealed, and calmly continued to write the last Shura field, "Baby, don't be angry, old..."

He originally wanted to say "husband", but he was disgusted by himself before he even said it.

bro...? Wen Zezhen frowned, "The boss of the Northeast?"

Rong Yuheng couldn't help laughing.

You Tianyu, "..." has lost his way.

Wen Zezhen's perception of You Tianyu was very complicated. The last peak match had come to an end before the result was decided. He couldn't help but feel a little bit of doubt:

This You Tianyubie really likes his family, right

… no! Once the city is locked, the key has been thrown into the Mariana Trench!

Rong Yuheng didn't want to continue this boring farce, he said to Wen Zezhen, "I'll hang up first, and I'll fight you when I go back."

Wen Zezhen's doubts soared instantly! After hanging up the phone, wouldn't he be completely unaware of Rong Yuheng's movements

"No, I'll keep talking to you."

You Tianyu, "You disturbed us."

Wen Zezhen, "It was you who disturbed my boyfriend and I to whisper."

You Tianyu, "The alone time with my baby, there is no place for you to talk."

Wen Zezhen, "This is my baby, even if we are separated by the phone, we are in a world of two."

You Tianyu, "I..."

"I should have disturbed you." Rong Yuheng interjected lightly, "You two are having a good time chatting."

Wen Zezhen & You Tianyu, "..."

Rong Yuheng sincerely suggested, "How about you exchange WeChat and chat slowly in private? Without me as an intermediary, it would be more unimpeded."

Wen Zezhen & You Tianyu, "No, no, no..."

Hanging up the phone indifferently, Rong Yuheng finally ended this baseless bullshit drama.

Old Yang in the front row dripped sweat down his forehead down his jaw, and he didn't even dare to glance at the rearview mirror.

He meditated in his heart: the more you know, the faster you die.

Rong Yuheng's expression was cold and dignified along the way, and Rao Shi You Tianyu couldn't coax him softly.

snort! Rong Yuheng thought, let you talk nonsense, let you open the script! You're having a good time, I'm the only one who suffers in the end!

He couldn't even imagine that when they met Wen Zezhen in the future, they would spend a few nights on Qiu Ming Mountain.

It wasn't until the private car stopped steadily outside the Rong's villa that Rong Yuheng gave You Tianyu a sidelong glance, then lifted her chin and got out of the car.

You Tianyu followed Rong Yuheng's head knowingly, and rua said, "Hey, brother, just kidding... Besides, if Wen Zezhen breaks down with you because of this reason, it means he's not worth it."

Rong Yuheng punched him, "It won't crash!"

Worse than the collapse, he will be hit by the sun! !

You Tianyu held down the twisting him, and was about to coax someone, but Rong Yuheng didn't move.

You Tianyu: …Is the battery out of power

The two were standing in front of the Rong family's villa at this time, and You Tianyu had his back to the villa's door, unable to see the situation behind.

Rong Yuheng was quiet for a second, then suddenly grabbed the hem of You Tianyu's clothes and bowed her head shyly, "You...you said just now that you wanted to be my dear, and you treated me as your little treasure...is that true?"

"?" You Tianyu didn't know why, so he just wanted to appease the angry Rong Yuheng first, and said, "Yeah..." My dear son.

Rong Yuheng, "Then why don't you give up, don't give up."

Before You Tianyu could ask him if he was ill, he heard a terrifying voice from behind,

"You Tianyu, I am so relieved to ask Xiaoheng to you, you actually have other thoughts about him!!"

You Tianyu groaned in his heart.

He turned around with wide eyes, and saw a tall figure standing in front of the huge villa in the dim sky. The reason for the backlight made the latter's face shrouded in shadows, and it looked like he was coming for his life.

Rong Congyan walked slowly step by step, his eyes emerging from the dark, "Dear? Little baby? You Tianyu, this kind of exaggerated rhetoric can only be used to coax my innocent Xiaoheng!"

You Tianyu shrank his pupils and looked down at Rong Yuheng in front of him.

The latter's clear pupils have three points of confusion, three points of fear, and four points of unbelievable sadness. The proportion control is accurate to three decimal places!

He is grass! You Tianyu realized in a second. Looking at Rong Congyan who was about to rush up to fight, he let out a roar like a cloud-piercing rock—

You wake up! Your baby brother is not pure at all! ! ! !

After throwing the trick Jing You Tianyu to Poison Wei Rong Congyan to cook, Rong Yuheng returned to the villa with brisk steps.

The wicked have their own grind, and the ancients did not deceive me.

After chatting with the jealous Wen Zezhen for half an hour, the latter was a little comforted. Rong Yuheng hung up the phone, knelt on the head of the bed and touched her little butt, secretly making up her mind:

Don't worry, I will protect you.

When Rong Congyan pushed open the door and walked out, he saw his younger brother kneeling on the head of the bed with a deep face and touching his ass. His pupils trembled,

"what are you doing!?"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He grabbed the pillow and smashed it, "Why don't you knock on the door when you enter!!"

Rong Congyan hugged the pillow and ran over worriedly, "What's wrong with your ass? Is it that bird You Tianyu..."

"How is that possible!" Rong Yuheng shouted, "Even if there is anything, it's warm-"

"..."

Rong Congyan's eyes were heavy, "Wen?"

Rong Yuheng: I lost it.

After educating his younger brother hard, Rong Congyan closed the bedroom door with warning eyes, and half of his face appeared from the crack of the door that was gradually closing.

"Don't believe the rhetoric in a man's mouth! It's all lies!"

Rong Yuheng nodded obediently.

The door closed with a "click". He took out his mobile phone from behind, pressed it to end the recording, and then backed up and saved it.

When he has a sister-in-law, it must be a good talk.

Rong Yuheng stayed at home for two days, carefully brushed the scallop shells, and was ready to visit his owner Wen and the big white goose.

It just happened that the direct filming of the performance and the show "Guest Lai" were about to be broadcast. Rong Yuheng felt that it was necessary for him and Wen Zezhen to go hand in hand and bear the burden of the storm.

When I went to Wen Zezhen's house, it was after three o'clock in the afternoon. The weather has warmed up recently. When Wen Zezhen opened the door, he only wore a single shirt, and the lines of muscles were faintly revealed under the fabric.

Rong Yuheng was still wearing a big coat, which looked very fluffy. He was hugged as soon as he got in from outside the door.

Wen Zezhen took a deep breath of the hamster, "Would it be hot to wear so much?"

"It's not hot." Rong Yuheng struggled out of his arms, "Where's my uncle?"... Don't let the elders see it!

"I went to listen to music with my friends."

"Oh." Only then did Rong Yuheng get back into the owner's arms and roll around.

The two fluttered for a while in the hallway without shame or shame. Wen Zezhen used "heart trauma" as an excuse, and then turned the person to Qiu Ming Mountain and turned around, around and around again. Son…

After three laps, Rong Yuheng was already numb.

Both mind and body.

He curled up on the sofa like a shedding waste hamster, licking his hair lightly. Wen Zezheng contentedly took out the seat cushion and computer for people to play games, and then turned around to work in the kitchen.

After dinner, Rong Yuheng was reborn.

Guessing that the time was almost up, he brought snacks and fruits to prepare for the storm.

The first episode of the second season of "Guest Lai" was broadcast at 6:00 tonight. There is no definite news about the direct shooting of the performance, but it will only happen today and tomorrow.

At 6:00 exactly, "Guest Lai" was broadcast on time.

The program team had previously announced that there would be Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng, so the barrage was full of "once in a city" CP fans holding high the banner.

Weifan's support is mixed in with the overwhelming "Choose a city once in a szd", it seems pitiful and helpless...

Rong Yuheng couldn't bear it in his heart, "Only fans are so pitiful."

Wen Zezhen comforted him, "It doesn't matter, one day they will penetrate the essence of human beings."

"What essence."

"Join if you can't beat it."

"… "

After the end of the film, there is an introduction: a bright and comfortable large living room, a bright and clean kitchen, and the vigorous potted plants bathed in sunlight, giving people a livable feeling.

As soon as the screen turned, Qiao Tan was the first to appear. He walked down the stairs and stretched, "Zi Yi, Lu Xing, let's clean up. Teacher Wen and Rong Rong will be here soon."

Ju Ziyi, with long smooth hair, turned around and took a tea set from the cupboard, "Then I'll make some tea for everyone."

Chen Luoxing's flustered voice came from upstairs, "Hey, I'll be here soon after I clean up!" In the camera, Chen Luoxing was straightening his hair and clothes in front of the mirror, as if he was not satisfied.

A small bubble popped up next to him: "Tense!"

In front of the computer, Rong Yuheng poked Wen Zezheng, "Look, you deserve to be your fanboy."

Wen Zezhen immediately expressed his loyalty cautiously, "I'm also your fanboy, and I'm so nervous every time I see you."

Rong Yuheng laughed, "Kekekeke~ I didn't say anything."

In the show, Qiao Tan was checking the ingredients in the refrigerator when a knock on the door suddenly sounded from behind.

"Hey, is it Mr. Wen and the others?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the amount of barrage instantly surged,

Fans shouted: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

The door opened, and the first thing that appeared on the screen was Rong Yuheng's fluffy head. He got in through the crack of the door, "Mr. Qiao!"

Wen Zezhen glanced down behind him, then blocked the door frame with his hand, for fear that he would knock his head.

Qiao Tan hurriedly welcomed the two in, "Welcome~"

Ju Ziyi greeted the two of them across the living room, and turned to call Chen Luoxing upstairs. Immediately after watching Chen Luoxing and Dou Pu crawled down, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Wen Zezhen in the living room had a cold face.

"fine."

"thanks."

Chen Luoxing withered instantly.

The fans in the barrage room are gloating and haha:

—Hahahahaha, distressed brother who failed to chase the stars!

—Mr. Wen Keke Keke at the large-scale double-standard scene

- I was actually relieved, so cold, this is the teacher Wen I know...!

Next, Qiao Tan led Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng to visit the room. While he was introducing, the two next to him also commented on the matter.

"I like the bathroom in the bedroom."

"Me too, it's better to add a cloakroom."

A bunch of small question marks appeared on Qiao Tan's head: ? ? ?

In the later stage, he spiritually uploaded his inner os—I will be an intermediary

The barrage is going to laugh crazy:

—The grasshopper hahahahahaha new marriage is both vision!

—Ah, why are you discussing so finely that you want to live together!

- I'm tired of saying this once I meet szd in the city... I feel sorry for Mr. Qiao

-Okay, I know you are looking at the wedding room, but don't be too arrogant in the show [dog head save your life]

After the two of them finished reading the room and went down, this kind of "husband" sense of sight became stronger—

Wen Zezhen didn't take his eyes off Rong Yuheng during the whole process. No matter what he did, he had to ask the other party if he wanted it, if he liked it or not...

The expressions of the three permanent members have become dull from the very beginning to the end.

Barrage:

- I'm starting to get scared, zcyy seems to be real...

- I like someone who can't hide their eyes...

—Let's not say whether it's true or not, but wzc absolutely loves ryh

Netizens thought that Wen Zezhen's eyes were already the limit of opening the cabinet door, but they didn't want the cooking part to be more explosive.

Qiao Tan: Mr. Wen's cooking skills are very good.

Crowd: Wow really

Wen Zezhen: Well, if you don't believe me, ask Rongrong.

Rong Yuheng: It's true, noodles, stir-fried vegetables, Western desserts...

Netizen: Ehhh, enough is enough! !

In the later stage, the doubts of all the staff were directly put on the screen: You seem to know a lot

In the end, the guests each received a dish. Just as he was about to start, Rong Yuheng suddenly pointed to his nose and asked, "What about me?"

Qiao Tan, "Mr. Wen will do two, and one will be yours."

The two masters did not feel that there was any problem at all, and accepted it readily.

A series of question marks pop up:

—Help, isn’t this amount of information too large? ?

- Teacher Qiao is his own! This is too understandable!

—? ? ? ? ? What Teacher Wen does is what Rong Rong does, right

—… You really don’t want cabinet doors anymore

A few dishes were brought to the table, and everyone sat around the table. Qiao Tan raised his glass to welcome the celebration, "Celebrate the launch of our first episode, and welcome Teacher Wen and Rong Rong!"

After the toast, Rong Yuheng just lowered his head and took a sip of wine, when Wen Zezhen cast a worried look.

Netizens immediately thought of the previous "Su Yi" live broadcast accident, and Rong Rong seemed to let himself go after drinking. Before they could worry about opening the cabinet door for the second time, Rong Yuheng turned to Wen Zezhen with a puzzled face.

"The kids next door are crying?"

Wen Zezhen, "..."

The barrage instantly burst into laughter:

—Hahahahahahahahahaha! !

- Rongrong, a little expert in destroying the atmosphere, hahahaha

- I feel sorry for Mr. Wen for a second, and I am infatuated with the wrong payment [dog head]

- The open cabinet door was slowly closed and locked.

The next three crosstalk brought the warm atmosphere to the sand sculpture completely.

Rong Yuheng: Are you questioning me

Wen Zezhen: You still step on me.

Qiao Tan: Mr. Wen, why are you so unreasonable

Wen Zezhen: What's wrong with me just being unreasonable

JonLi, who finally faded out of the netizen's perspective, was pulled out and whipped his corpse once after a long absence. Qiao Tan's expression of bleak exit after the failure of "Choose a City" was also made into an emoji package with crazy screenshots.

[Qiao Tan pouted: I'm not worthy. jpg]

After the meal, Rong Yuheng and Ju Ziyi's duet dance successfully injected fresh energy into the ghost and animal area.

Netizens sent congratulatory messages to Ju Ziyi, congratulating her for stepping into the world of comedians...

A day was spent happily in Rong Yuheng's blooming, Ju Ziyi learning to make cakes, Chen Luoxing chasing stars, and choosing a city to meet a swing.

When Wen Zezhen pushed Rong Yuheng on the swing, the sunset in the distance was slowly sinking. The golden afterglow shrouded the two of them, Rong Yuheng smiled so that his eyes were curved and bright, and Wen Zezhen's expression was softer than ever before.

Watching the video, all the CP fans in Zhecheng covered their mouths and slapped their thighs in front of the screen, crying silently! !

Mummy Mia - what a beautiful picture! kswlkswl!

However, there are not many CP fans commenting in the barrage area at this time. All the major cp groups are running around to tell each other:

Don't post pop-ups! His mother's father knocked it really hard, get ready to block the cabinet door! ! !

The first episode of "Guests Come From Afar" is divided into two episodes. Only the video of the first day was played today, so the progress bar is nearing the end at this point.

CP fans just waited to read the last few minutes, and then immediately went to Weibo to control and comment on the cabinet door.

In the picture, the camera follows up in the bedroom, where four men are standing in front of the bed allocating beds. Chen Luoxing said while making the bed, "Where do Teacher Wen and Rongrong sleep at night?"

Barrage:

-Sleep separately, of course.

- In fact, it's okay for good brothers to sleep together

- They are all men, not particular, not particular...

However, before the fans could block the cabinet door back, Wen Zezhen pointed to the position inside with a natural face and said,

"I'll keep him inside, he doesn't sleep honestly."

"..." The air suddenly fell into a stagnation.

Immediately, the screen suddenly went black. The progress bar comes to the end.

The whole barrage: ? ? ? ? ? ?

In the gap between the overwhelming barrage, CP fans saw their panicked faces displayed on the dark screen!

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen & Rong Yuheng: The cubs are coming to eat candy! Not impressed!

CP fans are trembling while carrying the cabinet door: they dare not move, they dare not move...