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Chapter 47: Scallops are fine

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Rong Yuheng didn't know that Wen Zezhen had sneaked into the game, and he was still exploring in the room at the moment.

The floor of the second room is covered with white feathers, and there are several large scallops on it, staggered in front and back, big enough to accommodate an adult.

Rong Yuheng didn't take a closer look when he passed by, but when he saw it, he was immediately excited, "Is it okay to lie in?"

Wen Ying and Ji Yanchu were studying the characters on the wall together, but she didn't look back when she heard the words, "Why don't you try?"

Su Yuyin grabbed Rong Yuheng, "Don't try it in a hurry, what if there is something wrong?"

Fang Zhixu participated in the recording of "Treasure Hunt Conference" for the first time, and did not understand the routines of the program team. She heard the words and said, "Such a beautiful thing, shouldn't it be?"

Rong Yuheng raised his hand and touched his little face, "The more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are."

People, "… "

While everyone fell into silence, Rong Yuheng broke free from Su Yuyin's control and slipped into one of the scallops. He has a small frame and a thin figure, so it fits perfectly inside.

Rong Yuheng was about to start his performance with emotion, and suddenly felt his head hit.

Rong Yuheng, "?" He didn't move.

Immediately afterwards, Rong Yuheng saw that the companions outside the scallop collectively showed an "emmm" expression.

Su Yuyin turned her head and whispered to Ji Yanchu, "That shell seems to be closing..."

Ji Yanchu also whispered, "Will people be locked inside in the end?"

"?" Rong Yuheng's eyes were suspicious, "What are you whispering about, you always feel like you have 'playing' written all over your face?"

Su Yuyin shook her head, "No, no, just sit for a while and see if you can trigger any mechanism."

"No, Brother Su, I smell a conspiracy." Rong Yuheng frowned, feeling that things were not easy.

He was going to go out first.

However, before he could climb out, he heard Wen Ying, who was studying characters, say, "Oh, these scallops should be organs. If they get the wrong pressure, they will close together."

Rong Yuheng, "???"

After Wen Ying finished speaking, Rong Yuheng realized that the scallops had been closed in half!

He groaned, and with his right hand on it, he was about to drill out.

Rong Yuheng just stretched out his head and went out, when Su Yuyin hurriedly shouted, "Don't come out, you will be caught!"

Then a flipper stretched in from the gap that was about to close, and stabbed Rong Yuheng back abruptly!

With a "click", the gap was completely closed.

Rong Yuheng lay on his side in the shell, clutching his belly, "..."

Sure enough, the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are.

He had sufficient evidence to suspect that Fang Zhixu was waiting for an opportunity to retaliate against himself.

Except for the scallops, the expressions of the four of them are a little subtle.

If there is a pie chart, it should be able to clearly describe their emotions, such as two points of pity, three points of sympathy and five points of sympathy for watching a movie or something...

Wen Ying also quite likes Rong Yuheng. In addition, she has never been harmed, so she immediately threw herself into active rescue at this moment, "I'll study this mechanism and see how to release Xiaorong."

After she finished speaking, everyone saw the huge shell shaking excitedly twice!

"… "

Su Yuyin's eyes twitched, "Let's divide the work, Wen Ying and Teacher Ji stay here to study the clues of the shells, and Zhi Xu and I go to the next room to get through the back road."

As soon as Su Yuyin finished speaking, the big scallops on the ground suddenly rushed towards him frantically, with the sound of "bang bang" tapping, as if condemning his "abandonment"!

Everyone was shocked: what a scallop essence!

Rong Yuheng was nestled in the shell, and there was no love written all over his face.

He adjusted himself into a comfortable position, twisted his head, and suddenly saw a small camera attached to the shell.

Rong Yuheng was silent for two seconds, remembering Su Yuyin's performance on the camera when he watched a variety show last time, a flash of light flashed in his mind—

He can't just lie there, the camera will be cut!

Rong Yuheng thought for a moment, then turned his head and put on the performance for the camera.

"I was born in this big scallop. My dad was a big scallop and I was a small scallop."

Wen Ying and Ji Yanchu, who were studying the characters outside the shell, "… "

Does this kid know what the abbreviation for "scallop" is

Rong Yuheng then completed his stand-up comedy, "Our scallop family lives in the sea and lives by eating mud. If you want to eat fresh mud, you must get up early in the morning and bathe in the first rays of sunlight in the morning. Only when you emerge from the sea can you be washed by the gentle waves on the beach. Our whole family is like this, working at sunrise and resting at sunset…”

Wen Ying felt that her train of thought was completely interrupted!

Rong Yuheng's narration is too graphic, she is now full of scallops big and small as the tide ebbs and flows on the shore, "clicking" opening and closing the shells...

Ji Yanchu sighed and automatically turned on the signal shield.

Rong Yuheng was still chattering in the shell, "Finally, one day, as the light of the shell family, I have had enough of this mud-eating life."

"I envy the two-legged creatures that can stand and walk outside—why, why can they face the sun, sit on a beach chair and drink lactic acid E fruit drink, go back to the room when it's hot and blow the Luei brand air conditioner, Order takeout on the mobile shopping app and enjoy door-to-door service!”

At the beginning of Ji Yan, "..." failed to block, the three major sponsors were all cued by Rong Yuheng, and he had to follow him.

Ji Yanchu joined the show, "because this is a life that modern urbanites can only live, and you are just a scallop."

Rong Yuheng, "Yes, I'm just a scallop, I don't deserve it!"

"So I decided to get out of this life and move towards the ranks of modern urbanites," he said resentfully.

"..." Wen Ying fell into self-doubt.

It was obvious that she was playing the game seriously, but she always felt that if she didn't make fun of it, maybe the final shot might not be as good as a scallop talking about cross talk!

Wen Ying cleared her throat and hurriedly asked, "Oh? What happened later?"

Rong Yuheng said, "Later, I changed my routine, sleeping during the day, floating on the reef at night to suck the moonlight essence, and running my gizzard to breathe..."

The two were shocked: such a professional construction vocabulary, as if it was really a scallop!

Rong Yuheng's voice suddenly became high-pitched, with a little aria,

"Finally, I cultivated into a human form! On the day I became an adult, the sky was high and the air was cool and the wind was gentle. I broke free of the shell that had been pressing on me for decades and stood on this land—"

Two people: …

They almost couldn't tell whether it was a cross talk or a recitation.

As it happens, the characters on the wall have been cracked. Ji Yanchu turned his head and twisted the rudder on the side, turning it clockwise for three and a half times, and then counterclockwise for one week.

"Click-da-da" came the sound of a series of mechanisms turning, and the shells on the ground suddenly lit up with different colors of light.

The shell that closed Rong Yuheng also slowly opened, emitting a silvery white light. Rong Yuheng is like a scallop spirit transformed into a human being, gracefully awakening from it...

In the eyes of Wen Ying and Ji Yanchu wanting to put him back into the shell, he slowly stood up, stepped on the ground paved with white feathers, and added an ending to his story.

Rong Yuheng looked at the two of them emotionally, "I have transformed, and I came here to express my gratitude to the two of you."

"… "

Wen Ying almost spit out saliva when she heard the name "Benevolence"!

Ji Yanchu looked numb, "Oh, then how are you going to repay your kindness, this little scallop?"

Rong Yuheng raised his little finger and waved it gently, "Oh... no, this benefactor, I am no longer a small scallop."

Ji Yanchu's eyes twitched, "Then who are you?"

"I've transformed into a human." Rong Yuheng smiled slightly, raised his chin, Qingjun's cheeks reflected the bright light above his head, appearing pure and flawless.

"Now I am, the big fan."

Ji Yanchu, "..."

What a great man!

As soon as Su Yuyin and Fang Zhixu cracked the clues to the third room, they saw Rong Yuheng and the three walked in from the second room.

"Hey, are you here?"

After Su Yuyin asked, she realized that the three of them had different expressions.

Especially Rong Yuheng, after being locked in the shell for a while, he did not look tired, but his face was radiant, like a little goblin who was full of energy, with light footsteps and high spirits.

On the other hand, Wen Ying and Ji Yanchu looked like they were both physically and mentally devastated, dragging their heavy steps, their tall and straight spines already bent by the burden of life.

Su Yuyin's head slowly raised a question mark:

Ji Yanchu was fine, and after arriving at the next level, he quickly adjusted his state and straightened his spine again, "According to the clues, we closed the shells in the order of colors, and then the induction box in the corner of the room automatically opened, and put the shells inside. A paper."

He said and unfolded the paper for everyone to see.

There were only a few waves above, an oil tanker was smoking thick smoke, and below were oil barrels and fish bones, which were slowly sinking to the bottom of the sea.

Fang Zhixu made a guess, "Could it be that the treasure is these buckets that fell from the ship? What are these fish bones in the painting?"

Su Yuyin said, "Mr. Ji will keep it for now, and we will decipher it together when we have more clues."

The fourth room had been opened, and when the five arrived at the door, they found a smooth slope in front of them.

To get to the next place, you have to climb up from here.

Wen Ying exclaimed, "I don't have a single point of focus, this is too steep, right?"

Ji Yanchu took off his shoes first, "I'll give it a try." As he said, he took a few steps backwards, and rushed over with a run-up, trying to climb up with the friction of the soles of his feet.

However, the slope was too long, and Ji Yanchu only sprinted halfway, then slipped and slipped back to the plane below.

He shook his head, "No, it's too steep."

Su Yuyin was eager to move, "Would you like me to try it?" After the last recording experience, he specially put on sneakers this time, and the soles are anti-slip, so he can try it temporarily.

Rong Yuheng was worried, "Brother Su, didn't you fall on the ground?"

Su Yuyin responded nimbly, "It's okay, this is the slope."

Wen Ying has been tempered, and now she is able to sing proficiently, "So is it correct?"

Rong Yuheng held up the venue and issued a burst of "kekekeke..."

The happy atmosphere ended when Su Yuyin failed to climb.

Su Yuyin is like the wheel of a car, and even non-slip sneakers can't stop him from rolling off.

Seeing Su Yuyin rolling down, Rong Yuheng was startled immediately, for fear that he would rush to the back wall, he hurriedly reached out to stop him!

In an instant, Rong Yuheng was pulled by a strong force, and fell along the direction Su Yuyin rushed down—

"Mr. Su, Xiaorong!"

There was a muffled "bang" - fortunately, the safety protection of the program team was well done, and the ground was not too hard. Rong Yuheng and Su Yuyin were caught off guard and fell together, but they were just a little stunned by the fall.

Rong Yuheng's head was still stuck under Su Yuyin's armpit, fluffy fluttering, trying to break free from the latter's restraint.

Su Yuyin came back to her senses and quickly got up and let go of Rong Yuheng, "Rong Bao, did it hit you?"

The remaining three teammates gathered around and looked at the situation of the two worriedly, "Are you injured?"

Rong Yuheng shook his head, "I'm fine, what about Brother Su?"

Su Yuyin said, "I'm fine too. Fortunately, you stopped me and didn't rush too far."

Fang Zhixu sighed, "I really scared me just now, especially when Rong Yuheng and Teacher Su rushed out together, I thought you would be hurt."

It was too sudden just now, and Rong Yuheng didn't notice the state of the two except for being frightened. When he heard "entanglement" at first, a subtle sense of guilt appeared in his heart for some reason.

He asked, "What happened?"

Fang Zhixu showed him vividly with his hands entwined, "Your hands are wrapped around Teacher Su's waist, your head is stuck in his armpits, Teacher Su's hands are wrapped around the back of your neck, and your legs are still with you. twisted together like a twist…”

Su Yuyin & Rong Yuheng, "..."

Rong Yuheng's thoughts of sighing "rhyme" were extinguished.

He was silent for two seconds and asked carefully, "Can you cut this paragraph?"

Su Yuyin thought that Rong Yuheng was concerned about the image, but he knew Yang Wen's routine and said calmly, "No, it will be added later."

A sense of crisis instantly rose from Rong Yuheng's tail vertebra! The long-term cute pet role has given him an intuition like a small animal—

I don't know what kind of mentality, Rong Yuheng straightened up, opened to the camera and came a low-profile version of rap:

"No one ever imagined it would develop like this~

It's not wrong for me to help me,

At the moment of falling, I still think about protecting the coat color~

I'm afraid that one day I will be left out by the owner, yo~"

The author has something to say: Today's people: I don't know what to do.

Later CP fans: It's all fucking sugar! !