The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

Chapter 264: La la la

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Lin Huai is a person who does what he says, not only does what he says, but also has the power to act.

He first arrived on the second floor and confirmed the location of his girlfriend in 702. As expected by Chu Tianshu, she really stayed in 201.

The door of Room 201 was open, and a woman was sitting in the small living room with her long hair hanging down.

Lin Huai listened to her words for a while, and quickly confirmed that the woman was recalling the past, and the time progress was probably the first confession from the other party to her.

"She looks like she's going to talk for a long time. Taking this opportunity, I can have a preliminary consideration of my battle plan."

Lin Huai sat at the door of the power distribution room, pinching his chin with his fingers. Chu Tianshu put his head on his bent thigh, facing him: "... I think the plan of beating someone needs to be reconsidered."

"Yes," Lin Huai said, "There are too many uncertainties in it, just in case..."

"What if I accidentally hit her too hard and beat her to death?" Lin Huai was thinking, "Tsk, this point also needs to be included in the error analysis of the plan... Umm, don't push me!"

The black and white husky hugged Lin Huai's face for a while, and Lin Huai struggled to get it off his body. He held the other party's neck with both hands, letting it lie on his body, as if holding a large plush doll.

The door of the power distribution room was cold, but my arms were warm. Lin Huai put his chin on Chu Tianshu's head and yawned lazily.

The voice in 201 is still going on.

"He was not like this before, it was that woman... After she came out, everything changed..."

"Who does she think she is?! In middle school, everyone liked her. She was the school belle Bai Yue, and I had to be little Bai Yue. After finally getting to college...she was still so high above her, as if I had picked up a man she didn't want. of… "

"...hey, you don't really..."

The sound in room 201 became quieter. Lin Huai held Chu Tianshu in his arms, and pushed open the door behind "Room 202".

The little girl in the living room was taken aback: "You two..."

Lin Huai hugged the dog and said "shh" to her.

The door was closed, and at the same time, the sound of the door being closed came from the door of 201.

Little girl: "You are..."

"We are investigating a big secret." Lin Huai said.

He closed his eyes, put down Chu Tianshu, and projected himself onto the cat lying in Room 201.

Everything in front of him suddenly became taller, he blinked, and finally opened it again, and realized that he was beside a fabric sofa.

Beside him are two women's legs.

... Before eavesdropping on the secret, Lin Huai frowned and moved himself aside.

The original coldness in room 202 was gradually replaced by warmth. Lin Huai yawned like a cat, and heard the voices of two people above her head.

"...you're crazy!!" The 201 woman said in shock and fear, "You really bought this... are you crazy?!"

"My family owns a chemical factory, so there are plenty of such things..."

"You, you are breaking the law!"

"I don't really mess with her!" 702 said arrogantly, "I'll use it to scare her and force her to leave..."

"You are not afraid that she will call the police..."

"What to report?! Does she have evidence? And my dad..."

The two were still communicating, and Lin Huai was lying on the floor, resting her chin with one paw.

"Yawn..." he yawned furryly.

If the two "people" lower their heads at this time, they will find that the cat's face has an expression similar to that of humans squinting their eyes.

At the moment when she heard the woman's plan, Lin Huai couldn't help but have such a picture in her mind.

'My dagger is a poisoned dagger. ’ The assassin holding the dagger sneered, licking the blade with his tongue, ‘You guys…’

"Kill one thousand enemies, and self-damage eight hundred... This kind of mysterious thinking..." Lin Huai's mouth twitched.

But he thought about it again, and felt that the woman at least didn't do the behavior of "leave my boyfriend or I will broadcast the coordinates of the earth to the Trisolaran system". After thinking about it, there is some small comfort.

The two women talked again in low voices. Lin Huai just wanted to evacuate, but his keen sense of smell made him smell a strange smell.

"What's the smell?"

It took less than a second for Lin Huai to realize that the smell was actually...

Burnt smell!

Smells like something was burnt

Could it be... a fire broke out

So fast

Lin Huai was puzzled, but at this moment, the two people above his head said "ah".

"Did you smell a... burnt smell?" The 702 woman asked doubtfully.

"Oh!" The 201 woman screamed.

Lin Huai:

He saw the woman stand up and run towards him in a panic.

Lin Huai:?

"Damn... Has the lurking been discovered?" Lin Huai shrank back vigilantly, "Since we have obtained enough information, let's evacuate for now..."

He closed his eyes, and at the same time his body was lifted into the air. With the withdrawal of consciousness, he heard the voice of woman 201: "How many times have I told you not to lie down next to the heater to keep warm, is your hair scorched again?"

Lin Huai: ...

It was already late at night when he returned to the property management room.

From the surveillance video, the 702 woman mysteriously brought in a small box from the outside this afternoon. Lin Huai knew what was inside without looking.

He looked at the 7th floor with his chin in his hand and quarreled for a while, and finally the man and woman reconciled temporarily again.

... The 7th floor was still peaceful, Chu Tianshu sneaked in secretly, and replaced the can of sulfuric acid that was placed under the bed with some kind of liquid with similar morphological characteristics when the two of them went out, temporarily solving the crisis on the 7th floor.

Lin Huai really had a headache.

"I'm really not good at dealing with goofy dramas." Lin Huai held his chin and made an impatient voice again, "Damn it, why can't the residents be killed... Speaking of which, the toys in the bathtub in 502 are about to rot, it's time It's time to get her a new one..."

He was lying on the property management table, with a bunch of burnt hair on his head. The surveillance video shows the scene on the fifth floor.

"I'm in good shape recently," Chu Tianshu, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, came out of 501, "I will keep it up in the future... But, I think you were a little absent-minded just now, is there something on your mind?"

"this… "

Man 501 struggled for a long time, and finally he stuttered to express his affection for woman 502: "...Recently, she has basically never called her boyfriend or brought him back. I suspect that they have broken up, so …”

After all, he sighed again: "Oh, but I..."

In the video, Chu Tianshu patted him on the shoulder encouragingly: "Don't worry, you can do it."

"But I..." the man in the baseball cap hesitated for a long time and said, "How should I strike up a conversation?"

Chu Tianshu thought for a while: "Start with common hobbies?"

Man in baseball cap: "A common hobby?"

Chu Tianshu: "For example, women's clothing, isn't there a lot of women's clothing in your room?"

Chu Tianshu waved his hands away, hiding his achievements and fame. That same night, the man in the baseball cap finally hesitantly extended an invitation to the woman in the blue sweater.

"You... Actually, I've been paying attention to you all the time. Do you want to come and see my house? Ah, no, I have no other intentions!" Seeing the expression of the woman in the blue sweater, the man in the baseball cap panicked, "I like women's clothes very much. You also like women's clothing, right? Let's share our interest in women's clothing!"

Blue Sweater Woman: …

"Yes." After twisting her expression for a while, the woman in the blue sweater smiled sweetly, "I'm also very interested in your women's clothing."

Seeing that the chicken and the duck talked about a male ghost and a female ghost entering 501 together, Lin Huai in front of the surveillance camera covered her forehead.

The crisis at 502 ended when the woman in the blue sweater carried a black garbage bag and went out the next day. When passing the property management room, Lin Huai asked her why she was so happy.

The blue sweater girl smiled sweetly: "Because... I found a new toy."

Lin Huai: ...

Later, looking at the man in a baseball cap wearing a fiery red cheongsam in the surveillance camera without any surprise, he finally received the cracking information from room 502.

"You have deciphered the ghost story: 502, the unclean self"

"He said she wasn't a virgin."

"He said she wasn't clean."

"Taste, taste... taste everywhere..."

"Her body, my hair, my clothes... all smell of uncleanness, the smell of tears..."

"She washed herself with soap, soap, body wash. Her skin was broken and white, and her body was bruised. However..."

"She still feels dirty."

"'Where the hell am I? Why does my boyfriend call me dirty?'"

"'My body is dirty...if it can't be washed outside, then...'"

"'From the inside out, soak yourself clean?'"

"She was in a bathtub filled with formalin, smelling the ubiquitous smell, and closed her eyes."

"In the closet, on the sofa, on the bed...everywhere she passed by seemed to have a strange smell?"

"It smells like formalin."

"... Where does the smell come from?"

"Ah... I remembered..."

"This clean smell... comes from myself."

The strange talk in Room 502 came to an end. There are only less than ten days left before the dungeon is cracked.

Recently, observing the Shura Field on the 7th floor has become one of Lin Huai's side projects.

Seeing the 702 men and women quarreling and breaking up, Lin Huai finally put his head on the table in pain.

"... Is there any way for them to break up directly once and for all?" Lin Huai dragged her chin and said speechlessly, "...is there nothing... as long as you are a couple, you can't bear it?"

Chu Tianshu thought for a while and said, "There is a way."

"what?"

"That girl is going to leave home again tonight and go to the second floor. When she returns to her room in the morning, I will knock her boyfriend unconscious, take off her clothes and lie on the bed with him." Chu Tianshu said sincerely, "Yes I can't bear it personally. If you don't break up, I will have your last name."

Lin Huai: ...