Nakatani Yu is an ordinary entertainment blogger. As an Internet worker who barely survives in a small apartment by eating instant noodles, his biggest dream in life is to receive various orders for meals. It's a pity that today's entertainment bloggers on the Internet are like crucian carp in the river. Nakatani Yu doesn't have a surplus of emoticons, doesn't have a clear non-male duck voice, and doesn't master the operation of changing voices in several languages, and he doesn't have a value worth seeing... Therefore , Not only did he fail to get enough food, but his living standard quickly changed from instant noodles in buckets in supermarkets, to instant noodles in bags, to dried noodles that he only dared to buy when the wholesale market was on sale.
However, just half a month ago, his life got a turning point.
The turning point in his life came from a self-made movie that happened to be found on Youtube. The self-made movie was made by a few good students, with the purpose of disguising themselves as ghosts to punish the scumbag responsible for filming the video. After seeing this special shooting method, Nakatani Yu became excited on the spot.
This shooting method, this story process, is too sandy! This is absolutely the best time for him to make a fortune!
Yu Nakatani spent three days and three nights without sleep to edit the ten-minute commentary video and complaint video for this film.
"This little self-made movie is too shabby! The playful scumbag was scared to pee his pants by the female ghost, and the truth is—"
He uploaded this video as fast as possible. During this period, he even cut off the phone calls of several girlfriends for this, and after everything was over, he became a glorious tauren.
Despite paying the price of love, Nakatani finally proved his "Tao". The video he uploaded exploded at a speed he didn't expect. Seeing the number of clicks rising steadily, Nakatani Yu rushed to work all night to produce a large number of detailed commentary, detailed complaints, ghosts, emoticons and even classic quotations of movies. Of course, these are inseparable from Xiao Lin Huai, the center of all his creations.
Nakatani Yu keenly found that creating stalks and making complaints about a single person is the most suitable solution to attract heat and continue to promote. What's more, he has just been turned into a tauren by his girlfriend, and he has an extraordinary jealousy towards all handsome men, and Xiao Linhuai is a scumbag... He has no guilt about this, and is even more jealous. Excited. Facing Xiao Linhuai's face all day long, he has evolved to an almost perverted level. No one is more familiar with Xiao Lin Huai's face than him, and no one is more familiar with Xiao Lin Huai's figure than him. He firmly believed that even if Lin Huai just passed him on the street, he would recognize Xiao Lin Huai's face immediately.
In a sense, Nakatani Yu was the first person to push the social death of Kobayashi Huai to the public. That is the so-called root of all evil. In order to speed up the spread of memes, he even deliberately added some facts to make his story more exciting, and labeled all those who felt that the whole people's memes were too much as "fan circles" and "can't take a joke".
Yu Nakatani finished a bowl of takeaway ramen that did not forget his original intention, and continued his editing process. Now he pays more attention to Xiao Linhuai's news than anyone else, and saw the news on a certain website that a supernatural adventure program group intends to invite Xiao Linhuai to conduct a live broadcast expedition to a terrifying location.
One of the alternative horror locations included a little-known temple. Nakatani Yu glanced at the name of the temple, and had another plan in mind.
"God has blessed you with such a good fortune recently!" He thought, "In this case, why not take this opportunity to find a temple to worship, thank God, and pray for better fortune... As the saying goes Well, I went to the temple not to ask for money, but to get rid of disasters!"
Thinking of this, he happily opened a bottle of Feizhai Happy Water, and found a live broadcast website to browse the content at will. He was drinking fat house water, humming a song and looking at the beauties, when a new live broadcast room with no people came into his eyes.
"The man in the purple suit robbed the underworld's pawnshop cash transport van and was rounded up by a large number of underworld vehicles... What kind of extreme movie do you think you are!" Nakatani Yu complained while drinking happy water, even though he said so, his body was still very honest. Opened the live broadcast room that no one watched. It is said that the anchor lived in a building directly opposite the escape path of the man in the purple suit, so he took this meaningful scene.
In the picture, an armored vehicle was driving in a "Z" shape on the road, drifting left and right, and a dozen black cars followed him, roaring and chasing him. It's hard to imagine how a cash transport truck can drive at such a speed. The people behind were so angry that they even drew their guns.
"It's not good to rob anyone's money, but I want to rob the money of the underworld." Zhong Guyou complained.
At this moment, he saw that the driver's window of the armored vehicle was smashed—what shocked him even more was that, judging from the video, the armored vehicle was actually smashed from the inside!
"Fuck, there are undercover agents in this car?" Nakatani Yu was shocked.
What shocked him even more was that a head actually protruded from the driver's seat in this environment-it seemed that this head could only belong to the robber. The clarity of the video images is limited, and most people cannot see the criminal's face clearly. However, Nakatani Yu spewed out all his Coke at that moment.
If you have been staring at a man’s face day and night for half a month, only looking at his face, observing every detail of him, only thinking about his face, dreaming about his face...
You'll also recognize the face instantly.
"I don't know, isn't this Xiaolin Huai!!" At that moment, Nakatani Yu felt a sense of shattering the world line, "How could he be in the robber's car... No, why is he a robber!"
But he soon realized that his shock was premature. Xiao Linhuai stretched out his head, with his handsome peach eyes, as if he wanted to say something to the people behind him... The gangsters who were chasing behind were all excited when they saw the opponent's head sticking out. Although their boss strictly ordered to stop shooting, but.
A bullet pierced through the air and shot straight through Xiao Linhuai's forehead.
"Bang!"
Nakatani Yu heard the sound of the soda can in his hand falling to the ground. But he didn't have the energy to watch this scene anymore. At that moment, he was completely frightened and stupid, and there was only one thought echoing in his head at that moment.
Xiaolin Huai... is dead
... was killed for robbing a pawn shop
... Was he the one who forced him to this dead end
… Did he kill him
Coke flowed into the power strip on the ground at that moment. The plug board made a "stab" sound because of the water entering, and the whole monitor went black at this moment.
From that moment on, Nakatani Yu petrified in front of the computer, and it wasn't until ten minutes later that he collapsed on the chair.
"I must be crazy... Otherwise, the world is crazy..."
He clearly saw the last scene on the monitor, which was the handsome head belonging to Xiao Lin Huai. After being shot in the forehead, he shook his bleeding head...
And give the people behind a middle finger!
... After a whole day of collapse, Yu Nakatani finally came up with the answer.
"I must be crazy!" He said with great certainty, "How can someone be shot in the head and just give them the middle finger in a good temper! If it were me, I would definitely yell!"
—Through his remarks, it can be seen that he is really crazy. …
The robbery that took place in the city center has not been fermented for a while because of the unique nature of the robbed person being a gangster. But at least one rumor spread among the crowd at an extremely fast speed—
Someone swears that he saw Xiao Lin Huai's death.
Lin Huai sat on the edge of the bed. He has now snatched 500,000 yuan from the underworld, and temporarily put the money in his parcel. Only one thing gave him a little headache.
It's the bullet hole in the top of his head.
When Chu Tianshu came back from the downstairs reception, he saw that Lin Huai was still thinking about the brain hole on his forehead. He "..." for a while, and said, "Xiao Linzi, you really don't intend to fix this brain hole?"
"No, I still have things to accomplish. I want to keep it scary, so that those who dare to spread my video will feel the horror of being dominated by people who crawled out of the TV." Lin Huai looked into the mirror Go, "You said that if you pull this aside a little, will it look more scary?"
Chu Tianshu said: "...Then what should you do when you go out? You can see that your hairline is bald and your bangs are not enough to support you to completely cover it with your hair..."
Lin Huai: ...
Looking at Lin Huai's kind smile, Chu Tianshu raised his hand and said, "Well, actually, I bought you a very useful thing that can usually cover your forehead..."
"You bought... what is this??"
"The forehead belt of the Fire ○ Ninja." Chu Tianshu said, "It's just enough to cover it up, and you can even play cosplay..."
Lin Huai: ...
Lin Huai was found by Chu Tianshu after throwing off the pursuit and leaving the car with the money. At that time, he was running to a deserted building to show his skills to the remaining pursuers, and then...
He was taken away by a helicopter that suddenly appeared.
That's right, I don't know what trick Chu Tianshu used to follow him into this so-called punishment dungeon. After that, he was taken to a hotel by Chu Tianshu, and stayed there temporarily while being wanted. Although Lin Huai suggested earnestly that he didn't need to be so worried about the hotel, he could just lie down in the funeral parlor. It is quiet and has many friends, Lin Huaichao likes to be there.
The result was rejected.
Chu Tianshu bought two cups of pearl milk tea and brought them up, and the two of them had tons of fun together. After tons of tons, Lin Huai crossed his legs and used his laptop to look up the content. Chu Tianshu asked him: "What are you doing?"
Lin Huai: "Find the Avengers list."
As he said that, he first added the name "Zhonggu Yu" to the list, and then checked them one by one, and by the way, ordered Chu Tianshu to delete all the original movies on the Internet.
Chu Tian opened the notebook happily, and faithfully carried out Lin Huai's task, and asked him by the way: "What's next?"
"Copy them into a video tape." Lin Huai said sadly, "Send a copy to each person on the list. I will go to them within three days after they see the video tape, hehehe."
As he spoke, Lin Huai's face suddenly became a little ugly. Chu Tianshu asked him: "What's wrong?"
Lin Huai: "...the system refuses to recognize the half a million I robbed."
Chu Tianshu: ...
"But it doesn't matter." Lin Huai said, "I have another way."