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Chapter 134: Are there variables?

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Rong Yuheng was quite suffocated.

While he was a little ashamed, he was worried for Wen Zezhen. It's fine if the two of you are alone, but it's going to be a rehearsal now!

Is it difficult for Wen Zezhen to go out like this

"You, you... Hurry up!" Rong Yuheng kept a safe distance of one meter, looking at Wen Zezheng's handbrake with hatred.

Wen Zezhen was so anxious that his eyes were red, and while he was embarrassed and anxious, there was still a fire that could not be extinguished for a while.

"Would you help me?" he said, "just use your hands."

Rong Yuheng was about to faint, what was "just fine" with his hands, as if he said it very easily.

And Wen Zezhen's time... Even if he was an octopus, he didn't finish it so quickly!

"No, it's too late, why don't you go under the faucet and flush it?"

Thinking of that scene, Wen Zezhen couldn't help but blurt out, "That's too stupid..." For a moment, he remembered that he was a well-mannered person, and swallowed the word "forced" back.

"Or you call your husband while helping me, maybe I'll be fine soon."

Rong Yuheng didn't believe it at all - when he called it like that before, Wen Zezhen was obviously more excited!

The two of them were staring at the handbrake, and there was another knock on the door, "Are the two newcomers ready, we can do it here~"

Wen Zezhen raised his head and glanced at Rong Yuheng, his eyes were tight and hot, he pressed his throat and whispered, "I'm urging, what should I do?"

Rong Yuheng could only comfort him first, "Leave it to me."

Wen Zezhen's eyes lit up, and before he could open his arms to Rong Yuheng, he saw the latter turned his head and replied to the door,

"Sorry, Mr. Wen's zipper is stuck, it may take a while."

Wen Zezhen, "..." originally meant this!

The staff member, "Ah, it's okay, it's okay, Mr. Wen, take your time. "

As soon as the sound outside the door disappeared, Rong Yuheng was pulled over by a force and fell directly on Wen Zezhen—

Dangerous handbrake, close at hand.

Rong Yuheng: ! ! !

Wen Zexuan clasped his waist and pressed his forehead against his breath, "The zipper is stuck? Then pull it for me to see if the card is not stuck."

Rong Yuheng swallowed and moved back slightly, "I think about this work, it shouldn't be..."

Wen Zezheng rubbed him fiercely, "I knew it would add fuel to the fire for me."

Rong Yuheng cautiously said, "Then I... destroy it for you?"

Wen Zezhen was refreshed! His previous appearance of being tortured by desire to the point of being pitiful and anxious disappeared in an instant, only the excitement after he succeeded,

"Well, you destroy it for me."

Rong Yuheng: ... Oh, actor.

He glanced at Wen Zezhen contemptuously, then cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and a soft song flowed from his lips, "Sleep~Sleep~My dear..."

Wen Zezhen interrupted lightly, "Do you think the same song can be used a second time?"

Rong Yuheng's singing stopped abruptly. He said weakly, "Why..."

Wen Zezhen, "I have produced antibodies."

Rong Yuheng was speechless...Is he a virus!

In desperation, Rong hamster was finally forced to go to Qiu Ming Mountain, and had an extremely shameful experience.

The wedding dresses were rigorous and solemn. The upper body of both of them was neatly dressed, and even the buttons of their shirts were tied to the top.

However, the lower part was trudging hard on the rugged winding mountain road, and the tender legs were bearing the weight that they should not bear!

Rong Yuheng was facing the mirror, his eyes were moist and hazy, he saw that his face was blushing, and even the neck that didn't go into the neckline was burning.

Damn... he thought in a trance, wearing a wedding dress up the mountain is too far below his bottom line!

And what makes Rong Yuheng extremely angry is that at such a time, Wen Zezhen still can't let go of his ridiculous self-esteem, and refuses to reach the top of the mountain for a long time!

Half an hour later, the two left the locker room.

Wen Zezhen's face was refreshing, as if he had gained a new life. Rong Yuheng lowered his head, and did not dare to look at the staff during the whole rehearsal.

He always thinks that everyone else knows it, lose it!

After the rehearsal, the two returned to the hotel.

As soon as the door was closed, Rong Yuheng made a three-chapter agreement with Wen Zezheng, "Today this situation can't happen again! In public places and important occasions, you can't drive casually!"

Wen Zezhen put it on and held his hand, coaxing in a good voice, "I'm not driving casually, I'm driving with true feelings..."

Rong Yuheng was so angry that his hair was fluffy! Wen Zezhen dared to talk to him, it was like the reincarnation of a gangster.

"No matter how you drive, you can't drive! Especially on our official wedding day, be pure, holy, and solemn!"

"Okay, yes, yes..."

After the two washed up, they lay on the big bed.

Rong Yuheng looked at the ceiling and carefully recalled the process of the rehearsal. After a long while, he suddenly turned over and climbed onto Wen Zezhen, "Master, I think the wedding is going to be something special."

Wen Zezhen took the opportunity to wrap him in his arms, "How special do you want?"

Rong Yuheng, "We must have our own characteristics, otherwise what is the difference from those mundane weddings?"

Wen Zezhen praised him, "You are so caring~"

Rong Yuheng was praised for being comfortable all over, and snorted proudly, "It's alright... Look, do we want to pull a silk while kissing?"

Wen Zezhen paused, "What...?"

"How can the drawing CP not be drawn? When the ring is exchanged, we will stretch it a little longer... It needs to be crystal clear~ bright."

Wen Zezhen hesitated, "but baby, you just said that the wedding should be pure, sacred and solemn..."

Rong Yuheng quibble, "Then we can pull a pure, sacred and solemn silk."

"..." Wen Zezhen's expression froze for a moment, and then he returned to peace as if he thought of something. He turned over suddenly, pressed the person down, and overturned it, "This drawing is difficult, let's practice more first."

"…!"

On the day of the official wedding, the weather was just right.

In the morning, the sky is bright and the temperature outside is not too high.

All the family and friends of Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng are here. Kuang Zhao came to congratulate him with a bunch of hamster supplies like a dad, and won the exclusive appreciation of Wen Zhongyun.

Almost all of Rong Yuheng's local tycoon friends were present, fifty or sixty people were mighty and powerful, and they pointed in the direction of the backstage in a naive manner, and their eyes were quite deliberate—

It was a hot man who kidnapped their son Rong!

Wen Qin and Rong Tianshen arrived together today. Due to the special occasion, they made a special trip to dress up, and they still looked like a pair of beautiful people.

The lonely Rong Congyan was forced to team up with Xunguang again. He is very concerned about it now, especially the group of idiots from the rich and powerful still swept him with a look of beasts, as if saying:

You can take such a small loli, cuff it up and take it away!

Rong Congyan lowered his head to discuss with Xunguang who was in high spirits, trying to distract people, "Aren't you going to be a bridesmaid? It's time to put on makeup and change clothes?"

Xunguang clapped his little hands happily, grabbed Rong Congyan and walked backstage, "Yes, you are also the best man, let's go, let's change together!"

"… "

All the giants were horrified: It's really hammered! Rong Congyan this beast!

Backstage.

Wen Zezhen and Rong Yuheng were changing their clothes, and a professional makeup artist did their makeup.

Rong Yuheng has fair skin and clean face, but heavy makeup will hide his original aura, so the makeup artist only gave him a thin layer of base makeup, smeared some lip glaze, and swept away the highlights and shadows. .

Wen Zezhen doesn't wear much makeup, his facial features should be three-dimensional and deeper, his skin is a very strong wheat color, his foundation is very good, and he belongs to the natural masculine kind of male beauty. The makeup artist looked at it for a long time and didn't make a move. In the end, she only rubbed a little lip glaze on the person to enhance her complexion.

"My salary is for nothing." The makeup artist smiled and packed up the props, "You don't need any makeup at all."

Rong Yuheng's mouth was sweet, "No, I think I look good today."

Wen Zezhen looked at him sideways and smiled, "Well, it's so beautiful."

Rong Yuheng reciprocated, "You are also handsome, so handsome that I can't get along..."

"Cough!!" The makeup artist coughed heavily, picked up the makeup box, turned around and walked away, "I'm going to be deaf, I'm going to be deaf..."

Seeing that the person was gone, Wen Zezhen lowered his head and leaned over, and asked softly, "What can't we get together?"

Rong Yuheng, "eyelid."

Wen Zezhen, "… "

According to the wedding process, Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen couldn't go to the front desk yet, so they both slumped in the lounge and played with their mobile phones.

Also present today are their friends in the entertainment industry, such as Su Yuyin, Qiao Tan, Song Tang, Ke Ting, Zhou Shubai, all members of STAR-T, Ju Ziyi... as well as their agents, major directors and producers Man, it's all here.

Rong Yuheng chatted with them on WeChat and exchanged information while enjoying Wen Zezhen's feeding.

The stylist next to her was hesitant to say anything, and then she finally plucked up the courage to take a step forward, "Two couples, don't eat all the time before the wedding."

Rong Yuheng still had residue hanging from the corner of his mouth, as if he had been hit hard by hearing this, "Why!"

Wen Zezhen was stunned and unprincipled, "We will eat gracefully, wipe our mouths clean before going on stage, and keep our stomachs closed at any time so as not to reveal our overly full stomachs."

The stylist almost didn't mention it in one breath--he didn't show his "too full" belly, people basically don't eat when they get married, and you still want to eat as much as you want!

He looked numb, "The main reason is that you guys want to poop after eating."

"..."

The two lost their appetites instantly.

After a while, the door to the rest room was pushed open.

Rong Congyan and Xunguang changed their clothes and came in. Rong Yuheng recovered from the pain of interrupted appetite in a second, and happily rubbed over, "You guys have changed!"

"Happy, happy~" Xunguang was a bridesmaid today, and it was rare that he didn't dress up as a group.

It was the first time that Rong Yuheng saw her wearing a slim dress. Although Xunguang's appearance after putting on makeup was still relatively immature, her figure could be seen to belong to the outline of an adult woman.

Rong Yuheng did not hesitate to praise her, "Xunguang, you don't look like a child today!"

Xunguang is rarely tolerant and doesn't care about it, "It's a very special compliment, let's accept it for now."

Rong Congyan didn't speak much from the moment he entered the door, and seemed a little restrained. Wen Zezhen noticed and asked, "Brother-in-law, are the clothes not fitting?"

"No." Rong Congyan said dryly.

Rong Yuheng next to him finally noticed his brother's embarrassment, "Hey, brother, what's the matter with you today? You're not a domineering president at all?"

Rong Congyan glanced at Xunguang quickly, "I'm not usually a domineering president, I'm following the people-friendly route."

Rong Yuheng thought of his occasional deceitful behavior, and it was hard not to agree with him.

"Yes, but I still think there is something wrong with you."

Rong Congyan didn't speak, because he was really wrong.

Mainly because he was too concerned.

When Xunguang was like a small group before, he could still ignore the jokes of the people around him, but now he suddenly "draws", and the sense of sight of those jokes suddenly increased!

Rong Congyan decided to get out of Xunguang's radiation range to adjust his mentality first. He grabbed his younger brother and slipped out, "Come on, Xiaoheng, my brother wants to talk to you alone."

Rong Yuheng didn't suspect him, and shook his head like a happy little fool, "Okay, okay~"

The two walked out, and the door closed with a "click".

Only Wen Zezhen and Xunguang were left in the room.

When Xunguang saw that Rong Yuheng was not there, he approached mysteriously, "Mr. Wen, I have prepared a wedding gift for you. You absolutely love it."

"what gift?"

"The 500,000-word long story about choosing a city and meeting people, including all kinds of luxury cars, is of great enlightenment to your future happy life!"

Wen Zezhen's eyes lit up with a "swipe", and even used honorifics, "Mr. Xunguang, you are too caring."

"And there are 18 pictures of Mrs. Yaotai—because she's still in school, so your wedding can't come. She said it's a wedding gift for you~"

"Teacher Yaotai has a heart too."

Xunguang proudly stepped on the small high heels, "You're welcome~!"

As soon as she stomped, Wen Zezhen looked away.

He frowned slightly, and then said kindly, "Xunguang, you'd better go to the locker room to change a pair of shoes."

"Why? I deliberately wore the tallest heels. I want to be your bridesmaid, and I can't make me look too short."

"It's hard to walk."

"I just inspected the site, and I think it's okay~"

Wen Zezhen hesitated for two seconds. Seeing that Rong Yuheng was not there, he simply revealed a trace of information generously.

"Maybe, the scene for a while is not what you saw before."

"… Um???"

The author has something to say: Rong Yuheng: It's been rehearsed, so easy~!

Wen Zezhen: I like how you look overconfident.