"So you're dead."
This was the first sentence Lin Huai heard before waking up from the coma.
… whoever curses me, bounces back. This was his first thought before returning to the nest consciously.
After he fully opened his eyes, he realized that the curse was not directed at him. Du Chongshan was tied to a pillar with an iron chain, his clothes were stripped off, and he was crying: "Old Chu, I, I really thought he was just a friend of yours! If I knew He is your wife, even if I risk my life, I will save him!"
Lin Huai: ...
Du Chongshan was still howling, but Chu Tianshu ignored him at all. After discovering that Lin Huai had woken up, he showed an expression of surprise, sadness, excitement and anger, and pulled out an unopened can of blood-enriching medicine from the side without any explanation: "Are you awake? Does it still hurt? Have another bottle." ?”
Lin Huai: ...
To be honest, before he fell into a coma, he was tired and achy all over his body. After waking up, he actually felt that his whole body was transparent and refreshed. What was even more frightening was...
He had never felt so spirited before.
Except there's something wrong with him.
Soon, he lowered his head and realized the source of this ailment.
It was as if he had been thrown into a pool of blood and soaked all over his body.
Obviously, it wasn't the pool of blood that soaked him, but the dozen or so empty bottles of recovery potions next to him. When squandering the A-level branch plot, Lin Huai also saw this extremely expensive recovery potion in the window, but he believed in his recovery ability, and he was not willing to spend money to buy it... Unexpectedly, he would not spend a penny now. Mao, he was thoroughly soaked by this thing.
It was not only the clothes on his upper body, his neck, but also his chin, his nose, his mouth and his face that were soaked through... Especially his lips and inside of his mouth were all sticky. Traces of the recovery potion were forcibly poured in.
He wiped the red liquid in his mouth, and pushed him with both hands before Chu Tianshu hugged him tightly: "Did you drink it?"
Pushed away by him forcibly, the sand sculpture whose expression was about to cry or not froze in an instant: "...um."
"..." Lin Huai looked at him in disbelief, "You grabbed my neck and poured these dozens of bottles of medicine when I was unconscious?"
He couldn't help but imagine a person opening his mouth wide because he was choked, and another person took the opportunity to forcefully pour the entire bottle of medicine down his throat with the other hand, and to confirm that the other person had swallowed it , and even mentioned the picture of him shaking up and down...Under his terrifying gaze, Chu Tianshu turned his face away somewhat unnaturally. Du Chongshan, who was tied to a pole, took the opportunity to shout, "He did it!"
"you… "
"He took advantage of the danger and poured mouth to mouth!" Du Chongshan continued to shout.
Lin Huai: ...
He let go of the two hands that pushed the other party, and at the same time, he felt his face was very hot, as if all the capillaries had burst because of it.
… so far so good. In the bottom of his heart, he thought rejoicingly, fortunately, his face was covered with blood-red recovery potions, Chu Tianshu probably couldn't see his face clearly.
The transmission of light is bidirectional, and the action of force is mutual. Chu Tianshu couldn't see his face clearly, and he also couldn't see Chu Tianshu's face with his head down. After nearly five minutes of silence, Chu Tianshu finally raised his head.
"Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to take advantage of others, hahahaha." He said in an extremely cheerful tone, with one hand desperately grabbing the top of his head, "Just... it's quicker, faster, and more convenient to pour like this. ,Ha ha ha ha."
Lin Huai: ...
Chu Tianshu: "Hahahaha, hahahaha."
The atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward. Lin Huai looked at Chu Tianshu silently, and Chu Tianshu continued to laugh heartily.
Du Zhongshan, who was tied to a pillar, couldn't bear to watch this scene. He turned his face away, showing a hard-to-look expression.
After a long time, it was Lin Huai who first hugged the young man who was still trying to pretend to be cheerful.
"You." He rested his chin on the man's shoulder, "Do you have to be so shy?"
"Haha, hahaha..." Chu Tianshu smiled dryly, holding the medicine bottle in his left hand, he didn't know where to put it, "How could I..."
"I've kissed and hugged." Lin Huai chuckled softly in his ear, "Why are you still like this?"
The hearty laughter finally stopped.
This quiet hug lasted for five minutes, and Chu Tianshu hugged back with his right hand. The only fly in the ointment is that his left hand is still holding the potion bottle.
"... Wouldn't it be better to be shy?" He whispered, "A long time later, when we become two gray-haired old men, we will still be the two who will smile shyly together when we accidentally kiss each other's faces. Old man, isn't that bad?"
Lin Huai: ...
He hugged a little tighter. For a moment, the two could almost hear the sound of dust falling.
It was Du Zhongshan's voice that broke the silence: "I'm sorry to bother you, you two gay guys. I'm still naked all over my body, ah-choo..."
"You deserve it." Chu Tianshu said coolly.
Lin Huai finally let go of Chu Tianshu. He coughed twice, and looked around the ruins, as if he was looking for something.
"Don't look for it. That roommate of yours is in a safe place. It's alright. There's also a beautiful girl by her side. She has both career and love, tsk tsk tsk."
For some reason, Lin Huai felt that Chu Tianshu's voice was unusually yin and yang, and sour, as if he had swallowed two vats of vinegar raw in one gulp. The yin and yang Chu Tianshu held the medicine bottle in his hand and squatted beside him: "If you have time to care about others, why not care about your own body, ha ha."
Lin Huai: ...he actually yelled at me.
Chu Tianshu not only changed his face suddenly, but also gave him a slap in the face. Chu Tianshu, who passed Lin Huai, squatted down and began to pack the dozen or so medicine bottles. He poured the undrinked (wasted) red potion into the same bottle again, he was so stingy and poor that he didn't look like the wealthy family who used the A-level potion like dirt and wasted potion until Lin Huai's whole body was soaked. old player.
He packed the potion silently. After processing, the young man silently put everything back into the package. He pursed his lips, as if angry.
Lin Huai: ... But when I just woke up, he was obviously very happy.
Chu Tianshu, who seemed to have a straight intestine from the beginning to the end, not only laughed at him, but also seemed to be sullen. Lin Huai was lying on the mattress, struggling to get up. Chu Tianshu suddenly took out a broom and was sweeping the floor (yes, Lin Huai looked stupid, he didn't know why Chu Tianshu suddenly started sweeping the floor), then dropped the broom and ran back.
"Lie down," he said sternly.
Lin Huai: ... your temper today is really moody.
Chu Tianshu: "Hehe."
He has always been the one being coaxed, and this is the first time he has seen someone who is unusually yin and yang. After setting him up, Chu Tianshu squatted down again, with his back to him. He took out a screwdriver and dug around on the ground like venting his anger. In the end, even his favorite wrench was grabbed by him and smashed on the ground.
Chu Tianshu was having a blast, but the sound of Lin Huai getting out of bed came from behind him. He turned his head angrily: "I told you to be honest..."
Then he was held on his chin and kissed.
"Not angry anymore?" Lin Huai looked at him with a smile.
Chu Tianshu: ...
Chu Tianshu, who was attacked by beauty and love, regained his principles after being stupid for a minute. He pressed Lin Huai's shoulders, pressed him back on the bed, and said coldly, "Stop seducing me!"
Lin Huai: ... So brother, why are you so angry
The elder brother, who fell ill for no reason, pressed his hands on him, pursed his lips, and his eyes were full of anger, grievance, and fear. In the end, he sighed, buried his head into the neck of the other party, and took a light bite.
"You're scaring me to death," he said. "It's all my fault."
There is no logic between these two sentences, no beginning and no end. He went on to say: "I should have come to accompany you."
Lin Huai whispered, "I'm sorry."
This is the first time he has apologized for his misbehavior. Chu Tianshu bit him again, this time a bit harder: "Is that the relationship between you and that Lu Jin?"
Lin Huai:?
Lin Huai's brain froze instantly. Then, Chu Tianshu lifted up from his body. He slapped himself on the head severely, and cursed: "Damn, I'm really... I'm mad with anger, and I'm afraid of madness. Ahhh!"
He frantically scratched his hair, turned his back, sat by the bed, and issued a final warning: "You just treat me as a psychopath, don't talk to me for ten minutes, don't affect my rational thinking!"
Lin Huai: ...
five minutes later.
"Two big brothers, big brother and sister-in-law." Du Chongshan, who was tied to the pillar, said dying, "Can you stop acting in Qiong Yao's drama, please put me down..."
Chu Tianshu raised his head coldly: "Get lost."
He turned to Lin Huai who was still in a dazed state, hugged him fiercely, buried him on his shoulder, and took a deep breath.
"Don't be afraid, dear." He said, "It's all over, I will help you deal with it, don't be afraid."
Lin Huai: ...Although I don't know what he is telling me not to be afraid, I'd better cooperate with him at this time.
"Yes." Lin Huai said obediently.
"Generally speaking," Chu Tianshu patted him on the back lightly, "the changes that occur in the game will not affect the reality. At most, they will manifest as fever, diarrhea, and headache... I am Those who have experienced many battles, you have to believe me. But this kind of thing... I have never experienced it. It’s okay, after this dungeon is over, I will find a smuggler and smuggle you to the high-level field camp. Fourteenth City There should be a way."
"Ah?" Lin Huai vaguely felt something was wrong, "What are you talking about?"
"Don't be afraid, everything will be fine, don't hide your illness from medical treatment." Chu Tianshu said, "I like you the most."
Lin Huai: ...
The two chatted for a long time. At the moment when the communication finally became unimpeded, Lin Huai also finally collapsed.
"How can a man be pregnant." He made a voice that was about to die, "You are really crazy."
Chu Tianshu: "I thought the curse here... has the special function of making people conceive monsters... Isn't this the daughter country! The spring water of the daughter country..."
Lin Huai broke down: "What the hell are you thinking about!"
"Hahaha, hahaha." Chu Tianshu laughed dryly, "Hahaha..."
Lin Huai looked at him with contempt: "Stop laughing, idiot."
They kissed each other, and Chu Tianshu released Du Chongshan from the pillar. He took out a storage bag and threw it to Lin Huai: "Du Chongshan's 'apology'."
Lin Huai snatched it into his trouser pocket logically. Du Zhongshan looked at the two homosexuals in front of him with grief, but finally he couldn't say the phrase "doesn't your conscience ache?".
After the ravages of last night, the once peaceful Daughter Country has become ruins. The originally solid wall also had a big hole in the south, which must have been the masterpiece of Chu Tianshu's attacking Gundam.
They walked through many ruins, and finally found Lu Jin and the other five human women at the foot of the white wall. Lu Jin was whispering to a soft-faced girl, and the other four showed signs of vigilance when they saw the three of them approaching.
The girl who was talking to Lu Jin stood up and whispered, "Thank you."
"You," Du Zhongshan was shocked, "can you speak?"
"Hmm." The girl nodded.
Then, she said another sentence that shocked everyone present: "At the moment the witch died, all five of us recovered our memories. In fact, we were all middle-level players. After the game failed, We were caught by the ghost tree on this island, and after that, it... everyone else died. Only we survived, and were transformed into what we are now. Then, we were washed out of memory and placed in the here… "
"Reformed?"
Lin Huai repeated these three words, and the girl nodded.
Then, this soft and beautiful girl with a bit of melancholy in her innocence uttered another sentence that made everyone's jaw drop.
"Yes," she said, "we were all men before this."