"Wow, what is this?"
He who intends to warn runs faster than he who is warned.
Han Feixie took two quick steps and grabbed his back collar, "Walk slowly and watch the road."
Zhan Zhan looked curiously at the big cages on both sides of the house, "Are these all used to keep monsters and spirit beasts?"
Ferrari stepped on his shoulder, and swept his tail back and forth in a bored manner, with a look of waning interest. Ah Meng, on the other hand, was very excited, jumping up and down, and rushed into the back room without waiting for Han Feixie and Zhan Zhan to push the door.
"Hey!" Zhan Zhan was trying to make it more careful, but was frightened by the pair of golden vertical pupils in the back room.
Han Feixie patted the back of his head and said, "It's the magic-eyed golden python."
Zhan Zhan said: "Why did you dig out the eyes?" The pair of vertical pupils were placed in two silver plates of the same size. floor lamp.
Han Feixie said: "It can be used for decoration, and it can also be used as medicine. The eyes of the magic eye golden python can make people hallucinate, and if used as medicine, it can relieve pain."
Zhan Zhan stuck out his tongue, turned around and saw Ah Meng squatting in front of a cage. There are two little monkeys half a person's height in the cage, one is golden and the other is snow-white, with red faces, they are very cute.
Ah Meng patted the cage to greet them.
But they were very ungrateful, and were too frightened to hide in a corner and refused to come out.
Zhan Zhan commented from the side: "Shameless Overlord Ape, molested two beautiful monkeys."
Han Feixie said: "This is a spirit beast, called Fuyuan Monkey. It is said that carrying them can increase luck, and the purer the fur, the better. These two are very valuable."
Zhan Zhan kicked Ah Meng's ass with his toe, "Which one do you like? Brother, I will buy it for you as a wife." After knowing that Ah Meng was still a child, he upgraded himself to an older brother.
Han Feixie said: "Their sizes don't match. These two have already entered the estrus period, so they won't grow any bigger."
"Then why is Ah Meng so excited?"
"As they go into estrus, their bodies naturally emit a courtship scent."
"But didn't you say that their models don't match?"
"...it's not as much as I think about it."
Zhan Zhan kicked Ah Meng's ass again with his toe and said, "Hey, don't think about it, your part is too big."
Han Feixie looked at him in surprise.
Zhan Zhan looked back inexplicably, "Why?"
Han Feixie said speechlessly, "It's nothing."
"Your expression means something."
"There was something wrong at first, but when you think about it, the words just came from your mouth, there is really no need to make a fuss."
Zhan Zhan: "..."
Han Feixie heard movement outside, grabbed the back of Ah Meng's neck with one hand, and dragged Zhan Zhan out with the other.
When he reached the door, Zhu Wan had already entered.
Han Feixie was the first to criticize, "The family education is not strict, the little thing just couldn't stop it from rushing in." As he spoke, he patted Ah Meng on the back.
Zhan Zhan looked at the innocent Ah Meng sympathetically.
Ah Meng looked at the door reluctantly, his appearance fit Han Feixie's description very well.
Zhu Wan laughed and said, "It's okay. My two little monkeys are in estrus, so it's inevitable that they will attract some bees and butterflies. But although the lucky monkeys are rare, they are not worthy of your holy apes." He will be pregnant Putting the big and small bags in his arms on the table, he greeted Han Feixie and Zhan Zhan to sit down. Number four did not dare to sit at the same table with Zhan Zhan, only willing to stand and wait.
Ah Meng and Ferrari set up another table, and Zhu Wan poured some food for them. Both sniffed, one ate happily, and the other ran back to Zhan Zhan's lap after a few mouthfuls.
Zhu Wan bought wine, poured it for the three of them, and took out the roasted chicken drumsticks, "Come here, you're welcome! Auntie Zhang's roast chicken is famous far and wide."
Zhan Zhan and Han Feixie were indeed hungry, and they were not polite, they picked up the chicken legs and gnawed on them.
Zhu Wan smiled and poured herself a drink, and when the two of them were full, they started talking nonsense.
Zhan Zhan is not familiar with this world, so he has nothing to say, so he listened to the two of them, and he was also fascinated. He vaguely went back to his college days, a few buddies in the same dormitory, and bragging in the middle of the night. In a word, rambling, irrelevant, but carefree and joyful, and now I feel the same way. He looked at Zhu Wan and Han Feixie, and sighed secretly in his heart, he couldn't accept it, they were the ones who were really destined to be brothers, different from the one who hugged his thighs. Thinking about it this way, he felt that he was also quite pitiful.
"Little Brother Zhan."
Zhan Zhan was stunned, "Who?"
Zhu Wan explained: "Brother Ling is called Zhan Dao, and he is Brother Da Zhan, so you are naturally Brother Zhan."
Zhan Zhan: "..." Big fights and small fights, there is a feeling that there is no peace at home.
Zhu Wandao: "I see brother Zhan's face is unhappy, but what's on his mind?"
Zhan Zhan said: "It's nothing, it's just that my stomach is a little swollen after eating, and I'm hesitating whether to release it."
It was probably the first time Zhu Wan hesitated when he saw someone going to the toilet, so he laughed and said, "This is a big deal."
The three of them chatted for a while, No. 1 rushed to the door with someone, and the chat had to be interrupted. When Zhan Zhan saw Han Feixie and Zhu Wan parting, both of them were reluctant to leave, a thought popped up in his head, and he asked Zhu Wan, "Will Brother Pig go to Tiandu with us?"
In terms of age, Zhu Wan is older than Zhan Zhan and Han Feixie, calling them brothers is self-deprecating, probably did not expect Zhan Zhan to recognize them so quickly, he was taken aback before laughing: "I'm used to living in a small town, I can’t imagine a place like Tiandu.”
Zhan Zhan sighed. He originally wanted to help Han Feixie take him away, maybe Han Feixie loved Wu Jiwu and followed him to heaven.
Han Feixie glanced at him strangely.
Zhan Zhan stared back. What kind of gaze is this, and who is it for
Zhu Wan didn't seem to notice the turbulent and dark waves between the two of them, so she thanked them.
Zhan Zhan said: "By the way, the license..."
Zhu Wan hurriedly said: "Wait a minute." He ran back to the house and came out after a while, holding a piece of paper with a seal on it, "Although the wise ape-man is a holy beast, most people don't Yes, I will issue a certificate, it will be more convenient for you on the road."
Zhan Zhan took it with a smile.
Zhu Wan suddenly lowered her voice and said: "I heard that the sky is not peaceful recently, the two of you may have many obstacles on this trip, please be careful."
Zhan Zhan was startled, and was about to ask what was wrong, but Zhu Wan had already returned to the room with a smile.
No. 1 said: "This person is not simple."
Number four echoed, "That's right, this person has great wisdom hidden in his chest."
Number two said: "Oh? What great wisdom?"
No. 4 sighed: "He even knows that it's best to steam snow carp, and he knows that sweet-scented osmanthus wine must be used for wine."
Other numbers: "..."
Zhan Zhan followed behind Han Feixie, and whispered, "Could it be that something has happened to him when he said it's not peaceful?"
Han Feixie said: "It should be."
No. 1 has sharp ears, "But we haven't heard any news."
Han Feixie said: "Have you guys deliberately inquired about Tiandu recently?"
Numbers one to eight: "..."
Han Feixie said: "Zhu Wan has a gully in his chest, and he is definitely not a thing in a pond. He knows that the sky is not peaceful, so it can be seen that he is paying attention secretly."
Zhan Zhan said: "Then why didn't he follow me to Tiandu?"
Han Feixie didn't speak.
Zhan Zhan muttered consciously and bored: "Do you think our temple is small?"
Han Feixie said: "Maybe it's because I think the evil wind is strong."
"What's the meaning?"
"Although he rejected your invitation, he hinted that your trip was dangerous and he already intended to show his favor."
Zhan Zhan suddenly said: "I understand, if you want to welcome or refuse, right? Waiting for us to pay three visits to the thatched cottage?"
Han Feixie shook his head.
"Can you be direct?"
Han Feixie stopped, looked at him and said, "I don't know either." He guessed that the Zhan family might be in big trouble, but he couldn't say this until he was sure. people's hearts.
But Zhan Zhan is not an idiot either, he thought about it and thought about it, "He said that the sky is not peaceful, and he told me to be careful. Does he mean that something happened to our family?"
Han Feixie said: "Yes or no, it's useless to be anxious, it's all serious to return to heaven as soon as possible."
Zhan Zhan quickly agreed.
Han Feixieyuan wanted to ask him why he suddenly wanted to take Zhu Wan to Tiandu, but seeing his anxious look, he swallowed the question back. At this time, it doesn't matter whether you ask about these insignificant details.
On the 8th, they took the carriage back from the border, and asked them to send a message to the tester, saying that they had been found, and then packed their luggage and set off overnight.
Zhan Zhan fell asleep, and the next day belatedly asked the human being whom he had relied on all night: "Why are you still here?"
Han Feixie lightly pressed his numb shoulder, "Are you going to kick me out of the car after I'm asleep?"
…
What does it mean to finish sleeping... He is not the kind of person who starts to mess up and ends up giving up! No, he wasn't sleeping at all, he just leaned on it purely, okay? ! No, this kind of loss cannot be eaten.
Zhan Zhan rolled his eyes, raised his chin in a ruffian way and said, "Yes, sir, I'll just sleep, beauty, what do you want?"
Han Feixie looked at him with a strange expression.
Knowing Han Feixie's cruel and ruthless style, Zhan Zhan was still a little afraid of him, and he withdrew his hand guiltily and said, "Just play, I can't afford it."
Han Feixie nodded and said, "Well, I can't afford it."
Zhan Zhan: "..."
"unless… "
Zhan Zhan retreated warily, "Unless what?"
Han Feixie stretched out both hands, pressed his face, and rubbed it together.
Zhan Zhan was so rubbed that he couldn't speak, his lips were rubbed several times, and finally pushed Han Feixie away, and immediately wiped his face with the back of his hand, "You didn't realize that your hands are full of saliva ?"
"I noticed." Han Feixie wiped his clothes, "It's very wet."
"..." Zhan Zhan shouted, "You're wet!"
Han Feixie asked blankly, "What?"
Zhan Zhan blushed, hummed twice, and fell asleep leaning against the other side of the carriage.
Seeing that he was quiet, Han Feixie had nothing to say, "Why did you invite Zhu Wanwan to Tiandu?"
Zhan Zhan closed his eyes and said, "Don't you like him a lot? People you like are always useful, right?" After he finished speaking, he waited for a long time but did not hear Han Feixie's answer, so he opened his eyes involuntarily. Feixie looked at herself thoughtfully, wondering, "What's wrong?"
Han Feixie said slowly: "Are you... recruiting troops?"
"..." Zhan Zhan nodded and said, "That's right, I expect him to single-handedly give me Dajiangshan, do you think he can do it?"
Han Feixie nodded seriously and said, "With his resourcefulness, even if he is relying on Adou, he should be able to help him."
He actually knew who A Dou was? !
How is the book "Peerless Sword Evil" set up
wrong. The point should be...
Zhan Zhan said angrily: "You say I'm a Dou?!"
Han Feixie said: "I mean, even if it's Adou who took refuge in... Do you have to count?"
Zhan Zhan: "..."
They hurried back on their way at first, and the atmosphere was quite relaxed. Although Zhan Zhan was worried, he was not to the point where he didn't think about eating and drinking, until he inquired about a piece of news on the 1st—
"The Marshal is defeated and missing!"