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Chapter 87: same bed

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After Rong Yuheng was forced to finish, he didn't realize that the air in the small dining room had fallen into a stagnation.

Wen Zezhen looked down at him, his eyes faint...

"The butt isn't raised enough?" Wen Zezhen's hand slid down Rong Yuheng's back collar, grabbed his neck, and gently rubbed his thumb against the side of his neck twice, which seemed meaningful.

"It's quite a surprise to tell the truth after drinking."

Rong Yuheng only heard the word "surprise", and when he heard the words, he half-squinted and smiled "kekeke" at Wen Zezhen,

"I will also create more small surprises for the owners~"

"..." Wen Zezhen choked.

He took the person off the dining table, and Rong Yuheng lay softly against him like a piece of jelly, with the hair on his head still buried in his shoulder and rubbing against him.

Wen Zezhen's throat moved, and he put his hand on Rong Yuheng's back waist, where the curvature of the collapse was just enough for one hand to hold it.

Wen Zezhen thought that when the two of them were playing "Su Yi", Rong Yuheng's large robe covered such an amputated waist. The waist was tight, drawing a beautiful arc.

He wanted to hug him for a long time, and he directly hugged him in a costume.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a sudden shock, he pressed the person into his arms, lowered his head, his lips almost touched Rong Yuheng's auricle, "Cub, when are we going to play the role-playing costumes."

Rong Yuheng was refreshed, "Cosplay in ancient costumes? I can do it now!" After he finished speaking, he pushed Wen Zechen away and waved his hand, "Xiaochenzi, take Sajia bath and change clothes—"

"..." Wen Zezhen's fantasy was instantly shattered.

He can't do this kind of role play.

Pushing the nonsense drunk hamster into the bedroom, Wen Zezhen closed the door with his backhand.

"Click" sound. The room was quiet for two seconds. Although Rong Yuheng was drunk, the instinct of small animals gave him a sense of crisis.

Hanging on Wen Zezhen's body, he turned his head to look at the bedroom door, "Why is it locked...?"

Wen Zezhen's dry lips pursed, "Being behind closed doors."

Rong Yuheng was confused, "What car?"

Wen Zezhen looked at him with a deep expression on his face, "Luxury Lincoln lengthened."

Hearing this, Rong Yuheng opened a new channel very subjectively, "Are you going to change careers?"

After he finished speaking, he leaned over happily, as if he had found the value of his existence, "If you want to enter the auto industry, I have a brother on the road who can help you~"

Wen Zezhen's lips twitched slightly, "I'm not..."

Rong Yuheng interrupted his rebuttal again with "Oh-", "Aren't you planning to do massage for the blind, you know a lot about it! Kekekekeke~"

Wen Zezhen almost didn't realize where the stalk of "massage" came from. After thinking for a while, he remembered that it was after a certain knockout match.

Then he fell silent... Why did Rong Yuheng's memory become quite ancient after being drunk

Also, where did the setting "Blind" come from

It was getting late now, Wen Zezhen was speechless for a moment, and then urged Rong Yuheng to take a bath.

"I brought you the change of clothes. Do you want to use the shower or the bathtub?"

Rong Yuheng raised his head, "What kind of shower does a real man use! I'm going to use a bathtub, a bubble bath!"

Wen Zezhen almost wanted to applaud: Then you are really good man.

Wen Zezhen pushed the demented hamster into the bathroom, rolled up his sleeves and poured water into the bathtub, "Do you wash it yourself or I help you?"

He actually wanted to help people wash. Although it is difficult to predict the future development in Rong Yuheng's state, the fun of brushing the hamster will not be diminished by this.

Rong Yuheng leaned against the wall to watch Wen Zezhen put the bath water. The rising water vapor gradually swirled above the bathtub, and the heat could be felt from a distance of one meter.

He smacked his lips, "No, I want to wash myself."

Wen Zezhen paused slightly when he tested the water temperature, and then whispered, "Let me help you, what if you slip off?"

Rong Yuheng sang happily, "I can't die, la la la~"

Wen Zezhen, "..."

He was sent out the bathroom door amid Rong Yuheng's cheers. The sound of the door closing with a "bang" sounded indifferent and ruthless in the quiet room.

The sound of water coming from the bathroom behind, mixed with Rong Yuheng's "la la la" tone, shattered Wen Zexuan's last traces of charming fantasy.

Rong Yuheng's "bubble bath" lasted for an hour. When he came out, Wen Zezhen almost fell asleep by the head of the bed.

Wen Zezhen was really tired today. When he was half-squinting, he was still automatically reviewing the course of the day in his mind, like a revolving light of life:

He got up early in the morning to steam the sauerkraut, drove two hours to G City, and then started a day of diligent farming. Then I drove back to City C, and when I got home, I changed my clothes and rolled up my sleeves to cook.

When it was time to eat, he also poured wine for the two ancestors and watched their magnificent singing and dancing performances... It was not until the two of them stopped cooking one after another that Wen Zezhen was able to catch his breath.

So when Rong Yuheng refused him to "brush the bristles", he didn't force it. One is because Rong Yuheng is still drunk, and the other is because he is really powerless...

When Rong Yuheng came out of the bathroom, he saw Wen Zezhen leaning on the bed with a tired face.

In fact, Rong Yuheng was half awake after taking a bath. Although his consciousness was still a little erratic, at least he knew what he was doing.

Of course, I also remember very clearly what I had done.

Rong Yuheng rubbed over in shame and poked his owner, "I'm done washing."

Wen Zezhen made a "hmm", but he didn't realize that his hamster's mind had gradually become clearer... He raised his hand and rubbed Rong Yuheng's face, "Go to sleep first, I'll take a bath."

Rong Yuheng thought for two seconds, "Do you want me to wash it for you?"

Wen Zezhen woke up immediately.

He looked at Rong Yuheng, his eyes narrowed slightly, "...How do you help me wash?"

Rong Yuheng said tentatively, "Bubble bath with a real man?"

"..." After two seconds, Wen Zezhen's eyes closed again, and his brows gradually condensed, "No need, I'll wash myself with a sissy shower."

"… "

Wen Zezhen took a bath much faster than Rong Yuheng, it only took more than 20 minutes. When he came out of the bathroom wiping his hair, Rong Yuheng was huddled on the bed dreaming in a daze.

Wen Zezhen walked over and tucked the quilt for someone, Rong Yuheng's eyes opened a slit, "Are you finished?"

Wen Zezhen said "um", "Wake you up? Go back to sleep."

Rong Yuheng squeezed into the bed, leaving half the space, "Then come up by yourself later."

Wen Zezhen was stunned for a moment, "I'm still..." He stopped suddenly halfway through.

He originally wanted to say that he should still sleep on the ground, but then he reacted - no, they are already dating, why do they still "separate" to sleep? Moreover, Rong Yuheng is awake at the moment, he said "sleep together", that is his original intention.

Rong Yuheng rubbed his eyes and asked him, "What are you still doing?"

Wen Zezhen opened his mouth, and then sang softly, "I'm still the boy I used to be, and I haven't changed at all~"

Rong Yuheng rubbed his eyes and stopped suddenly.

For a moment, he said with a complicated expression, "You have changed quite a bit."

Wen Zezhen, "… "

Soon, the two were lying on the bed side by side. Wen Zezhen raised his hand and turned off the bedside lamp. With a "click", the bedroom fell into darkness.

This is the first time the two have "sleeped in the same bed" in a normal state.

Wen Zezhen had imagined the scene of sleeping with Rong Yuheng on the same bed many times before, and he was even a little worried - would he be unable to hold back and scare his little hamster

However, the reality is: at this time, both of them are too sleepy.

This "no" is really about the same as that "no".

In order to prevent Rong Yuheng from falling off the bed again, Wen Zezhen squeezed Rong Yuheng into the inside of the bed, then put an arm up and put his arms around him, "Cub, good night."

Rong Yuheng rubbed towards Wen Zezheng's arms and muttered, "Master, you are bent..."

Wen Zezhen thought in a daze: Isn't it just bent

It was three in the morning, and the night was quiet.

Rong Yuheng on the bed suddenly moved.

He was wrapped and shrunk towards the end of the bed, and the quilt on Wen Zezhen's body was pulled vigorously, gradually leaving his original position...

Wen Zezhen was still dreaming at the moment.

In the dream, he was washing air conditioners and drying quilts at Rong Yuheng's house. Suddenly, the sky outside became cloudy, and a cold wind blew in, making Wen Zezhen shiver.

Before he could go back to the house to take shelter from the wind, he saw a hot air balloon floating outside the balcony. Wen Qin sat on the hot air balloon and waved towards him, "Baby, go around the world with Mama!"

Then, a little hamster jumped out from under Wen Zexuan's feet with a "boom", jumped on the hot air balloon, and tilted his round buttocks towards Wen Zexuan.

Wen Zezhen was in a hurry, and he didn't care about the cold, so he hurried to catch up, "Rongrong, don't go!"

The little hamster shook the fur on his buttocks on the hot air balloon, "Your ass isn't uptight enough! I'm going to travel around the world with Mama to find a real man with an upturned butt!"

In a few words, the hot air balloon has been flying farther and farther.

Wen Zezhen turned his head and ran downstairs, driving his Lexus RX to chase the hot air balloon. While driving, he stuck his head out of the car window and aimed at the hot air balloon in the sky for a chance, "Rongrong, I can practice! Don't fly so fast, okay?"

Rong Yuheng gave a warm reminder on the hot air balloon, "Master, you can't catch up with the hot air balloon in a Lexus RX. Would you like me to introduce you to the brother of the car dealership and replace it with a luxury Lincoln with a longer length?"

brush! Wen Zezhen woke up immediately.

When he woke up, there was a ray of sky light outside the window, it was about six or seven in the morning. Wen Zezhen looked sideways, and saw that more than half of the quilt had been wrapped around him, and the culprit was hanging at the end of the bed, like a cicada...

Wen Zezhen: No wonder it's so cold.

He sat up helplessly, dragged the crumbling "cicada chrysalis" back to the bed, and simply got up and went to steam the shaomai.

When Rong Yuheng woke up, it was bright and bright, and he glanced at the time—8:40. Half of the bed next to him was empty, so he quickly got up, washed and pushed the door out.

As soon as he went out, he happened to see Wen Zhongyun coming out from the next room yawning. Although the wines of these two people are indescribable, their memory is equally good, and they remember the experience of being drunk last night.

Rong Yuheng held her face shyly, "Uncle, good morning..."

Wen Zhongyun was equally shy, "Oh, early..."

When the two walked into the kitchen together, they saw Wen Zezheng steaming sauerkraut for them with his back to the door. The hazy morning light came in from the window, and the latter's back was broad and solid.

Wen Zhongyun took the opportunity to whisper to Rong Yuheng, "Zechen is pragmatic, simple, and understands life. He never likes to fix those fancy things, and he doesn't compare with anyone. You will find that he is very good at living after you stay with him for a long time! "

Rong Yuheng nodded his head like garlic, "I know I know~"

Wen Zhongyun rubbed his hair with relief.

Wen Zezhen steamed the siomai, put it on a plate, turned around and brought it to the dinner table. He greeted the two at the door to sit down, "Are you up? Do you have a headache?"

The old and the young, who consciously gave Wen Zezhen a headache, hurriedly shook their heads, "No, no..."

Wen Zezhen said, "That's good."

The three ate the roasted wheat together for a while, and in the silence, Wen Zezhen suddenly said, "Rongrong, you said yesterday that you have a friend from a car dealership?"

Rong Yuheng raised his head, "Well, what's the matter?"

Wen Zezhen's mind was full of the "nightmare" last night. He heard the words and put down the shaomai, and said solemnly, "I want to change the car."

Rong Yuheng and Wen Zhongyun were stunned at the same time.

Rong Yuheng wondered, "What car do you want to change?"

In order to hide his guilty conscience, Wen Zezhen immediately put on the air of being rich and powerful, "I want to change to a luxury Lincoln to lengthen it!"

Wen Zhongyun & Rong Yuheng, "… "

Wen Zhongyun's words five minutes ago seemed to be still echoing in their ears:

"Zechen is pragmatic, simple, and understands life. He never likes to fix fancy things, and he doesn't compare himself with anyone. You'll find out after spending a long time with him that he's very good at living!"

The author has something to say: Wen Zezhen (shivering): What a human nightmare!

Rong Yuheng (shakes his head): The owner is definitely not the boy he used to be.