"Help...Help!! Let me go!!"
The boss screamed and was dragged into the small dark room by Lin Huai. Before that, he was still holding five contracts, and grinned at the other four ghosts: "Don't think that you can escape my palm by becoming a ghost! Let me tell you, the contract is here, and none of you can do it before the contract expires." Don’t even think about running away, even if you become a ghost, you still have to work for me!!”
The four ghosts howled angrily, but none of them could do anything to the boss. The boss was complacent, but was caught by Lin Huai, and ended up in his current fate.
"Fuck, I beg you, uncle, uncle Lin." The boss cried bitterly, "I beg you to resign, and I will pay the liquidated damages. After that, you can stay freely in Westwood District and spend the remainder In the next three weeks, you will be able to complete this task and leave smoothly!"
Lin Huai laughed softly. He squatted down, his folded legs were very slender, matched with that beautiful and slightly gloomy face, it actually made the boss tremble a bit.
Then, he smiled and stretched out two fingers, flicking the boss's forehead.
"Who was the person who wanted me to die at the express station? Who was the person who told me not to resign? Now I have changed my mind-how can you deprive me of my right to work? How can you desecrate my work? glory?" Lin Huai said, "Don't worry, I won't resign even if I die!!"
boss:…
Lin Huai successfully defended his right not to be fired as a worker, but he encountered the Waterloo of his life the next day.
Sunday is here.
After two unsuccessful requests to the boss for overtime, Lin Huai finally sighed and accepted that he had no work for a day. The other four employee ghosts learned how to fish without a teacher, and even discovered the legendary underworld forum. When the word "courier" appeared in front of the four people in the forum, they couldn't help but glance at Lin Huai.
Perhaps it was because Lin Huai beat up the boss who killed them, and Lin Huai's prestige among them was unprecedentedly high. When seeing these posts, the three courier ghosts felt a little elated.
"Brother Lin, don't worry!" The girl who adapted the fastest was Xiao Liu. She pushed her glasses and said, "We will definitely protect your reputation on the Internet!"
The frustrated man and the fat man also nodded. The thin man was on the side because he had an old grudge with Lin Huai, so he was not willing to participate in their discussion for the time being. The fat man insulted: "Damn it, they actually shared their experience of scaring us on the forum. Brother Lin, you finally gave us a sigh of relief!"
The dejected man also nodded: "These ghosts are too double-standard, they are only allowed to scare us, why shouldn't we be allowed to scare them?"
Lin Huai was not interested in their anger. It's just that when he was about to walk away, he heard Xiao Liu say again: "I found out about this forum yesterday, and I fought with Brother Lin's concave fans in it all night..."
Lin Huai: ...
Lin Huaixu left the courier station again with his eyes closed. At the entrance of the alley, Chu Tianshu used his skills to drag a private car out to pick him up. Seeing Lin Huai coming, Chu Tianshu whistled: "Yo."
Lin Huai: "Yo."
He got in the car and turned on the radio. It was the news channel on the radio station, and the hostess said in an intellectual voice: "Recently, the fact that more than half of the peach trees in Bijiang Park were uprooted overnight and disappeared overnight has aroused widespread concern in the society. Also because…”
Lin Huai smiled.
"...the kidnapping of many couples by a woman in red happened a few days ago, and the general public dare not approach them."
Lin Huai: ...
"Not only did they not thank me, but they also treated me as a villain." Lin Huai said regretfully.
Chu Tianshu reached out and rubbed his cat's head.
The two were driving on the road. Lin Huai looked at the busy world and the hideous ghost in the red private car passing by next door. He immediately dispelled the regret just now and showed a joyful smile.
He also made a face at the ghost in the co-pilot. After Lin Huai looked over, the ghost shrank silently.
"Hey, go and press the manhole cover in front." Lin Huai pointed to the manhole cover on the road and said, "A white ghost hand sticks out from inside. Other humans can't see it, but I can see it."
Chu Tianshu twitched the corner of his mouth, but did not agree to Lin Huai's request. Lin Huai sat in the co-pilot comfortably, and said with emotion: "This world is so exciting, there are surprises everywhere. Where are you taking me?"
Chu Tianshu moved the dog's head: "You guess?"
Lin Huai thought for a moment and said, "Funeral home? Mortuary? Crematorium?"
Chu Tianshu: ...
"Stop thinking about those horrible things!" Chu Tianshu screamed, "Do you know that there is an amusement park in Ximu District? It has shopping malls, restaurants, and movie theaters. Let's go there today."
Chu Tianshu quickly described his arrangement to Lin Huai in the car.
After they arrive in the morning, they will watch a movie first, and then have dinner in the revolving restaurant. In the afternoon, they will visit the aquarium and play games. In the evening, they will...
"Take the Ferris wheel??" Lin Huai twitched his eyes and said, "Why do you suddenly have a girlish heart?"
Chu Tianshu hummed, but refused to answer him.
Chu Tianshu looked very happy, and Lin Huai inevitably suspected that he had some schemes. However, considering that Chu Tianshu never refused to have any behaviors with him below the neck in the game, Lin Huai couldn't figure out what he wanted to do for a while.
Amusement parks in Westwood are located near wealthy neighborhoods. There are also many waiters in doll costumes distributing balloons in the square in front of the gate. Lin Huai took a fancy to one of the waiters at a glance, he stretched out his hand and walked towards him.
When Chu Tianshu came back from buying the ticket, he saw that the waiter, who was too late to run, handed the two balloons to Lin Huai as if offering an offering, and then took the other balloons and ran away like flying.
"Hi!" He heard Lin Huai shouting to the waiter, "I'm not..."
"Not what?" Chu Tianshu said.
Lin Huai pointed to the balloon in his hand: "The balloons held by that man are basically all floating dead heads, only these two are real balloons without illusion. In the end, he gave these two to me instead, tsk I really don't understand what I mean."
Chu Tianshu: ...
Lin Huai: "It's so cool to walk around the amusement park with people's heads, hee hee."
Lin Huai, who didn't get the head, let go of his hand regretfully, and the two balloons flew into the sky. They entered the amusement park side by side. When entering the arena, Lin Huai felt that Chu Tianshu moved closer to him, so he turned his head and said, "What are you doing?"
Chu Tianshu touched his nose: "Nothing."
Lin Huai looked at Chu Tianshu with increasingly suspicious eyes. He observed Chu Tianshu until they entered the cinema together. Chu Tianshu asked Lin Huai to stay by, and went to buy the ticket by himself.
Chu Tianshu came back with the ticket after a while. The viewing hall where the two finally sat was a lovers hall, and most of the people sitting in it were couples of a man and a woman. Lin Huai and Chu Tianshu sat in the remotest corner, and he looked at Chu Tianshu suspiciously again.
But soon the movie begins.
Twenty minutes into the movie, Lin Huai was already restless. It's not because the movie is ugly, in fact, it's one of the most critically acclaimed romance movies in the world—and Lin Huai happens to be... well.
But the background music of the movie is still very moving. Lin Huai was temporarily brought into the mood of the story after forty minutes. The male and female protagonists in the movie are lingering and sentimental. After falling in love, they are separated, reunited, misunderstood, betrayed, and separated. Couples outside the movie also gradually let out moving cries. Finally, after a lapse of ten years, the hero returns to the town where the heroine lives. Alone, he saw the heroine's grave in the woods outside the city where they first met.
In the sound of passionate music, the hero knelt down in front of the heroine's grave. He opened the inner bag of the clothes that he never opened, took out the photo of the heroine, and put it on his lips for a kiss. The couples in the entire screening hall were very excited and moved to embrace each other... and Chu Tianshu also secretly looked at Lin Huai at this moment.
Lin Huai stared at the movie screen, looking from the side, Lin Huai's eyelashes and hair ends were fluffy. It seems that it is not difficult to grab Lin Huai's chin and give him a long and deep kiss when he is not prepared.
Just as Chu Tianshu was about to make a move, Lin Huai's eyes suddenly lit up!
"what!!!"
The screams echoed in the theater, and the lovers who were still hugging together screamed hysterically—the hero on the big screen was still kneeling in front of the grave, but the grave was split open on the spot, and a female ghost covered in blood Crawled from the grave.
The female ghost first tore apart the male lead, then grinned grinningly and crawled towards the outside of the screen. The entire projection hall was caught in a horrified riot. Seeing that half of the female ghost's body had crawled out of the screen, the lovers fled in all directions. A girl fell to the ground, but her boyfriend, who had sworn each other just now, yelled and ran away alone. And the woman in another couple actually pushed her boyfriend away, ran towards the girl, dragged her up, and kissed her lips vigorously when she reached the wall...
Chu Tianshu, who was trying to sneak a kiss on the lips but was in mid-air: ...
"It's really amazing." Lin Huai sighed with emotion, his eyes sparkling, "This movie is really good, hehehe."
Chu Tianshu: ...
Chu Tianshu stood up silently amid Lin Huai's hearty laughter, picked up his wrench, and smashed the female ghost crawling out of the screen.
After watching the movie, the two went to the revolving restaurant for dinner. As the most advanced restaurant in the entire amusement park, the revolving restaurant has a considerable price. Before starting to eat, Chu Tianshu secretly read the step-by-step explanations he had collected from the straight man forum, and gave the waiter the small cake he had prepared, with a sterilized funny metal badge hidden .
"Finally." Chu Tianshu instructed.
It's just too earthy to shove a ring in. Chu Tianshu thought proudly, he firmly believed that his funny badge could bring different surprises to Lin Huai.
The revolving restaurant is a Western-style restaurant, and the first thing that comes up is two drinks and a salad. While serving the salad, Chu Tianshu thought that maybe Lin Huai would choke, so he hinted: "Xiao Linzi, you have to be careful when you eat today."
Lin Huai:
Lin Huai glanced up at him, then suddenly looked down at Sarah. Chu Tianshu continued to be unpredictable: "Maybe you will eat something..."
He watched Lin Huai pick out a human finger from the salad.
Chu Tianshu: "...something."