The spacecraft travels through the darkness, across the strata, and finally, stops on the surface of the earth.
After the spacecraft came to a complete stop, the slide was finally lowered. Dozens of potential criminals supported each other, and tremblingly walked down from the spaceship.
No, maybe they can't be called potential criminals now.
They are now—people.
"Wow, we finally went to the sky!" Lu Xiaotian jumped off the spaceship and shouted, "Fatty, look, they have already built a base on the ground... That's right! Brother Chu Chu, we When will Brother Lin come up?"
Facing Lu Xiaotian's inquiry, Chu Tianshu showed his head from the car: "I'll pick him up now."
"Oh... okay... But Brother Lin is still underground? How did you run to the base?"
Chu Tianshu turned a deaf ear to Lu Xiaotian's inquiry. After entering the base, he quickly entered his office, his swift and resolute steps shocked everyone around him.
"The general seems to be in a hurry..." one of his subordinates asked the secretary, "Is there something urgent happening? Could it be..."
"Could it be that the group of people from the ground came up?!"
The secretary shook her head, she looked at the door closed by Chu Tianshu, and said: "Although the general looks very anxious, he seems to be in a very good mood... Strange? Has anything happened that makes you happy?"
After closing the door and window, Chu Tian exhaled slowly.
Facing the TV in front of him, he rubbed his hands and tidied up the corners of his collar. He also took back the hem of the shirt that he casually tied outside his belt on weekdays.
After checking in the mirror three times that there was nothing wrong with his attire, he coughed lightly and turned on the TV.
After a snowflake, the TV finally went black.
Chu Tianshu stared at the TV screen until a little blood red slowly spread across the TV.
The first thing that appeared from the TV was a pale hand. Its five fingers are long and slender, with distinct joints, like a work of art carved out of ice.
Then, there was the other hand, which was holding on to the frame of the TV, as if for strength.
Then, a head, a whole upper body—
— Lin Huai climbed back to the ground from the ground through the TV set in the consul's house and the TV set in Chu Tianshu's office along the network cable.
"Oh, so fast." Before he could climb out, he heard a rambling voice above his head. Looking up, it really is Chu Tianshu who is playing around.
... with a look of standing and not standing. Lin Huai thought.
After Chu Tianshu said something, Lin Huai didn't reply for a long time. Looking down again, Lin Huai was half stuck in the TV, with his head down, as if he was thinking about life.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
After a long time, he heard Lin Huai's voice.
"... give me a hand." He said in a self-defeating voice, "Your screen is too small, I'm stuck in it."
Chu Tianshu: ...
"hahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Hahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahaha."
Until five minutes later, the cheerful laughter was still coming from the office. The secretary and his subordinates looked at each other worriedly, as if they were worried that their admiral's brain had been crippled.
And the face of the young man in red standing next to the guy who was laughing so hard was already black as hell. He snapped his wrist hard, showing a kind smile.
Chu Tianshu on the sofa laughed so hard that she couldn't even wear her disguise. He returned to his original appearance, lying on the sofa, his thin and tall body smiled into a W shape, his slender neck trembled with the shaking of his chestnut messy hair, his originally handsome face also smiled into an expression Bag looks like.
Lin Huai felt that if he continued to laugh, she could hardly bear to murder him.
"Is it that funny?" He said softly, and sat beside Chu Tianshu.
A cold hand was put on his neck, Chu Tianshu immediately stopped smiling, and looked at him with blinking eyes.
The atmosphere stagnated for a moment.
Chu Tianshu: "Yes."
Chu Tianshu: "Hahahahahahahahahaha hiccup."
Lin Huai: "..."
... I think it is better to kill him. Thinking of this, he turned over and climbed onto the opponent, grabbed the opponent's neck with both hands, and said viciously: "I'll make you laugh—"
"Goose, goose, goose, goose, Lin, Lin, I can't breathe—" Chu Tianshu's survival instinct made Chu Tianshu shake his two long legs under the oppression of the other party, and grabbed Lin Huai's arms with both hands, trying to separate them.
At this moment, the originally closed door was opened by the secretary and her subordinates who were frightened by the movement in the room: "General, we..."
After seeing the scene in front of them, the four of them fell silent.
secretary:…
Men: ...
Lin Huai: ...
Chu: (almost suffocated)
"You, play slowly." The secretary stammered and closed the door.
Behind the door, Lin Huai let go of his hand. He looked at the closed door with a confused look on his face: "I always feel that they seem to have misunderstood something... What do you think?"
Chu Tianshu who was let go by him: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hiccups."
Lin Huai: ...
The next day, the secretary came to the general's office with a stack of documents in his arms.
Before knocking on the door, the scene she saw last night resurfaced in her mind.
She found that even with extraordinary willpower and superhuman talent, it was difficult for her to forget the scene she saw last night.
... Calm down, this is a very normal physiological need. She told herself, closed her eyes, and knocked on the door.
The morning sun streams through the office, it's real sunshine, not fake sunshine. And the person she believed and respected was sitting at the desk with his usual demeanor.
—Yes, this is the figure she was always looking for. Thinking this way, the secretary put the documents on the desk, but glanced at the sofa on the other side from the corner of his eye.
Then her face twisted uncontrollably after remembering a certain picture.
… calm down, be calm. She told herself, after all, it was not the first day she knew the general's strange affection for that No. 81. And just in case...
What if it's a navel orange
Her soul was greatly comforted. After reporting various affairs, she left the office as usual.
Until the familiar and cold voice came from behind her.
"It's just a fight between good friends." The owner of the voice said, "Don't worry about it."
Between good friends...
The secretary managed to control every muscle on her face, and she managed to squeeze out a smile: "Okay."
On the other side, Lin Huai was sitting on a chair, watching the people working in the farmland, and fell silent.
Now the red progress bar above his head is full. On the day when the spaceship was driven away, his and Chu Tianshu's names were listed in the same article, and it became the top trending search, even surpassing the divorce information of national celebrity couples. It stands to reason that his task has been completed...
But he still felt an endless emptiness.
"Brother Lin." Lu Xiaotian sat beside him, looking at him with bright eyes, "Do you have any ideas?"
"Give me the claws." Lin Huai said casually.
Lu Xiaotian: ...
Turning around and seeing Lu Xiaotian's hurt eyes, Lin Huai added: "Sorry, I'm used to it."
"It's okay." Lu Xiaotian said, "Of course I choose to forgive you."
"obedient."
After sending Lu Xiaotian away, Lin Huai played with his mobile phone, and after swipe across familiar icons, he suddenly had a bold idea.
"Farmland, work, beauties..." He looked at Eva and Ailian who were picking fruits beside him, his eyes lit up, "Isn't this just..."
Say action, act. When Eva and Ailian picked a whole basket full of fruits and were about to walk back, they were startled by Lin Huai who suddenly appeared in front of them.
"Brother Lin." The two saluted him.
Lin Huai looked at Eva. After a few days, with her high IQ, she seemed to have gained some experience in farm work. He looked the two of them up and down, and finally smiled.
"Eva." He said, "I thought about it, the name I gave you before was too hasty."
Niu Hulu Eva nodded and looked at him expectantly: "You..."
"I thought of a new name for you, what do you think?" Lin Huai said, "After that, you can carry out more activities, and release related promotional videos and live broadcasts to the underground, so that they can experience the experience of returning to the garden. Nice place to stay…”
"You brought me a new life. So, what is my new name?" Eva looked at him expectantly.
"Iziqi."
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*Explanation of the stalk:
Navel orange: a sweet fruit, a harmonious movement, a two-person activity in Haitang or ao3, a knight riding a horse in Jinjiang…
Li Ziqi: A famous beauty anchor of pastoral life