"You're thinking about farting." The young man shook his hand.
Then, he smiled: "I just want to change clothes with you."
"Ah!!"
After Ji Fengjian passed out, Lin Huai took off his collar.
The next moment, Chu Tianshu grabbed his wrist.
"...you should wear this set." Chu Tianshu twitched the corner of his mouth, and took out a set of clothes from his bag.
half an hour later.
Lin Huai wore new clothes and left the alley with Chu Tianshu. Lying in the icy alleyway, only Ji Fengjian was forced to put on a tattered women's dress on his school uniform jacket.
"Wouldn't this scene be too beautiful?" Chu Tianshu commented, "The male students are hanging out alleys at night and wearing tattered women's clothes. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?"
"Who told him to call me perverted?" Lin Huai raised his eyebrows, "Then I'll show him perverted."
Chu Tianshu: "...your inexplicable self-esteem."
The two were walking on the quiet street, and it was already one o'clock in the morning.
With Gu Beichen executed, Liangchuan Town returned to its former peace. At this moment, Lin Huai also thought of a life-and-death matter—
"Where do you plan to live tonight?" He turned to Chu Tianshu, "At one o'clock in the morning, the school is closed, do you want to..."
"Okay." Chu Tianshu put his hand on Lin Huai's shoulder, "Then I will accept your invitation and stay at your house."
Lin Huai: ...
He squinted his eyes: "You..."
"It's okay." Chu Tianshu said quickly, "I don't mind sharing the same bed with you, wearing a set of pajamas, and covering a quilt with a pillow..."
Lin Huai: "..."
"They're all men, don't be so stingy." Chu Tianshu pulled his face, "Aren't you wearing my coat now?"
Lin Huai: ...
"I don't know why, but I always feel that this scene is weird." Standing on the balcony, Lin Huai stretched out a hand to Chu Tianshu who was on the tree, "Pull me up."
Chu Tianshu jumped onto the balcony with his strength.
After confirming that the parents were not woken up. Lin Huai led him into his room. He let Chu Tianshu sit on the bed, and he opened the closet and began to search: "You should be able to wear this set of pajamas, you can use this spare pillow..."
He turned around: "Why is your face so red? Are you so tired from climbing a tree?"
"This..." Chu Tianshu scratched his head, "Just thinking about wearing your clothes and using your things, I feel... so exciting."
Lin Huai: "..."
He gave the other party a contemptuous look, and said with his lips: "Hush your voice, don't let my parents hear you."
After he said this sentence, Chu Tianshu's face became even redder.
He scratched his face awkwardly, seeming uncomfortable. Lin Huai said: "Come down, I'll make the bed... wait, shit! You..."
He finally realized why Chu Tianshu blushed, and couldn't help but burn his face: "Why is your head full of yellow trash?!"
"Hehe, hehe." Chu Tianshu smiled heartily again, "The main reason is that this dialogue... is really too melodramatic."
"Does the high school couple carry the book of cheating on their parents in the room in the middle of the night?" Lin Huaixu rolled his eyes, "Be sober, we are all men... Wait, it doesn't seem to affect anything."
The 1.2 meter bed is really a bit cramped. It's not that Lin Huai never slept with Chu Tianshu in the past. However, there was either Ye Xian between them, or they slept on two beds, or a bed and a bunk on the floor. This is the first time for them to sleep in such a close-to-close manner.
"Can you please stop moving..." Lin Huai was caught between the wall and Chu Tianshu's body, feeling weak, "It feels so strange..."
The young man sleeping next to him was silent for a while, and said: "I haven't moved, it's always been you who moved."
"Depend on."
As soon as Chu Tianshu spoke, all the hot air sprayed on his neck. Lin Huai was numb all over, and turned around sullenly: "Can you stop spraying me—"
Then, he met each other's eyes.
Before Chu Tianshu was facing his back, he was unaware of the embarrassment of his situation. Now he turned over, and the two of them were sleeping facing each other. The atmosphere was quite ambiguous for a while.
Lin Huai: ...
"You," he stammered for a moment, "I..."
After a moment of silence, he decided to return to his original sleeping position.
Lin Huai tried hard to turn around again in the narrow space. Chu Tianshu was like a statue, standing still.
Fifteen minutes later.
After Lin Huai fell asleep due to exhaustion from fighting, Chu Tianshu finally turned around with difficulty.
"Fuck." He cursed in his heart, "This is simply the top ten tortures."
He crossed his legs, relying on his pride and self-control to pretend to be calm and self-sufficient. Leaning against the soft body of the other party, Chu Tianshu lay on the bed like a sculpture, looking at the dark sky outside the window, and stayed up all night.
Before "Fu Jiang"'s parents got up, Chu Tianshu climbed the tree and left Lin Huai's room.
This rough night was more torture than sweet. Yawning listlessly, he felt the urgency of finding a place to live and selling used cars.
When he looked up to the corner of the street, a family covered by trees caught his attention.
"Zeber?"
"The side mission has been released."
The voice of the system sounded in Chu Tianshu's head: "Sub-quest 1: I want a coconut... no, coconut?"
"Liangchuan Town is a peaceful and beautiful place. In this unremarkable town, apart from the mysterious and beautiful girl Fu Jiang, there is also a mysterious and terrifying villa hidden, and a mysterious video tape... They are full of love for this world. It contains malice and resentment, so it is also known as the Big Three of the Avengers... "
What is this, a horror movie universe... Chu Tianshu raised his eyes, and accepted the task of "pulling Kayako into the Fulian universe".
"What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to wait for me downstairs?"
Lin Huai's voice came from behind Chu Tianshu.
"Can you sing "Jiangnan" or "Cao Cao"?"
"What?" Lin Huai squatted down and saw the word "Zuobo", "Zuobo? Speaking of this name, it sounds familiar... Why did you sing "Cao Cao"?"
"Because Kayako likes Kobayashi Shunsuke."
It took Lin Huai five minutes to successfully understand the cold joke of "Junjie Xiaolin==Shunsuke Xiaobayashi". After hearing about this side mission, he squinted his eyes: "Hey... you mean, you want to occupy this house?"
"Exorcism, how can it be considered occupation?" Chu Tianshu said, "Can exorcism be called occupation? That is purification."
Lin Huai felt that he was very reasonable and gave him a thumbs up.
On this ordinary morning, they arrived at the school with ordinary steps.
The school gate, which was originally smooth, is now blocked. Everyone swarmed around the bulletin board, pointing at the photos on it.
"I didn't expect him to be like this..."
"I told you a long time ago, he's not a good guy!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"Shh, look they're coming."
"To actually go to school together, that rumor must be true!"
Seeing the two approaching, the people who were still discussing enthusiastically quieted down immediately.
The handsome young man walked into the crowded crowd like Moses divided the sea. Wherever he went, everyone made way for him as if avoiding the plague.
In stark contrast to their body movements are their eyes.
Either cold, jealous, or slippery eyes like poisonous snakes, licking the young people in the crowd. Under the unwelcome attention, the young man removed the picture that had been posted on the bulletin board.
It has to be said that the photographer of the photo captured a pretty good angle, and he managed to make all the photos misleading.
The protagonists in the photo are Lin Huai and many people, including Lin Huai and Chu Tianshu. In the picture, Lin Huai is in pairs with different people, with an intimate posture. And the one posted in the center of the bulletin board turned out to be a photo of Lin Huai wearing women's clothing and walking down the street with Chu Tianshu.
Mixed with these real photos, there is also a photo that was photoshopped out. In the photo, his face seemed to be placed on the head of the protagonist of a certain pornographic picture.
If you really want to say, this person's ps level is quite clumsy. Anyone looking closely can see obvious stitching marks, however…
The eyes of those people looking at Lin Huai were full of excitement, curiosity, and malicious fantasies. For these people, the authenticity of photos has never been a problem they will consider.
They only believe what they see, or they only choose to believe and want to believe what they want to see. For this reason, even if there is a lack of evidence, they will use up their sufficient imagination to add to this so-called "fact".
"Shocked! Liangchuan school grass's unknown secret!"
"He looks like a man, but he has such a perverted habit every night?"
"Buying luxury goods, eating western food, having private meetings with local tyrants, wearing women's clothes... How could he do such a thing for money?"
Lin Huai squinted at the notice on the bulletin board.
"Luxury goods refer to sneakers, and Western food refers to... McDonald's? Well, women's clothing, this is true." He tore off the notice and crumpled it into a ball of paper, "The imagination of the students in Liangchuan Middle School is really here. On the first floor, advance by leaps and bounds... "
He casually threw the ball of paper on the ground. Then, he took off the photo that had been photoshopped out.
"Ps is good, it deserves praise." He said casually, flicking it with his fingers, "But next time when ps, please be more careful—"
"Well-"
There was a burst of exclamation from the crowd. They watched the young man in front of them helplessly, and unbuttoned the collar of their shirt with one hand.
— Then, pull it away.
"There is a mole under my right collarbone." The young man smiled, "Remember to put it on p next time."
As if he didn't care about his reputation, he let go of his hands while the imaginative rumormongers swallowed.
"Also." He said casually, "I don't have any excess skin on my waist, but this... I don't need to show you. Next time you do p, remember to choose a better figure for me."
This was supposed to be a way to dispel rumors by killing a hundred enemies and injuring a thousand. However, his presumptuous and arrogant smile and arrogant attitude are like wine red pointed high-heeled shoes, stepping fiercely on the hearts of every voyeur who are constantly pulsating because of his glance.
Their eyes are like leaves in the wind, trembling with the quivering air, and the laughter of young people. The young man went on to say, "Who took these photos?"
No response.
"Is it you? You? Or..." He accurately found the stud-wearing teenager he met yesterday in the crowd, "You?"
"I… "
The cold gaze whipped the boy's face, and he couldn't help but tremble.
Yes, the photo posters on the bulletin boards, the rumor posts in the campus forums... are all his masterpieces.
There are many people who are crazy and obsessed with "Fu Jiang", and there are also many people who are crazy about "Fu Jiang". Unfortunately, this boy is one of the npcs who are crazily "jealous" of "Fu Jiang".
Lin Huai pushed aside the crowd and walked towards him. The boy took a step back. Just as he was about to run away, he was kicked hard on the back of the knee.
"what!"
The boy fell to his knees on the ground. Chu Tianshu on the other side withdrew his feet as if nothing had happened.