Fatty Huo's endurance is definitely considered ridiculously strong in the alien circle. After all, he is an elite who came out of a special army in the Bureau of Secrets, and he has many qualities brought out from the army... The courage that does not change his face is even more ridiculously strong.
In other words, ordinary things are nothing to Fatty Huo.
But this time he failed.
In front of the talking tree, he had the urge to burn it down countless times. If it wasn't for the scruples that the headquarters would blame him, and the tree was Chen Xian's private property...
"Let me first say, you should be mentally prepared. I suspect that the tree given to you by the headquarters this time is a defective product. If you don't like it, you should quickly apply to the headquarters and ask them to exchange it for a rewarding gift."
Standing outside Chen Xian's office, a group of people were listening to Fatty Huo's earnest instructions.
"Look at what you said... Is that tree so scary?"
"Because this thing is more expensive, people are staring at it 24 hours a day. Just these days... the people who stared at it have changed at least 50 batches, and more than 20 of them have been traumatized." Fatty Huo said When he said this, his face was pale, and he looked frightened, "Although they are not strong, they are all aliens in the establishment, and there are a few soldiers from the armed forces..."
Trauma
Hearing Fatty Huo's words, Chen Xian couldn't help becoming nervous, thinking that the tree seemed to be an abnormal life... but it seemed to be harmful to people!
"What kind of trauma?" Lu Yisheng asked impatiently. He was exhausted after taking a taxi back to the game. "Did he get scared or something happened?"
Fatty Huo glanced at him and replied, "Annoyed."
After all, Fatty Huo took a deep breath and held the doorknob.
At this moment, his expression was extremely dignified, as if behind the door was a dangerous place like a dragon's pool and a tiger's lair. The expression on his face made everyone feel nervous.
Open the door, the office is quiet.
Because the curtains were wide open, the room was dyed fiery red by the sunlight. Looking through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, you can still see the sunset slowly setting...
Right in front of the desk, there is a square jade flower pot with a diameter of about forty centimeters. A small tree that looks like a lemon tree is planted in the gravel-filled soil. The overall height seems to be less than one meter.
"That's it?" Chen Xian was surprised.
"That's it." Fatty Huo nodded, his face full of vigilance.
As everyone walked into the office slowly, the tree trembled automatically without wind, and there was a rustling sound between the leaves.
Fatty Huo closed the office door, then walked to a corner of the room, keeping as far away from the tree as possible.
"Go and have a look, I don't want to talk to it."
Hearing what Fatty Huo said, before Chen Xian and the others responded, the tree suddenly spoke.
The speaking voice was a bit sharp, like the voice of a little boy less than ten years old.
"Uncle Fatty Huo, you are here! Did you miss me?! Where did we talk last time?!"
"Oh yes, it seems to be talking about the heavy rain that I encountered fifty years ago! You don't know! That rain was so heavy when it started! If someone hadn't moved me away in time, maybe I would have drowned! Do you know how scared I am of dying?"
"Oh right! You humans seem to be very afraid of death, right?! Fatty, are you afraid of death?! Regardless of whether you are afraid or not, I am quite afraid anyway. Speaking of being afraid of death, I have to talk about that time sixty years ago..."
From a certain angle, the voice of this tree is quite pleasant, like a naive and ignorant child telling you his story, but... the rhythm of its speech is too fast! Two or three hundred words can come out of the "mouth" in less than ten seconds, and it's getting faster and faster. Compared with it, those so-called raps are completely astonishingly slow!
If you let it play rap, no one can match it with this speed of mouth!
"Do you know how much I annoy it?" Fatty Huo gritted his teeth and stared at the tree. Its immature chattering sound was still ringing out there. The buzz was so loud that people's brains were about to explode!
At this time, the tree also realized that many strangers had entered the house.
It slowly turned around in the flower pot, as if facing the window is its "face".
"Who are you?"
This is a rare sentence that it speaks at a normal speed. There is an innocent tone in its lovely voice. Although I don't know how it observes the outside world, it seems to be able to see it intuitively...does it have eyes?
Chen Xian is observing it, and it seems to be observing Chen Xian too.
"Your smell is so strange?! Are you human?! It seems not!"
The tree murmured and babbled, and pulled the roots out of the soil by itself.
That's right, I pulled out the roots myself.
Then he fell headfirst to the floor.
"Ah, I forgot that I will die if I leave the soil! You plant me back quickly!"
"..."
Everyone looked at the little tree "struggling" on the ground silently.
so.
With what mentality did you pull out the roots yourself
The road to self-destruction is not as cruel as you!
"Don't make noise, I'll plant you back."
Chen Xian stepped forward and slowly helped the small tree up from the ground. After all, this was a reward gift from the headquarters, and he really had to do it himself at the critical moment...
"Thank you, good man! What's your name? My name is a talking tree!"
"My name is… "
"My good man, why is your breath so strange?! It seems to be different from these humans! Are you an alien?!"
"..."
"Why don't you talk?! Is there a cute little tree like me on your planet?! Let me tell you, I got Taoism by absorbing the immortal energy from West Kunlun..."
For a moment, the tree seemed to be talking.
While Chen Xian was slowly planting it back, it "wrote" a 6,000-word composition for everyone on the spot and read it out at a speed of 30 words per second.
without any exaggeration.
Chen Xian wanted to burn it.
Originally, Chen Xian's temperament tends to be quiet, and he personally likes a quiet atmosphere, and hates noise and noise.
But now... he began to doubt.
Could it be that the headquarters felt that his personality was not good... that's why they gave him such a chatterbox tree to talk to him
Are they not afraid of my psychological trauma
"Xiao Chen...you feel our pain..." Fatty Huo said with a look of despair, "We are getting bored to death these days... If no one talks to it for more than half an hour, it will commit suicide... Let's make it shut up It's also going to commit suicide...Tie it up and throw it in the warehouse, and it will start falling leaves within ten minutes...This is a fucking ancestor!"
"How can you say that about me, Uncle Fatty Huo! I don't like you anymore! I'm going to scold you! I have learned a lot of curse words from you humans over the years! Listen to me! You..."
"Shut up."
After covering the last handful of soil back, Chen Xian pinched the tree trunk with his hands and said calmly.
"They don't dare to touch you because you belong to me, but I'm different. If you say another word, I'll burn you as firewood. I don't lack you as a tree. From now on, you are not allowed to speak... Do you understand?"
Little Tree said nothing.
"Understood?" Chen Xian asked patiently.
"Didn't you not let me speak?" Xiaoshu asked cautiously.
Chen Xian took a deep breath, and then showed an extremely kind smile, which made people feel like a spring breeze just by looking at it.
"Xiao Lu, let me borrow your lighter."
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never speak again! Don't burn me! I'm so pitiful! I was dug out of the mountain by you and I will be burned by you again! It's unreasonable!"
Hearing this headache-inducing cry, Chen Xian couldn't help frowning.
"Shut up."
"Oh ok..."
The little tree was silent for a minute.
The little tree was silent for two minutes.
The little tree was subdued.
"It's done." Chen Xian stood up, patted its crown lightly like a subordinate on the shoulder, "I'll let you talk later, do you understand?"
"Understood!" Xiaoshu replied loudly.
At this moment, Fatty Huo understood it better than Xiaoshu.
This is really a grandson who adapts to the wind.
Don't look at its immature voice as if it is innocent and indifferent to world affairs, this grandson has too many eyes... A few days ago, he was fooling around because no one dared to touch it!
Chen Xian took a closer look at this strange tree with curiosity in his eyes.
"Do you have any advantages other than being able to talk and commit suicide... If you really have no advantages, I will send you back. There are many people around me who talk a lot, and I can't bear to have you one more."
"I will bear fruit!"
Hearing this, Chen Xian became a little interested.
"Fruit? What kind of fruit?"
"It's my child, my fruit... don't burn me! I can produce all kinds of fruits! Some fruits can bring life and death to human flesh and bones! Some fruits can instantly become immortals!"
Chen Xian's hand holding the lighter trembled. Although the tone of the tree's speech was a little weird, as if it was deliberately hiding something from him, what it said...was a bit surprising!
Can a fruit become a fairy immediately after eating it
At this time, Fatty Huo took out an unopened envelope from his pocket, walked to Chen Xian and handed it to him.
"Xiao Chen, this is a letter from Director Chang of the Scientific Research Department. It seems that there is something about this tree. You can check it yourself."