If Lu Yisheng is not his brother.
If the relationship between Lu Yisheng and himself is not so good.
If born in Lu...
Damn, just kill him.
"Boss, touch it! My hemorrhoids are really gone!" Lu Yisheng excitedly jumped three feet high, clutching his swollen buttocks, and grabbed Chen Xian's hand, "I'm still wondering whether I should go Let the hospital cut it off... Boss, I thank you!"
"You're welcome... let go first..." Chen Xian said palely, struggling a few times but couldn't break free from Lu Yisheng's hand.
"Oh, don't be polite to me!" Lu Yisheng looked at Chen Xian eagerly, and patted his buttocks, "Two days ago I had hemorrhoids and it still hurt, if it wasn't for you, boss..."
"When did you have hemorrhoids?" Li Daosheng asked suddenly, with a very puzzled expression, "Why didn't I know?"
"I have hemorrhoids and I have to tell you?" Lu Yi gave Li Daosheng a blank look.
Li Daosheng looked at Lu Yisheng in puzzlement, his brows were full of doubts, as if he couldn't figure it out.
"We've been living together for a long time... how come I didn't find out that you have hemorrhoids..."
"What the hell am I..."
Lu Yisheng opened his mouth to scold him, but at this moment, he suddenly felt that some eyes looking at him were becoming strange.
"You... are you so close?" Chen Xian asked cautiously, for fear of accidentally hurting the glass hearts of the two of them, "You can even hemorrhoids..."
"?" Li Daosheng had a question mark on his face. After all, he was still young and didn't understand too many things.
"..." Lu Yisheng wished he could commit suicide on the spot, because he, an old idiot, had already heard Chen Xian's implication.
Just when Lu Yisheng wanted to defend himself, Xu Yanan made a "tsk tsk tsk" sound, and even the tone of his speech became strange, and there was an indescribable ambiguity hidden in his tone.
"Which one of you will get on and who will get off?" Xu Yanan drove the car calmly, his face was full of excitement and curiosity, "Or are you here for a shift? You can go up and down?"
"What the hell..." Lu Yi blushed with anger.
"Oh, I'm still shy!" Xu Yanan became even more excited, with big stars shining in both eyes, "Tell my sister quickly, we are all on our own, don't be shy!"
Lu Yisheng took a deep breath, looked back at Chen Xian, and then pointed to the metal tentacle that bound his right leg.
"Boss, let go first."
"Oh good!"
Seeing that the tentacles left his legs, Lu Yisheng turned his head away again, and hooked his fingers at Li Daosheng who was beside him.
"Come on, little six, come here."
"I'm tied up!"
This time, without waiting for Lu Yisheng to speak, Chen Xian took the initiative to untie Li Daosheng, and then looked at the two of them with great interest, with an extremely delicate expression on his face.
After being untied, Li Daosheng thanked Chen Xian first, then stood up and moved his numb limbs, and then slowly walked towards Lu Yisheng.
Lu Yisheng couldn't wait any longer, so he rushed over aggressively. Before Li Daosheng had time to react, he jumped up and kicked like a gourd.
"Fuck you hit me?! Why did you hit me?!"
"I've ruined Lao Tzu's fame for the rest of my life! I'm going to fight with you today!"
"Don't act recklessly! If you don't care as much as I do, be careful that I will strike you with a rusty sword!"
"You try to chop one! Little one! Come and help me beat him!"
At this moment, the yellow turban wrestler had returned to his original form, and he had turned back into that cute little boy. He didn't move when he heard Lu Yisheng's words. He seemed too lazy to talk to this twitchy trash owner, and walked over to Chen Xian and the others silently.
At the same time, the untied Mr. Skeleton and Xu Yanan did the same. They surrounded Chen Xian one after another, watching the two Lu Yisheng brothers who were about to be beaten into a litter of pigs as if they were watching a play.
"I told you to be careful, you girl is really..." Xu Yanan greeted Mu He the first time she walked over, pinched Mu He's cheek and pulled it gently, as if she hadn't recovered from the previous failure. Come out, "You're going to piss me off!"
"I'm sorry... I won't do it next time!" Mu He couldn't articulate his words when his face was pulled, he looked at Xu Yanan pitifully and defended himself, "Besides, I didn't do it on purpose... Who knew that Chen Xian would react like this Hurry... and he won't hold back..."
Having said that, Mu He glared at Chen Xian again angrily.
"That's right! It's all your fault! Why don't you give me water!"
"..."
Only women and villains are difficult to raise.
Chen Xian finally realized this truth.
"That's right, Chen Xian, you didn't say to be gentle just now, you almost turned Xiao Muhe into a big windmill..."
"Yeah! Yes! It made me dizzy!"
"This is a simulated battle... how could I let you off... Besides, I've already done enough..." Chen Xian argued aggrievedly, under the eyes of the two women, he couldn't help but lower his voice a lot. I was afraid that speaking loudly would leave the two of them with something they could use to criticize themselves, "If I use a knife, you won't even be able to last a round..."
What Chen Xian said is true.
From the first simulated battle until now, he has never moved the sawing knife in front of other people, because he knows very well that once the knife is swung, it is difficult to control... If you accidentally hurt your own people, you will die No matter how it is calculated, it is not worth it, so in these dozens of simulated battles, Chen Xian's fighting methods are always fighting with bare hands or using parasites to fight.
From this point of view, Chen Xian really let the water go.
"Hmph! I don't care! Anyway, it's your fault!" Mu He used his skill of throwing blame to the extreme, and he didn't care about Chen Xian's excuses. Anyway, he made it clear that he wanted Chen Xian to take the big black pot, "You put the water on If so, we won just now!"
"Then why didn't you say that you won because I conceded defeat at the beginning?" Chen Xian said helplessly.
"Admit defeat from the very beginning..." Mu He looked at Xu Yanan thoughtfully, wanting this big sister to help him analyze, "Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"
"What do you think?" Xu Yanan asked back, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
In order to keep Mu He from entanglement on this topic, Chen Xian looked back and saw that Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng were still playing close combat, so he yelled directly.
"Stop hitting! Come here!"
At this moment, both Lu Yisheng and Li Daosheng's eyes were red-eyed, and they were totally disobedient. If you kicked me, I would slap you back. The beating was so enjoyable that they didn't even hear Chen Xian's words.
Lu Yisheng felt that Li Daosheng's inability to speak caused his fame to be lost, but Li Daosheng didn't know why. They didn't intend to stop. In the end, Chen Xian rushed up and kicked each of them, and they calmed down.
"Go back to my father and clean you up!"
"Let's see who will take care of whom! Lao Tzu's Rusty Sword is not a vegetarian!"
"You crazy fart! I still have the first yellow scarf wrestler machine! Then you see who it is..."
In the central area of the underground plaza, everyone sat cross-legged in a circle after the simulated battle as usual, preparing for the post-war summary.
"You all performed very well this time, especially you." Chen Xian rested his chin on his hand, and gave Lu Yisheng a helpless look, "I almost fell victim to you!"
"Hey..." Lu Yisheng scratched his head and laughed, looking quite proud.
"Lao Liu and Yanan have also improved, and there are still bones and little ones. You have better control over your abilities than before." Chen Xian said unhurriedly.
"What about me!" Mu He raised his hand.
"you… "
Chen Xian hesitated to speak, and was thinking about how to give her a tactful and objective evaluation, when the phone rang suddenly.
Picking it up, it was Fatty Huo calling.
"Hello? Uncle Huo?"
When he answered the phone, Chen Xian was still wondering if there was another strange case in Ningchuan? If there hadn't been a case, why would Fatty Huo call himself suddenly
"Xiao Chen? Have you finished calling?" Fatty Huo was talking on the phone, and he could still hear the sound of typing on the computer keyboard from time to time, "Is my calling not affecting you?"
"It doesn't affect us." Chen Xian replied, and then asked, "Is there something urgent for you to call me suddenly?"
"It's urgent... It's not urgent... I just received a message..."
When Fatty Huo said this, the sound of typing on the keyboard on the phone stopped.
"The Ningchuan sub-venue of the Kunlun Club is almost ready, and the time for the on-site verification of identity has also been confirmed. It will be at 6 o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow. This news has just come out from within us and has not yet been announced to the public..."
As soon as the words fell, Fatty Huo laughed twice.
"You guys prepare for these two days, and show your face the day after tomorrow. It is estimated that the trials will start in a few days."
"So fast? Isn't there still half a month left?" Chen Xian asked confusedly.
Hearing this, Fatty Huo also looked puzzled and muttered.
"I don't know either... It seems that the time keeps changing... Maybe the organizer has some scruples..."