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Chapter 30: Warm self-help

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The hairs on Rong Yuheng's back are about to stand up!

His intuition was wrong, and he wanted to take back the three good man cards.

"No, I'm already a mature adult, I can wipe it myself."

Wen Zezhen moved his fingers, but held back, he took a small step back. Because the pressure caused by height and light is instantly reduced a lot.

Rong Yuheng was full of vigilance, especially since he hadn't put on his shirt yet. The cold touch of the metal frame against which his lower back was touching stimulated his scalp, making him barely maintain a calm mind.

He held the towel in front of him to block, "You step back."

Seeing this, Wen Zezhen immediately backed away "a little" obediently.

Half the size of a foot.

Rong Yuheng, "..." Wen Zezhen was very conscious.

Wen Zezhen reminded aloud, "Really dry quickly, or you will catch a cold."

Rong Yuheng hinted to him, "I can't wipe you like this."

Wen Zezhen, "Oh." He retreated two meters away, and after thinking about it, he turned his back, "Is this okay?"

Rong Yuheng didn't answer, he was in a mess right now, full of countless thoughts, such as:

Was Wen Zezhen greedy for his body

Was Wen Zezhen greedy for his body

Was Wen Zezhen greedy for his body

some type of.

The more Rong Yuheng thought about it, the more suspicious it became: Did the previous sentence "Don't worry, there's me there" meant that he would sneak in on me

While staring at Wen Zezheng's broad back, he quickly wiped the sweat off his body with his backhand, and then bypassed Wen Zezheng, "pa da da da" ran to the table to get new clothes and drilled in.

When he was ready to yo-yo, he was stopped by Wen Zezhen, "Wait a minute."

Wen Zezhen stepped forward and walked towards him.

Rong Yuheng felt suffocated.

The next second he heard Wen Zezhen say, "Do you feel suffocated?"

Rong Yuheng was instantly shocked: Wen Zezhen can also read minds!

Wen Zezhen, "The clothes are reversed."

Rong Yuheng, "..." I lost it.

He didn't want to take it off this time, so he directly tucked his hands into his sleeves, turned it inside like a drum washing machine for half a circle, turned the back to the front, stretched out his hands, and nimbly drilled out.

Wen Zezhen cast a concerned look, "Are you tired?"

Rong Yuheng meant something, "I didn't need to be so tired."

"..." Wen Zezhen knew that he had lost his words, and bowed his head in shame, but his eyes were still looking at him.

Rong Yuheng had never seen Wen Zezheng in this form, and he was a little soft-hearted in addition to being upset.

"What's your look?"

Wen Zezhen closed his eyes gently, "No eyes."

If it weren't for the inappropriate time, Rong Yuheng would have given a high five and praised: "Hidden the ears and stole the bell".

He planned to ask directly, so as not to guess, "Mr. Wen, you are weird today."

Wen Zezhen just said "um".

Rong Yuheng pointed at him, "You seem to be too enthusiastic."

Wen Zezhen made another "um".

Rong Yuheng was tired, he didn't want to squeeze toothpaste, "It's no use pretending to be cold now, you just started to move."

Wen Zezhen's "cold disguise" was broken, and he fell into a panic that lasted for a second!

After a second, he forcibly regained his composure and quickly searched for countermeasures in his mind—

Mainly because the showdown is too abrupt now, and they have no emotional foundation yet. Looking at Rong Yuheng's guarded attitude, he would definitely be kicked out.

The "Good Person Card" received at that time will be the "Annual VIP Edition Good Person Card", and the card is non-refundable!

Rong Yuheng was still staring at him, "Tell me, Mr. Wen, what do you mean?"

Wen Zezhen suppressed his pounding heart, and after a while, he finally found a life-saving straw from the vast past memories and complicated logic system.

He brewed for a moment, shaking the straw gently, "It's kindness."

Rong Yuheng, "What...?"

Wen Zezhen said every word, and faintly revealed the joy of the rest of his life, "Didn't you say that I look like your grandma?"

"… "

Rong Yuheng's tangled and tentative expression slowly returned to dullness.

It turned out that Wen Zezhen took him as his grandson.

What's the point of wiping sweat? It is estimated that changing diapers is not a problem.

Rong Yuheng figured this out, but still had a question, "Then what is the green light in your eyes?"

Wen Zezhen choked, he almost forgot about it.

He thought for two seconds and replied, "It's love and peace."

Rong Yuheng: What a peace with a sense of crisis!

But Wen Zezhen explained everything that could be explained, and Rong Yuheng could only choose to believe it. After all, he was used to being cheeky and shameless since he was a child, so it is hard to guarantee that this time he is not self-indulgent.

Rong Yuheng said apologetically, "That should be my fault, sorry."

Wen Zezhen turned on the Best Actor buff again, showing love and tolerance in his eyes, "It's okay, I don't mind."

For a time, the warm and tense atmosphere in the room dissipated instantly, and turned into a harmonious and warm like a spring breeze...

It is estimated that Wen Zezhen himself did not expect that he could really turn the tide and restore the love progress bar that had been accidentally fast-forwarded to zero by himself.

It even changed the show.

When the two came out of the room, they saw Zhou Shubai waiting outside the locker room door.

The latter's eyes were still searching around Rong Yuheng, trying to find a little tricky.

Rong Yuheng caressed his eyes, "The corners of your eyes seem to be cramping a little."

Zhou Shubai, who was cut into a corner, said, "...I didn't have it."

The three walked towards the backstage. Because Zhou Shubai was also present, Wen Zezhen picked a common topic, "Why do you want to perform "Kamen Rider" this time?"

Rong Yuheng understood Wen Zezhen's subtext, and he also knew that this choice was not wise: they all want to debut as idols, how can they cover their face and body

Besides, he has already danced three Japanese songs, and his future path can be easily determined.

Zhou Shubai took the initiative to admit, "It's my reason... My brother doesn't let me show my face on stage."

When he said this, he glanced at Rong Yuheng, "Rong Xiaoji, I will partner with me this time. If you lose your ranking for this reason, I..."

Rong Yuheng interrupted him, "Don't say such things, if everything between friends is to be measured by interests, they are not friends."

What Rong Yuheng said was sincere. He still remembered that on the first day he came here, the pampered young master did not take the initiative to distance himself because of his "bad family background", and even ordered dinner for himself who missed the meal.

Zhou Shubai had never used interests to measure this friendship from the very beginning, so he, Rong Yuheng, also reciprocated.

Zhou Shubai heard his words, his eyes were a little wet, but he still insisted, "I'm serious, if you are brushed, I will steal my brother's money to support you."

Rong Yuheng & Wen Zezhen, "..." That's not necessary.

Wen Zezhen said, "Yu Heng's ranking has always been very high, and it has not been affected much. Zhou Shubai, you have to worry about yourself."

Zhou Shubai was silent for two seconds for this rather different name, and then he understood what Wen Zezhen meant.

"Mr. Wen, you mean I'm dangerous, don't you?"

Wen Zezhen nodded.

Rong Yuheng's heart tightened, he grabbed Zhou Shubai's hand, Haita cried, "No, no, don't go, don't go..."

Wen Zezhen's eyes fixed on it.

Zhou Shubai was originally a little lost, but when he looked up and saw Wen Zezhen's scorching eyes behind Rong Yuheng, the loss was swept away for some reason, and he was even a little fortunate—

Fortunately, I have to leave, this young master can't take it anymore.

Fortunately, Wen Zezhen only stared at him once, then remembered his "grandma" position, and withdrew his eyes reservedly,

"In this draft, there are only six places for the final debut. Even if you don't make it to the end, you have accumulated a lot of popularity in the process. If you cultivate it well, you can stand out in other places."

Rong Yuheng's scars were healed and he forgot the pain. Hearing this, he was confused again, "Mr. Wen, are you comforting us? You are so kind!"

Wen Zezhen said a code word that only the two of them could understand, "After all, I am an elder."

Rong Goodsun, "..."

The three returned to the backstage, and the stage had reached the fourth group.

Zhou Shubai glanced at Wen Zezhen, then consciously left Rong Yuheng's side and ran to find Zou Yi.

Rong Yuheng also wanted to slip away, but was stopped by Wen Zezhen, "I won't be able to meet for a while. I've picked up a movie and I'm going to join the group soon."

Rong Yuheng's social skills were activated, and he answered smoothly, "A movie with Mr. Wen participating will definitely sell well at the box office."

Wen Zezhen was comforted by his snoring again, and unconsciously wanted to say more, "It's from the background of the Republic of China. If you are free on the day of the premiere, I can invite you to watch it."

Rong Yuheng was flattered for a second, and then remembered that he was still a grandson, so he was relieved, "Okay, I'm looking forward to it."

Wen Zezhen was afraid that he would expect too much, so he said, "But I'm playing the second male lead, and I don't have too many scenes."

Rong Yuheng's nimble little brain instantly made inferences, "You were bullied too?"

Wen Zezhen, "… "

Wen Zezhen, "No, it's the second male lead I asked for. I like this character more, and it's more like my own personality."

Rong Yuheng asked, "What character?"

Wen Zezhen finally seized the opportunity to bloom the peacock's tail, "Gu family, have a sense of responsibility."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

What an euphemistic boast!

Wen Zezheng sharply raised his radar, "What are you talking about before you stop talking?"

Rong Yuheng said lightly, "It's nothing, I just think Grandpa must be having a good time."

Grandma Wen, "..."

He didn't like the script and he regretted it.

There are other students around, and it is inconvenient for the two to chat all the time. Wen Zezhen knew this, said "contact us on WeChat if something happens" and left.

As soon as Wen Zezhen left, Rong Yuheng slipped into the corner and sent a text message to Lu Mingxuan. He wants to share today's adventure with his good grandson, so that he can tell his good grandson that he has an extra great grandmother.

[Rong Yuheng]: Sun Sun, we have a baby in our family.

Lu Mingxuan also just watched Rong Yuheng's "wonderful performance", and now he doesn't want to recognize this relative at all.

But when I heard "Tian Ding", I couldn't hold back my curiosity.

[Lu Mingxuan]: Do you have a son? I have grandchildren

[Rong Yuheng]: What are you thinking, grandson, you have a great grandmother.

Lu Mingxuan said, "..." It was the first time he heard that Tim Ding was added at a higher level.

[Lu Mingxuan]: What do you mean, you are recognizing relatives again, right? Is our family account so good

Rong Yuheng didn't know how to explain to him, and just as he was about to speak, he heard Zou Yi calling him from the other end.

Rong Yuheng turned his head and responded. He thought about it for a while, then typed a couple of sentences on the phone and sent it in a succinct manner.

[Rong Yuheng]: Someone touched me today, I thought they were flirting with me, but after flirting, I called myself "grandma".

[Rong Yuheng]: It turned out to be my grandson [sea otter sluggish.jpg]

After Rong Yuheng sent it, she put away her phone and walked towards Zou Yi and the others. Zou Yi and Pu Zaixi were about to take the stage and wanted Rong Yuheng to help with the hem of the clothes. The latter raised his hand and waited until the two were ready to go on stage, then took out the phone to read the news from Lu Ming.

At a glance, Lu Mingxuan actually exploded—

[Lu Mingxuan]: I'll treat you as a grandson when I'm done teasing!

[Lu Mingxuan]: Have you met a scumbag? ?

Rong Yuheng: …

No, it's not like that. Either "scum" or "female".

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen: Strange characters have been added.