The students who were going to enter the school were shocked by the scene in front of them, and sighed again, "Why are there cars here?" Seeing the onlookers gather more and more, a middle-aged man with the appearance of a guard rushed out of the school angrily.
"Hey! Who are you! This is the gate of the school, no parking!"
The car window was knocked "bang bang bang" by the guard. Chu Tianshu put down the car window, put one hand outside the window, and waved: "Hello, uncle, we are transfer students."
"Transfer student?"
"... I heard that there will be a few transfer students coming to the school today, I didn't expect to be so rich, driving to school..."
"Wait, are they eighteen? Have a driver's license?"
Outlaw master who heard the discussion: ... I can't imagine that this comic is so real where it doesn't make sense.
There was another exclamation from the crowd. The guard was a little skeptical: "Are you the transfer students who transferred to the school today?"
"Yes." Chu Tianshu pointed to himself with his thumb, "I, Chu Tianshu, three characters. He, master of lawlessness, four characters. The one behind, Qu Mei, two characters, and the remaining two things are him." Dolls. The three of us add up, tfboys."
Doorman: ...
... what a confusing answer. The doorman showed an expression of "Strange knowledge has increased!" At the same time, Chu Tianshu also received a notification that "the completion of side tasks has increased".
Chu Tianshu: I see, is this the behavior that can increase the confusion of the plot
"I don't care what boys you are, anyway," the guard said with a slight headache, "It is forbidden to park cars at the gate of the school, you can drive the car to another place for me..."
"Oh, is it so?"
The young man in the car window seemed to have a troubled expression because of this. He scratched his hair, and said as if it was troublesome: "But, it's really troublesome to find a parking space... Let's do it."
He pulled out the car key and threw it to the guard: "This car is for you."
Guard: "Huh?"
"Don't thank me, I'm just too lazy to look for a parking space." The young man continued to utter extremely thrilling words in a casual tone, "Anyway, I can have as many cars as I want..."
As he spoke, he looked at the dialog box that was still trembling in the sky.
Because he was too lazy to find a parking space, he gave the car directly to the doorman. This realism was so realistic that the onlookers were shocked by it. Even Wenli, the domineering president, has never seen such a confusing scene.
"The confusion of the plot has increased!"
The prompt sound appeared in Chu Tianshu's mind again.
In the eyes of all the students who said "this guy is acting really well", he opened the car door, stretched out one leg, and was about to get out of the car.
However, a strong sense of danger stopped him just as the sole of his shoe was about to sink into something.
Chu Tianshu lowered his head. At this moment, his left foot was dangerously hanging on top of a pile of dogs. The distance between the sole of his shoe and the dog was only 0.01cm.
"Hidden dungeon easter egg plot: "The Correct Solution of Cardo", unlocked!"
"After two months of chasing the series, Runsan, who had been looking forward to this serious sci-fi drama, finally painfully dragged it into the favorites folder named 'Feed Shit and Climb for Grandpa'. Originally, such a series There is absolutely no reference to the drama, but it is the best gift for the unwelcome interloper!"
"Hidden plot theme: "The Correct Solution of Cardo""
"Plot introduction: When cars appear, shit will also appear. Just like in the ending of this work, the tense decisive battle scene blocked by aliens suddenly drove into a car belonging to the hero's daughter."
"Fortunateness depends on misfortune, and misfortune depends on blessing. This car not only makes the previous plot meaningless, but also makes the poor white-haired second male who loves to be straight be killed suddenly by the daughter of the hero and heroine, and makes all the audience feel very sad. Feed a mouthful of confusing shit. Every time the player uses the ability to 'summon' a car, rides in the car, and gets out of the car, the player steps on a dog. Don't ask how the dog came about, the same goes for Don't ask how cars came to be. Watching this show is just stepping on shit."
"Cartoonist's comment: You are an unexpected intruder! Let's make the plot more confusing!"
Chu Tianshu: ...
He moved his left foot and repositioned himself for a successful and clean landing.
The onlookers did not see his little action. In their eyes, Chu Tianshu's pretense was quite flawless. However, just as they stood on tiptoes, intending to see the face of the rich boy bking clearly, so as to prepare for beating him with a sack after class, there was a commotion at the edge of the crowd.
"He's coming, he's coming, he's coming!"
"Hey, hey, shit, Lin Huai is here."
"Run!"
The focus that was originally on Chu Tianshu was instantly shifted away. The person who heard the voice first turned around, and there were several others who made the same movement as them.
Appearing at the end of the road on the other side was another young man who looked like a student. He was still wearing a black skirt, but the neckline was open, revealing his white collarbone.
He is indeed very handsome - but not to the point of being shocking, but the extra mole in his eye made him look a bit cold, which seems to be slowly fermenting with time And a strange temperament.
"... I don't know why..." one of them murmured, "I always feel that classmate Lin has become more and more beautiful these days..."
Speaking of this, he felt very strange again, how could he think a man was beautiful? It's a kind of itchy beauty that makes people want to scratch and scratch hard, and it's beautiful with an irremediable temptation.
"Shhh—" another person said to him, "keep your voice down, don't let classmate Lin hear you."
The man quickly shut his mouth. After all, his classmate Lin, who has a weird and sharp temper, seems to hate being called beautiful.
Yesterday, when he was in the toilet, he saw with his own eyes that classmate Lin dragged a man who said he was beautiful into the toilet, and he didn't let him out until he beat the man until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.
In the toilet, apart from the sound of beating the flesh (harmonious) body, there was also Lin’s cold voice:
"Do you still dare to say that I am beautiful? Do you dare to say that I am beautiful? Shall I dig out my eyeballs? Shall I pull out my tongue? Shall I pull out my fingernails one by one?"
"Ah... ah... help... ah!... I don't dare anymore... ah!"
"Say I'm ugly, come on, say I'm ugly."
"Lin... Lin Huai is a... ugly... Ugh, I said it! Don't hit me, don't hit me!"
"Well, that's good."
At that time, he didn't dare to listen to the whole content, so he ran out of the toilet. Later, he felt that all this was a dream. After all, how could a...beautiful person like Lin be able to beat someone? and…
That dangerous beauty is like a flame, knowing that you are a moth, but you will still be fascinated by the magic.
... However, it is said that classmate Lin is a bad boy, and it seems that he often fights outside the school... He was just thinking about this when he heard a cold and deep voice: "Get out of the way."
... That was Lin Huai's voice!
Oh! Classmate Lin talked to him!
Intense ecstasy welled up in his heart, and then he heard Lin Huai's voice: "Tie Hanhan can't understand? Give it to me."
what! As expected of classmate Lin Huai! Cursing people are so arrogant and cute!
The student who was blocked by him kicked his calf as if he had heard what was in his heart, and walked into the crowd without looking back. Only the cannon fodder was left holding his feet, still rejoicing that he was kicked.
Lin Huai walked through the crowd, and there were many people in the crowd who pointed at him. He didn't understand why this group of people blocked the school gate, he only knew that he was extremely annoyed by it.
Yes, unlike other players, he had already entered this instance half a month ago.
After entering this dungeon, he got a note with the word "Fu Jiang" written on it, and got his own theme skills, weaknesses and tasks.
"Props Theme: "Fu Jiang""
"Theme ability: Extraordinary charm ability and super resurrection ability! After being injured, every cell of yours has the opportunity to differentiate into a new you, and your ever-increasing magical charm makes everyone crazy about you... and loves you You love it enough to kill you."
"Theme Weaknesses: Good luck and bad luck, bad luck and good luck. Not only do you love money and long to collect it, but you're also vain and enjoy being surrounded by people, having huge fame, and being the most famous person in town "Playing with other people's feelings is your favorite thing to do."
"Theme tasks:
Task 1, first set a small goal: use tricks to deceive and play with other people's feelings to get property worth [one million] before the end of the game. Avoid all legitimate money-making behaviors, getting something for nothing is your favorite thing to do!
Task two, demagoguery: Manipulating people's hearts, deceiving feelings, and arousing their anger. Play with [100] personal feelings before the end of the game, and make them lose their sleep at night because of you... At the same time, get the title of [Miss Liangchuan] at the school festival and become the most famous person in the whole town, Let your name become their favorite topic of conversation, and don't let anyone's reputation surpass you!
Task three, i'm the one: Your strong jealousy makes you not allow the existence of other clones. Destroy all the replicas and live to the end as the [main body]! "
Vanity, narcissism, jealousy, playing with people's hearts, and keen to get something for nothing... Just after getting this task, Lin Huai showed an expression that was almost beautiful.
Finally, after a long silence, he asked Runsan: "I can understand other tasks, but why am I, a man, running for 'Miss Liangchuan'?"
The author has something to say: After discussing with my friends all night, I finally decided to change the original point ending to a Jin ending, and proposed a title for the last volume: Tyrants and Clowns (bu)
Therefore, there will be a little revision of the previous article in the future, but don’t worry, it’s not that Wuling Village has been renewed and turned into Changshou Village, it’s just a few small details [You must not know that I’m writing foreshadowing...] (^_-)
Merry Christmas Eve + Merry Christmas everyone! Send a small Christmas red envelope to friends who leave a message in this chapter~
*Explanation of the stalk:
How can there be cars here! : From "Cado of the Right Solution", this episode tells the life-and-death love between the beautiful white-haired alien and the male protagonist, and the aroma of snail powder is permeating all over his body.
Ye Shenyue: The protagonist of jump comic "Black Little Book", famous for her emoticons, ghost (harmony) animal videos and beauty. It has a magical laughter that can be compared with Lelouch.