The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

Chapter 20: Am I the one that you adore the most

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The red-clothed ghost stood there, staring straight at Lin Huai's direction, with a flattering smile on his face like a homeless pregnant female cat, Pengci, a caring female college student looking for a successor.

Lin Huai: ...

He has been in the rivers and lakes for hundreds of years, and he has never been the only one to scare, and he has never had anyone he needs to please. Now he looked at the red-clothed ghost pressing his face, showing an expression that shouldn't belong to him. For the first time, I experienced the feeling of "Wan Wan Lei Qing" that only a scumbag looking for a substitute would have.

But when you smile, you don't look like him. Chu Tian blocked Lin Huai who was being watched by the ghost, let out a cold "hum", and flew up with a wrench in his hand. Li Gui screamed and wanted to cry, and turned around to fall into Lin Huai's embrace.

Although Lin Huai is not a human being, he still doesn't have the idiot idea of self-defeating. He took two steps back, and Li Gui ran away. Just as it was about to leap forward, it was hit hard at the waist and fell to the ground completely.

Li Gui: ...

It looked at Lin Huai, as if asking him, "Am I the person you love the most?" Lin Huai didn't speak, but covered her cold hands in front of her eyes.

For a while, the indoor scene was very inconsistent with Jinjiang. Lin Huai couldn't even describe what he saw because he didn't fit Jinjiang too much. When he let go of his eyes, the mosaic on the ground had already been lifted by Chu Tian, and was flushed into the toilet just like the last female ghost.

... He looked really violent and angry... Lin Huai silently dodged to the side.

"Remember to be a good person in your next life." Chu Tian said kindly, and pressed the toilet button, "Also, don't provoke people you shouldn't."

When he turned his head again, except for Ye Xian who was supporting the pale Lin Huai to comfort him, everyone else's eyes were on him, either in fear, anxiety, or panic.

Chu Tian comforted them with powerful eyes: "Don't be afraid, that ghost won't come again."

After thinking for a while, he raised his wrench again to show his persuasion: "We are very safe now."

Everyone: ...

Their expressions were as if Chu Tian was the source of all insecurity in this villa. After a while, Huang Lu said hesitantly, "Thank you... Thank you?"

"You're welcome." Chu Tian smiled, especially when he looked at Lin Huai, "Serve the people."

The various disputes caused by "Heartbeat Memories" came to an end temporarily. It was three hours before eight o'clock in the morning, but everyone couldn't sleep at all. A group of eleven people sat in the room of Chu Tian and Lin Huai, and the room was packed to the brim, eagerly looking forward to Chu Tian's deduction story about their way of life.

Chu Tian intended to ask Lin Huai to assist in the speech, but the latter hugged himself and shrank in the corner, looking pale and autistic, so he had to perform a one-man show regrettably.

He picked up the black express packaging bag, pointed to the logistics information on it and said: "In modern society, e-commerce has become an important part of the economy, and express delivery is one of the foundations for the rapid development of e-commerce... During the process, consumers should be alert to several major problems that often occur during shopping."

"First," Chu Tian stretched out a finger, "it's online business fraud. Once the online business fraud is verified, you will be sentenced to between three and seven years in prison depending on the amount..."

"Second," Chu Tian stretched out two fingers, "I just didn't read the product details carefully. When I bought a blood orange mask, I got a box of blood oranges, and when I bought 60 fake mac lipsticks, I was sent eleven." Fake products, in the final analysis, are the fault of not reading the product details carefully... "

"Third," Chu Tian stretched out three fingers, "it is to buy lucky bags. There are no free pies in the sky. In fact, most of the so-called lucky bags are a collection of various defective products with defects than freshmen. There are still many BUGs in the solidworks model. It is better to expect that the boss who will make you 996 every day will have a conscience attack and let you be promoted and raise your salary by four letters... "

Ni Xiao: "It seems that something very serious has been mixed in!!"

"As the saying goes, figure out the problem and reach the peak." Chu Tian dismissed Ni Xiao's complaints as if nothing had happened, and looked at everyone with sharp eyes, "Having said this, have everyone seen the key to the game's survival and problem solving? "

Like a physics teacher in a key class, he faced a super-syllabus question from Jiangsu Province and showed expectant eyes to the second-volume candidates across the country.

No one answered.

So he turned his gaze to Ye Xian, like a physics teacher turning to his physics class representative who is in charge of sending and receiving homework: "Ye Xian, what do you think?"

Ye Xianxu focused his eyes and said, "I think... it wants me to die."

After he finished speaking, the others couldn't help but nodded.

Chu Tian was very disappointed. His eyes turned back and forth, and finally stopped on Lin Huai who was huddled in a corner and shut himself up.

"Seven days no reason to return." Chu Tian said, "The survival of this game lies in seven days no reason to return. The game lasts for four days. During the four days, players buy goods and fight against the game. After receiving the ghosts, quickly Send the ghosts back to the place of delivery through seven-day unreasonable returns. The game only said that it needs to be purchased every day, but it didn’t say that returns are not allowed every day. Through time difference tactics, buy a large number of items until the money is used up, and quickly return the ghosts, making the game It ends when the money has not been refunded to the player's account. This, is the way to get through the game safely."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"This..." Tang Wen didn't know how to answer, "This... is too child's play..."

"Our survival, in their view, is a game." Chu Tian said relaxedly, "Playing with the rules, defeating the rules and then living, isn't this the trick for us to survive in the game?"

Zhang Lu suddenly asked, "Who are they?"

Facing the girl's question, Chu Tian shrugged.

"I don't know." He said, "Maybe it's something like a so-called 'god' from another dimension."

"They sit back and watch our struggles, release viruses called ghosts, and treat our survival as a game." Chu Tian pointed to the sky, "It's really annoying. But I don't believe in any gods, I'm a materialist. "

Everyone was silent for a long time, but it was Ye Xian who spoke first. He opened his mouth and said, "The lucky bag..."

"Lucky bag?" Chu Tian smiled, "It's a trap."

"why?"

"Because you can only buy lucky bags, you can't return them without reason within seven days."

This is the so-called deep-buried trap.

"But." Huang Lu questioned, "Aren't you, Lin Huai, and Zhang Lu the first batch to buy lucky bags? Why are you all fine, but the follow-up buyers..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Chu Tian also scratched his head: "About this question..."

"In fact, I do not know."

Ye Keke spat out a mouthful of water, and Chu Tian continued, "But after thinking about it, I also got a more reliable answer."

Before he could speak, Ye Xian quickly complained: "Don't tell us it's because you have a good face..."

"Without the beautiful buyer show of the first three buyers, how can we attract more scammers to buy?" Chu Tian said lightly and skillfully, "Throw down the bait, and then there will be blind fish to eat , this is the so-called equivalent exchange... no, marketing methods."

Everyone was silent again. After a while, Huang Lu spoke first: "Then let's follow what Chu Tian said tomorrow, spend all the money, and then return the goods."

The sun outside the villa has already risen, and the sunlight shines on Chu Tian through the curtains. He stared out of the window for a while, then looked at his watch, and said, "Then, let me say two last words."

Huang Lu looked at him upon hearing this: "What?"

"The ghost hiding among us is you."

One stone set off thousands of waves, and no one expected that Chutian would launch a crisis at this moment. A middle-aged woman sat in the direction his finger pointed.

With a swollen face and a sallow complexion, it was Peng Xuan.

Everyone was dumbfounded, but all the lights in the villa were turned on at this moment. "Peng Xuan"'s face began to rot, and red and yellow pus and blood flowed down from the wound on his forehead. It smiled "hoho", looked at Chutian, and said hoarsely, "How did you find me?"

Everyone screamed and ran away, except Chu Tian and Lin Huai who remained motionless, one was giving a speech and the other was shutting himself up.

"Trash." Chu Tian said.

Being attacked by the ghost body, "Peng Xuan" showed a vicious look on her face. Chu Tian said unhurriedly: "Because you collect garbage. Although there is no shortage of this kind of friendly aunt in this world who loves cleanliness and is so enthusiastic that she is almost nosy, she will inquire about the marriage and relationship status of the other party within a few days of moving. If it is clean, it will steal the cardboard boxes and takeaways you put next to the door on the grounds of tidying up the corridors... But the aunt who will take the initiative to collect garbage in the game is really very suspicious. What you want to collect is not garbage , but in the courier bag, a seven-day unreasonable return form that was forgotten by everyone."

As he spoke, he took out an evidence bag: "The burnt ashes inside are the evidence. They come from Ye Xian's fan and Huang Lu's purse."

"Peng Xuan" said: "Just because of this reason, you have to doubt me?"

"Besides, there is Zhang Lu's mobile phone. Atoms can neither be created nor disappear out of thin air. They can only be passed from one object to another. Zhang Lu's mobile phone was taken away by Feng Yao, but it was in the toilet. It must be that someone entered the scene when Zhang Lu was in a coma and took the phone away... "

"Peng Xuan" was silent for a while, and said, "I didn't do that..."

"Be honest and be lenient and resist strict. You can keep silent but everything you say will..."

"It was the mirror ghost who sent it back..."

"Don't die dying..."

"So your second reasoning doesn't hold... ah!!"

"Shut up." Chu Tian ruthlessly smashed the wrench on "Peng Xuan"'s head, and looked at everyone, "Do you agree with my reasoning?"

Everyone: ...

They nodded against their will, and Chu Tian smiled brightly: "Then comes the third point of reasoning, which is also a very important point."

"During lunch yesterday, Peng Xuan ate a lot of soybeans and sweet potatoes, and drank a whole bottle of iced Coke after the meal." He said, "After that, I observed it for a whole afternoon and night. It neither went to the toilet, No farting or hiccups either. Being able to hold back one's own physiological reactions is not something that humans should be capable of at all."

"So Peng Xuan is a ghost, this is an undeniable fact."

Following the successful identification, there was also the sound of the door being opened downstairs. The scenery outside the window also changed, it was the evening when everyone stepped into the villa for the first time.

Time started to flow again, and Peng Xuan, who was hit by a wrench on the top of her head, also disappeared into the air.

The ten surviving people, you look at you, I look at me, they all look unbelievable.

That's it... it's over

It's just... so funny

Pit father ah! !

They turned their attention to the culprit, Chutian, who smiled lazily at everyone: "You don't need to thank me, go home early."

Everyone: ...

After thanking Chu Tian, everyone left the villa one by one. The last ones to walk out of the villa were Chu Tian, Lin Huai and Ye Xian. Ye Xian looked at the twilight outside the house, expressed his thanks to Chu Tian for the last time, and then left.

At the gate, only Chu Tian and Lin Huai were left.

Lin Huai squatted on the ground with empty eyes. Chu Tian only thought that he was frightened by the bloody scene, and knelt down to look at him: "Let's go, the game is over..."

"That's the end..." Lin Huai murmured.

In the past, Chu Tian felt a little amused by the rare and weak appearance of a person who was so skinny. He rubbed the other person's head, focusing on the hairline, and asked him, "Otherwise?"

"... I... I still have more than a hundred yuan, which I haven't spent yet..."

Chu Tian thought it was funny: "It's over, don't worry about these anymore."

"The pajamas and T-shirts I bought... were also recycled by the game..."

"This is a happy event."

Lin Huai seemed to have lost a whole world, and his usually dark eyes were rare and weak. Chu Tian squatted down and looked at him, sighed: "I know you are very sad."

"Ok."

"I like the second dimension, and it's not a shame to regard the characters in the game as my dream lover." Chu Tian said, "When I was a young boy like the wind, I also dreamed of marrying Saber when I grew up and reaching the pinnacle of life. …”

"You... what did you say?"

Chu Tian looked at him like he was looking at a sophomore boy who refused to come out of his fantasy: "That man in costume is a character from a game, right? You like him very much?"

Lin Huai: ...

"At that time, the person that ghost looked at..." Chu Tian looked into his eyes, "Is it you?"

"How did you know him?" He said vaguely.

Lin Huai: ...

Lin Huai buried her head in her arms, and said sullenly, "Forget it, you won't understand even if you tell me."

Chu Tian said: "I understand, my emotional experience is much richer than yours..."

Lin Huai asked him, "Oh? What's there?"

Chu Tian snapped his fingers: "Seven or eight, what Qigongzhiyin, Wuhe Qinli, Fengsaka Dahe, Lingboli, Su Mucheng, Lu Xueqi..."

They are all two-dimensional characters and novel characters! ! This person is a dead house!

Lin Huai didn't want to talk to him anymore. Chu Tian said again: "It's the first time, it's normal to have this kind of reaction, it'll be fine if you get used to it."

As he said that, he continued: "Generally speaking, newcomers are under a lot of pressure. You can perform well like this. When you go back to school, go to websites like xxxxhub to recuperate your body and mind..."

Lin Huai: "What hub?"

Chu Tian said: "github, a paradise for monks, suitable for self-cultivation, Amitabha."

Lin Huai: ...