Dear students, please read with me:
Cheap is not good quality.
There is no free lunch.
The end of being greedy for petty gains is likely to be to steal chickens and lose money.
Yesterday afternoon, I found a very cost-effective game account, and I was very proud of it. After I realized what I bought, I regretted so much that my intestines became moldy. After all, no matter how dark life is, I can't afford to pay someone to tell me that you need to see a brain doctor, because you are probably a fool. It is enough to know this kind of thing.
In fact, I didn't plan to buy an account at first. I went to the transaction network to sell the account. But after signing up my account, I was attracted by the sale title of a female character—"Spiritual Nurse is on sale at the cabbage price. I really really don't want to play anymore. I sincerely want to make an account, and I hope people who are destined to treat me well."
Generally, players who want to abandon the pit sell accounts, and it is rare to use a "real". This girl may be disgusted by this game. So, even if this battle strength is still passable, she also listed a price that can only be listed on a fraudulent website, 65 yuan. I rubbed my eyes and confirmed that this is a legitimate website, and the account number was just posted, so I took the account number down without thinking.
This cute new girl doesn't understand market prices. Buy it and play for two days, increase your combat power, and then resell it, and you can make a small profit.
At that moment, I was moved by my own stupid wit.
It's 9:15 p.m. on July 2nd, Beijing time, and I logged into this new game account. As a result, I entered the game interface just after reading the article, and found that the equipment was half exploded. Looking at the battle history, yesterday this account was killed seven times in a row by a girl with a super long name.
Why is it not as simple as I thought. This doesn't seem to be the account of a Buddhist salted fish player, the owner of the account has a bit of an accident physique. Alas, forget it, cheap ones, just for fun.
Now that you have changed your number, check to see if the first chance to change your name for free is still there. I clicked the rename button, and saw the prompt that popped up:
The system has detected that you have used the game name [Fengwu Pianran] before, do you want to continue using this name
This name used to be my greatest pride until I was instantly killed by half-blood in the Battle of Ten Thousand Realms. The man who beat me, now known as the Great Demon King, had a face-to-face conversation with me for the first time.
However, all the ruthless and hateful lines he typed out, it’s not in vain that I couldn’t understand him for so long:
"Pianpian, is this your strength?"
Does he know who he is talking to? Who called me Pianpian for his face? !
I lay on the ground, so calm that even my mother was afraid when she heard it: "Pianpian is my nickname, your name is not suitable. You can call me by my full name, thank you."
He only typed two words: "Haha."
Really, I can't believe that I would suffer such a shame.
Thinking of this period of the past, anger exploded in my chest like a hydrogen bomb. Damn it... I poked the mouse vigorously with my finger, and clicked the position of the "Do not change name" button more than ten times, only to find that the number of free name changes for this account had been used up.
At the same time, a sentence appeared on the gang channel:
"Pianpian, come at me if you have anything. She's different from you. She's just a simple little girl who hasn't suffered much. She can't stand your attack like this."
This sentence is pouring rain, pouring my anger into ashes in minutes.
I put my hands on the keyboard numbly, motionless.
What's the situation, I'm obviously wearing a vest, how can I be recognized immediately? Is this the loss of morality, the distortion of human nature, or is it that this little brother saw through the Internet the delicate and sweet soul like a French pastry under the skin of my simple salted fish
After being shocked for a few seconds, I looked at the game character I was controlling again, and realized: the person named "Pianpian" is not me, it is probably the former owner with the same nickname as mine. Her game name is Beauty Pianpian.
The speaker of the above sentence is called Mu Shang, and it was posted on the gang channel.
The name is a bit familiar. I poked my battle history again, and checked again the long-named girl who slaughtered the former account owner. Her name was: Mu Shang's favorite Wanwan sauce.
This plot has a little bit more information.
The bizarre embarrassment lasted for a minute, Mu Shang didn't say anything, neither did I, and finally a friend spoke up:
[Guild] Xuanyuan Baozi: I'm a little confused, who are you talking to, Lao Shang
[Guild] A lazy and a group of shirts: What happened! I seem to be missing a million. QQ
[Guild] Mu Shang: You ask the beautiful lady Pianpian what she posted on the post bar, she knows it herself.
In fact, as the new account owner, I should be a little colder, quit the gang directly, change my name, and leave a chic back. However, driven by curiosity, I replied: "Are you calling me?"
It turned out he was really calling me. But this time the person who replied was not Mu Shang, but his Wan Wan Jiang.
[Guild] Mu Shang's beloved Wan Wan Jiang: Didn't you say that you were filled with righteous indignation in the post, and you have already pinned the scumbag on Mu Shang's head. I'm so surprised, didn't you betray Mu Shang first, and he divorced you for a while before staying with me? How come you make it sound like I'm a third party
[Guild] Beauty Pianpian: I didn't say that.
[Guild] Mu Shang: Because he didn't follow your wishes and licked his face to reconcile with you, so he yelled and caught the thief saying that I cheated on you
[Guild] Mu Shang's beloved Wanwanjiang: Also, you still have the nerve to turn on the horn and say I'll kill you. Don't you have the strength to kill me? Oh, but it's time to start playing the victim. It's better for a beautiful woman to show some face, don't you think so
Looking at the situation, after the former account owner got revenge for posting, she had a fling with them, and she didn't know what she said. This Wanwan sauce killed her seven times and still didn't let go of her hatred.
At such a critical moment, if I say that I am the new account owner, it may be a bit inappropriate, and it will also affect everyone's mood. But it is not kind to say the wrong thing to affect the reputation of the former owner. So, I chose the golden silence, and glanced at my surroundings.
In the purple-black night sky, Leng Yue is a knife hanging high above a dangerous building. The candles were bright and the fragrance was dark, the wind moved the curtains, and the melancholy sound of the Qiang flute came from the depths of the bamboo, and even the skirt of the character I controlled fluttered slightly. She held a fairy fan in her hand, her green robe was like smoke, and she was petite, standing in front of the hall in the center of the map.
On the right side of the steps in front of you, there is a statue of a black-haired man in black. He covered his face, narrowed his eyes slightly, and folded his hands in front of his chest as if preparing for battle. He was wearing indigo gloves that glowed with a mineral-like cold light, and held a dagger in his hand, because the moonlight reflected the cold light. A few words were written on the top of his head:
The King of Ghost Refining—Mu Shang.
It turned out that Mu Shang was number one in the ghost refining list in this district, no wonder his words were so awesome.
Ghost Lian is an assassin. Like T, it is a profession that requires high equipment. If you are not a local tyrant, it is difficult to play this profession well.
Now I am playing a popular ancient online game called "Peach Blossom Ten Thousand Realms", which can be logged in on both mobile and computer terminals. Judging from the conversation just now, Mu Shang and Jiaren Pianpian should have been a couple in this game, and gradually evolved into an unintentional sadomasochistic relationship between a concubine and a lover, which also involved the intervention of a third party. In the end, the girl was seriously injured, she was no more than a mistress in love, and she was no more than a mistress in a fight, so she had no choice but to sell her account and retire.
Looking at the difference in combat power between the two of them, and looking at the location where Jiaren Pianpian went offline last, I sighed to Yue.
Although cruel, it is reasonable. In many cases, the rules of the game and reality are often the same, and the woman behind the boss is never easy to be.
At this time, I received a private chat message from a level 10 trumpet.
[Private chat] Unintentional woman: New account owner
I did not reply. After waiting for a while, she sent another message.
[Private chat] Unintentional woman: I am the former owner. Don't worry, I'm not trying to get my number back, I just want to ask you for a favor.
I hesitated for a moment before replying to her.
[Private Chat] Beautiful woman Pianpian: Tell me.
[Private chat] Unintentional woman: Can you temporarily not reveal the fact that the number has been changed to anyone? Including my friend. If they know that I'm not playing anymore, they will definitely say things that embarrass me even more.
[Private Chat] Beauty Pianpian: Actually, if you want to continue playing, I can sell the account back to you. I just randomly scouring the number.
[Private chat] Wuxin woman: No, I don't want to play this game for a long time... Now I'm just betting my last breath, I don't want the couple of dogs to think that I was killed and retired.
[Private Chat] Beauty Pianpian: I really want to promise you, but after all, changing someone is changing someone, and others will find out.
[Private chat] Wuxin woman: Don't admit it for now, it only takes two weeks... You saw the post, I'm too embarrassed in this relationship... Please, thank you...
I typed "I can't guarantee, I can only try my best", and before sending it out, her profile picture has turned gray.
After what she said, I was curious and went to Taohua Wanjie's post bar to search, but I really found a post by a woman named Wuxin. After a rough scan, I found that Xiao San was actually the apprentice of the former owner. What a drama.
If what the previous owner said is true, I think Wanwanjiang is a character. Even in modern society, it can be called a great revolutionary spirit to act so confidently and confidently.
But if what Wan Wan Jiang said is true, the former host is even more personal, and he can become a gold medal screenwriter.
I think I read a time-travel article called "Peach Blossom Spring" when I was in middle school, and now I have a soul transmigration again in "Peach Blossoms and Myriad Realms", and I have some fate with Peach Blossom, then, I will settle the peach blossom debt.
The atmosphere within the gang was in a winter-like bleakness. I opened the leaderboard to look at the major rankings, then opened the gang interface with a smile, and clicked "Quit the gang".
Well, the gang channel is clean.
Then, I took some time to re-check the number of beautiful woman Pianpian, and sighed at Yuechang again. Probably all her thoughts were spent on dating. This girl is as her name suggests, elegant and ungrounded. There are a lot of beautiful selfies in the game space, but all life skills are level 1.
I made a set of hoes, climbed to the foot of the mountain on the ghost chain map, and happily cut trees and fished. At the same time, I watched the world channel to see how many people were fighting to the death and scolding earth-shatteringly in order to grab the boss in the wild map.
Young people are really frizzy, they know how to fight and kill all day long. Don't swear at people if you can't beat them. It's not bad to be a salted fish of idle clouds and wild cranes.
Of course, even if it is a salted fish, it must be a safe salted fish, and it must be protected by the boss.
I found "Wrath Dynasty" in the gang list and applied to join.
The Warring Dynasty is the number one gang in this district. The number one and number two in this area's combat power list are both in this gang. Generally speaking, the first gang has a lot of people and high-level players, and the welfare and security are very high, so you can get a low-key and happy game experience.
Soon, I was passed. On the gang channel, there are all kinds of swiping screens from the gang: "Welcome, welcome", "Welcome newcomers", "Wow, here is a beauty!"...
Once the first gang opens, good things will come naturally.
I smiled kindly, and quickly typed into the typing box: "Thank you, everyone, I am Pianpian, a life player. I am a newcomer, and I am new here. Please take care of me in the future..."
I was proud of myself for being sensible, and a dialog box popped up:
"You have been kicked out of the guild by the guild leader of the Wrathful War Dynasty. There is no fate in the world. Please make persistent efforts, young hero, and find another good guild."
I said "sure" with a blank face and angrily in my heart, and slammed the mouse!
Can you just refuse it, don't kick it after you pass it, ah? This is no longer a matter of saltiness or not, it is a matter of dignity and principles! Don't care who you are in the first gang, don't care how many bosses you have, you can't be like this, you are so snobbish! Discriminate against low combat power like this, can you do it! Think I'm salty fish, right? Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young girls to be poor! Kick me when I am weak, do you know what I will do to your gang when I become stronger! ah
tell! sue! you! they!
Give! I! wait! Go!
Wait for me to raise my combat power!
I will apply again!
After all, the first gang has a high threshold, which is normal! Even if it is the leg hair of a big boss, it must be a strong and resolute leg hair!
I opened the panel and was about to study the combat power of this account in detail, but saw a line of bright red words appear on the World Channel:
"Isn't the showman who posted a post against my master selling his account, and now he ran back to play in a desperate manner? He was kicked by the Wrathful Dynasty just now! Why, my master is not satisfied with finding a fresh meat, and wants to go to Fighting against the big boss? You should give up your heart, no one in our district knows your glorious deeds! If I were you, I would have been ashamed to continue playing!"
So, the former owner, why don't you get a good divorce, why do you want to green that scumbag? The green scumbag didn't say anything, and pitifully asked me not to tell the fact that the number had been changed...
How do you play this number? This is too difficult to mix it.
I thought I could resell the account to make a fortune, but ended up being reduced to a catcher.
Really, cheap is not good. Stealing chickens is not enough to lose rice.
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