With the old liar's command, the abnormal beings waiting outside for the market to open became excited, just like old men and old ladies waiting for the supermarket to open early in the morning to grab the first wave, and the metal gate slowly opened like It's the countdown to the sprint...
"Fuck... I don't feel quite right..." Lu Yisheng said tremblingly, looking around, he saw that the abnormal beings beside him were staring at the gate of the exchange with red eyes, and some were even half-bent The waist made a ready to sprint.
"How about we avoid it?" Xu Yanan asked cautiously.
"No need." Chen Xian's face was calm, and he didn't seem to take this small scene seriously, "Grandpa Ge's shop had sales promotions, and there were as many customers as there are now, so follow me closely and don't rush away." …”
Hearing this, everyone started to move closer to Chen Xian, but when they saw the faint fanaticism on Chen Xian's face, they were also a little dazed.
Fuck.
Why does his expression look so wrong
"It turns out that they are still a bit crowded..."
Chen Xian said softly, the black light parasite drilled out of his palm when he raised his hand, and began to expand outward at a speed visible to the naked eye. Those suspended black metal particles first gathered into a big ball one meter above everyone's head , and then separated hundreds of thumb-thick metal tentacles from it.
Like a black curtain hanging from the sky, those metal tentacles quickly dropped down until they touched the ground, completely enveloping everyone in this metal "cage".
"Boss... what are you going to do..." Lu Yisheng asked nervously, holding Chen Xian's clothes tightly like a scared little wife, "Why do I feel like you want to rush in to grab the first wave too? …”
"Yeah." Chen Xian nodded, and raised his finger to point at the loudspeaker that was broadcasting continuously, "Didn't I say that the starting price is 50% off, and there are even 10% off and 20% off if the price is low, don't you want to buy it?"
Lu Yisheng's mouth twitched.
I'm not an abnormal life, why buy those evil things
Perhaps seeing Lu Yisheng's puzzlement, Chen Xian explained in a low voice: "It's not just selling evil things here, you can look at evil weapons, isn't my knife just..."
"That's right!" Lu Yisheng's eyes lit up, and he felt a little itchy when he thought of the hideous and strange looking meat saw. "I happen to be short of a melee weapon for self-defense, but I don't know if there is one suitable for me here."
"Can't you buy more positive equipment?" Xu Yanan looked at the two enthusiastic men beside him, expressing some headaches, "It would be nice to buy some regular magical weapons, after all, evil weapons are a sideways way, and sometimes they are used The risk is not small."
"I can't use magic tools." Chen Xian said helplessly, looked at Xu Yanan who was full of doubts, and then explained casually, "I am not a person who has practiced systematically, and without the foundation of you gentlemen, magic tools can only be used. Be used as a firestick by me."
"You haven't practiced... I seem to have heard about it." Xu Yanan pondered for a moment, then asked tentatively, "You are the religious insulator of the Bureau of Secrets?"
"What do you think?" Chen Xian was even more helpless.
At this moment, the gate of the exchange was completely opened, and dozens of loudspeakers played the old liar's demonic brainwashing voice in a loop.
"Hurry up, hurry up! Let me run! Hands are fast, hands are slow! Don't say I won't give you this chance!"
In an instant, Chen Xian seemed to have turned into a hunting beast. He controlled the black light parasite around everyone's waists with ease, and then directly lifted everyone off the ground, almost suspended about one meter above the ground. position, the only person who can step on the ground is him.
"Boss don't..."
"Let's see who can squeeze past me this time!"
Regardless of Lu Yisheng's fearful persuasion, Chen Xian seemed to have awakened another personality, his eyes were full of enthusiasm for discounts and low-priced promotions, compared with those abnormal beings rushing in with red eyes, Chen Xian's enthusiasm Not weaker than them at all, even worse than them.
Before everyone could react, Chen Xian rushed into the gate of the exchange with the huge black cage on his back. Along the way, he squeezed away countless abnormal beings swarming inside. When they arrived at the first echelon, many anomalous beings began to spit out their mouths, accusing Chen Xian, who was pushing forward against the "black fence" desperately, for being unkind, he really didn't know how to respect the old and love the young at all!
"Boss, slow down!" Lu Yisheng couldn't help screaming, his ears were filled with the whistling wind, and he could only deliberately increase the volume when speaking, lest Chen Xian could not hear his own voice clearly.
"Watch the road! Don't overtake!" Xu Yanan was also frightened into a cold sweat and shouted.
After knocking down seven or eight spiritual old men and old ladies, Chen Xian had already emerged from the first echelon, walked through the wide but dark and deep corridor, and led everyone into the hall...
one word.
Cool.
Chen Xian has experienced countless times of being bumped into corners during panic buying, especially those abnormal beings of the older generation who look very old... They usually look weak one by one, as if They will dissipate and perish in this world anytime and anywhere, but when you go to the old liar's shop to buy them, they are much more powerful than Chen Xian, and they are so fierce that it is frightening!
At first, Chen Xian was quite thin-skinned and embarrassed to squeeze in with those old things, so many times the equipment and appliances that Chen Xian wanted to buy while taking advantage of the price cuts were swallowed up by those old things that broke into the store first.
As time went by, Chen Xian's face gradually became thicker. During the rush to buy, respecting the old and loving the young, and being courteous to passers-by all turned into bullshit in his eyes.
"Boom!"
Chen Xian led the crowd to smash another abnormal life ahead of him, without any guilt on his face, and he even felt a little bit of enjoyment amidst the old aunt's loud cursing.
"Boss..." Lu Yisheng spoke cautiously, speaking very nervously, "Would it be a little unreasonable for us to do this..."
"There's something out of place."
Chen Xian led the crowd to move quickly, talking without raising his head, with a strange smile on his face.
"Everyone I knocked down has a grudge against me. Look at that old lady over there. She bumped into me in the grocery store last February and stepped on me. I knocked her into a gourd in the back. The old man, when I was at the grocery store in January this year, I just took out my card to buy something, he pulled me away and went to it by himself... "
"..."
Xu Yanan secretly glanced at Chen Xian, then asked Lu Yisheng in a low voice, "Has your boss always held grudges like this?"
"How is it possible! My boss is so arrogant!" Lu Yisheng said serious nonsense, and then kept giving Xu Yanan his eyes to show that you were right. I have never met anyone who is more vengeful than the boss in my life.
At this time, Chen Xian and the others had already entered the hall as the first echelon. Seeing the densely packed glass showcases in the hall, Chen Xian's expression gradually became serious, his eyes were like scanners, and The efficiency that ordinary people can't match is scanning the hall...
As the old liar said at the beginning, almost most of the commodities sold in this fair are evil items, and only a very small part are evil weapons.
In the showcase on the left is a severely decomposed human head. The outline size is not the same as that of a normal person. It looks almost as big as a car tire. The surface of the rotten skin is severely peeled off, every few centimeters You can find a closed human eye, judging from its opening and closing mouth... it should be alive.
In the showcase on the right is a palm-sized golden Buddha, which seems to be a seated statue of Sakyamuni. The overall shape is exquisite and natural, and the facial features are carved vividly. However, unlike the traditional Buddha statues, this Buddha statue cannot be seen at all. The holy and transcendent aura, on the contrary, is like some kind of unknown evil weapon, as if looking at it will feel the deep malice.
There are many indented mantra wheels on the back of the Buddha statue, and there is a soybean-sized hole in the heart, in which many objects similar to plant roots grow.
"The Niegen Buddha is a high-level evil weapon with a high probability of devouring the Lord. If it is not controlled properly, there will be serious consequences. The Niegen growing on the back can be ground into a gu..." Lu Yisheng looked at the product introduction in the corner of the showcase and whispered, His eyes were full of curiosity, "The price is 1,200 yuan... It's not expensive at only 1,200 yuan!"
Hearing Lu Yisheng's words, Chen Xian couldn't help laughing, and explained in a low voice.
"I don't know what the Yin market in other places is like. Anyway, the money used in the Yin market in Ningchuan is double money, not the RMB we usually use. It needs to be exchanged at a bank."
"What's the exchange rate?" Xu Yanan asked curiously.
"One is equal to 10,000, do the math yourself." Chen Xian replied, and then led the crowd to continue running to other showcases.
There are too many guests participating in this trade fair, if you don't hurry up, the people behind may catch up, and Chen Xian's character doesn't like to have direct conflicts with people, and the sky is dark and dark because of a product. He couldn't do it, so he was going to walk around the venue in the shortest possible time, trying to find objects suitable for everyone as quickly as possible.
"Shout whatever you want, I'll run a little slower, lest you can't see clearly..."
"it is good!"
At the same time, the abnormal beings following everyone swarmed in. The scene of the demons rushing into the exhibition hall was really frightening, just like the alien invasion of the doomsday. The yin particles that diffused from them It was overwhelming, and even the temperature in the exhibition hall plummeted to freezing point.
Chen Xian led the crowd to move quickly in the exhibition hall, and the dazzling array of evil weapons and objects dazzled their eyes, but after walking around half of the exhibition hall, they still didn't find a suitable one.
Just when Chen Xian was about to stop to take a breath, he suddenly felt a light pat on the shoulder.
Looking up, it was Mr. Skeleton.
"Chen Xian..."
Mr. Skeleton tentatively pointed to a certain showcase not far away, speaking with a guilty conscience, like a child making a request for an adult in a shopping mall, and his voice was extremely low.
"I want to see that, okay?"