If this little tree turns into a human being, it must be the talkative child that Chen Xian hates the most... After everyone went to bed, Chen Xian's little wish to enjoy the silence in the middle of the night was also crushed by it. It broke, and he kept chanting, either chatting with Chen about the Kunlun meeting during this time, or complaining about how boring it is to stay in the branch office alone.
During this process, Chen Xian dealt with it word by word, without looking at other things, just staring at the fruit, Chen Xian found that every minute and every second the fruit was It is changing, from the size of a peanut to a plum, and finally to the size of an apple.
When it grows to this size, it stops growing, and the branches and stems that produce fruit begin to wither gradually, as if it is about to fall...
"I'm going to give birth, I'm going to give birth!!" Xiaoshu yelled nervously, still calling Chen Xian, "Come here quickly and catch it with your hands! Don't drop it and break it!"
"Hey! Good!" Chen Xian stepped forward hurriedly, squatting on the ground like a big fool, holding his hands up high, waiting for the fruit to fall into his palm, and at the same time he was also cheering for Xiaoshu, with that tone It sounds like an obstetrician, "Come on! Work hard! Grit your teeth! Keep your breath! It will fall off as soon as you push hard!"
"..."
Although Xiaoshu has not completely integrated into the real human society, and may not know as much as Muhe, but at least it has watched many TV dramas, so it is inexplicably familiar with these slogans shouted by Chen Xian...
"You treat me as a pregnant woman, don't you?" Xiaoshu asked a little unhappy, "I'm a man! A pure man!"
"Which man will give birth to cubs..." Chen Xian muttered, "You can only be regarded as a male and female Atlantic scallop..."
"You scolded me!" Xiaoshu was about to cry angrily. Although it didn't understand Chen Xian's words, it could probably hear some teasing, "I won't give birth!"
"It's about to fall and it won't be born... It's not bad after eight obeisances..." Chen Xian persuaded, his tone sounded like a Lu Yisheng who owed a lot, "If you have something to say, let's talk about it, come on!" I like you!"
Seeing that Huaboshu couldn't get out for a long time, Chen Xian was also anxious, wishing to drag the fruit off, but he just thought so but didn't dare to do it, because he didn't want to take risks, The structure of this tree is so strange, what if the fruit is picked and its "production" process is destroyed, and the fruit is broken
At this time, everyone in the room was woken up by the voice of Chen Xian and Xiaoshu, but fortunately, everyone was of a different body, so they didn't feel sleepy when they slept for several hours, but rather Each one's eyes are shining, looking like a weasel...
"To be born yet?!"
Xu Yanan took Xiao Muhe and ran to Chen Xian's side. Both of them looked extremely excited, especially Xiao Muhe wrinkled his nose and smelled... There was a refreshing fragrance in the air, like the fragrance of some kind of fruit flesh, like There is an indescribable coolness, which smells much cooler than eating popsicles in summer.
"Boss, this fruit smells so good..." Lu Yisheng also squatted next to the small tree, staring at the fruit and drooling, "I don't know what it tastes like..."
"It's probably sweet!" Li Daosheng wrinkled his nose and sucked in the fragrance in the air, but smelling it... he smelled a particularly disgusting smell.
That's right.
The disgusting smell was like feces that had been fermented in the dry toilet for thirty days, almost making Li Daosheng spit it out on the spot.
"What the hell does it smell like! This damn smells too bad!" Li Daosheng couldn't help cursing, clutching his nose and retching non-stop.
When he began to search for the source of the peculiar smell, Lu Yisheng put his sideways butt down calmly.
"Did you fart?" Li Daosheng asked tentatively.
"I didn't let it go!" Lu Yisheng hastily denied, "I'm here to stay well, what are you doing farting when I have nothing to do, let alone me..."
Before he could finish speaking, Chen Xian had already raised his leg and kicked over. He was a standard boy, but now he was so angry that his face turned pale again.
"If you want to fart, won't you stay away from us! You have to get so close to let it go... Are you provoking trouble!"
"Boss, isn't that an accident... The main reason is that I ate too many beans today..."
Just when Lu Yisheng started to explain (cunningly) explain (argument) for himself, Xiaoshu suddenly yelled.
"I'm going to give birth!!"
Before everyone could react, the fruit on the branch fell without warning. If Chen Xian hadn't seen it out of the corner of his eye, he probably wouldn't have had time to pick it up... When the fruit was ten centimeters off the ground, Chen Xian Almost lying on the ground and holding it with both hands.
Seeing this scene, everyone dared to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Fuck, I was scared to death..." Lu Yisheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with fear, then raised his hand and patted Xiaoshu, "Give me a signal if you want to give birth, squat You have to hold your breath and work hard, you said it was born..."
"It's too dangerous..." Li Daosheng was also in a cold sweat, and said with fear, "Boss, if you didn't react quickly, I guess this fruit would be broken..."
At this time, Chen Xian had already climbed up holding the fruit. Looking at this "divine fruit" with strange colors and shapes, the expression on his face was a bit complicated, because he felt that this fruit seemed to be no different from ordinary fruits, except for the fresh fruit. When I came out, I could feel a kind of energy surging inside, and there was nothing special about other places.
This fully ripe fruit is similar in shape to the mangosteen, but the peel is pure black, and the crack-like lines appearing on the surface are a strange bright purple... If this fruit grows in the wilderness If it's in the wild, Chen Xian wouldn't even have the idea of tasting it after seeing it, because it doesn't look very tasty, and it might be poisonous.
"Does your fruit look like this every time?" Chen Xian asked.
"It's different, I never bear repeated fruits!" Xiaoshu looked quite proud when he said this, and urged, "Chen Section Chief, hurry up and try it!"
"This... If you can't speak and have no individual thinking... I will eat it if I eat it... But when you talk like this... why do I feel the same as eating your child?" Chen Xian was full of confusion.
"Oh, it's not my child. I'm a man. How can I have a child? Really... it's like a tumor on my body. I feel better when it falls off. Otherwise, I always feel that the energy in my body is not enough. It's used." Xiaoshu explained, comforting softly.
But its rhetoric made Chen Xian feel more disgusted the more he listened to it... How the hell is this different from eating children? Isn't it disgusting to eat tumors
"Boss! Knife!"
Lu Yisheng had already gone to the kitchen very attentively to get a fruit knife, and when he handed it to Chen Xian, he was still giving instructions.
"This kid has no idea about laying eggs. Maybe the effect of this fruit is to make you have diarrhea for a day, so you should taste it first, cut off a small piece and taste it, and eat it if it is not poisonous!"
"Okay, let me try the poison for you."
Chen Xian took the fruit knife and peeled off a piece of flesh from the fruit. It looked soft like a tomato. When the juice in the flesh flowed out, the refreshing fragrance became more and more intense. It can be addictive, even Mr. Skeleton couldn't help being curious and came over, and Lu Yisheng and the others began to drool...
"If it's not poisonous, share a piece with each of us, and we'll eat together." As Chen Xian said, he put the pulp into his mouth as soon as he raised his hand, and then began to chew slowly.
As we all know, Chen Xian has a very special physique. From a certain point of view, he is an existence that will never die, so he is not afraid that this fruit will have some terrible effects that will hurt him. The body can also expel it automatically, and the damaged internal organs can also repair themselves, so he was quite calm when eating this fruit...
The pulp is soft and smooth in the mouth, and the sweetness in the juice is so refreshing that it explodes. After taking this small mouthful, 90% of the heat on the body has disappeared. The more you chew, the more addictive it becomes. It seems that you are a little bit reluctant to swallow it. Already... But at this moment, the pulp tasted bad without warning!
The intoxicating sweet taste quickly turned into a bitter taste, and that taste is simply indescribable. Chen Xian has eaten so many weird things in the past ten years, no matter how unpalatable they are, but at this moment pulp.
Not disgusting.
It is pure suffering.
It seemed that it spread from the taste buds to all the limbs in an instant, and fell into a hell made of "bitter taste" from head to toe... Chen Xian retched instinctively, and tears began to flow out uncontrollably. Some of the pulp was spit out, but what I never expected was that the pulp had already melted at this time.
"This... this fruit..." Chen Xian squatted on the ground angrily, retching and looking very uncomfortable.
"Toxic?!" Lu Yisheng suddenly became nervous.
Chen Xian shook his head and raised his head tremblingly.
"It's not poisonous...it's too damn bitter...vomit!!"