The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me
NPC怎么又被我吓裂了[无限流]
Author: 宿星川
Latest: Chapter 471
Status: Completed
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Genres: Action, Mystery, Supernatural, Horror, Comedy
Tags: alternate world amnesia bickering couple carefree protagonist clever protagonist
Lin Huai considered himself to be a perfectly ordinary university student; he loved studying science and living life, and just like any other perfectly ordinary person he loved living people and he used novels and tv dramas to cope with his lack of common sense.
Yes, apart from having been a well dwelling revenant who devoured an entire city full of ghosts and then possessed a student’s corpse, Lin Huai was absolutely perfectly ordinary.
At the moment his only concern is living a peaceful life. And occasionally mending his skull.
That was until he discovered the apartment he’d been planning on renting was declared uninhabitable. The note on the foyer table read: “There is a ghost amongst you people. If you catch this ghost all of you may survive.”
Lin Huai: ? I really only wanted to rent a room…
“Don’t worry, newbie.” A hand rested on Lin Huai’s weak, pitiful and helpless shoulder, “I’ll protect you.”
Lin Huai nodded his head, touched.
And then that man, whose name was Chu Tianshu, gave Lin Huai a refreshing smile.
“I’ll come quickly and hammer that ghost!”
Lin Huai: (slight smile) …I’ll have to hammer you first though, okay?
Some time later, Lin Huai was dutifully dragging a wraith that was screaming and struggling to escape which made it hard work for him to knock on the door with his shoulder.
“Help! Help! It’s trying to get away! Wait… I can’t get away!”
林槐觉得自己是一名再平凡不过的大学生，他热爱科学，热爱生活，热爱活人，并执着于用小说与电视剧弥补自己在常识方面的空缺。
除去当过枯井里的厉鬼，吞噬过一城鬼怪，夺舍过一个凉了的大学生，他再没有什么特别之处了。
如今的他，只想过上偶尔掉个头的平静生活。
直到他发现自己将要租住的公寓被封锁了。大厅长桌上的纸条写着：“你们之中，有一个人是鬼，抓出那个鬼，你们就能活下来。”
林槐：？我真的只想租个房。
“小新人，别怕。”一只手搭上了弱小可怜又无助的他的肩膀，“我会保护你。”
林槐感动地点了点头。
然后，那个名叫楚天舒的男人对他爽朗一笑。
“我很快帮你锤那个鬼。”
林槐：（微笑）……我先锤你，可以吗？
（交往前）
林槐：（门后）老子还是鬼时，最看不起的就是你们这些低级的鬼怪。你们这些吓人的手腕都是我玩腻了的，懂吗？我来教你个厉害的……
楚天舒：林槐！你撑住！我来救你了！
林槐：（转过头）嘤嘤嘤吓死我了那个鬼要杀我，救救我！
楚天舒：……为什么你的头转了180°？
林槐：（用双手扳正）你看错了。
（交往后）
林槐：（转过头）圣诞节想要什么礼物？
楚天舒：你。
林槐：哦，那我买两个礼物盒。
楚天舒：？？你买两个盒子干什么？？
林槐：一个盒子好像装不下？
楚天舒：？？你给我住手
林槐：开玩笑的，嘻嘻
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立意：微笑是沟通的桥梁，勇敢是智者的通行证。只要相信自己，以友善的方式对待他人，不忘记对每个人的尊重，就能够拯救人心。