In fact, Chen Xian knew very well that none of the domestic teams that signed up for the competition did not want to win the championship. After all, they were all aliens or abnormal beings. All of them are crowded into one day to sign up online, isn't it afraid that the server will be blown up
Besides, is it so auspicious to sign up on the first day? As long as you register today, you will be guaranteed to win the championship? Did you ask me
"I didn't see it... You also believe in these things..." Chen Xian looked at the old liar with a sad face, and couldn't help complaining, "You despised them with me just now! Now I despise you!"
"Oh, you don't understand, this thing... If you are sincere, you will be spiritual." The old liar clasped his hands together, as if his heart was blessed in an instant, and explained without blushing, "We are just trying to get a lottery, there is nothing to believe or not .”
After all, the old liar changed the subject, as if he didn't want Chen Xian to continue complaining about himself, so he directly changed the topic.
"Oh, that's right, if you want to register, it seems that you have to take a photo of your ID card, and you have to go to the official forum to download their mobile phone software to sign some electronic certificate..."
"I know I know!"
Lu Yisheng hurriedly answered, and when he heard the topic came to the point, he showed great enthusiasm, and his eyes began to shine with excitement.
"I've researched that software on my phone, and it's easy to get started. I'll help you get it in a while!"
As soon as the words fell, Lu Yisheng looked around and looked at other teammates.
"Do you have all your IDs?"
Hearing Lu Yisheng's question, everyone nodded and said that they always carry their ID cards. After all, keeping ID cards is a kind of guarantee in a harmonious society. Everyone has developed this habit eight lifetimes ago.
"Which one of you is better at taking pictures?" Lu Yisheng took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened the software called "Kunlun Club Temporary Application 10", and said without raising his head while studying the precautions for registration, "I The photography skills are very poor, uglier than the old ladies in our department who take ID photos."
"Let me do it."
Xu Yanan answered without hesitation. After all, compared with boys, girls are still very talented in taking pictures, especially Xu Yanan, an old senior who often takes selfies and has rich experience. score effect.
"It's up to you to take pictures, but beautiful pictures are not allowed. It says that you are not allowed to use beautification software to modify pictures..."
"I need beautiful pictures for my appearance?" Xu Yanan asked angrily.
"I need a beautiful picture for my beauty?" Mu He glared at Lu Yisheng very unhappy.
"I need beautiful pictures for my looks?" Li Daosheng snorted.
Chen Xian looked at everyone, and it was rare for Lu Yisheng to explain something.
"Everyone stop talking, we ban nesting dolls here."
At this moment, Lu Yisheng felt that he couldn't live longer. Although his appearance is not low in the alien circle, he can even be regarded as above average, but compared with these teammates here... he can only be on Mr. Skeleton Find confidence.
"Let's submit the application first, and then take pictures and upload them later..."
Lu Yisheng said without raising his head, not daring to talk to these people again, and muttering in his mouth while fiddling with the application form.
"The place of the team... Ningchuan... the total number of the team... six people... the name of the team... hey, what's the name of our team?"
Hearing this very constructive question, everyone fell silent immediately, looked at each other, and looked at each other for a while, but no one said anything in the end.
"Huh? Why don't you talk?"
Lu Yisheng didn't seem to notice the subtle change in the atmosphere. He raised his head to look at everyone present, and the expression on his face gradually changed from doubt to suspicion.
"Don't tell me you haven't figured out a team name yet..."
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help showing a bit of embarrassment.
"We didn't know that the registration would be so early, so we haven't had time to think of the name..."
"Yes, yes, choosing names is not my strong point, Chen Xian, you can choose one!"
"Yes, Chen Xian is the captain, so let him pick it up!"
Chen Xian was silent.
Chen Xian chose to ignore everyone's eager and expectant eyes.
Chen Xian took a deep breath and decided to betray everyone's trust.
Then, he turned his attention to Lu Yisheng, the smile on his face was brighter than that of a chrysanthemum.
"Xiao Lu, what do you think is a better name for our team?"
to be frank.
Lu Yisheng had never thought of swearing so much.
But at the same time, he also experienced Chen Xian's feeling of being both a father and a mother for a long time.
It is really hard for him to take care of so many "children"!
"I didn't think about it, I thought you had already thought about it..." Lu Yisheng couldn't help muttering, swiped the screen with his finger, and jumped to another activity page that was constantly refreshing, "Let's see Look at other people's team names and refer to them."
Lu Yisheng read it to everyone while watching it.
"Golden Rokuro."
"What kind of bullshit name..." Li Daosheng complained.
Lu Yisheng frowned, and said another one.
"Dongshan Six Ghosts."
"No idea." Xu Yanan followed suit.
Lu Yisheng took a deep breath, trying to control his emotions so as not to curse.
"Six-member team from the counties."
"This name is too rustic." The old liar couldn't help but opened his mouth.
Lu Yisheng was going crazy, he looked at Chen Xian almost for help, but he never thought that Chen Xian could be so heartless, he just turned his head away and pretended not to see it.
The grandson!
"Did you scold me in your heart just now?" Chen Xian turned around without warning, and stared at Lu Yisheng suspiciously.
"Why am I scolding you for nothing..." Lu Yisheng's defense sounded a little emboldened, and at the same time he was muttering in his heart, could it be that the boss has cultivated his mind in the Buddhist supernatural powers? Can you hear him scolding him in your heart? This still makes people alive!
At this moment, Lu Yisheng had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly looked at the old liar who was sitting aside watching the fun and eating melon seeds.
"Ge Ye, how many official teams do you have in Yinshi?"
"On a."
"What's the name of your team? Tell us about it! Let us learn from it!"
Hearing this, the old liar couldn't help laughing smugly.
"Look, I still have to let Grandpa help you in the end! Is my off-court aid reliable?" The old liar stroked his beard, pretending not to get to the point, "Let me tell you, this name is still I gave it to you, and there is no one in Yinshi who doesn't like it, especially those who are resident in Yinshi, they almost like it to death!"
"What is it called?" Lu Yisheng asked eagerly.
"Really want to know?" The old liar smiled enigmatically.
"Crap... of course I missed my dear grandpa!"
Lu Yisheng's swear words almost blurted out, but it was also because of the pro-grandfather at the end of this sentence that he successfully pried the old liar's mouth open.
The old man put away the smile on his face, and looked at the crowd very seriously and seriously, as if what he was going to read was not a name, but a name that combined noble, gorgeous, elegant, dazzling and other commendatory words.
name.
"Our team is called... Yinshi Special Offer Big Deal!"
Everyone fell silent.
Deathly silence.
After more than a minute, Chen Xian reluctantly opened his mouth.
"Grandpa, are you serious?"
"What do you mean I am serious? This is what it is!" The old liar took out his mobile phone, opened the page of the chat software, opened the screenshot of the registration application sent by his subordinates, and handed it to Chen Xian for him to see. "Look for yourself, do you really think that Grandpa is joking with you? Let me tell you! The name is to be creative! Be concise and concise! Besides being creative, it is best to generate income for yourself!"
Chen Xian glanced at it, and then exchanged glances with Lu Yisheng, both of them looked away in pain and returned the phone to the old liar.
"Let's figure it out for ourselves."
"agree."
I have to say that Chen Xian's brain is still relatively fast. Since choosing a name must be concise, creative, and have a certain force and elegance, then the simpler the better, the minimalist name can always impress people. very impressed...
Thinking of the minimalist name, Chen Xian thought of the two pistols that he carried around as decorations, black and white.
Although they don't help me now, I have to say... In terms of names alone, the old scholars in the scientific research department are quite discerning, and their ability to choose names can surpass the old liars by ten thousand blocks.
Since everyone can't think of other suitable team names now, why not try using the names of these two guns
black light.
This name is too ostentatious, and the meaning is not very good, so it can be ignored for the time being.
"How's the day?"
Chen Xian suddenly proposed, thought for a while, and then said.
"It's like the moon rising, and the light is like the day, so the meaning is okay..."
"This is not bad! If everyone can't think of a suitable name, let's try this name! Does anyone have a better suggestion? If not, this is it!"
Everyone shook their heads, and their attitudes were surprisingly unanimous. After all, under the ridiculous team name of the old liar, the name Bairi is simply too extraordinary and classy!
"Okay, that's it, let me verify the team name first... This team name has already been registered, please apply for a different team name?! What the hell?! This name has been preempted!"
"Then black light." Chen Xian said.
"Okay, let me try..."
After all, Lu Yisheng lowered his head and continued to fiddle with the phone.
Within two seconds, he raised his head again and looked at Chen Xian helplessly.
"This one has also been squatted..."
"Then Iron Fist!" Chen Xian became a little annoyed, and just thought that it was so difficult to sign up... Could it be that I am too old this year? Or is it that Mercury is retrograde on me
"Iron Fist doesn't work either, it's already been registered!"
"That's the flower of the motherland!"
"No! It was squatted!"
"Sixty-six Dashun!"
"This doesn't work either... It's still preempted..."
Everyone was silent, and no one dared to express their opinions on the names that Chen Xian proposed that gradually deviated from the topic, because they couldn't think of better names than these... After all, everyone here is named useless!
"Guang Zongyao team!"
"Squatted..."
"We're all team!"
"This is gone too..."
Seeing that Chen Xian's thinking was about to dry up, and his emotions were on the verge of collapse, seeing his manic appearance... everyone hurriedly began to brainstorm ideas.
"Ningchuan six-member team!" Xu Yanan was the first to speak, seemingly unaware that he had also fallen into Zhenxiang's cliché.
"Gone… "
"Fuck, there are preemptive registrations here too? Then take this! Play for ten yuan!" Li Daosheng said cursingly.
"Gone."
"We are your father!" Li Daosheng became even angrier.
After Li Daosheng made this proposal, Lu Yisheng was silent for a long time, fiddling with the phone without raising his head, with an extremely complicated expression.
"This...is this name okay?" Li Daosheng asked cautiously, feeling a little regretful that he was too impulsive and shouldn't have such a ostentatious name.
"Of course not!"
Lu Yisheng cursed and stomped his feet angrily.
"This dog system said that our naming was suspected of personal attack, and now it forces us to enter the manual review process. It warns me that my account will be gone again! Fuck it!"