It turns out.
Chen Xian is a competent boss, at least he thinks so. After helping Lu Yisheng into the hall and pouring him a cup of hot water, Chen Xian feels that there is no boss in the world who is better than himself and can take care of others.
"Boss, the biggest failure of my life is to make that wheelchair. Really, if God gives me a chance to do it all over again, I will definitely..."
"You must adjust the speed a little faster. It doesn't matter if the frame is stable or not. Anyway, if I can't fall to my death, it will be more interesting if you adjust it faster..." Chen Xian completely ignored Lu Yisheng's desperate expression and looked at himself. He said calmly, and glanced at the old liar standing beside him, "Grandpa Ge, you can raise any opinions you have, Xiao Lu is so powerful that he can change it!"
"Wheelchairs are okay... Actually, my favorite is the hearse, do you understand?" The old liar uttered a secret that he had kept in his heart for a long time. "Help me change it to run faster, and add a portable cremator at the back. I have a ready-made hearse here, but you have to paint it for me and add a sentence on the side."
Lu Yisheng is already in despair. It is no exaggeration to say that he has never felt so aggrieved before. I can be regarded as a civilian scientist, but you put it this way...why does it sound like I am an auto repairer
"Add another word?" Lu Yisheng asked with a dead face, as if resigned to his fate.
Seeing that Lu Yisheng had already agreed, the old liar couldn't help but think carefully about it, and said it after a long time.
"May I ask how familiar your mother is?"
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Once, Lu Yisheng already felt that his mouth was stinky enough, especially in the circle of aliens, from the forums of the Bureau of Secrets to the forums of outsiders. Whether the other party is a man or a woman, his target is from ten to eighty years old, but now it seems... he is too young.
As the saying goes, Jiang is still hot when he is old. When he heard the special car modification demand put forward by the old liar, Lu Yisheng immediately understood the truth hidden in it.
"What are you going to use this car for?" Lu Yisheng asked calmly, looking at his thoughtful eyes, he seemed to have found the answer in his heart.
"Whoever offends me, I'll drive this car to someone's house, damn it!" The old liar seemed to think of some people he didn't like very much, and said through gritted teeth, "Although I'm not a good person, how many times have I been outside?" I also have to maintain a little demeanor... Sometimes I have to hold back when I want to swear, and I don't dare to swear so badly, do you know what I mean?"
"Okay, don't say anything else, I'll add that line of words for you, and then I'll add some of my classic quotations on the back of the car." Lu Yisheng seemed to be able to empathize with the old liar, with a serious expression on his face, "I promise If you drive this car out, you can drive people to death without using your mouth."
Hearing this, the old liar smiled.
"Good boy, you're so smart. Just talking about this, you're more intelligent than Xiao Xian!"
"That's because of Master Ge's good education. There's still a lot for young people like me to learn from you..."
"Hahaha! Xiaoxian! You little brother is still as cute as ever!"
At this time, Mr. Skeleton, who was following behind, also rushed to the grocery store. Seeing Lu Yisheng's pale and half-dead face, they all smiled gleefully.
Should!
Let you take advantage of black technology in front of Chen Xian!
Now comes the retribution!
"They're all here! Hurry up and sit down!"
The old liar is not a hospitable person, but it is undeniable that he is always special to these friends around Chen Xian, and his withdrawn temperament has changed somewhat, at least he will not be as cold to outsiders as before. With this identity, in the eyes of these young people, he is more like an unreliable grandfather next door.
Of course, among these friends around Chen Xian, he thinks the most unique and strange... even the one who needs to be treated with care is Mr. Skeleton.
Chen Xian did not hide the origin of Mr. Skeleton, so the old liar will inevitably have a sense of vigilance against him. After all, from a certain point of view, he is the same as Mr. Skeleton, but Mr. Skeleton comes from a more distant ancient time. He has not personally seen what it was like in that era, but he seems to know something about that era...
The old liar never told Chen Xian about this.
Just because he knew part of the past about that era, he was very vigilant towards Mr. Skeleton, but it is undeniable that this vigilance is slowly being broken, at least his attitude towards Skeleton Xi'an is much more natural now than before.
"Hey, the little one is here too." The old liar walked forward with a smile on his face. He still likes the Yellow Turban Lux No. 1 machine very much, and even his attitude is better than that of Lu Yisheng, although this little mummy is just a person The abnormal life created by him, but in the eyes of the old liar, he is no different from the real abnormal life.
Since it is an abnormal life, it is his kind.
What's more, the little one doesn't even look ten years old. No matter how you look at it, he is a cute and cute child. At the age of the old liar, there are very few people who don't like children. Although the old liar is an abnormal life, he is still relatively Go with the flow.
"Hello, Grandpa Ge." Xiao BuDian was very polite, stepped forward to hold the hand of the old liar, and looked up at the old man who had a breath similar to his own. That kind of respect seemed to come from the bottom of his heart, not just pretending to coax the old man Liar happy.
Perhaps human beings can't perceive the uniqueness of the old liar's aura, only those abnormal beings can understand... How terrifying is the aura of this seemingly insignificant old liar!
That kind of terrifying coercion is not something humans can feel casually, only non-human beings of the same origin as him can feel it...
If there is a born king among abnormal beings, then the king who is destined to stand at the top of the food chain can only be the old liar Ge Ci.
I don't know whether his aura is innate or the result of years of practice, but no matter what... his aura is enough to suppress any kind of abnormal life, whether it is man-made or natural, or acquired, They will all involuntarily surrender under his shocking coercion.
In recent years, the only abnormal life that has not been suppressed by the old liar's aura is Mr. Skeleton from ancient times. He seems to have a certain resistance to the old liar's coercion, and has never been affected by it from the beginning to the end.
So, the old liar didn't like him at first, very much.
"Your skin is hard to find, after all, the size is too small, but I heard from the people over there that there are already signs of it, and Grandpa Ge will change you into a good-looking skin in a short time, and then let Chen Xian take you shopping Buy some clothes, and as for the documents, I'll take care of it for you!"
"Thank you, Grandpa Ge!"
"Hey, why are you being polite to me..."
At the same time, there was a sound of eager footsteps upstairs.
The first person to run down the stairs was still Mu He, her restless look was in stark contrast to Chen Xian, and Xu Yanan followed her leisurely, watching It looked quite leisurely, but as for Li Daosheng... he was literally twisted down with a cane.
Since the severed limb has not completely healed, it is obviously unrealistic for him to imagine that he can move freely like before. It would be nice to be able to get up and walk a few steps!
But not to mention, these few steps he took were quite artistic, no matter how you look at them, they look like the second son Wu with a cerebral thrombosis mentioned in a certain sketch...
In fact, Xu Yanan and Mu He mentioned it to Li Daosheng before that, after all, you are a patient who has not recovered from serious injuries. Going downstairs will be much easier than it is now, but...
After all, there was still his old enemy Lu Yisheng downstairs.
Being supported downstairs by two girls... Isn't this a joke for him!
"Hey! Isn't this our sixth son!"
Sure enough, Lu Yisheng taunted Li Daosheng the first time he saw him, completely forgetting how embarrassing he was when he vomited before.
"Young Master Liu, your legs and feet are not good, and your resilience is too weak. Look at me again!"
"Looking at you?"
Li Daosheng couldn't help sneering, and asked sarcastically.
"You vomit like a third grandson? Did you spit out the last night's meal? If you don't know, you might think that the boss vomited you in the street... You are an embarrassing thing!"