Shao Wei woke up leisurely, three minutes later.
Before he opened his eyes, he felt something cool on his forehead. There are several people's noisy voices next to my ears: "Hurry up, there are only three minutes left."
Then there was Lin Dangdang's voice: "How can I hurry up, you can go up if you want. Ah, there is a lock here, which one of you got the key?"
"The key... Is the key with you, Lin Huai?"
"Not here."
"Lin Dangdang, did you find the key over there?"
"No, the key should be over there in the principal's office, right? Would you go back and look for it?"
"That's too late… "
"Can you all do it, Lu Jin, come here and break this lock." Lin Dangdang said.
"You'll have to lose money for messing up people!" Lu Jin complained.
"What's wrong with losing money? Playing a haunted house is like chasing a series. Are you willing to see the ending?"
"This so-called ending is the same as the reasoning ending of the classic three-choice one of "Detective ○ South" daily chapter. There is nothing to look forward to. Exclude one option of Mori Kogoro, and leave the one with the most words and bright eyes. It's the ultimate murderer... I can't break it apart, Lin Huai, come on, huh? Everyone is busy, what are you doing there?"
Shao Wei opened his eyes and returned to the world. A few of his remaining teammates were struggling against a fence, while Lin Huai squatted aside, pulling away a pile of grass to reveal the hole hidden in it.
Everyone: ...
Shao Wei rubbed his head, just like the heroine of a romance novel who took the wrong hotel room card and entered the wrong CEO's room, she couldn't remember exactly what happened before she fell into a coma. But fortunately, he is dry all over, presumably he has not lost his virginity in this Jinjiang novel that can be read freely even under the age of eighteen. He hoarsely asked everyone: "What are you doing now?"
Everyone was staring at the dog hole in silence. Seeing Shao Wei woke up, Lu Jin waved to him: "Shao Wei, come here, I'll show you something good."
"What good stuff?"
As soon as he walked over, he was pressed against the wall by several people. Shao Wei suddenly panicked, thinking that after waking up, his channel had been moved to Haitang. He yelled, "What are you going to do!"
Lu Jin said, "The door for people to come in and out is locked."
Tan Xiruo said: "The hole is wide open for dogs to crawl through."
Lin Dangdang said: "A voice shouted:"
Lin Huai rolled up the diary in his hand into a trumpet shape, and put it near his mouth: "Climb out! Freedom for you!"
"Ah!" Shao Wei understood their intentions and screamed, "I yearn for freedom! But I also know very well that a human body cannot crawl out of a dog's hole!"
"Cub." Lu Jin earnestly said, "With the diameter of this hole, only you can pass through our entire dormitory..."
"Where is Lin Huai! Lin Huai's waist is thinner than mine, why not him!"
"Isn't this an opportunity for you to show yourself in front of girls?" Tan Xiruo pushed his glasses.
Under the persuasion of everyone, Shao Wei, who had just woken up, crouched down and crawled out along the entrance of the cave with the hope of the whole village.
While climbing, he said: "When I get back, you guys want to treat me to a spicy hotpot..."
Halfway through the speech, his face became stiff.
Stuck... Stuck!
Ass... stuck!
In this embarrassing scene, he suppresses the trembling of his facial muscles, trying to pretend that he is not stuck but thinking. Over there, Lu Jin made a voice: "Shao Wei, what are you doing, why are you not moving?"
Shao Wei said, "I'm looking for it."
"what are you looking for?"
This, this embarrassing situation, in front of my roommate, in front of the girl I like... No, how can I say that I am stuck
Shao Wei's brain took out the high-speed operation ability of endorsing overnight the day before the high math test, and began to look for a reason. Tan Xiruo's devilish voice sounded from above his head: "It must be stuck."
"No! It's not stuck!" Shao Wei screamed, "It's just that when walking on the road of life, a little blockage happened..."
"It's really stuck." Lu Jin squatted down, tried to push his buttocks, and found that Shao Wei was completely stuck, "It's not so much that something happened on the road of life. Blockage, it is better to say that the whole person is stuck..."
"No, it's not stuck." Shao Wei said while trying to keep throwing forward. But his body turned out to be contrary to expectations, and was stuck in the hole more tightly. While plunging forward in a push-up position, he said to the people behind: "Come and help!"
"...Speaking of which, this kind of picture really makes people feel terrible..." Tan Xiruo squatted down and illuminated with a portable lamp, "Zhu Xiao, hold the portable lamp."
As he said that, he put the lantern in Zhu Xiao's hand, and with an expressionless face of experimenting, he used thrust to resist resistance and helped Shao Wei.
Shao Wei said: "I feel a little loose! Please try harder!"
Looking at the confusing scene in front of him, Lu Jin clenched his teeth, finally closed his eyes, and joined the battle with a voice of "jojo! I'm no longer a human being!"
Standing aside, Lin Huai looked at the daily picture of this youthful male college student, his eyes were rare, revealing a bit of confusion at what to do.
"Lin Huai..." Zhu Xiao asked him, "Aren't you going to join?"
Lin Huai: ... I think it is more convenient to tear down the wall.
"Well, I'm sorry to bother you." A staff member with burnt makeup appeared from behind, "It's time, uh..."
She looked at the scene where Shao Weika was stuck in the cave with his buttocks facing out, and several other people were pushing his buttocks one by one like seven men crossing the river with a mineral water bottle, showing an awkward yet polite smile.
"No!" Shao Wei's muffled voice came from the other side of the wall, "Listen to me, we, we didn't do anything..."
What the staff wanted to say, in the end, they could only express their understanding in good faith.
"Young people are full of blood." She said, "Hehe, I understand."
Ten minutes later, Shao Wei was finally rescued from the cave entrance.
The news that "someone is stuck in the hole of the haunted house" spread like wildfire, causing people queuing outside to discuss it. The manager of the haunted house also came here admiringly after hearing the words. While issuing discount cards to everyone, he apologized for the poor facilities of the haunted house. All the staff stood aside with a look of unbearable laughter. Shao Wei looked at them, thinking desperately, maybe in a few days, he would report on Zhihu's "What kind of slapstick operations have you seen in a haunted house".
Over there, Tan Xiruo was reviewing the game with the manager, and he asked, "Where is the key to the last level?"
The manager said: "You don't need a key. The lock has a small mechanism, and it opens with a light touch."
Everyone: ...
Seeing that the faces of the people became more and more miserable. The manager asked again: "Are you students from the nearby S University? Judging by your appearance, you must be college students."
"Yeah, we..."
Tan Xiruo kicked Lu Jin, pushed his glasses, and said calmly, "No, we are from F University."
Here, Lin Huai bought two bottles of Assam, and put one on Shao Wei's face to comfort him.
"Wrong, I was really wrong." Shao Wei's eyes were empty, "I shouldn't have come to this haunted house from the beginning. If I didn't come to this haunted house, my body wouldn't be stuck. If my body didn't Stuck, I will not fall into such a sad place, if I don't fall into this sad place... "
He holds the milk tea and starts 1551. Sitting next to him, Lin Huai said to him seriously: "At least you have shown inhuman courage and sense of responsibility."
Shao Wei: "... Are there any sand sculptures?"
"No matter what kind of adversity we are in, even if it is twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the big homework ddl has not been written until nine o'clock, but we still have to hold the computer with our heads held high and walk on. This is the so-called courage of a man." Lin Huai said.
"Have you watched any messed-up TV series recently..."
Talking like this, Shao Wei tried to unscrew Assam. As soon as he unscrewed the bottle cap, a shadow covered the top of his head.
Standing in front of him was Lin Dangdang.
Lin Dangdang looked at him in the setting sun, his eyes sparkled as if they were about to shine. "Thank you for helping me find my lipstick," she said.
There seemed to be pink bubbles dancing around her, Lin Huai walked away knowingly, not to be a light bulb. After walking away, he still heard the conversation between the two.
"No, you're welcome. I'm really, really ashamed in front of you today."
"That's cute too, haha."
"You, do you like TFboys? I have many high-definition pictures of Wang Junkai, you can add me on qq, and I will send them to you..."
"OK."
"Dang, you are so kind..."
"We are all sisters, so don't be so polite."
After Lin Huai walked out a few steps, he was stopped by a person.
It was a young man in his early twenties, with outstanding appearance and cold temperament. He stared at Lin Huai, pursed his lips and said nothing, looking as if he wanted to seek revenge.
Lin Huai asked him tentatively: "You...do you have anything to do with me?"
The young man still didn't speak. He took out his mobile phone and called up a QR code.
"Jiawokoukou." He said coldly.
Lin Huai asked him: "Add QQ to see Wang Junkai's photos?"
Chen Shu: ...
After a lot of conversations with guessing chickens and ducks, the two sides finally reached a preliminary agreement.
Chen Shu told Lin Huai that he is the chief designer of the midnight zone of this amusement park and is currently developing several new horror projects. It's just that he lacks inspiration now, so I hope Lin Huai can join his team and provide him with some opinions or suggestions. As for the salary issue, it is also very negotiable.
Lin Huai left Chen Shu's WeChat account, but did not agree to his request for a part-time job - the reason is simple, June is approaching, and even a hundred-year-old ghost cannot escape the catastrophe twice a year - the final exam.
The final exam is something more terrifying than Sadako + Kayako. It has unlimited combat power, has both group attack and single-target damage skills, has a high burst rate, and has good continuous performance, which makes people die and come back to life.
While Lin Huai was staying in the library, trying to understand the great ideas of Marx and Engels in a weekend, a text message was sent to his mobile phone.
It's a new express delivery, SF Express.
There was no sender's name on the courier, so Lin Huai took it back to the dormitory and opened it.
"Still worried about academic performance? If the child is disobedient, most of them are useless. Minghua Middle School will meet all your supplementary tuition needs! It will open on June 1, so hurry up if you want to go."
On the black notice, bright red fonts flow down like life.
Lin Huai looked at the notice and frowned.
Over there, Shao Wei was having a sweet chat with Lin Dangdang on WeChat. Lu Jin looked at Lin Huai and asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Lin Huai pondered for a long time, and finally spoke.
"June 2nd, isn't it a test of mechanics of materials?"
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