JJ Lin (driver): …
"Well, although I'm an npc, I don't have any ability at all." Lin Junjie said with a sad face while being dragged by him, "The system only arranges for me to be responsible for sending people to Jiangcun. It’s my duty. I’m just an ordinary person except I can eat and sleep…”
Lin Huai stopped in her tracks: "It sounds like you still have some life stories?"
Stared at by his benevolent eyes, the driver was sweating all over: "I don't have any life story. Since I was created, I have been an npc responsible for transporting you players from the novice camp to various mission locations... Besides Besides, there is no more life story...”
Lin Huai: "Oh, that is to say, you have no name, no surname, no past, no future, and no feelings?"
The driver said, "Yeah, I told you I can't give you any clues..."
"Then, according to the routine of the novel. I gave you a name, a surname, and let you experience feelings for the first time since you were born. You should fall in love with me." Lin Huai said thoughtfully, "As Realizing the reward of feelings, you should follow me to the copy, protect me, shed tears for me, and give your life for me, just like Chu ○ to Zheng ○ in "Infinite ○ Horror"... "
Driver: "Don't be addicted to other infinite flow novels! I'm really just an ordinary npc! And where did you let me experience feelings?! When did the relationship between us become the kind that will make people feel uncomfortable? It’s a touching relationship that has been misunderstood!”
"Isn't fear also a kind of emotion?" Lin Huai said, pinching the other person's chin, "Do you dare to say that you are not afraid? Speaking of which, I wanted to try this domineering CEO's gesture a long time ago... "
driver:…
"Don't try to escape from me. If you disappear, at least I will find out." Lin Huai patted the other person's face affectionately, "By the way, you really don't have any superpowers except driving?"
The driver shook his head.
"No ability to sense danger?"
The driver shook his head.
"Don't understand the content of the copy?"
The driver nodded.
"Uh... can't fight either?"
The driver nodded.
Lin Huai showed a somewhat distressed expression. The driver looked at the other party's appearance, thinking that his own trash setting had touched the hard-hearted Lin Huai, so he stepped up his mouth and began to explain all his faults, and finally added: "Even the previous cigarette case was ordered by the system. You guys, I don’t know anything about dungeons either... So big brother, please let me go back first, I have to take the second car to the cinema, it’s too late if I don’t go... "
"That's right, there's really no way..."
"Yes, yes, let me go, I'm too late if you don't leave."
"Can't fight, has no intelligence, no superpowers, it seems that this driver can only be used to test drugs, explore roads, and kill at critical moments as food reserves..." Lin Huai looked at the driver with disgust, "Oh, forget it, who Let me spread such a waste."
"You..." The driver was about to cry, "Won't your conscience hurt when you treat me like this?"
Lin Huai said, "You really misunderstood."
"What did you misunderstand?"
"I really don't see you as an NPC... let alone as a human being." Lin Huai smiled, "I have no other purpose in coming to arrest you, I just want to get a prop."
JJ Lin: "... what?"
Lin Huai said: "In this way, you can be responsible for testing the poison of the food first, stepping on the trap first, and being cursed and attacked by ghosts to test the strength..."
driver:…
Lin Huai said: "If it's really impossible, I can still let you sing "Jiangnan"."
Driver: "...but I can't sing, I'm really just an npc..."
Lin Huai: "Then can you sing "Where is Jiangnan Now?"?"
driver:…
"Actually, you don't need to be so troublesome." Lin Huai said softly, "I don't have any special requirements for you. You just need to know how to breathe, test poison, and die."
As he spoke, he touched the other person's head with a smile.
"By the way, since you have already fallen into my hands, don't even try to escape from my grasp." Lin Huai said sadly, "Although a living NPC is more useful, a dead corpse It's not all useless for me... don't try to push the limits of my endurance..."
Driver: "... Do you think you speak human language?!"
Everyone was studying the cigarette case, but when they saw Lin Huai dragging the driver back, they were stunned. Ji Nanquan choked out a sentence for a long time: "...how did you kidnap the npc back?"
Lin Huai said, "I'm not kidnapping, I'm just showing affection and reasoning."
Cheng Xin also questioned: "Why are you dragging him back? Your behavior is simply... almost..."
Zhang Minge looked at them coldly and pushed his glasses.
He didn't seem to care about the behavior of this group of people, but his eyes were fixed on Lin Huai.
Lin Huai rolled his eyes at them, disdainful to argue. Then, he looked around and looked at Chu Tianshu who was watching the fun beside him: "Mengxin, come here."
Chu Tianshu: "What?"
"Look at him for me." Lin Huai pointed at him, "And do you have something like an iron rod to lend me? It's not a wrench...!!! Keep it away from me."
Chu Tianshu looked at Lin Huai who was retreating, took back the wrench, and took out an iron rod: "What do you want this for?"
Lin Huai looked at him suspiciously, and after confirming that the iron rod was not threatening, he raised the iron rod and weighed it, saying, "Go smash the engine of that car."
Chu Tianshu: "Oh okay... What do you think you want to do?"
"Smash the power system of that car." Lin Huai said, "so that the driver would not run out at night and drive away. Alas, a person can only be stimulated to his full potential when he is in a desperate situation..."
As he said that, he turned to the driver, showing a happy expression that everything was under control.
Ruan Tian: "Why do I feel that his expression is so excited..."
Ji Nanquan black line: "So this npc was really kidnapped by you, right?"
"It's not kidnapping, it's collecting props." Lin Huai shook the iron rod in his hand, "If I can't get it, no one else can get it..."
With that said, he walked towards the car waving the iron rod. Chu Tianshu stared at his back and was speechless for a moment. It took him a long time to hand over the driver to Ji Nanquan before Lin Huai hit the first stick, and then took out a set of tool boxes from his backpack to follow.
This chamber Lin Huai was about to throw the first stick, but was stopped by Chu Tianshu. He was puzzled for a moment, blinked and looked at him: "What are you going to do?"
Chu Tianshu held his hand and smiled at him.
"Don't rush to smash it, let me see what things on this car can be removed and used." He said.
With that said, he rolled up his sleeves, took out a toolbox from the void, and began to disassemble it. Lin Huai stood behind him and asked him, "Aren't you pretending to be cute now?"
"Don't hold grudges." Chu Tianshu said, moving the fuel tank out of the car, "We are all good friends who slept together..."
Lin Huai: Roll on.
Just as the two finished destroying the van and were about to dismantle the transmission mechanism, Cheng Xin's voice came from the crowd: "Hurry up, we are going to enter the village."
Chu Tianshu then put the fuel tank and a bunch of parts into his package, and followed Lin Huai who smashed the car back to the team. Ji Nanquan, who was in the team, saw the crazy behavior of the two men, and was almost speechless towards them. He thought for a long time, but couldn't think of a suitable adjective, so he could only say: "You guys are too barbaric!"
And the driver over there also looked daring to speak out. Lin Huai then said to the driver: "Let's go into the village quickly, if it gets dark later, it will be bad if we encounter some wolves, tigers and leopards..."
Cheng Xin nodded and said: "Lin Huai is right, it's almost evening, let's enter the village early to ensure safety..."
Lin Huai went on to say: "...if I accidentally kill a national first-class protected animal, I don't want to break the law in the game. Go, Lin Junjie, you lead the way ahead, ps, if I find you walking around, I promise You will be the first to die."
Everyone: ...
The driver dared not speak up and walked ahead. Cheng Xin and others swarmed up and followed him, asking questions, Lin Huai didn't have room to intervene for a while. Soon, only he and Chu Tianshu were left behind slowly. Seeing this situation, Chu Tianshu poked him with his elbow, gloated and said, "You brought this npc back, and everyone scolded you for being barbaric before, but now everyone is eager to ask questions. "
Lin Huai said: "I have long been used to my kindness being treated like a jackal, alas."
He said this sincerely, just as sincerely as his intention to use the driver to test the drug test agency.
Chu Tianshu put his arms around his shoulders, and said naturally: "Xiao Linzi, let me teach you a way to make them get out of the way voluntarily."
Lin Huai: "What way?"
Chu Tianshu: "Hug the driver, and then roar 'Stay away from my belongings, my Wang Zhili!'."
Lin Huaixu rolled his eyes: "Will they be scared away by me?"
Chu Tianshu shook his head: "No, but they will be overwhelmed by your love for the driver, and they can't help but think that it's because you took a fancy to the driver that you robbed him. It's a story of a domineering player falling in love with an npc."
Lin Huai: ...
Chu Tianshu was so amused by his genius idea, he clutched his stomach and laughed beside Lin Huai, shaking his head back and forth. Standing by the side, Lin Huai was originally looking at him vacantly, but after noticing that everyone had left and only the two of them were left here, he showed a meaningful and gentle smile.
Chu Tianshu smiled and finally felt a cold breath coming from his side. So he lowered his head, raised his head again, and said with a hearty smile: "Let's hurry up and catch up with the team, everyone is leaving..."
As he spoke, he was about to move forward with big strides.
Then, he felt his head go cold.
The iron rod he had originally given to Lin Huai was placed on top of his head at this moment. Even though Lin Huai's expression could not be seen, a drop of cold sweat still fell from the back of Chu Tian's head.
"Is there anything you want to tell me?" He heard Lin Huai's soft voice.
Chu Tianshu shook his head and raised his hands: "Don't be so violent."
"Ok?"
"Well, it's all my fault." He added, "You put the stick down first."
"Ok?"
"It's me who gave you the right to hurt me." He made a heartbroken expression, "I handed you the iron rod with my own hands, but you used it instead to stab my heart..."
Lin Huai: "...don't add scumbags to yourself, thank you."
"Why are you pretending to be new?" Lin Huai smiled, "Why are you pretending that you don't know me before, you..."
Chu Tianshu was silent for a while, and said, "Lin Huai, maybe I just want us to start over like He Baorong and Li Yaohui."
Lin Huai: "Huh?"
"Everything in the past is just passing by." Chu Tianshu looked at the sky, "Don't mention the past, life has been full of ups and downs. Even if the memory can't be erased, love and hatred are still in the bottom of my heart. From today on, forget about my past." Name, treat me as a brand new person... don't call me Lin Pinru again, just call me Chu Shanshan."
Lin Huai: "I told you to get out of the scumbag script."
"From Qin Jiang's going abroad, to urging manuscripts, to staying overnight, to pretending to be cute, you had a lot of fun." Lin Huai smiled meaningfully, "Are you really not worried that I will do something to you?"
"Eh..." Chu Tianshu bit his thumb, "Actually, Chu Tianshu is not my real name."
Lin Huai pricked up his ears.
"Actually, my real name is Chu Tianxiu, and everyone calls me Xiu'er." Chu Tianshu said sadly, "I also have an older sister named Chu Yunxiu, who plays very well in Glory..."
The next moment, he was kicked to the ground.
Lin Huai grabbed his collar and pushed him under the tree. He sneered and said, "Don't you fucking try to get away with it."
Chu Tianshu blinked, and finally closed his mouth.
"You want to follow me into the game." He said, "Why?"
Chu Tianshu thought for a while: "... because of love, you won't be sad easily?"
A vein popped out of Lin Huai's head. At this moment, he suddenly felt extremely desperate.
He has always believed that Chu Tianshu is not a real sand sculpture, and that the sand sculpture is just his protective color. But what he didn't expect was that it would be so powerless to expose this layer of protection.
... Otherwise, solve him directly? Lin Huai thought for a while, and put this idea in his heart.
He has always been the type that people don't offend me, I don't offend others, although for him, those who are weaker than him can't be called people... However, Chu Tianshu, who he really can't see through, can still be classified as a person by him for the time being within the scope.
"But... Qin Jiang's going abroad is not something I can arrange." Chu Tianshu spread his hands, "She will find you to replace her, which is also something I didn't expect. When you first came to my house, I thought it was you are following me."
Lin Huai: ...
"You think I'll believe your explanation?" he asked.
"Second, you came to my house to press the manuscript, and the time is beyond my control. It rained heavily that day, and it is beyond my control, so there is no possibility that I will deceive you into living in my house, and I have not treated you Doing anything that is not suitable to appear in Jinjiang while taking advantage of others is the second point, right." Chu Tianshu said quickly.
'Although, but... I always feel that what he said makes sense. Lin Huai thought.
"Third, I will follow you into the dungeon... Who would give up the air conditioner and variety show at home and come here to climb the mountain? Let alone an energy-saving lazy person who even sets up automatic reply and automatic upstairs functions for take-out. "Chu Tianshu said seriously, "So your accusations against me are all nonsense."
Lin Huai: ...
"But how do you explain that you followed me into the dungeon?" Lin Huai looked at him with a smile before being overwhelmed by a whole set of logic, "Are you trying to say that this is just a coincidence? As a senior player , it is impossible not to know my state at that time, which is about to enter the state of the dungeon. People are not profitable, so you must have a plan... "
Chu Tianshu: "Uh, if I said that I was really brought in by accident, would you believe me?"
Lin Huai sneered, and looked at the other party faintly: "What exactly do you want? Or... what did you find?"
"Then let's change the angle, from an emotional point of view." Chu Tianshu raised his hands after being stunned suddenly, "Actually, I may have..."
Lin Huai narrowed his eyes dangerously.
"Already..." Chu Tianshu rolled his eyes.
During their conversation, the fast-moving companions in front had turned into a few black dots in the woods. Lin Huai was sure that even if Chu Tianshu yelled, they would not have time to rush back to support.
and…
Even if they support, I'm afraid it's just a gift of heads.
And what appeared in front of his eyes was Lin Huai who had dented the tree with one hand. Chu Tianshu turned his eyes slightly, and saw the pit next to him where the bark was still rustling.
Chu Tianshu: ... I seem to be dazzled.
"Actually, you don't have to be so afraid." The handsome young man leaning on him blinked innocently, "I just want a more sincere exchange. You can rest assured and tell the truth."
Countless alarm bells rang in Chu Tianshu's heart, but in Lin Huai's view, this person's face was still stable.
"Actually, you can think about it from another angle," he said sternly, "Have you ever thought that all these coincidences and all your doubts come from a deepest reason—"
Lin Huai narrowed his eyes: "What's the reason?"
"Do you feel that we often meet inexplicably? It's like the fire rope of fate that binds us together."
Lin Huai thought about it and nodded.
"Have you ever felt that you often care about my actions, what I'm doing, what I'm thinking, more than other people?"
Lin Huai thought about it and nodded.
"Did you feel that I am very special to you. You always feel that everything I do is related to you, and you also feel that I am different from others?"
Lin Huai thought about it and nodded.
"But what do you want to express?" He asked blankly.