"What the hell are you doing..."
"The house is too small now, so I have to change it. Considering where you will work in the future, I looked at districts xx, yy, and zz... and picked out a few suitable houses, namely xxx, yyy, zzz, the house type is xxx, yyy, zzz, the advantages of each are... they are all 70 years of property rights. I don’t have enough money now, I only have enough for one set... If I knew it, I would have sold it earlier. I can take it easy for now. I also need to buy new furniture Yes, xx's mattresses are of better quality... the sofa is also better... the formaldehyde content is relatively low... but the new house must be ventilated. Fortunately, you are still in school, so don't worry... "
Just now Chu Tianshu was talking intermittently, but now he talked about the purchase of furniture with joy, very smooth, like a real estate salesman, and also like showing off himself. He added: "Even now, this house is too small for two people to live in. There must be a study room for you, a study room for me, and a bedroom..."
He held back suddenly: "The bedroom... is also a bit small."
Lin Huai: ...
Chu Tianshu: "Hey."
Lin Huaixu raised his eyes: "...so what were you doing while sitting on the sofa playing with your mobile phone just now? Are you searching for this information?"
"Buy a car." Chu Tianshu said.
Lin Huai: "...don't you have one?"
"That car is not enough to take you to and from get off work." Chu Tianshu explained, "Buy two cars, one for you and one for me. By the way, have you not taken your driver's license yet? Then I will save it for you first. "
Lin Huai: "...by the time I get to work, that car will be out of date."
Chu Tianshu showed an expression as if struck by lightning: "Ah! That's right! Damn, can the deposit be refunded!"
Lin Huai completely collapsed: "You paid all the fucking deposit??"
Chu Tianshu: "...you just handed it in before you came back."
Lin Huai: "Are you fucking robbing the Double Eleven flash kill..."
He has no doubt now that if he were a woman, Chu Tianshu would have paid the deposit for the school district housing, private kindergarten, private elementary school, private high school... and even the university.
... Is this the so-called straight man who "sees a girl he likes and smiles at himself and even thinks about which high school his child will go to"?
"...you..." Lin Huai was dumbfounded by his n-combo strikes, "you are too fast... no..."
Despite being dazzled by the "black question mark" (rather than happiness), Lin Huai still quickly grasped Huadian: "Wait, wait a minute..."
He covered Chu Tianshu's mouth and said very seriously: "These things can't be prepared in one day, that is to say..."
… When the hell did you start planning this?
After uncovering the mystery, Lin Huai was completely confused.
He couldn't figure out whether this person was stupid or smart. Was it useful to plan so many things so early
All of this can be explained by step-by-step, or by stupidity... But Lin Huai has only one problem:
Where did this purebred sand sculpture come from
"There is also marriage. Although I personally think that the marriage system will disappear, it is still very meaningful at the current stage. At least, it can be a proof." Chu Tianshu continued, "About the optional Marriage location, yes... We can travel and get married at the same time, from Barcelona to Amsterdam... Oh, we can also visit the Eiffel Tower in the middle, you may not be so ugly after seeing the real thing... "
Lin Huai: "..."
He pinched his mouth directly: "... You should be sober, brother. Do you think it makes sense to spend so much money for a useless certificate?? Where did you get so much money??"
"I am tall, rich and handsome." Chu Tianshu said seriously, "This is the end of the matter, I need to introduce myself to you—"
He stood up.
"I am 1.85 meters tall, tall." He compared the top of his head.
"This is my property balance, not relying on the family, but relying on my own venture capital wealth management to sell the property balance." He turned the mobile banking app to Lin Huai.
"Handsome." He took out a file bag from under the sofa, which was full of other people's love letters, "These are proof materials, very impressive, I'm not boasting..."
"..." Lin Huai smiled, "You actually keep so many other people's love letters..."
Chu Tianshu: ...
"To sum up." He carefully put the file bag into Lin Huai's arms in a gesture of submitting evidence: "I am undeniably tall, rich and handsome."
Lin Huai: ...
"And I can be very cold." Chu Tianshu continued, "In front of others, I am always the cold type... Well, the kind that many people like most now... the careless, taciturn, ruthless Gao Ling flower?"
Lin Huai: "??? What misunderstanding do you have about your people??"
"I'm still very smart." Chu Tianshu continued, "These are my degree certificates, and these are all my publications in the past few years... I wanted to get an IQ test to prove it, oh, I forgot."
Lin Huai: "...are you crazy?"
"Oh." Chu Tianshu responded quickly, "I expected you to ask this question a long time ago. For this reason, I prepared my mental appraisal certificate. You see, I am absolutely sane now, and I am absolutely in a normal and stable state. state of mind."
Lin Huai: ...
"so… "
He was almost like an overzealous salesman who took out everyone's proof materials, just to prove that he was the best and most suitable person. After Lin Huai was silent for a while, he stopped Chu Tianshu who was still "bababa" constantly showing out various certificates, even including the certificate of "three good students" in college.
"Stop," he pressed the other person's hand, "the first question, spend so much money, do you have to empty your bank card?"
"One, I saved a sum of private money. Of course, I can't tell you the amount. But it is definitely enough to maintain our daily life under natural and man-made disasters." Chu Tianshu said.
Lin Huai: "...how on earth did you say the word 'private house money' so openly and aboveboard?"
"Second, you can earn money after you spend it all. I am promoting consumption and promoting the country's economic development, which is a good thing for the country and the people."
"...You can use the broken window theory to refute it!!"
"Three, Lin Huai, don't you want to? You hate me? Do you think I'm weird? Do you think I'm crazy?"
Chu Tianshu suddenly said these words in shock.
Lin Huai was stunned.
He felt that he was being stared at by the other party, and he had nowhere to hide.
... This person's words seemed so calm and orderly, and he analyzed the pros and cons clearly and logically, but...
… He looks, more than knowingly crazy self…
Crazier.
There are two kinds of lunatics in the world, one is lunatic who knows he is lunatic, and the other is lunatic who does not think he is lunatic but is even more insane.
"You said it, you showed your hand." Chu Tianshu said softly, "In exchange..."
He piled all the documents he took out of the box to him: "Then I'm all in too."
He seemed so sincere.
"Or, you think we need more time to spend together. We need more time to be each other's 'friends', to enhance our mutual understanding, follow the progress bar of friendship, and then seek a new relationship after the end. 'Love'. Is that what you think?"
Lin Huai: "In a place I don't know... just how rough your heart is..."
"If you think so, then let's continue to be friends." Chu Tianshu smiled, "As for these things..."
"It's all a deposit."
"...You are too sudden." He heard Lin Huai's voice, "You have said so much on your own, did you take my reaction to heart?"
"..."
"You took out so many things, do you want to prove to me that no matter what kind of logical deduction, you are the most suitable person for me? What have you done in places I don't know?"
"..."
"Talk to yourself, points deducted. Inexplicably nervous, points deducted. Self-proclaimed 'Gao Fu Shuai', points deducted. Pretending to be aggressive in front of me, and trying to take the initiative, points deducted. Self-imagining, points deducted."
Lin Huai stood up from the sofa, walked towards Chu Tianshu step by step, and grabbed his collar.
"... There is still something inexplicable, you want us to return to friendship?" Lin Huai said coldly, "Zero points."
After speaking, he lowered his body and pressed his lips before the other party had time to speak.
Not the forehead.
Not cheeks.
Not to mention other parts besides the other party's lips.
Half a minute later, he raised his face and looked at the other person very close.
"Humph."
Unexpectedly, it was the other party who laughed first.
It was a very gentle, steady, sure-fire smile, even with a bit of a beast's aggressive smile.
"Do I have full marks now?"
"Hmm..." Lin Huai thought for a while, "It's almost there."
Just as he was about to let go of the opponent's collar and walk away, a burst of force had already climbed up to his waist.
He trembled uncontrollably, and then the other party's deep voice said: "Then it's my turn, I still have 100 points, can I deduct it?"
The next moment the world was turned upside down, and this time it was his turn to be pushed to the corner of the sofa by that person. He grabbed the opponent's sleeve, his lips and teeth were invaded by a strong breath.
"Um... um..."
Difficulty breathing.
Difficult to struggle.
The hand holding the opponent's sleeve, weak due to lack of oxygen, slipped to the edge of the sofa, and was grabbed by the opponent's hand again, making fingers tightly clasped.
"Um... um..."
But, it's okay... I'm going to suffocate... Lin Huai's rationality screamed in his heart, if you continue to kiss me, I will stop being a human being because of suffocation, and continue to be a ghost...
When his fangs pointed out, Chu Tianshu kissed his fangs, and finally retreated from his body.
Lin Huai finally had a chance to breathe. He leaned back on the sofa gasping for breath, his skin pink. However, what he didn't even realize was that one of his legs bent unconsciously, as if trying to hook the other person back.
... too bad.
... I was actually at a disadvantage.
However, this is not because of how proficient the other party is. Naturally, Lin Huai has no chance to utter some useless sentences because of this. Chu Tianshu's kiss was random, just pressing him, suppressing him, crazily rubbing, crazily kissing, compared to being gentle and tender, it was more like wanting to press him onto his body, and he did not hesitate to force him out of his lungs until the end A little air, sucked him into a vacuum.
Lin Huai's head was still dizzy, and the other party's laughing voice came: "How many points did I deduct this time?"
"...10 points." Lin Huai said.
"Ten... Then it looks like I still have nine chances? Do you want to do it again?" Chu Tianshu asked.
As he spoke, he was about to press down again, Lin Huai quickly put his hands between the two of them.
"Don't make trouble."
Chu Tianshu's two hands wrapped Lin Huai's two hands respectively, and pressed them on both sides of his body. His hand was a bit bigger than Lin Huai's, and there were some thin calluses on the palm, so it was just right to wrap him.
"I didn't make trouble," Lin Huai smiled unsteadily, "I just want to remind you of one thing..."
"?"
"The full score of the college entrance examination paper is 750 points." Lin Huai, who was standing under him, had lake-like eyes, "That is to say..."
"You can still do more things that can be used to deduct more points." He said with a smile, "Do you want to start now?"
Just as their lips were about to touch each other, there was a sudden knock on the door.
"Chu Tianshu!" Chu Tianyu yelled, "Open the door, what are you doing? Why did the glasses come to me and go crazy??"