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Chapter 64: Create crystals

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Among the new guests in this issue, one is Qiman, a little star who just called Rong Yuheng "Teacher", and the other is He Yuan, a female athlete.

A few people sorted out their clothes and came to the stage.

When Rong Yuheng took the stage, he also discussed with Su Yuyin, "The interactive question in the last issue was dessert, and the theme was food. Will this issue be related?"

Su Yuyin said, "It's only one episode, maybe it's a coincidence, or wait until the end of this episode..." Before he finished speaking, he saw someone quietly appear between him and Rong Yuheng—

Wen Zezhen stuck out his head quietly, "What are you talking about?"

Su Yuyin & Rong Yuheng, "..."

Rong Yuheng saw the shadow of the big white goose on Wen Zezhen for a moment.

Su Yu took a step to the side with interest, "Rong Bao said, will the opening interactive session have something to do with the theme?"

Wen Zezhen glanced at Rong Yuheng, reached out and rubbed his head, "How clever!"

Knowing that Wen Zezhen had read the script, Rong Yuheng immediately rubbed over excitedly, "Am I right?"

Wen Zezhen, "No."

"..." Rong Yuheng's smile disappeared instantly, "Then what do you think I'm smart about?"

Wen Zezhen calmly took care of him, "Your intelligence is unconditional."

Rong Yuheng was taken care of in a second, and he hummed, "Why don't you say it~"

Su Yuyin pursed her lips and turned her head silently... He really couldn't take it anymore.

On the stage, Xi Lin welcomed the guests in turn with a hand card. After everyone stood still, he said with a smile, "In this issue, let's interview all the guests, what do you usually do at home when the power goes out?"

Rong Yuheng frowned. Could it be that the theme of this issue is "energy saving"

Su Yuyin was the first to speak as usual. He took the microphone and said, "This problem doesn't actually exist during the day. If it's night, when it's time to go to bed, just turn on the torch to wash and sleep; make yourself a candlelight a little earlier. dinner."

Xi Lin praised, "Mr. Su is really sentimental."

Su Yu said quietly, "You're so old, how can you not be emotional?"

Everyone, "Hahahahaha!"

The second female athlete, He Yuan, showed off her biceps. "Exercise your body. Press your legs, do push-ups, these can be done even if the power goes out."

Xi Lin's pupils trembled, "Doing push-ups in the dark!"

He Yuan took a hint of Amway, "Although it sounds a bit weird, it is no problem to operate, you will know after you try it."

Xi Lin wiped his sweat, "Okay, try..." He died after trying.

After He Yuan successfully "intimidated" Xi Lin, the latter hurriedly turned the microphone to Wen Zezhen, "What about Mr. Wen, what do you do after the power outage?"

Wen Zezhen was organized, "Call the property management."

Everyone, "..." is very pragmatic.

Xi Lin was unwilling, "What if the property management notice can't be called temporarily?"

Wen Zezhen, "Wait quietly."

"… "

The heating was clearly on in the room, but everyone felt a cold wind passing by, taking away joy and bringing silence.

In the brief silence, Rong Yuheng was the first to regain his senses, resumed his duties as a small pet, and stuck his head out to warm up the field for him.

"I'm about the same as Mr. Wen."

Xi Lin hurriedly took over the conversation, "What's the difference?"

Rong Yuheng, "There is a big windmill in my house that can generate wind power."

Everyone's throat choked, "..." After two episodes, goodbye to "Wind Power Generation", the senses are completely different!

After Qi Man finished speaking at the end, the five guests were ready to enter the venue.

Rong Yuheng was still a little uneasy, what kind of "stimulation" Wen Zezhen said was "very exciting"?

Thinking so, he turned his head and glanced at Wen Zezhen... Then he was horrified to find that Wen Zezhen's always calm face showed a faint look of eagerness to try!

The five people entered the venue, but saw a white wall all around, and there were no props in the room. Rong Yuheng always kept in mind the truth that "something abnormal is a demon", and carefully probed his brain.

Su Yuyin turned her head and saw that Rong Yuheng was about to shrink behind Wen Zezheng, she couldn't help laughing, "Rong Bao, what are you doing?"

"Don't laugh, there is a problem." Rong Yuheng's eyes were cautious.

Su Yuyin was about to bring people out and ask "what's the problem" when the door that had been closed behind everyone suddenly closed with a bang! Immediately afterwards, the room was plunged into darkness!

Rong Yuheng was startled, and before he had time to salvage his breeder, he suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing past his ears, and the faint sound of dull footsteps "dong, dong," came step by step from the front.

Rong Yuheng's goosebumps arose, and his pupils shrank—

My grass, really exciting!

The recording of this episode was delayed by more than an hour. The main thing is that it was almost completely dark throughout, except for the faint light reflected by the faint wall lamps in the back rooms.

The guests spent an entire hour just being surprised.

As the difficulty of the journey increases, the answers and clues become relatively simple.

It was not until Rong Yuheng fell and rolled to the ground with Wen Zezheng wrapped around him for the fifth time that he understood the meaning of the interactive question before the opening:

I can go to your mother's power outage... This has nothing to do with energy saving. The theme of this issue is actually supernatural!

Fortunately, Yang Wen still cares about the positive energy of the show, and he arranged it very warmly at the end, so as to appease the vicissitudes of the guests' hearts.

The recording of the entire show, although there were occasional thrills, was smooth. The only problem is in the closing testimonials—

Rong Yuheng didn't expect Wen Zezheng to really create a CP name, the key is that he didn't turn around and cooperated with him in business!

When all the recording of the show ended, when Shi Qiu came to meet Rong Yuheng, he saw the latter with his head down and a tangled face. And behind him was a guilty Wen Zezhen, with the words "how to coax" written all over his face...

Shi Qiu's heart suddenly "squeaked".

"Yuheng, did the recording go well?"

Hearing this, Rong Yuheng raised his head, looked away and touched his nose, "Going well."

Shi Qiu glanced at him suspiciously, then turned to Wen Zezhen, "Where's Mr. Wen?"

Wen Zezhen whispered, "Going smoothly..."

Shi Qiu didn't have time to be surprised that Wen Zezhen actually had such a side, when her family Rong Yuheng turned her head "swipe" and looked at Wen Zezhen like a torch!

Rong Yuheng was meaningful, "Mr. Wen went well..."

Wen Zezhen pursed his lips and pulled him, "I was wrong."

Seeing his good attitude, Rong Yuheng was a little soft-hearted, "What's wrong?"

Wen Zezhen, "It's a bit blatant, next time it's a little more subtle."

Rong Yuheng, "..."

The more Shi Qiu looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong. How could these two people have a sense of being caught by the media when they were dating!

Shi Qiu, "What blatant?"

Wen Zezhen stopped talking.

Rong Yuheng and Shi Qiu said, "It's okay, it's not a big deal, I'll tell you in the car." After he finished speaking, he glanced at Wen Zezhen again, "I'll go first."

Wen Zezhen said hurriedly, "Be careful on the road."

Shi Qiu's sense of sight is getting stronger and stronger...

When the two got to the car, Shi Qiu started the car, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Rong Yuheng had confidence in facing the culprit, Wen Zezhen, but now facing Shi Qiu alone, he felt a little guilty.

He tried to use the strategy of delaying the army to save his life, "It's a long story..."

Shi Qiu has been through hundreds of battles, and he can see through it at a glance, "Let's make a long story short."

"..." Rong Yuheng, "After the last episode aired, didn't someone knock me and Mr. Wen's CP?"

When he mentioned this, Shi Qiu was full of admiration, "Isn't it true, I still remember the two kings bombing."

Rong Yuheng choked for a moment, then shrank into the passenger seat holding her small face, "The 'Wen Rong' they said sounds too casual, and Mr. Wen doesn't like it."

Shi Qiu couldn't help shaking his hand, and the horn rang "Bah!", like a roar in Shi Qiu's heart—

"It's fine if you two don't avoid suspicion, and you dare to pick on CP names!"

Rong Yuheng defended Wen Zezhen, "Mr. Wen has always pursued perfection. He just explained to me that this is his first CP, so don't be too perfunctory."

There are so many words in this sentence, Shi Qiu didn't know where to start complaining.

Rong Yuheng went on to say, "So he made one by himself, don't worry, it sounds pretty good, and it seems that we are very cultural. And the naming process is not very straightforward, but it has a hint effect."

Shi Qiu is simply! It was the first time she saw that there were various hints from Zhengzhu himself to forcefully change the CP name. It was not a matter of culture.

Shi Qiu couldn't help but say, "Do you know what cp is?"

Rong Yuheng, "It's just a couple. Many people on the Internet have teamed up with CPs. I was also teamed up with seven or eight couples during the audition. There is not much difference between multiple teachers. Sister Qiu, don't be nervous."

Rong Yuheng thinks that cp is fun for everyone to slap on personal settings, but it's not necessarily true. His cp has been grouped with seven or eight pairs.

So he heard Wen Zezhen say that he had only formed a CP with himself, and somehow felt sorry for his owner, as if he was a scum hamster, so he simply tolerated Wen Zezhen's pride and indulgence.

However, Shi Qiu's heart was not at all calm.

She knew that what Rong Yuheng said was right. There is still a difference between group cp and stir-frying rumors. There are many people who collide with cp on the Internet. Both parties have a partner, so everyone will encircle their own cuteness and personal design, and it will not rise to reality. The lord of the.

Even many people in the circle also regard group CPs as a means of publicity to bring some heat to themselves or the crew. This behavior does not affect the emotional life of stars.

But the situation of Rong Yuheng and Wen Zezhen was different - Shi Qiu always felt that these two were a bit real.

Especially Wen Zezhen, she had never seen Wen Zezhen so sticky to anyone.

"Yuheng, let me ask you, are you and Mr. Wen in a relationship?"

"Bang" a muffled sound!

Rong Yuheng slammed his head into the car window, his eyes widened, "No!"

Shi Qiu frowned, "Really? Don't lie to me, if you want to really fall in love, you have to tell me, so that I can prepare public relations in advance, especially with Wen Zezhen's level of traffic, once a relationship breaks out, the entertainment circle will be shaken. "

Rong Yuheng covered her head, her heart felt a little hot... Falling in love with Wen Zezhen? Holy crap, what is this assumption.

"No, Mr. Wen just raised me as a puppy."

Shi Qiu glanced at him, "Better." Otherwise, she would go to shark Qu Youhe.

Wednesday's sweater endorsement was filmed in the next city, Shi Qiu sent Rong Yuheng over, the latter swayed all the way, and a small face turned white when he got out of the car.

The brand owner and photographer were quite happy when they met Rong Yuheng, "Hey, this skin is white, and it looks good in an empty sweater."

Rong Yuheng's mind was still muddled at the moment, and when she heard the words, she said quietly, "It looks good even if you don't wear it."

Brand owners and photographers were horrified: !

Shi Qiu hurriedly said, "The way here is too far, he slept for a while, but he didn't wake up." After she finished speaking, she scratched Rong Yuheng's little head with one hand and turned off the sleep mode, "It's time to work. ."

Rong Yuheng's scalp was numb from being caught, and his whole body was instantly awake!

He looked up and looked around blankly, "What's wrong with me?"

Shi Qiu said warmly, "You had a dream just now, and you even talked in your sleep."

Rong Yuheng immediately lowered his head and smiled shyly at the brand dealer and the photographer, "I made the two laugh..."

"… "

G brand sweaters are made of excellent materials, fashionable and generous, and very textured to wear.

The stylist chose a low-neck sweater one size larger for Rong Yuheng, put on a little makeup, revealing a collarbone, and the indigo blue sweater looked like a warm jade in the light.

"Yes, lie on your stomach, turn your face a little, and look at you."

While finding an angle for Rong Yuheng to shoot, the photographer asked the assistant to lift up the hem of his sweater.

"I've seen your waist, the curvature of the collapse is very beautiful, can you show it a little? It won't show too much, just the back part."

Rong Yuheng said, "No problem." He is a man, and it's okay to show his waist, not to mention this is a legitimate job need.

Shi Qiu watched as the sweater was loosely draped around Rong Yuheng's back waist, and the tight jeans wrapped up his cocked buttocks.

Rong Yuheng was lying on the carpet, the upper body was propped up a little, the curve on the back went from two sections to the lower part, and the depression at the waist made people want to put one hand up and hold it.

Shi Qiu couldn't help but sigh, Rong Yuheng really can only rely on the beauty circle to get a lot of fans.

However, his small mouth is always babbling, and the first step into the entertainment industry has embarked on the road of a comedian.

"This group is almost done, let's change to this goose yellow one. Makeup teacher, show him a new make-up."

The second piece is a light yellow sweater with a cardigan, which is very tender. Rong Yuheng is white, and his facial features are light, only a pair of lips are rosy and tender, which brightens the overall color.

Wearing light-colored clothes at the moment, the make-up artist modified his face, and put a few light feathers along the eyeliner at the corners of his eyes. The side of the face is over, and the line of the neck is slender and not under the collar.

The photographer praised him while taking pictures, "It's so smart, like a swan shadowing on the lake!"

Rong Yuheng posed in a coordinated manner, and sighed to himself: First of all, it is a domestic animal, and then a wild bird. When will he be able to be a person

The shooting went well. After the end, everyone had a meal together, and Shi Qiu then sent the people back.

"When the picture is repaired, it will be officially announced, and I will post it on Weibo for you. The photos were taken very well today, and this set of photos will definitely attract fans!"

"Okay, thank you Miss Qiu."

After saying goodbye to Shi Qiu, Rong Yuheng went back to the dormitory to rest. After a few hours of driving, he felt a little uncomfortable.

The next day was Thursday. Wen Zezhen called in the morning and asked Rong Yuheng if he wanted to watch a variety show together.

Rong Yuheng thought of this extraordinary recording process, and turned around on the tip of her tongue when she was about to agree, and finally swallowed, "I have training, so I can't make an appointment."

Wen Zezhen's tone sounded regretful, "I still want to witness the birth of the CP name with Zaizai."

Rong Yuheng's eyes were faint, "We have already experienced its birth moment together."

Wen Zezhen didn't know if he was carried away by Xiao Xingfu, but he didn't hear the deep meaning of the former's words for a while, so he said with relief, "Yes."

After he finished, he instructed carefully, "This is the crystallization of CP that we created together, just like a baby, not only to let him be born smoothly, but also to pay attention to his subsequent growth."

Rong Yuheng was silent: How does Wen Zezhen want this CP to grow

The two ended the call, and Rong Yuheng fell into deep thought while holding the pitch-black phone screen. The screen showed his expression like a pie chart—five points of confusion, three points of entanglement, and two points of anticipation...

Suddenly, Rong Yuheng's eyes widened: Wait, where did those two-point expectations come from

Day passes quickly, and 6:30 pm inevitably arrives.

Rong Yuheng sat on the bed, turned on the computer, and called up the "Treasure Hunt Conference". As soon as the logo of the program group appeared on the screen, he saw various fans swiping the barrage.

There are even figures of CP fans jumping cheerfully, calling out "Wen Rong must have a platoon"!

Rong Yuheng stared at the lively barrages and thought:

You guys don't brush the platoon face... This pair of CPs will soon be remade by the master.

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen: The picture I am most looking forward to is coming!

Rong Yuheng: ... (I tolerate your pride and indulgence)

The recording and broadcasting are too close, and the next chapter will be written and broadcast directly.