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Chapter 133: Wedding rehearsal

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During dinner, Rong Yuheng didn't go downstairs to eat.

Fortunately, Rong Congyan and Rong Tianshen were not at home, and no one called him. Wen Zezhen went to the kitchen and brought the two of them back to the bedroom. As soon as the door closed, Rong Yuheng's resentful eyes were greeted.

"It's all swollen here." Rong Yuheng was like a devastated flower, he touched his swollen lips distressedly, and suddenly heaved a breath of cold air, "His..."

Wen Zezhen's eyes became deep again, "Don't touch it, or I'll always think you're teasing me."

Rong Yuheng immediately closed his mouth and put his hand away, took the dinner plate and put it on the bedside table. He glanced at it and said, "I don't even have an appetite."

Wen Zezhen lifted the stool and sat down, opening his eyes and talking nonsense, "It's normal, sweets are disgusting."

Rong Yuheng remembered the lollipop that Wen Zezhen had just put into his mouth, and suddenly he felt bad again. Moreover, he said not to eat it, but Wen Zezhen was still there, eloquently speaking and trying his best to deceive.

"You drink some soup first," Wen Zezheng held the bowl in front of him, "squeeze the taste in your throat."

"..." Rong Yuheng glanced at Wen Zezhen, "The owner is really caring."

Wen Zezhen still didn't hear the irony, and corrected him sweetly, "It's not the owner now, it's the husband."

Rong Yuheng pouted, "My husband."

Wen Zezhen, "Really?"

"..." Rong Yuheng struggled for a few seconds between hilarity and self-protection, and then chose the latter, "That must not be the case."

Wen Zezheng fondly patted his dog's head, "Be good, eat."

The wedding was set, the marriage certificate was received, and the next step was to take wedding photos.

Rong Yuheng didn't forget the three paparazzi once, he also turned up Wen Zezhen's "extreme creativity" on Weibo and reminded the latter, "You said you should look for them when you take wedding photos, and you can't break your promise."

Wen Zezhen glanced at the trumpet account that once made waves. Since netizens found out that they were married, people have been checking in for archaeology under this comment every day.

"On the Nth day of Yicheng Yi encounter getting the certificate, did you take the wedding photo?"

"You better do what you say~/doge"

"Hahahaha the archaeology is so happy @wen zezhen's trumpet so when are you going to take wedding photos?"

These most popular comments were all left several days ago. Wen Zezhen was in a good mood at the moment. He decided to turn over the cards and give back to the CP fans who were waiting to be fed.

He turned his head and pouted on Rong Yuheng's head, "Let's take the wedding photos in the past few days, okay?"

Rong Yuheng's hair stood up by Wen Zezhen. He rubbed his hair and checked the weather forecast on his mobile phone, "Okay, the weather is pretty good these few days."

Wen Zezhen picked up the phone and replied with a small number:

"@ding MR @ parrot starling @ Song Xiaotian are the three teachers free, make an appointment to take wedding photos in the next few days."

Wen Zezhen just finished commenting less than five minutes ago, and this Weibo completely exploded below—

The passers-by CP fans who came to hear the news all flocked to this comment, and they shouted and coaxed to leave a message:

"Wow wow!!! Are you really going to take a wedding photo!"

"Oh my God! When I saw Brother Chen's trumpet comment, it was a dreamlike fantasy, but I didn't expect it to come true today [Groundhog screams]"

"Knock, knock, knock... Too sweet, too sweet, too sweet!!"

"Photography teacher, brother Cue, you guys-"

It didn't take long for the photographer to hear the wind and his head popped out:

"Take a wedding photo for Zhecheng Yiyu, you must be free! [Yebiyabi~]"

Netizen: "Oh oh oh! Dreams come true!"

Rong Yuheng and the three paparazzi were originally friends. After interacting with each other on Weibo, they immediately got in touch in private.

The date and photographer have been set, but the location of the photo has become a problem - once the city is too popular, it is necessary to find a place where there are no outsiders to shoot, and the scenery must be good.

In the living room of the Rong family, Rong Yuheng, Rong Congyan, and Wen Zezhen sat around the sofa and started a temporary discussion meeting.

Rong Congyan unceremoniously sacrificed his friend You Tianyu, as if he had lost a Poké Ball, "You Tianyu has a private island, you can go to him to take pictures."

Rong Yuheng rejoiced, "There are such good things in the world!"

Wen Zezhen was a little reluctant, "You Tianyu? He is my number one rival in love."

Wen Zezhen even thought of a dog blood theater, "And the private island is too unsafe. People outside can't get in, people inside can't get out, and they can be easily imprisoned..."

Rong Yuheng covered his mouth in horror, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Wen Zezhen broke his small hands and put them in his arms, "Xunguang's latest serialized fanfiction, "The Survival of the Fascinating Hamster."

Rong Yuheng was silent, this has deviated from the category of "one encounter in a city" fancier, right? There is a strange sense of sight in "Robinson Crusoe".

"Xunguang's treasured sword is probably rusted." Rong Yuheng sighed.

"I think it's more agile." Wen Zezhen rarely echoed Rong Yuheng's words, "When the knife falls, the shark will kill the heart."

"… "

The two of them were babbling, and Rong Congyan, who was beside him, suddenly came over, hesitating for a moment, but still pulled his face and asked, "Where do you want to read her article? Baidu?"

Rong Yuheng looked complicated, "Baidu's articles are basically pirated articles. Although fans don't charge fees, they are still pirated articles. If you dare to read Xunguang's stolen articles, she will send you a complaint letter."

Rong Congyan was frightened, and immediately and honestly followed the instructions to download an app, register and follow.

Wen Zezhen watched the whole process. He saw that Rong Congyan wrote his nickname as "Rong Congyan" very honestly, and replaced his avatar with a headshot, inexplicably thinking of his WeChat from a long time ago.

At that time, he was a straight steel man with no interest. Looking back now, he took such an old-fashioned WeChat account to add Rong Yuheng, the most interesting person in the world, and Wen Zezhen felt ashamed.

And now, Rong Congyan is repeating his mistakes.

Wen Zezhen felt secretly delighted: hee hee.

Rong Yuheng also glanced at it, "Brother, why is your real name and photo?"

Rong Congyan raised his head, "Otherwise?"

Wen Zexuan secretly poked Rong Yuheng, the latter's brainwaves suddenly hit, he looked up at Wen Zexuan: You are bad.

Wen Zezhen smiled harmlessly: Sometimes people always need to learn to grow by themselves.

Knowing that Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen were going to take a wedding photo on his island, You Tianyu showed half generosity and half stinginess.

He arrogantly said, "It's okay to take pictures of Xiaoheng, Wen Zezhen has to pay."

Rong Yuheng reminded him, "Wen Zezhen and I are married, and now it is the joint property of my husband and wife."

You Tianyu missed the opportunity to attack Wen Zezhen, and suddenly felt heartache and couldn't breathe. He was dying,

"Then you shoot alone, and don't let Wen Zezhen go to the island. If he wants to take a photo with you, he can find a post to post himself."

Rong Yuheng found a group photo of someone else's p-picture from the Internet. Due to the light and tone, the people in the group photo seemed to come from different worlds.

"Have you seen it? That's the effect of p up." Rong Yuheng said, "I don't want my wedding photo to look like a ghost marriage."

You Tianyu, "… "

You Tianyu, who had not yet annihilated his humanity, finally clicked on his noble head.

The island has a pleasant climate and beautiful scenery. Three paparazzi photographers took their team and two newcomers to the island, as if opening the door to a new world—

This is the rich man's world!

Since there was no interference from outsiders, the daily shooting went quite smoothly; in addition, Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen were both from the entertainment industry, not to mention the appearance conditions, and the ability to find lenses was first-class.

They filmed on the island for four or five days, playing while filming. They estimated that they were almost done, so they decided to stop the work and return.

When approaching the return journey, Rong Yuheng keenly found that Wen Zezhen seemed to be breaking down.

They live in a resort hotel built by You Tianyu by the sea. It is said to be a hotel, but it is actually only one floor. It is tiled on the coastline, with wooden bridges, pools, and glass walls. It is very Hawaiian.

Even the bathroom of the room is made into a semi-open style, half of the ground under the feet is still transparent glass, and there is a pool below, where colorful ornamental fish swim.

Wen Zezhen was sitting on the small soft stool by the bathroom door staring at the ornamental fish in a daze. Rong Yuheng was collecting clothes. Their photos were basically taken and they were ready to leave the day after tomorrow.

"After we go back, we'll stay at your dad's place for a few days to see our cubs. And last time you said that the restaurant near your house was delicious, I want to eat... eh? Wen Zezhen?" Rong Yu Heng was halfway through and found that Wen Zezhen was still watching the fish, and immediately made a displeased voice, "You are not listening to me!"

After three seconds, Wen Zezhen slowly turned his head, "What?"

Rong Yuheng dropped his clothes and flew over, like a hamster cake pressing the top, "You really didn't listen to me! You don't have me in your heart before you get married!"

Wen Zezhen hurriedly hugged him to prevent him from shaking too much and bringing both of them to the ground, "We are already married."

Rong Yuheng stuck for a moment, and then became even more distressed, "You turned your face and didn't recognize anyone as soon as you got married!"

"No, no..." Wen Zezhen poked him hard, trying to express his fiery love with po po's strength, "I was thinking about something just now and lost my mind."

"Which fairy are you thinking of?"

"It must be only you."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it, "Think of me thinking of blocking me?"

Wen Zezhen knew that he was wrong, got up and walked to the other side of the bed, "It's true, I'm thinking about the wedding, I'm so fascinated."

Rong Yuheng was picked up by the air, keenly aware that the route of travel was wrong, he fluttered twice to try to land,

"Isn't the wedding handed over to the wedding company, what can I do?"

"I'm thinking about how to make a little surprise for you." Wen Zezhen held down the restless him, pushed him down, peeled the shell and said, "After all, my husband loves you the most."

There is no logical connection between words and deeds at all!

Rong Yuheng was bitten and screamed, "It's useless to be numb, you... um, wait a minute, the balcony door is not closed!"

Wen Zezhen said sticky, "It's okay, the balcony faces the sea, the spring flowers are blooming, and no one will come."

Grass! Rong Yuheng was caught off guard by the flowers, and tears almost overflowed. Wen Zezhen was definitely lying to the ghost again!

How can you stare at the ornamental fish and think about the wedding and finally think of going to bed

The wedding ceremony is still a week away.

Rong Yuheng is a very Buddha and a very lazy hamster. With the wedding company taking over all the work, he can wait for the wedding with confidence.

Wen Zezhen is just the opposite. As a competent owner who has broken his heart for hamsters, he is like a supervisor of a wedding company. The time he spends in contact with the wedding company every day even far exceeds the time he spends with Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng felt outrageous about this.

He was lying on the bed at the moment with his two white and straight calves, nibbling on snack cakes, "Master, didn't the wedding company give you any advice?"

For example, there is a kind of love called letting go.

"It's all said to be called my husband." Wen Zezhen can now give this order shamelessly. "They didn't give me any advice, only full of blessings."

"What blessing?"

"May we grow old together forever, never be apart, be together for a lifetime, and last forever..."

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, then interrupted him, "Do you know why this is?"

Wen Zezhen probed, "Because we are a good match?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "Because they were afraid of your second marriage." Adding a dreaded repeat customer.

"… "

Even with Rong Yuheng's reminder, Wen Zezhen still did not change his urgent behavior of staring at people.

The wedding of the two came as promised under his nagging.

The official wedding is scheduled for May 22, and Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng have to go to the field for rehearsal two days in advance.

The venue has been arranged, and the emcee is familiar with the lines on the stage. The staff of the wedding team led Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng to the dressing room.

The wedding dresses were all custom-made in advance, and a few more sets were ordered to prevent accidents. The two entered the dressing room, and the others withdrew.

Wen Zezhen's suit is dark gray with some dark patterns, while Rong Yuheng's suit is light gray with some silver threads embellished on the fabric. The suit adopts a complete three-piece suit, single-breasted, slit and waist, which perfectly outlines their figure.

Wen Zezhen finished changing first, then straightened his cuffs and looked towards Rong Yuheng.

Rong Yuheng was slow to get dressed, and now he only put on the vest over his shirt. The thin waist is restrained by the curve of the vest into a beautiful arc, and the firm buttocks are wrapped under the suit trousers, and the outline can be faintly revealed after a layer of fabric...

Very textured and tempting.

As soon as Wen Zezhen's throat moved, he couldn't take his eyes away.

His eyes were burning with fire, and the lines that were close to Rong Yuheng's back spread all the way.

Rong Yuheng slowly changed his clothes and was putting on his coat when he heard a light knock on the door by the door staff.

"Are the two newcomers ready? Our rehearsal is ready."

Rong Yuheng hurriedly responded, "I'll be fine soon!"

The movement outside the door gradually drifted away, Rong Yuheng stretched out his clothes and turned his head to greet Wen Zezhen, who was sitting beside him, "Master, why are you still sitting so steady, go to the rehearsal."

Wen Zezhen seemed to be stuck to the bench, motionless, and his face was slightly red.

Rong Yuheng frowned, did Wen Zezhen want to regret the marriage

"Haven't you been looking forward to it all the time, why are you not active when it comes to the end?"

Wen Zezhen glanced at him, and put both hands on his thighs a little crampedly, sitting upright, "I'm not inactive, I just... I accidentally raised too high, making it inconvenient to move."

"What is too high?"

Wen Zezhen pursed her lips and did not speak, her two sturdy long legs came together slightly.

Rong Yuheng was stunned for a while, and his eyes slid down Wen Zezhen's folded legs to his tight fitting suit pants...

What the hell! He froze in a second—

It's actually "too high"!

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen: Be tall, I will too.

Rong Yuheng: How could this be.