"Get off me quickly, you stupid girl!" Goron yelled, but was hugged by the indifferent oversized sister, and said in a naive voice: "Brother, don't worry about mom for now, you weren't before Today is a very important day. Do you want to give me and Haku something called a 'birthday gift'? Although I don't know what a 'birthday' is, and I don't know what a 'gift' is, but in any case, you are. Don’t you want to give us something good?”
"That's right, Brother Goron, Haku also wants a birthday gift... By the way, is 'birthday' delicious? Can 'gift' be used to hit someone?" Haku, who usually quarreled with Lily almost all the time, was at this time He actually united with Lily and put pressure on Goron together.
Goron secretly complained in his heart, he can't say that the things he planned to give you have been snatched away by that shameless old kid, King Mogar, and now they are all messed up. Although he never tires of Hakulili's clinginess, Goron still loves this genius ogre who is dozens or hundreds of times stronger than himself from the bottom of his heart. They are also Goron, a naturally 'broken' ogre. The biggest pride in his heart is that in them, Goron seems to be able to see another self.
"Jealous?" Unfortunately, the ogre does not have such boring emotions.
"In this way, I will host a birthday dinner for you and myself. I will take out the thing called 'wine' that I brewed tonight, and then prepare your favorite siren cream soup and chimpanzee fried food." Meatloaf, by the way, I will make you an ornament using Naga bones as a birthday gift. This is how the birthday in the story seems to be celebrated.”
"Wow, wow! Haku likes cream soup and meatloaf. 'Birthday' is so delicious!"
Just when Goron was secretly glad that this level was finally fooled, he didn't expect Lily, that cunning little ghost, to turn her eyes and say something that almost made Goron choke to death.
"No, no, no, I don't want any cream broth or meat pie. Anyway, what Haku eats will end up in my stomach. I want other 'birthday gifts'!" The little boy with the highest IQ among the ogres will end up in my stomach. Lily, the talented ogre loli (leaving aside her body shape, Lily's age has indeed not passed the 'expiration date' and still belongs to the category of loli) seems to have figured out that on this day, it seems that she can blackmail her to her heart's content My own big brother.
Goron was right after thinking about it carefully. Although Haku and Lily share the same body, they are indeed two people. And at this time, he is really embarrassed to say that in fact, we were both born on the same day. I want it too. As for the gift... Who made him the elder brother
"So, what do you want?"
"I want to marry my brother and give birth to the smartest and strongest baby in the Black Hand tribe~~~!"
Before Goron could say anything, Haku suddenly screamed: "No, no, no, I don't want it, I don't want to have a baby."
"I was the one who gave birth, not you, why are you so anxious!" Lily shouted angrily with a raised eyebrow.
Haku suddenly said aggrievedly: "But our stomachs are connected together..."
"That's none of my business!"
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"Okay! Haku, Lily, shut up, both of you! How can Gron have a child with you? He is your brother~~~!"
Goron looked gratefully at his mother who stopped the two-headed ogres from quarreling. He felt relieved and thought to himself: "Mom can finally come in handy. Don't look at her usual appearance, but adults are adults, basically. There is still some common sense..."
Unexpectedly, Rafana's next words made Goron completely despair...
"Gron belongs to my mother, and my mother doesn't want to give it to you, Lily!"
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While two, no, three unscrupulous guys, one big and one small, were fighting together, Goron sneaked out of the tent, crawling and rolling, and returned to his work as a cannibal. In the magic kitchen, the result was just as expected. On the hams being grilled, there were suddenly several large and uneven impressions, and the large pieces of fat disappeared. Goron looked coldly and saw a few The mouth is still chewing, but the eyes are quite innocent as the fat foodie floats around...
Seeing this scene, Goron couldn't even get angry.
Whether he is angry or happy, whether he is happy or helpless, in short, this is the daily life of the ogre belonging to Goron... But now Goron does not know that the days that give him headaches and hard work every day are almost over... ...
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After a day of busyness and nonsense, the Black Hand tribe finally ushered in a peaceful night...
I don’t know if it’s pure luck, or if the ogre who founded the Black Hand tribe was a rare ogre sage who was truly wise. The location where the Black Hand tribe was established was quite good. The tribe was established on a white sand beach that was warm, comfortable and had plenty of food. Above, facing the beautiful but extremely dangerous "Death Turbine" sea area, there are 17 undersea whirlpools guarding the sea route. Neither navy pirates nor fishing boats dare to approach easily. Behind the tribal villages are cliffs hundreds of meters high. , except for a secret path, the Black Hand tribe is almost isolated from the outside world. In addition, the Black Hand ogre raiders led by King Mogar are fierce and brave. Although the Black Hand tribe has experienced several crises since its establishment, it has Always standing tall.
In this coastal forest, except for the old enemy Amazon Centaurs, the Black Hand Ogre tribe has almost no decent opponents. Even among the numerous mercenary pirates at Haishiwan Low Tide Port, few dare to take action against the Black Hand tribe. .
A few days ago, a businessman from an outer island was robbed by the ogres of the Black Hand tribe. In order to recover the lost expensive goods and avenge his son who was responsible for escorting the caravan, he organized several elite mercenary groups who had just arrived in Haishi Bay. , launched a raid on the Black Hand tribe, and ended up getting lost in the jungle for several days without being able to find their destination. Later, a group of ogre boys led by Hakulili wearing a mask and a battle robe overwhelmingly annihilated them all. Mo King Gal didn't even watch the scene because he ran a few steps too slow, and he stamped his feet angrily. By the way, at the insistence of Goron and the old shaman Lalababu, Hakulili, whose appearance was too conspicuous, would use masks and robes to cover up her features every time she went out to rob and fight. Even though their nickname of "Two-Headed Devil" has spread throughout Haishi Bay, their true appearance has never been known to outsiders, and no one knows that one of the two heads under the mask is the legendary one. Giant monster.
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