"Undead apartment?"
Chu Tianshu poked his head over.
"Ok."
Lin Huai opened the black envelope, and what appeared in front of him was not so much an invitation letter as a letter of appointment.
"Dear Mr. Lin:"
"We are honored to inform you that Perfect Relationship Property Co., Ltd. will officially hire you, and the employment time will start from x-1, 2019 to x-30, 2019."
"Your job title is 'Apartment Property Manager', and the location is 'Chunyu Serviced Apartment'."
"Your job content is: sanitation cleaning, public security management, green management, equipment maintenance, vehicle management. Maintain a peaceful and beautiful life for all residents, and find out the truth behind the apartment!"
"Please prepare for transmission and reporting at 8 am on December 15, 2019. Remarks, this dungeon is a single-person dungeon."
"Hey, the recruitment statement?" Chu Tianshu looked at the words on the paper and sighed, "Yes, I am financially independent."
Lin Huai: ...
"Sanitation cleaning, public security management, greening management, equipment maintenance, vehicle management..." Chu Tianshu stroked each character with his fingers, "No matter how you look at it, it seems a little meaningful."
As he spoke, he patted Lin Huai on the shoulder: "Congratulations on entering the life of a social animal and the world of adults."
Lin Huai: ...
"The letter said this is a single copy." Lin Huai pointed to the line of words, "In this case..."
"There is a way." Chu Tianshu shrugged, "Don't worry, it just said that it is a single-player copy, but it didn't say that others are not allowed to enter. Anyway, I will go in with you to have a look. If it doesn't work, just spend a transfer ticket , come out directly."
Lin Huai: "But..."
"Even if it's the system, it can't stop me from spreading dog food." Chu Tianshu put his arms around Lin Huai's shoulders, "I'm already in, but it can still drive me out?"
Lin Huai: ...
"What about you?" Lin Huai looked at the invitation letter in Chu Tianshu's hand, "Speaking of... your invitation letter is also from these few days?"
He leaned over to look, and saw the words "Rose Gathering" written on the letter paper belonging to Chu Tianshu.
"Rose rally?"
Lin Huai wanted to take a closer look, but Chu Tianshu quickly folded the letter paper, as if he was afraid that he would see the contents on it.
Lin Huai:
"It's nothing to look at, it's just something to play tricks on." Chu Tianshu nonchalantly opened his coat, stuffed the letter paper into his inner pocket, and put on his coat again, "Let's go, go to sleep. "
Lin Huai:
The more Chu Tianshu pretended to be nonchalant, the more Lin Huai realized that he wanted to hide the essence of the letter. He sat on the sofa and looked up at Chu Tianshu. The latter scratched his hair, yawned, and stretched again: "I'm a little tired, let's go to bed first..."
Lin Huai: "Tsk."
He became more and more sure that the other party's attitude was extremely ghostly: "Is there anything strange about this?"
Chu Tianshu: "It's nothing, why do you think so much?"
Lin Huai stood up. Chu Tianshu looked at him vigilantly: "You have to—"
Lin Huai walked towards him step by step, Chu Tianshu protected his zipper: "You—"
The next moment, his eyes widened.
Soft lips pressed against his face. Lin Huai raised her head and gave him a kiss.
Chu Tianshu: "You..."
The black-haired young man moved to the corner of his lips, lowered his eyes, panted slightly, and his face was like a peach blossom.
"I..." he whispered, "I want to..."
Chu Tianshu: ...
Lin Huai hadn't taken the initiative like this for a long time. In the face of beauty, Chu Tianshu was caught off guard for a while.
He heard Lin Huai laugh softly, and his hand went in along his waist.
Then…
"I want your letter." Lin Huai took out the invitation letter from his inner pocket, raised his eyebrows at him, "Idiot."
As he spoke, he wiped the corner of Chu Tianshu's mouth with his fingers, and happily ran away with the letter.
Chu Tianshu: "..."
Lin Huai was a little surprised that Chu Tianshu didn't catch up to grab the letter. He ran into the bedroom, locked the door, happily unfolded the invitation letter and began to read.
After finishing the reading, Lin Huai couldn't help it, and the corners of his mouth rose wildly.
"What, so I want women's clothing..." He crossed his legs, hooked his toes, and his eyes gleamed with joy, "Interesting, I want to see it. Hmm... I have to find a way to let him take me go in."
He smiled gloatingly, and the appearance of the other party in women's clothing had already appeared in his mind.
There was always silence outside the door. Lin Huai folded the letter paper again, clapped her hands, a little confused.
"Why can't you find a way to open the lock and come in to find me? Are you really angry?" He said to himself, "Did you play too much this time?"
Chu Tianshu has always had a good temper, and Lin Huai has never had any scruples in front of him. But when he walked to the living room, Chu Tianshu sat on the sofa with his back to him.
Lin Huai: ...
"Old Chu?" He called him.
Chu Tianshu: ...
"Brother Chu?"
Chu Tianshu: ...
It was night at this moment, the curtains in the living room were drawn, and only a small light was turned on. Chu Tianshu turned his back to him and never looked back. Under the light, his back was actually a bit eerie.
Lin Huai: ...
"Are you really angry?" He said to himself, "Brother Chu?"
Chu Tianshu: ...
He made up his mind not to speak as if he was dead. Lin Huai looked at his back, feeling a little guilty.
"That...Brother Chu." He touched his nose, "Actually, tsk, women's clothing is not a big deal. Try it once in a while, it's good for your body and mind, don't you think?"
As he spoke, he approached the figure step by step, hooked his shoulder with one hand, and said with a smile, "I'll return the letter to you? Don't..."
He wanted to go around and sit on the opponent's lap - it stands to reason that Chu Tianshu would hug him subconsciously, and this is the best chance to seek peace.
However, when he saw the face of "Chu Tianshu" clearly, he went "???".
This is clearly a... wearing Chu Tianshu's clothes and a wig...
puppet?
At the same time, a patch of red fell from the sky, overwhelming him.
"Woo... woo woo!"
"That's what you said." A sullen voice sounded behind him, "Is it good for you to dress up as a woman once in a while?"
Lin Huai: ...
"Flirt and run, huh? I'm getting more and more daring to play, huh?" The person behind abruptly wrapped his face in the red cloth that looked like a long skirt, and wrapped his face in the "...?...!... !!!" He hugged him in a state, "You tonight..."
"Wait and cry."
the next day.
"It's not fair." Lin Huai said in a hoarse voice, "If you pay, you should be rewarded. I have already paid such a high price..."
He crawled over and said, "I want to follow you into the copy."
Chu Tianshu pressed him on her body, Lin Huai raised her head: "You are only allowed to enter my copy, and I am not allowed to enter your copy? We are all lovers, how can you be so selfish?"
"Speak less if your voice is hoarse." Chu Tianshu resolutely said, "No!"
Lin Huai: ...
Pointing at himself, he said sadly, "I want you to pay for my medical expenses."
Chu Tianshu glanced at him: "You asked for it."
Lin Huai: ...
Wearing his tattered clothes, he climbed to the side of the bed, grabbed his phone and started swiping frantically.
His legs were still shaking a little, and this series of movements was not very smooth. The signal in the room was not very good. When he raised his hand to look for the signal, he fell under the bed with a "boom".
Chu Tianshu: ...
He hurriedly crawled over to fish Lin Huai up, touching the wound, Lin Huai let out a "hiss" again. Chu Tianshu asked him: "What are you doing with your mobile phone?"
Lin Huai turned his head, eyes gloomy: "Inquire about the best way to dispose of the corpse."
Chu Tianshu: ...
The two looked at each other, and Lin Huai's eyes could be said to be unrelenting. It took Chu Tianshu a long time to sigh irritably: "Why on earth do you want to follow me?!"
Lin Huaili said bluntly: "Isn't it normal to want to watch my boyfriend play a witch?!"
Chu Tianshu: "Damn it, you still want to shoot??"
He thought for a long time, and continued to refuse: "This is very dangerous."
Lin Huai: "Where is the danger? Are you afraid that I will be straightened by your women's clothing? Tsk, you have so much confidence in yourself?"
Chu Tianshu: ...
In the end, Chu Tianshu agreed to Lin Huai's request. For this request, they each have to pay.
Lin Huai's copy was on December 15th, and Chu Tianshu's copy was on December 17th. As usual, the two of them intend to be like conjoined twins, you follow me, and I follow you.
As usual, they spent a pure night before entering the dungeon. However, the two of them shared the same bed without doing other things. This really deviated from their daily rhythm of life, and it made them a little unaccustomed to it.
But in the end they overcame all this and fell peacefully into sleep.
Early the next morning, Lin Huai was sitting on the sofa, staring at Chu Tianshu's back, and suddenly smiled meaningfully.
Chu Tianshu turned back with two glasses of milk: "Why are you so gloating all of a sudden?"
Lin Huai: "This dungeon will take a full month."
Chu Tianshu: "... so?"
Lin Huai raised an eyebrow at him.
Chu Tianshu: "... Damn, am I the kind of person who doesn't do business and thinks about that all day long?"
As he spoke, he stuffed the cup to the other party, and hit the other party's head hard: "Smelly brother."
Lin Huai smiled meaningfully at him, and hooked his fingers: "Come here."
Chu Tianshu leaned over his ear, and Lin Huai blew into his ear: "I can't wait to see you..."
Chu Tianshu: "You owe again?"
Lin Huai spread his hands: "There are still ten minutes to enter the dungeon, if you are so fast, it's fine."
Chu Tianshu: ...
Lin Huai has always been good at tap dancing on the bottom line of others, and at the same time, he is in a high mood at the moment, which can be called unscrupulous. Before entering the dungeon, he was still mouthing to Chu Tianshu: "Witch, witch, witch, witch—"
Chu Tianshu: ...
Seeing his cold face, Lin Huai was quite happy.
Lin Huai's happiness is quite simple. He always likes to toss others and see their unexpected expressions. Chu Tianshu is seldom angry, always lazy and cheerful (... ), he managed to grasp a handle that can make the opponent 100% change his face, just like a cat that found a ball of wool. Even if he knew that his paws would be entangled by an angry ball of wool, he would scratch hard.
Before entering the dungeon, Chu Tianshu squeezed his palm warningly. Lin Huai made a face at him.
When Lin Huai woke up again, she was already standing outside an intermediary company.
He was wearing a very standard suit shirt and trousers, like a suave insurance master, with a briefcase in his hand.
But what puzzled him was that no matter where he looked, he couldn't find Chu Tianshu.
Lin Huai:
Suddenly, a siren sounded in his mind.
"This dungeon is a single-player dungeon." The cold voice of the system sounded in his mind, "At a time, only one player can exist as a 'person' in the game."
Lin Huai: ...
"Chu Tianshu..." Lin Huai twitched his eyes, "Could it be..."
Before he had time to utter a complete question, Chu Tianshu's voice came from beside him: "Fuck, you are a single physical player, the system is really awesome..."
Lin Huai: ...
He turned his head sideways, and looked at each other with a rather smart and shocked husky.
The author has something to say: System: A single-player dungeon is a single-player dungeon.
There can only be one person at a time, which means... There is also the possibility that Brother Chu will come out and Brother Lin will become a cat (bu)
System: I'll let you guys spread dog food