The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

Chapter 164: Question one, do you lose your hair?

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"Fuck, what an unscientific reason..."

Lu Jin was still complaining loudly, but Lin Huai fell into deep thought.

When he was on the balcony just now, he deliberately pretended that there were finger bones in the flowerpot. However, the woman in white didn't show any obvious suspicion because of this.

Depending on the question, they would only give a "nod" or "shake their head" response. Use this as a clue to identify the unique 6 human females from the 120 females. No matter from which angle you look at it, the key to distinguishing lies in the 120 women themselves.

— That is to say, get along with them, ask them questions, observe their daily activities, and thus identify six people who are more in line with human women in terms of behavior, words and expressions.

However, is there really a common denominator of characteristics that includes all human women and excludes all evil spirits who cannot understand human emotions

In Lin Huai's life, there are many human women from all walks of life. They are engaged in all walks of life, or innocent and lively, or calm and intelligent. Broadly speaking, they are very similar. However, in a narrow sense, each of them is different.

For example, judge by the simplest proposition, which is also the most common misunderstanding of many businesses: women like lipstick, so women must buy lipstick if they want to treat themselves better.

Take Lin Dangdang and his roommate Zhuang Ying as an example. Lin Dangdang likes to laugh and play, and dresses fashionable. Her favorite thing on weekdays is to buy a variety of lipsticks. At the same time, she can identify "this color is a little more blue" from the very similar reds, which is also her own. It is an ability that makes Lin Huai extremely amazed.

—By the way, Lin Huai has always felt that a girl like Lin Dangdang is very suitable to enter the Supernatural Administration, and grades the strength of the red-clothed ghosts according to the color of the red clothes. Presumably with her assistance, Li Gui in the future will soon have different grades such as "chili grade", "Lancome grade 196", "tf16 grade" and "Dior grade 999", which are easy to remember and easy to distinguish.

Lin Dangdang's roommate, Zhuang Ying, is at the other extreme. She has no interest in makeup. She prefers to buy different colors of ink and different designs of washi tape than cosmetics. The two girls lived under the same roof, enjoying their own pleasures, occasionally admiring each other's treasures, and never arguing about "whose hobby" is more noble.

Because they are all poor.

Therefore, this so-called "proposition" about women is obviously not valid for these two people.

At the same time, another feature that is extremely distinctive in this game is the composition of the players in this game.

— all men.

In past games, there was never a time when there were no female players on a team, although there were times when there were relatively few female players. Therefore, the composition of the player team this time seems to be deliberate. Just like the village's name "Daughter's Country", it is in stark contrast to the "men's team" formed by the players. The examiner seems to be telling everyone clearly that in this game, what we want to study is the difference between men and women, and what you, as men, don't understand about women.

All kinds of clues and various game settings make this proposition as clear as putting a steamroller on the player's face.

It also really hit the knowledge blind spot of this group of players in this regard.

Leaving aside the other four, Lu Jin is an otaku who only knows how to post face-to-face chats with the girl from the fat house opposite him. And Lin Huai himself rarely had the opportunity to have close contact with women, not to mention, he also had a boyfriend...

However, what Lin Huai is still confused about is, can the psychology of so-called "human women" really be described or represented by a few questions

Even if the evil spirits do not have human emotions, they can only try their best to disguise when facing questions, so they will show differences from human women—but who can say that when the six human women encounter this distinguishing question, Will it behave exactly the same again

However, the game requires him to distinguish all human beings from evil spirits through a few questions and through the performance of these people...

Through these, subjective questions, subjective emotions, subjective judgments, subjective analysis... Finally, subjective conclusions are made. The six people who think they are "most like human women" are named "human women".

Exactly the same houses, symmetrical settings, similar clothing... Lin Huai vaguely felt that he had captured a fleeting thread.

Holding the bamboo pole, he and Lu Jin arrived at the door of the eighth house in District C. The silver wind chime was still hanging on the eaves, and he struck it again.

This time, the speed of the woman in white came to open the door was somewhat delayed. The two stood at the door and waited patiently.

"Gullu, gurgling, gurgling—"

Inside the house, there seemed to be the sound of a washing machine turning.

"Maybe it's washing clothes." Lu Jin turned to Lin Huai and said, "Oh, don't girls like to be clean?"

Lin Huai: "Not necessarily... right?"

"But at least," he added, "they shouldn't be washing their sneakers in a communal washing machine?"

Lu Jin: ... Fuck.

He couldn't help recalling very bad memories. At the same time, thinking of the scene where the woman in the house was washing clothes, he suddenly felt that this scene was full of a strong sense of life, and even a little warm.

"I'm not too afraid of them now." Lu Jin whispered, "Actually, they still look quite normal... especially the detail of washing clothes diligently..."

Lin Huai: "Why, is this the kind of girl you like?"

Lu Jin continued: "It reminds me of my mother."

Lin Huai: "You... are so harsh."

After three minutes, the woman opened the door.

Unlike the previous woman in white, this woman's hair is quite damp, as if she just came out of the shower. Her long hair, which was wet and thick like seaweed, hung over her shoulders, and every step she took brought water stains all over the ground.

"This..." Lu Jin whispered, "It's not the right time for us to come, was he taking a bath just now?"

The woman nodded.

Lin Huai suddenly had a brilliant idea.

The woman welcomed them into the room. At this moment, there was a loud notification sound from the kitchen.

The noise sounded like it was coming from a washing machine somewhere. The woman and the two looked at each other, gestured with their hands, as if to say that they were going to the kitchen to deal with it.

Lu Jin knew a little bit of sign language, and said to Lin Huai, "She said that there is something wrong with the washing machine, and she needs to stop the operation."

"Yeah." Lin Huai nodded, "You go."

The woman got up from her seat and walked away stiffly. Perhaps because her hair was not dried, water kept dripping from her head and onto the floor.

A few strands of her broken hair fell on the floor, and Lin Huai picked up a strand.

Cold and wet.

The woman came back from the kitchen, she seemed to have dealt with the previous things. Lin Huai pinched the lock of hair, and suddenly turned to her: "Do you usually lose a lot of hair? You girls lose so much hair, don't you suffer from alopecia areata?"

Lu Jin: "Pfft—"

He squirted all the water out of his mouth. The woman in white stood there, seemingly in a state of extreme shock.

For a long time, she hesitated and shook her head.

"Then..." Lin Huai continued to ask, "Do you lose your hair?"

The woman in white: ...

After a while, she shook her head again.

"Okay, I understand." Lin Huai stood up, "Thank you for your answer, I won't bother you blowing your head."

After speaking, he took Lu Jin and ran away without looking back.

The white door was closed again. The woman lowered her head and stood there for a while.

Click, click.

She followed the string of water stains and walked back to the kitchen again. Lu Jin and the two came and walked too fast, they didn't notice that there was only one water stain on the ground leading to the kitchen, while the path leading to the bathroom was dry.

Facing the drum washing machine in front of her, she thought for a while.

Click, click.

Her head began to crack along the neck.

The round head fell to the ground and was picked up by the woman's pale hand.

Then, she put the head into the drum washing machine, and pressed "Continue" for the previously suspended washing operation.

For the next half day, Lu Jin watched helplessly as Lin Huai visited the remaining twelve women in District C.

The twelve women have different personalities. Some are gentle and demure, and some even wear masks, but they can’t hide their heart of being talkative even when using sign language.

Some of them served tea and fruits to the two after opening the door, some were more reserved and stood aside when they saw the two coming, and some were more lively, and she appeared at the door as soon as the two of them rang the wind chime , waving your fingers, expressing "Welcome".

However... What hasn't changed is the way Lin Huai greets them.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Will you be bald in the future?"

After running out of the last house, Lu Jin finally fell into a breakdown: "Why on earth are you asking this question—"

Lin Huai straightened her collar, looking very stable: "To judge whether they are ghosts or not."

"Ah? Does this question have any meaning of judgment?" Lu Jinxu raised his eyes, "How do you judge?"

"It's actually very simple." Lin Huai bit each word and said, "If she shakes her head..."

"It's unscientific if they don't lose their hair, which means they are ghosts." Lin Huai said.

Lu Jin: "What about nodding?"

"Nodding, they didn't show the shyness that human beings should have in the face of hair loss, and He Hui's attitude of being brave for the sake of face. It means that they are also ghosts." Lin Huai said.

Lu Jin fell into a breakdown: "Then according to you, everyone is a ghost?"

"No." Lin Huai said calmly, "There is a reaction that shows that they are not ghosts."

"What reaction?"

"Very angry, holding a broom, and knocking out people who trespass and ask disrespectful questions," he said. "Human women will let us get out of her house."

Lu Jin: ...

"So... You have completed the investigation of this area?" Lu Jin twitched his eyes, "Would you like to go to the eight households ahead and ask... about hair loss?"

"No." Lin Huai turned the bamboo pole in his hand, "Actually, what I said just now is not accurate... Rather, all subjective judgment methods are not accurate enough... Hmm."

He thought for a while, then Lu Jin said again: "Do you have any ideas?"

"Let's go back to dinner first."

Lu Jin: "Lin Huai!! You have such a stable mentality!! Why don't you have any ambition at all!"

He was still screaming, but Lin Huai had already walked in front of him.

—and took out a leaf from his pocket.

He let go of his hand, and the blade swayed and fell straight to the ground.

"In this city, there is really no wind at all..." he murmured.

"... At this time, you still have the mood to pretend to be a literary boy..." Lu Jin was powerless, "Lin Huai, Brother Lin, can you tell me how did you get those dungeons before? Wait, I Got it... Is this a way to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? First pretend to be mentally retarded, let the copy let our guard down, and then the next day... "

Lin Huai: "?"

"To be honest, I didn't like to use my brain very much before." Lin Huai said slowly, "I prefer to be reckless... Well, if you really can't find human women, kill them all..."

"what??"

"The ones that bleed must be human women." Lin Huai continued, "Give each of them a bottle of recovery potion, and the other evil spirits... don't need to be treated..."

"Fuck, all the evil spirits are dead, what do you need the protection of human women... Wait, Joe Bean Sack, what are you kidding?? Are you going to die??"

"Actually, I'm very strong..."

"You still lied to me at this time..." Lu Jin wanted to cry, but he grabbed Lin Huai's arm, "With such a thin wrist, who are you fighting with? Who can you beat?"

Lin Huai: ...

Lu Jin remained depressed until the end of dinner. After dinner, the teammates who were originally in other areas also returned to the lobby.

Lin Huai squatted in the corner of the hall, patting her earrings boredly.

"Ding dong."

The sound of being connected came, and it was Chu Tianshu's voice that came into my ears at the same time: "Good morning."

"It's night here." Lin Huai said.

"Oh... jet lag. Miss me?"

"you guess?"

"Come over for a meeting."

The muscular man's voice came from the center of the hall. Lin Huai had no choice but to say: "I'll go to the meeting first, I'll talk about it later."