The Most Popular Comedian

Chapter 132: Get a certificate

Views:

The popularity of Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng is too high, and they are basically at the level of being out of the circle. Even if the police do not chase stars, they have heard the names of these two people.

At this moment, they all froze in place.

"Wen Zezhen? Rong Yuheng?" The captain glanced at the two suspiciously, "Take off the hood."

Wen Zezhen's psychological quality is extremely strong, without any hesitation, he calmly raised his hand and took off his full head of equipment. Under the hood, there is a handsome and cold face that is very familiar to the public.

Crowd: ... hiss! ! It's really the great movie emperor Wen Zezhen.

It's so handsome when you look at it up close, the real person has more aura than the screen!

As soon as Wen Zezhen took off his headgear, Rong Yuheng next to him basically confirmed his identity.

The onlookers collectively turned their attention to Rong Yuheng, waiting for him to take off the hood together.

Even the melon eaters took out their mobile phones, ready to witness this historic moment.

Under the hood, Rong Yuheng's mentality collapsed to the point where not even scum was left - this Nima! Not only to be on the hot search, but also to book the headlines! ! !

Wen Zezhen was still poking at him, "Cub, pick it up, it's all exposed anyway."

Rong Yuheng: Woohoo.

He took off the headgear reluctantly, and the moment his face saw the sun again, he heard the sounds of exclamation and gasping clearly coming from around him.

"Hey...! The star is really good looking, and the skin is in good condition."

"Wow wow wow, I was suddenly poked to be cute...Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng are really eye-catching."

"It's a good match! It's just that the headgear is a little sick hahahaha..."

"What the hell, I'm going to die laughing. I thought I caught a suspect, but it turned out to be a pre-marital examination... eh? Wait, pre-marital examination!!!??"

Rong Yuheng: …

The police confirmed the identities of the two, and they were relieved. The captain scratched his head embarrassedly, "Oh, sorry, we are also doing business for the safety of the people. It's all right now, you can go."

Rong Yuheng glanced at him faintly, and then was lifted by Wen Zezhen's neck and slipped into his arms to comfort him... Wen Zezhen said to the police, "It's okay, it's also because we acted suspiciously and caused you trouble."

"No, no... I wish the two of you a happy marriage and a smooth premarital examination."

The police left, but the crowd had not dispersed.

This is Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng, who are top-level traffic. They are here for a premarital examination. Big news!

Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng could only join hands to form a mass, break through the barriers of the crowd, and quickly slipped into the hospital to go through the relevant procedures for the premarital examination.

Rong Yuheng's steps were erratic along the way, and he never stepped on the ground.

Wen Zezhen wrapped his arms around his waist, like holding a standing sign, and dragged his stiff cub upstairs and downstairs in parallel.

"Woooooo..." Rong Yuheng whimpered with empty eyes, "It backfires, it's not good to be a teacher!"

Wen Zezhen sighed, he was actually fine, and he didn't particularly care about Weibo's hot searches and external image.

And with Rong Yuheng on the hot search, whether it is good or bad, he has a strange sense of satisfaction - just like the two can share the blessings and share the difficulties.

"It's not a hot search, it's just an understatement to your splendid entertainment career."

Rong Yuheng choked for two seconds before being comforted.

He thought about it, and the point of his sadness may not be that he is on the hot search, but that all the hard preparations have had the opposite effect.

This also hurts the self-esteem of a precious hamster too!

In addition to the routine general physical examination, the items of the premarital examination also include fertility-related examinations. Seeing that they were all male, the doctor crossed out the fertility check quite plainly, "You don't need to do this, just check your basic physical condition and whether there is an infectious disease."

Wen Zezhen pursed her lips, "I think to be on the safe side, let's do one."

The doctor glanced at him sideways, "Alright, I'm just helping you save money and time, and in the end, I have to respect your wishes."

He thought that Wen Zezhen probably wanted to do a full set when he came. Even if he didn't need to give birth, it would be good to check whether his physical condition was normal.

Wen Zezhen, "Although I haven't given birth yet, what if Rongrong wants it in the future?"

Doctor, "...what?"

Rong Yuheng, "..." I'm afraid that the headgear of his head was crushed by the headgear.

Wen Zezheng petted Rong Yuheng's small head, "Rongrong likes children, and I respect his wishes."

Rong Yuheng was expressionless, "Please respect my objective physiological conditions."

doctor,"… "

After a long while, he added one more item to the physical examination: brain department.

After a day's physical examination, it was still very tiring. Until all items were checked, the two had time to turn on their mobile phones to read the information.

Unsurprisingly, Shi Qiu and Qu Youhe's condemnation would have crowded WeChat - although it was a vacation, they had no vacation experience since the beginning!

[Shi Qiu]: [Picture] [Picture]? ?

[Shi Qiu]: What are you doing dressed up like this! !

[Shi Qiu]: I'm so tired, I'm eighteen years old. [die]

Rong Yu, the ostrich, buried his head, "Hey..."

[Qu Youhe]: Brother Chen? ? hello? ? [picture]

[Qu Youhe]: Rong Yuheng is messing around with you

[Qu Youhe]: Are you planning to become a movie star and come back as a comedian

Wen Zezhen bowed his head in a guilty conscience, "Hey..."

Rong Yuheng on the side looked sideways, "?"

His fierce keeper seemed to have said something at that moment

The results of the premarital examination came out on the same day, and the two of them were excellent in all other indicators except their brains.

Wen Zezhen was relieved, and happily prepared to go to the marriage registration the next day.

It has only been a few years since the policy on same-sex marriage was opened. Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng are the first couples who have registered for marriage of the same sex since the policy was opened.

Although there are still some people who do not recognize same-sex unions, in the future, with the development of society and the flow of information, the public's recognition of same-sex marriages will gradually increase.

Because the more developed the civilization, the more inclusive the concept.

The next day, the two sat in the back seat of their Maserati and spread out together.

Rong Yuheng did a good job in psychological construction, took out her mobile phone and opened Weibo, and she saw that the headline trending search was #開城一這給開開發#.

Rong Yuheng, "..."

Wen Zezhen glanced at him meaningfully, "What do you think?"

Repent, hamster.

Rong Yuheng, "It rhymes, awesome."

Wen Zezhen, "?"

However, not only hot searches, but even the front page of social news and Weibo news feeds are "one encounter in a city and a premarital checkup is surrounded by suspicious elements".

The news is full of pictures and texts—

The two men with tall physique and outstanding temperament stood in the middle of a crowd of onlookers. It was a very eye-catching picture, but in this situation, it seemed absurd and unspeakable... Probably because the hoods were a little tight, and the expressions on their faces when they pulled off the hoods were hideous.

The laughter in the comment area almost didn't break the text:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Who is the two of me Kangkang?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm thinking about what new poses they can use on the hot search, I never thought they were almost detained!"

"I laughed so hard, what did these two think?"

"What are you doing, hahahahahaha Rong Ge, I'm used to his magical operations, why did Brother Chen join in!?"

"Help, is this the husband singing and the husband following! The premarital examination is just the premarital examination, why are you dressed so suspiciously? [laughs to death]"

Rong Yuheng numbly flipped through the "hahahaha" in the comment area, and finally slammed off the phone screen.

No one pays attention to the explosive point of premarital examination, this year's CP fans are not real enough!

They just want to see the main joke, and they don't want to see the beautiful fairy tale!

At the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau, Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng got out of the car together.

They were dressed very formally today, and they were specially groomed in the morning. One is because I want to take pictures today, and the other is to let passers-by fans, paparazzi, etc. take good pictures, and try to regain the reputation of the two on Weibo.

Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng attracted everyone's attention as soon as they appeared in the office of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

There were passers-by and fans present, and they were all excited:

"Ah, it's Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng! I had a premarital examination yesterday, and I'm here to collect the certificate today!"

"Wow wow wow! It's rio once you choose the city! It's so beautiful~"

"I don't slap on CP, but 'A lover gets married' is very touching no matter what time~"

"Woo woo woo married! I cried, what kind of fairy love is this!"

"...Baby, aren't we here to get the certificate too? Why didn't I see how excited you were?"

"Steel straight man! You don't understand anything, woo woo woo...!"

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen honestly waited in line at the back. During the period, people kept turning their heads to look at them. Rong Yuheng straightened his back and glanced around with his peripheral vision, but no one took pictures.

Rong Yuheng frowned slightly, he pulled Wen Zezhen's arm, and pressed close to him, "After what happened yesterday, are we out of breath? No one took pictures and posted on Weibo."

Wen Zezhen couldn't guess what fans passers-by were thinking. He even grinned at Rong Yuheng and showed a rather stiff fake smile, "Could it be that I have vegetables on my teeth, so it would be indecent to take pictures?"

Rong Yuheng squeezed his lips and squeezed it into a reachable duck, "Don't laugh like that while taking pictures, it's too ugly."

Wen Zezhen, who was called ugly for the first time in more than 20 years in his life, "… "

Wen Zezhen didn't believe it, he let out a breath of air from his lips, "How ugly can it be?"

Rong Yuheng, "I'm so ugly that I can only be with you because of your talent."

"..." He withered.

The two played with their lips together for a while, and suddenly noticed that someone not far away took out their mobile phone and took pictures secretly. They pinched each other's lips for a while.

Rong Yuheng had a guess in his heart, but he didn't dare to answer the proof. He raised his eyes to look at Wen Zezhen, who actually conveyed the same message in his eyes.

Rong Yuheng brewed in his mouth for a few seconds, then slowly opened his mouth and pulled out a row of shiny and fine silver threads...

Immediately, all the mobile phones around were raised!

Rong Yuheng closed his mouth in a second! Glancing sharply around - I lost, this group of people really just want to take their ugly photos!

The beautiful photos of the serious children are nothing to them!

Rong Yuheng, who guessed that he had been certified, plunged his head into Wen Zezhen's arms sadly, and arched it back and forth, "It's over, I can't be an idol in my life, I can only be a foolish comedian! "

Wen Zezhen patted him on the back and comforted him softly, "You're good to go as soon as you debut. Wouldn't it be worse for someone like me who was forced to transform and couldn't go back to the past?"

This tragic consolation method finally succeeded in comforting Rong Yuheng.

Before long, it was his turn to take pictures.

Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng were sitting upright in front of the set board, Rong Yuheng smiled slightly, with 35.74% tenderness like water, 39.67% enthusiasm like fire, and 24.59% storm and thunder, After adjusting the precise expression, he turned to the camera without moving.

Photographer behind the lens:…

For the first time in decades of taking pictures, I have seen such colorful and precise expressions.

In stark contrast to Rong Yuheng is Wen Zezhen next to him. Wen Zezhen smiled without showing his teeth, and the corners of his mouth rose to a standard radian as announced by the official makeup, which looked very much like a fake business!

The photographer, "Mr. Wen, please... Be sincere and natural, otherwise it would be bad if it would look like a fake marriage."

Rong Yuheng's precisely adjusted expression was out of proportion for a moment.

He stabilized his mind, adjusted back to the original proportions, and turned his head slowly, "Are you insincere?"

Wen Zezhen was frustrated, "I'm afraid that you will think I'm ugly."

Audience: …

This sounds so hypocritical!

After finally taking the photos on the marriage certificate, Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng finally relaxed and went to the registration window together.

Wen Zezhen stretched out his hand to rub the face of his precious hamster, and started the blind actor massage service, "There is an oath after receiving the certificate. Think about what we will say when the time comes."

Rong Yuheng, who was lazy to think, directly moved out of their cp super chat and put it on the top, "Once you choose a city, the years are endless."

Wen Zezhen, "You are not a simple copy, you are a minimal copy."

Rong Yuheng cheated, "I can't think of it."

Wen Zezhen held him down like a pig worm, "It's better to say, I'd like to spend my life raising you."

Rong Yuheng looked at Wen Zezhen and didn't speak, leaving him alone to savor it.

After five or six seconds, Wen Zezhen rejected his proposal with some discomfort, "Forget it, it's not only a simple imitation, but also a little greasy."

Rong Yuheng nodded, "Second."

Until the formalities were confirmed at the window and the red book was received, the two were still in a free state, and their minds were full of "something to say about the oath".

The staff behind the window looked at the two people who seemed to be attuned to each other, and was speechless for a moment: It seems that choosing a city is not so real.

"Do you two have an oath to say?"

"Yes!" Wen Zezhen suddenly came back to his senses and hurriedly answered.

Don't be surprised by the staff, she stroked her heart to calm her breath, "Please tell me."

Wen Zezhen couldn't figure it out after holding it back for a long time, now it was imminent, he could only grab Rong Yuheng's hand and put it on his chest, "The little hamster that is the owner..."

Rong Yuheng was pulled by his claws, sticking out his head and earnestly waiting for Wen Zezhen to finish his oath.

Wen Zezhen racked his brains for half a minute, but couldn't really come up with it. He had no choice but to squeeze Rong Yuheng's claws and toss the pot with a calm expression, "It's your turn."

"…??"

Rong Yuheng squinted and looked at Wen Zezhen for a moment, then he chose not to care about him, "Only eat honey and not suffer hardship~"

Wen Zezhen pursed her lower lip, and then couldn't help laughing. His eyes were soft and bright, and he lowered his head and touched Rong Yuheng's forehead, "Okay, I'll give you all the candy."

Staff: ... Oh day, choose a city once you meet is rio!

After leaving the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two stood at the door holding the red book.

The smooth skin reflects the sun's rays and is sacred and solemn. It is obviously a thin book, but at the moment it seems to have a heavy weight in my hand.

This is the certificate.

Rong Yuheng was still in a trance. It seemed to be an understatement than he imagined, but he really felt something was different in his heart.

The two got into the car, and as soon as Rong Yuheng raised the car window, Wen Zezhen hugged her waist. A warm and moist touch came from the earlobe, and a slightly excited snort hit his cheek, stirring up a wave of heat.

Rong Yuheng turned his head slightly, pushed against Wen Zezhen's chest, and couldn't help but glanced at the driver's seat, "Don't make trouble..." There are outsiders.

Wen Zezhen was holding the marriage certificate in one hand, almost making Xiaohongben a fold. His chest was heaving, his handsome face was dyed with desire, and he lowered his eyelashes and leaned towards Rong Yuheng.

"I got the certificate." Wen Zezhen called him in a low voice, "Baby."

Rong Yuheng's throat moved, and Wen Zezhen didn't often call him "baby", only when he was in bed, he couldn't help but cry twice.

Also, when he needs to coax him to do something, or when he is afraid that he will get angry, he will call out a few words to please him.

But now the sound of "baby" seems to have a different meaning.

It's like an upright oath, and it's like a deep restraint.

Rong Yuheng inexplicably heard the feeling of deep love from it. He thought that if he was not a man, Wen Zezhen might have to be called "wife", but he changed the name to "baby", which is more natural and caring than "wife".

Rong Yuheng reached out to hold him and whispered, "Go home first."

Bang, the bedroom door was slammed impatiently.

"Bang dang", Rong Yuheng's back pressed against the door, their bodies were tightly pressed together, Wen Zezhen lowered her head and dropped one kiss after another.

Warm, eager, thick, lingering.

"Baby." He called against Rong Yuheng's ear, in exchange for a vague "um" from the person in his arms.

"I'm your husband now." Wen Zezhen pressed Rong Yuheng's lips with one hand, and the plump and rosy lips were squeezed and kneaded, revealing the small teeth at the back.

Wen Zezheng's eyes were deep and his breathing was heavy. He was excited by the words "husband" in his own words, and now he was pressing people to death, "You give me a listen."

Rong Yuheng was enveloped by Wen Zezhen's strong masculinity, and Wen Zezhen's strong thighs got stuck in, making him unable to move at all.

Rong Yuheng listened to the voices of "baby" and "husband", her heart became hot with shame, and she could hardly stand up, but this person was still pretending to be stimulated.

"You loosen up, hiss..." Rong Yuheng squeezed desperately against the door panel, trying to open a little distance, so that Wen Zezhen would not stir up his own more obvious reaction.

However, Wen Zezhen was reluctant, and the thumb pressed on his lips went in directly, touching the soft tip of the tongue.

"Baby, call me husband."

Rong Yuheng was so ashamed that she exploded. When he was the most humiliating in the past, he was only forced to call him "Brother", and he could still accept it if he could say it out loud—

But what is "husband"? The name never popped out of his mouth.

He didn't speak, but Wen Zezhen pressed against him.

"What did you say when you just took the oath? The little hamster who is the owner..."

"Only, only eat honey and not suffer...?" Rong Yuheng looked at him in confusion, is there a problem

"Didn't you say eat honey? You call and I'll give it to you."

Rong Yuheng was dizzy from being rubbed, and he subconsciously asked, "What kind of honey are you giving me?"

Wen Zezhen lowered his eyes and smiled lightly, and then gave a hard bow—

"Um…!"

"Eat a lollipop."

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen (excited): I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, call my husband! call husband!

Rong Yuheng: …

[The fragment before modification has directions in the vb copywriting column]

Ps. Because it is the same world background as the previous "Roommate", the setting is also same-sex marriage.