In the ICU on the second basement floor of the sub-bureau building, Chen Xian saw Lu Yisheng, who was covered in gauze and plastered with a plaster cast, and also saw another child who looked like him, wrapped in bandages. Look at that The child's appearance should not be very old, probably around five or six years old...
Besides the two of them, there was a skeleton and a tree in the pale ward.
Mr. Skeleton was sitting on a chair in the corner, and the talking tuber tree was planted in the flowerpot next to him.
"You are all here..."
When Chen Xian walked into the ward, he closed the door casually. While hurriedly walking towards the bed, he looked curiously at the child who was standing by the bed and accompanied Lu Yisheng.
"Who is this child?"
The first time he saw Chen Xian, Mr. Skeleton got up and greeted him. Lu Yisheng was much more excited than him, even more excited than the crying Li Daosheng. He looked like a patient who was about to die. It was as if the light had returned, his face was rosy and he sat up as soon as he patted the bed, and tears flowed down his face when he spoke.
"Boss, you are finally here! I thought I would never see you again in my life!"
"Why are you crying..." Chen Xian felt a bit of a headache, and couldn't help thinking of Li Daosheng who was lying in the old liar's grocery store, "Lie back quickly... Be careful not to burst the wound!"
"Chen Xian, you are finally here." Mr. Skeleton walked up to Chen Xian, and there was a trace of shame in his eyes when he spoke, as if he felt that it was his responsibility for not protecting Lu Yisheng well, after all, he was the strong one... Strong Shouldn't the weak protect the weak
"Are you not injured?" Chen Xian asked.
Mr. Skeleton shook his head, and the shame on his face was even worse: "I didn't protect him well... I'm sorry..."
"Why are you saying sorry to me?" Chen Xian looked at him helplessly, and comforted him, "As long as you are fine, you are fine now, at least you are still alive."
Hearing what Chen Xian said, Mr. Skull felt even more ashamed.
"Boss, look at me! Do I look like a good person!"
Lu Yisheng covered his face and cried heart-rendingly. Half of it was because he was excited when he saw Chen Xian after he escaped from a catastrophe. The other nine and a half parts were because he accidentally ruptured the wound when he sat up in shock while dying. .
pain.
The pain made him want to die.
"Crying like this in front of a child... You don't think it's embarrassing, but I'm ashamed..." Chen Xian said dumbfoundedly, walked to the bed and looked at Lu Yisheng, then looked down at the little man, "This is Whose child?"
Hearing Chen Xian's question, Lu Yisheng's expression changed instantly, from weeping bitterly to being overjoyed, it only took him one-tenth of a second to perform an authentic Sichuan opera face-changing for Chen Xian on the spot.
"My family, this is my son!"
It has to be said that Lu Yisheng's answer achieved a blockbuster effect. Hearing him say this answer with a crying voice that hadn't disappeared, Chen Xian was stunned... for more than a minute before he came back to his senses!
Chen Xian squatted down and looked at the child carefully, then at Lu Yisheng, his eyes became heavy.
"Are you married? Why haven't I heard from you? Haven't you even found a girlfriend yet?" Chen Xian seemed to really believe Lu Yisheng's words. After all, the child who appeared suddenly was too strange. Feel wrong.
"Boss, I told you that I was joking when I told you that I didn't find a girlfriend. How could a dragon and phoenix like me not even have a girlfriend... In fact, we have been married a long time ago, and this is my son!" replied sternly.
"Are you sure?" Chen Xian looked at him dubiously, and couldn't help muttering, "He doesn't look like you... His eyes are bigger than yours..."
After finishing speaking, Chen Xian patted the child's head.
"Is he really your father?"
Hearing this kind and friendly voice, the child raised his head and glanced at Chen Xian, and answered very simply, every word was full of innocence unique to children.
Cute, immature, and baby-like.
"I'm his father!"
"..."
Chen Xian looked at the child with black lines all over his head, and then at Lu Yisheng who was also full of black lines. A very forced smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't help but praise, after all, every child has She is a little angel who likes to be praised, just like herself when she was a child, doesn't she always like to be praised
"Your son is so filial!"
Hearing this, Lu Yi was so angry that he began to tremble.
"Boss, are you praising me or him?"
"Both praises." Chen Xian rubbed his nose, apparently racking his brains to think of something to ease the atmosphere, but he held back for a long time before he could say, "Although his eyes are not like yours, his mouth Like... really, I absolutely believe he's your real son."
"Don't hurt me! You think he smells as bad as my mouth, don't you?" Lu Yisheng cried again, pointing at the child tremblingly and said, "You are unfilial! If you can't get out of bed again, you will be so frightened! Just wait for me!"
"Do you believe that I pulled out your tube?" the child asked calmly.
"Good boy! So filial!"
Chen Xian couldn't help but gave the child a thumbs up, and was even more impressed by his filial piety.
Although Chen Xian's EQ is not very high, it doesn't mean his IQ is low. It was just that he was rarely fooled by Lu Yisheng before. If he can't react now... then is he still Chen Xian
This child is obviously not a human being. No matter judging from the breath or other characteristics, it only matches the appearance and appearance of a young human being. The other life characteristics are completely different from human beings... If you say that Lu descendants have a daughter My friend, although this is very unlikely, Chen Xian is willing to believe it for his face, but he absolutely does not believe that Lu Yisheng can have such a non-human son.
Unless he found a divorced single mother with abnormal life.
Only buy one get one free can achieve this effect.
Of course, this is just a hypothesis. After all, Chen Xian is still aware of Lu Yisheng's temperament, and it is impossible for him to do such a thing.
Ask, why is it impossible
Is it because Lu Yisheng has principles
Won't you ruin your precious single life for a single mother with children
Or is it because he is racist
Unwilling to have deeper and rich exchanges with abnormal beings
neither.
The answer is very simple.
Lu Yisheng is a straight man who is 10,000 times more straight than Chen Xian, and his brain circuit is very weird and tortuous. In short, he is the legendary "brainless straight". Judging from his beating personality, Chen Xian firmly believes that he will be single for the rest of his life until he dies alone, and then enter a nursing home to end his glorious life.
Therefore, this child is definitely not born of Lu descent.
Absolutely! right! Do not! yes!
"What's wrong?"
Chen Xian looked at Lu Yisheng with a smile on his face, seeing him staring straight at him, Chen Xian couldn't help feeling a little guilty.
"What are you staring at me for?"
"Boss, you won't secretly bury me in your heart, will you?" Lu Yisheng's face was full of doubts and distrust, and he muttered nervously, "Just now I seem to hear a voice scolding me, saying that I will have to do something in my life. To die alone, and then enter a nursing home to end his glorious life... "
Hearing what Lu Yisheng said, Chen Xian's heart tightened.
Did I accidentally say what was on my mind just now
"You must have heard it wrong." Mr. Skull suddenly said, and took the initiative to explain for Chen Xian, "He didn't speak just now. Where did the voice come from? Are you hallucinating?"
"But it sounds real..."
"Xiao Lu, it's your fault if you think so, why would I secretly bury you in my heart?" Chen Xian said with an unhappy face, "I never believed that you would end up alone, after all, your emotional intelligence is so much higher than mine. , Finding a girlfriend must be a simple matter... Let's not talk about this now, tell me what is going on with this child. "
Lu Yisheng looked at Chen Xian dubiously, firmly believing that the voice he heard in the dark before came from him, but because there was no evidence... But now is really not the time to care about this!
"Boss, do you still remember the yellow scarf skeleton you bought for me?" Lu Yisheng asked, rolling his eyes.
"Remember, what's the matter?" Chen Xian nodded.
"This is the trans-epochal ultimate creature I made with that yellow turban skeleton and Luban No. 8... that is the first yellow turban wrestler machine I have been researching..."
Lu Yisheng introduced excitedly, even his voice was trembling.
"I call him stepmother!"
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