The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

Chapter 142: Three Body Man Three Trials of Cloud and Rain

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A thought suddenly appeared in the mind of Chu Tianshu who was watching Lin Huai now.

And now, Lin Huai is sitting here. He suppressed his emotions, and it took all of his self-control to be able to be friends with him.

But Lin Huai kept saying... stupid things like "straight man".

He looked at Chu Tianshu with eyes full of trust, and glanced up from the bottom intentionally or unintentionally. It's like he doesn't know at all how charming it is to be so fully committed to trust, just like he doesn't know at all, he shouldn't look at a person with such eyes at all.

It's like he's totally convinced... that this person won't do anything too much to him at all.

At this moment, Lin Huai took stock of all the actions he could do, and finally regretted: "I said it was impossible..."

The next moment, he felt that his head was covered by something—

hugged.

A soft object landed lightly on his forehead. His eyes widened.

His thinking faltered at that moment, and he found it hard to think anymore.

He could only feel this almost hugging action, and after he was finally let go, he almost saw the time display on the clock in a daze.

Fifteen past one.

no more, no less.

"Yo." The instigator of all this, the one who turned him into a sluggish puppet, touched his nose and said in a very casual tone, "You just guessed... what will I do?"

After a long time, he said again: "Unexpected, isn't it?"

"You..." The person whose forehead was kissed by him sat on the bed, raised his head blankly, and looked at him, "What did you... just do?"

He looked completely dumbfounded, not resisting, not disgusted, not panicked...

Just in a daze.

The shrewd and arrogant man sat foolishly in the wheelchair, his peach petal-like eyes were dark and sparkling, waiting for his answer without blinking.

Under the gaze of such eyes, Chu Tianshu choked.

He suddenly regretted that he just...couldn't help it, or couldn't help...doing this kind of thing to him.

—Obviously as long as the current relationship is maintained, it will be fine.

—Obviously in the current situation where all the puzzles are unclear, it should not be done.

But…

He felt that maybe it was just because he stayed up late that his mind was a little unclear. Or, it was just because he was accidentally infected with a little madness by the person in front of him.

Fortunately, everything has not reached the point of no return. Chu Tianshu could easily speak fluently, utter countless obscenities, and turn all dead people into living people.

But at this moment...

He was a little stuttering and speechless.

In the end, he exhausted all his strength, and finally uttered three words:

"Prank," he said.

After uttering these three words, he felt relieved and relaxed.

His limbs became relaxed, but his torso sank heavily. In the end, he pressed his hand on the other person's forehead, his five fingers were long and slender, and the palm of his palm was right where he had kissed.

The position of the forehead.

"It's a prank." He changed into his usual frivolous tone, "You look like this..."

He paused.

"Aren't you scared by me?" The words were easily spit out, but the heart hung in his throat.

Someone who should have responded quickly to words is just sitting in a wheelchair. After hearing that sentence, a trace of emotion finally appeared in his dull eyes.

That emotion was like annoyance, like surprise, and like something deeper than the above two emotions. Then, those eyes quickly darkened, so deep that it was incomprehensible.

It's not that Lin Huai doesn't know the definition of "kissing" in human society. Therefore, at the moment when his hair was pulled up and Chu Tianshu kissed his forehead, he was almost petrified.

At the moment when his forehead was kissed, countless words flashed through his mind. These include "does he want to confirm the height of my hairline?" "wasn't he still eating just now? Why did he just kiss him directly? Will there be crumbs of biscuits in his mouth?" and other off-line thoughts.

However, after formally feeling the touch from other people's lips, Lin Huai stiffened involuntarily. No amount of off-line thoughts would be enough to fill his rapidly blank consciousness, and rational thinking could no longer occupy the high ground, replaced by the brain's constant replay of the feelings at that time.

—I am enslaved by my senses. In the blank, he thought so sadly.

After this blankness gradually receded, he finally picked up his own logical thought—why did Chu Tianshu kiss... er, no, touch him with his lips

—Yes, it's a bit embarrassing to say, but when Lin Huai thought of the word "kiss", she was a little anxious and annoyed.

—Yes, it is restlessness and irritation, and it is absolutely impossible to be the so-called "shyness". Lin Huai thought calmly.

After getting the other party's "prank" reply, Lin Huai thought that he should be relieved: because this is really abnormal, Chu Tianshu would use his lips...to touch his forehead, which itself is an irregularity and extremely abnormal.

And the reason of "prank" should be reasonable for Chu Tianshu. After all, he is always so whimsical, always has a strange logic, and weird tricks. Not to mention Lin Huai's clone, even Lin Huai himself would never have thought that Chu Tianshu would... touch his forehead with his lips. Therefore, it is understandable that Chu Tianshu would use this behavior as an encryption method...

It's all quite logical. And as a happy little lunatic who makes troubles all day long, he never minds what others think or think about him. He didn't even care about death, so he probably wouldn't mind a man's little prank. After all, this kiss had never hurt him, nor would it leave any indelible marks on him.

— it is such a fleeting thing.

However, what made him extremely angry and incomprehensible was that he was really angry because of the other party's three-word answer.

At the same time, what made him even more annoyed was that when that person kissed him, he actually raised a little bit because of the other person's focused eyes...

joy.

That's a kind of, I finally proved myself, in his eyes, it's like a different person...

joy.

However, he told himself... This is a prank

Chu Tianshu rubbed his head and said silly things about the two brothers. This was supposed to be a soothing gesture, but Lin Huai felt that he was very angry.

He was inexplicably, very angry.

He felt as if he had been divided in two by the intensity of emotion. One of them was so angry that he was eager to make a scene. He wanted to scream, he wanted to punch someone, he wanted to choke the man hard, pick him up and throw him around. The other one hugged the crazy self from behind and shouted "Are you crazy? It's a shame why are you angry? You shouldn't be angry. It's not like your manly man blablabla..."

"Hahahahaha." Chu Tianshu was still with his hips on his hips, saying the silly words of the sand sculpture, "No matter in the eyes of any of your clones, I am an absolute straight man, so this kind of interaction is definitely out of their expectation other than that. Therefore…”

As if he thought he was very smart, he gave a thumbs up: "This is an absolute signal that no one can think of... Uh."

Chu Tianshu suddenly had a chill on his back.

...I always feel that the black air behind him is about to condense into substance. he thought silently.

"Then you are really a genius." Lin Huai smiled indifferently, "Are you quite proud of your own idea, huh?"

"This..." Chu Tianshu was sweating behind his back, he took out a tissue, "If you feel uncomfortable... wipe it off with a tissue?"

Lin Huai: ...

"I thought it would be okay if it wasn't for the mouth?"

... I want to kill him. he thought blankly.

Although Chu Tianshu always likes to play on the opponent's bottom line, even he himself did not expect that this time, Lin Huai's reaction would be so big...

"Chu Tianshu," after a long while, he heard the other party's cool voice, "Do you know why the night sky is black?"

Chu Tianshu: "... because it forgot its own color?"

Lin Huai: "Because it is attending your funeral."

Lin Huai smiled unequivocally. Chu Tianshu knew he was wrong, so he didn't speak. After a long time, Lin Huai said coolly again: "Have you ever done this kind of prank before?"

Chu Tianshu thought about it carefully: "Yes."

"To whom?"

"My sister's cat."

Lin Huai: "... how about people?"

"What are you thinking?" Chu Tianshu couldn't laugh or cry, "Am I such a casual person?"

Lin Huai: "You just casually...offended me."

He stuck.

"Offended?" Chu Tianshu chewed the two words, scratched his head, "Oh, you mean..."

"Shut up!" Lin Huai would never allow him to say that word, so he said angrily, "I don't want to see you! Leave me alone!"

Chu Tianshu: "Oh, okay, I'll be right away."

After hearing Lin Huai's request to be alone, Chu Tianshu immediately left the scene with great execution, and ran to the corner farthest away from the opponent to face the wall. Lin Huai saw that he ran away very consciously, and after a short period of relief, he gritted his teeth again.

"that… "

Chu Tianshu's weak voice came from the corner, and Lin Huai looked at him.

"Why don't you beat me up." Chu Tianshu touched his nose, "The wound on your body can heal, but the teeth may not. If you bite it bad..."

Lin Huai: ...

He smiled coldly. Chu Tianshu then raised his hands: "Even if you bite it to pieces, I will find the best hospital to make you the best porcelain teeth!"

Lin Huai: ...

"Why don't you bite this one." Chu Tianshu ran back from the corner again, holding the small bread he took out from the package in his hand, "Your favorite, this one is soft and won't hurt your teeth..."

Lin Huai: ...

Chu Tianshu: "Or I brought other food..."

"Are you here to download the copy or to have a picnic?" Lin Huai said coldly, "By the way, I almost forgot, you came in to drag the manuscript... Forget it."

He sighed.

"Bring me the bread."

Chu Tianshu was very well-behaved: "Oh good."

He seemed to know that he was playing off, and he didn't hide it again, but honestly stretched out the hand holding the bread. Lin Huai stared at the bread in his hand for a while, and suddenly grabbed his arm fiercely.

—Then, he bit the opponent's forearm fiercely!

He bites very tightly, using a lot of strength, but just stays within the range that will not bleed the other party, but can leave deep teeth marks. A minute later, he let go of his teeth, and looked up at Chu Tianshu who was standing there in a daze.

The other party seemed to be frightened and foolish, which put him in a good mood.

"Even." Lin Huai said.

—You dear... offend me once, I'll bite you, that's fair.

he told himself.

Lin Huai waited for the other party to ask "Why did you bite me", and made up his mind to answer with the words "reciprocity"—revenge for the other party's "prank". However, the other party just withdrew his arm, looked at the tooth marks on it, and said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to have two canine teeth in your current body..."

Then he seemed to mutter something like "bite me again" under his breath. Lin Huai waited for a long time, but he did not wait for a question that could make him say the words "reciprocity". Out of a small sense of revenge, he deliberately asked, "Don't you have anything to say?"

"...that's the secret code!" Chu Tianshu said cheerfully, "I asked a question: what did we do on the third night? Then you give the answer..."

"I kissed you and you bit me," he said.

Lin Huai: ...

"... This kind of code will definitely make people misunderstand." Lin Huai said slowly, "Obviously we only communicated above the neck, your words will only make people feel that something happened between us. Uh... tsk, forget it, whatever you want."

He didn't wait for Chu Tianshu to speak, and said again: "You will definitely say, we just need to have a clear conscience. What do you do with other people's words..."

Chu Tianshu: "What if I feel ashamed?"

When he said this, his tone was still very rough, as if he was just making a funny joke.

"I didn't ask you to sign at this time." Lin Huai stared at him, "Shut up."

Chu Tianshu touched his nose.

Lin Huai was still a little depressed. He saw that the tooth marks on the raised arm of the other party had started to turn purple, and suddenly he couldn't help feeling a little guilty: "...does it hurt?"

Chu Tianshu shook his head.

Lin Huai looked at his profile quietly, and after a while, Chu Tianshu turned his face away.

"you have just… "

Lin Huai wanted to ask something, but after thinking about it, she felt that it was unnecessary. he always feels...

It's so annoying.

"Lin Huai." Lin Huai heard his voice, "Can you turn your face away?"

"why?"

Chu Tianshu: "I kind of want to take a picture of it with my mobile phone as a souvenir. You keep looking at me, so I'm a little embarrassed to take a picture."

"You, why are you filming this?" Lin Huai was dumbfounded.

Chu Tianshu: "As a proof of friendship."

Lin Huai: ...

"Prove what, prove that I bit you." Lin Huai sneered.

"Then we... just sleep here first?" Chu Tianshu looked left and right, and found a small rest room in the warehouse.

He gave up the small bed to Lin Huai, while he sat on the chair and took a nap on it. Although Lin Huai was extremely sleepy, he still invited him: "How about we squeeze together?"

Chu Tianshu: "It's not crowded. We spent the night together in the warehouse, biting, kissing and sleeping together. It's too bad to spread the word."

Lin Huai: "... we just need to have a clear conscience, what others say..."

Chu Tianshu: "If I..."

The next moment, he was grabbed by Lin Huai's sleeve.

His hands were strong, and he dragged Chu Tianshu onto the bed. That bed wasn't that big, and two big men lying on it must be full, hands and feet intertwined.

After trying several postures, Chu Tianshu stiffened all over: "There are nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in the world. Now that this is the case, I can barely come. I still..."

"Don't feel guilty about it." Lin Huai said, "I'm going to force it."

After speaking, he lay on his side in the posture of a koala, and put one long leg on the opponent's abdomen. His other leg was close to the opponent's leg, and because it was against the wall, he rubbed against the opponent's body again: "Here, isn't this just squeezed?"

Chu Tianshu: ...

"Go to sleep." Lin Huai patted the other person's head, "Good night."

He closed his eyes, pretending that he was peacefully falling asleep. Regarding his performance, Chu Tianshu could only spit out a few words: "...you did it on purpose."

Lin Huai raised one eyelid and said meaningfully: "Reciprocity is a courtesy."

After finishing speaking, he simply put his other hand across the opponent's shoulder, and pressed half of himself on the opponent: "I will crush you to death."

Chu Tianshu: "Maybe I want to go down and have a drink of cold water..."

After one night.

early morning. She ran into the hallway and lit herself a cigarette.

The cigarette ash fell on the railing, she reached out to dust it off, and opened the phone with one hand.

Last night, she and Zhang Minge made an agreement to lure Lin Huai to the ambush and launch an attack. Unexpectedly, the only one who arrived here was Zhang Minge who had lost his soul.

Zhang Minge seemed to have lost his soul, annoyed and angry, and a little bit lost and confused. After witnessing the failure of the plan, Ye Xiangxiang went back to school without saying anything.

"Men are just unreliable." She complained, "Tch, I have to do it myself."

Lin Huai's photo was still on the phone screen saver. Ye Xiangxiang appreciates beauties, but this does not mean that she will give up large monetary rewards.

"Xiangxiang..."

Qiu Ran's voice came from behind, just hearing her made Ye Xiangxiang a little impatient.

"What, you want to persuade me to give up hunting?" She didn't turn her head, and hummed, "You are so disappointing, you are so mad at me..."

Qiu Ran: "No, I just want to remind you that your skirt is tucked into your trousers."

Ye Xiangxiang: ...

She put down her skirt angrily. Qiu Ran looked at the two messy ponytails on the back of her head, and said, "Let me help you fix it?"

Ye Xiangxiang snorted: "Let's talk about it."

In real life, Ye Xiangxiang is a big lady through and through, and her aunt takes care of her hair and clothes. In the past, after entering the game, although she had to rely on herself to tie up her hair, she only managed to maintain the face of the eldest lady.

These days, Qiuran combs her hair. Qiuran seems to be born with a personality that likes to take care of other people, and she can't see other people dangling around in front of her in a mess. Ye Xiangxiang felt the gentle touch on her hair, and couldn't help feeling that it was a pity that Qiu Ran didn't cooperate with her.

"Side story rewards, are you really not tempted?" She turned to her again.

Qiu Ran was unmoved: "Then there must be life flowers."

Ye Xiangxiang: ...

"You unambitious brat." She cursed softly, "You're mad at me."

At this moment, the ground vibrated!

The familiar sense of vibration, the familiar black and white world and lines... With the appearance of the human face in the air, Ye Xiangxiang realized that the cartoonist's summary has begun again.

She couldn't stand still and almost fell down the stairs. Qiu Ran grabbed her ponytail and pulled her back.

Ye Xiangxiang covered her hair with tears streaming down her face. She raised her head and saw a black and blue face.

A face full of despair and lifelessness... black and white.

Ye Xiangxiang was taken aback by the cartoonist's appearance.

She still remembered the happy appearance when the other party appeared a few days ago, because the manga became popular and was praised by Ome. Although the cartoonists at that time had dark eye circles, their tired faces were full of joy of harvest.

Unexpectedly, after only one day, the other party actually showed such a depressed expression. Bloodshot eyeballs, messy hair, unshaven beard... and the hoarse coughing sound that keeps being uttered from the chapped lips...

What happened to this man who was full of desperation and resentment

Isn't the plot not good-looking

There are several other players who have the same idea as Ye Xiangxiang. Qiu Ran barely recognized Run San in the sky, she whispered, "What's wrong with the examiner?"

Ye Xiangxiang shook his head.

"I have a bad feeling," she whispered.

The decadent cartoonist took out a tissue and wiped his nose vigorously. Then, he said in a low voice: "Everyone, good morning... I am your examiner, Runsan."

As he said that, he sniffed self-deprecatingly: "Everyone is surprised to see me like this. Forget it, it's not a big deal for you to see my downcast appearance. After all, within this week... even I have already experienced such things as confessing to Qingmei and being rejected..."

ah

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"This cartoonist has so many dramas..." Ye Xiangxiang whispered, "Did you even arrange for yourself to be rejected by Qingmei?"

The cartoonist glared at her, Ye Xiangxiang stuck out his tongue and stopped talking.

"I was rejected so directly... and said such exaggerated words. Obviously, the recent plot has received a lot of praise from her!" The cartoonist rubbed his eyes, "every day, she said 'so sweet' and so on. , and said, to help me re-create... "

Qiuran: ...

"I don't know why, but I always feel that something is weird..." She rolled her eyes.

"However, he was kicked out for this reason..." The cartoonist lowered his head, his expression darkened, "I can't accept it..."

Then, she heard the cartoonist talking to himself in pain.

"I confessed to her, but she actually said that she doesn't want to be the wife of a cartoonist who draws erotic comics..." the cartoonist choked up, "She actually thinks I'm gay! She actually thinks that I like men!"

"And after being rejected by her... that senior of hers actually called me!" The cartoonist's hands turned into chicken feet, "What do you say? It doesn't feel good to call you now, but I have always thought you are cute, since you don’t like her anymore, can we get to know her from now on’…”

"This is an insult to my personality!!"

Lin Huai, who was standing at the door of the warehouse, couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of milk.

"Too real." Chu Tianshu commented.

Chu Tianshu didn't seem to care about the cartoonist who was screaming in the sky. He did not know where to pull out a bicycle from the warehouse. While stepping onto the bicycle, he turned to Lin Huai: "Let's go?"

"okay."

The two have absolutely no sense that their behavior has harmed the cartoonist and made their sexual orientation criticized and victimized. Lin Huai sucked up the last bit of milk. He threw the carton into the trash can by the side of the road, and when he turned around again, a gust of spring breeze blew past just right.

The wind blows through the streets, over the buildings, over the speeding trams. It has a moist feeling of spring, whirling up the clusters of gray petals on the trees on both sides—yes, who made them still in the unique two-dimensional black and white world when the "cartoonists" came.

The light gray petals came rushing towards her, Lin Huai stretched out her hand to block it.

After all the petals fell, he opened his eyes. Under the flower tree, there is a young man with long legs pointing to the ground on a bicycle.

His back seat is empty.

Lin Huai: "..."

"Let's go?" The other party said in a tone so warm that it was a little dull in the copy, "If we don't go to school, we will be late."

Last night, this person played a rather inexplicable prank... But why can he show such a calm expression now

The overly familiar voice made him feel a little dazed for a moment.

—Such a scene, such a dialogue, does not look like a game.

It seems that it should happen in his life and often happens, nine to five, three meals a day, gags, ordinary and trivial daily life.

For a moment, deep in his heart, there was a strange shake.

And he actually felt... temporarily indulging in such daily trivial matters is also a very happy thing.

The boredom that had accumulated in his heart was actually eliminated at this moment.

"Let's go."

As he spoke, he walked towards Chu Tianshu and tried to sit on the back seat of the bicycle.

He didn't notice that there was a "gentle" look on his face. The smile of a ferocious person is supposed to make people feel excited or happy, but when such a smile appears on his face, it will only make people feel a little horrified, and they can't help but start to wonder if he is planning to make people feel happy. Outrageous thing.

Chu Tianshu obviously did not have such a comprehension. When Lin Huai was about to reach him, he suddenly stepped on the pedal quickly.

Chu Tianshu: "Hahahaha, come and chase me."

As he spoke, he disappeared into the street in a flash.

Lin Huai: ...

ten minutes later.

In the sky, the cartoonist's thoughts are still going on. However, the two people sitting on the same bicycle were apparently unaware of this.

"I feel that the car is really going to overturn." Chu Tianshu said.

He tried to control the direction of the front of the car calmly, but the poor bike was already a bit overwhelmed by the two men. Seeing a downhill road ahead, Chu Tianshu turned to Lin Huai and said, "I think..."

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

Lin Huai sat in the back seat and gave him a strong hug. Five minutes ago, after watching the bicycle drive away, he broke the lock of the bicycle on the side of the road with his hands. He rode on the bicycle, and after running for three minutes, he stopped Chu Tianshu and forced himself onto the back seat.

"You are so naive." Chu Tianshu complained, "Don't you already have a bicycle! Why do you still take my car?"

Lin Huai: "Of course it's to make you fall off the bike because you can't control your balance. PS At that time, I will definitely treat you as a meat pad."

The two were having an uninspiring elementary school conversation. But the face of the cartoonist in the sky has become darker and darker.

Qiu Ran looked at the cartoonist's face in panic, and whispered to Ye Xiangxiang: "Why do I feel that the examiner's face is getting worse..."

The author has something to say: I saw a comment saying that some readers wanted to see a small theater, so I tried to make one.

Lin Huai: I feel that we, as the protagonists of Tanbi novels, call each other too unfamiliar and have no fixed pattern.

Chu Tianshu: Really

Lin Huai: So we might as well choose a more intimate nickname.

Chu Tianshu: Like Brother Lin

Lin Huai: Too unfamiliar.

Chu Tianshu: Lin Lin

Lin Huai: Too common.

Chu Tianshu: Huai Huai

Lin Huai: Too nasty.

Chu Tianshu: Intimacy, specialness, including respect... Okay, Miki Oniichiro-kun.

Lin Huai: ... Miki Oniichirou-kun?

Chu Tianshu: Three trees, one ghost. Mumumu ghost.

Lin Huai: ...

Okay, here's a sweet little theater where they called each other Mr.