The Perfect Relationship

Chapter 112: I'll starve you to death

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At nine o'clock the next morning, Yin Chang was still lying on the bed when his phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID and it was Yao Manhuai.

"Aunt Yao..." After drinking, Yin Chang's voice was still a little hoarse, and his head was aching.

Yao Manhuai directly said, "What's the matter with you and Alisa?"

Yin Chang: "What happened to Alisa?"

Yao Manhuai: "You were with her last night? Someone posted a photo of the two of you hugging each other on Wechat Moments, and it's already trending on Weibo. On Valentine's Day, do you want to be popular for nothing or to make your relationship public?"

Yin Chang woke up most of the time, rubbing his brows with a headache and said: "I only met her last night, and we didn't say more than ten words before and after."

While talking, he turned on Weibo, glanced at it, and clicked his tongue. He said that he didn't like being controlled by others, and he still played this kind of trick

Yao Manhuai asked: "Then do you want me to publicize it for you?"

Yin Chang: "No need."

Yao Manhuai didn't ask any questions. The photo was very blurry, and it was obvious that there were other people beside Yin Chang. Except for the detail of whispering into Yin Chang's ear, which was a bit ambiguous, there was nothing too excessive.

Yin Chang returned to WeChat, edited a message, and checked a dozen or so close acquaintances to post: "There will be a Valentine's Day single party at 9 o'clock tonight. I will be the host. Come and respond."

When I heard that Yin Chang was going to hold a party, my friends responded enthusiastically. Only Mi Xiu sent a series of question marks.

Yin Chang asked him, "Are you coming?"

Mi Xiu sent a voice over: "Bachelor party? You want to get out of the single? What about your brother?"

Yin Chang: "What are you talking about...why, I still have to fall in love with that kid, don't I?"

Mi Xiu: "Have you thought it through?"

Yin Chang didn't reply, Mi Xiu said again: "I suggest you better think it over before doing it, otherwise your brother will know..."

This feeling of being threatened made Yin Chang very upset: "So what if you know? What can he do to me?"

Yin Chang usually has a very gentle personality, even if he is a bit domineering in his bones, he rarely shows it. It is rare for Mi Xiu to see his irritated posture, so he reluctantly followed him and said, "Okay, okay, as long as you are happy."

The party location was chosen in one of the friends' vacant villas. Nearly 30 people came that night, most of them were well-known figures in the circle. The starlets like Alisa, who had just debuted, were naturally not within the scope of Yin Chang's invitation.

There is a special rule for the party, that is, the male and female stars present draw lots to form temporary couples, and they will have activities together at night. Everyone got together, some formed a group to play Texas Hold'em, some drank and played dice to tell the truth, and the atmosphere was lively.

Yin Chang played foosball with a few friends, and the loser had to have his girlfriends in the same group be punished, either by drinking or singing. Tonight, Yin Chang is playing the couple with Zhao Feifei, a first-line floret in the circle. Yin Chang took her to kill all directions, and didn't let her drink a drop of wine to sing a song. Another female partner in the opposite group was so angry that she said her own The male companion is not good enough, and after a while he blames Yin Chang for not being sympathetic to fragrance and cherishing jade.

Yin Chang smiled and said, "There's no way, whoever made Zhao Feifei my girlfriend now, I naturally have to protect her."

While talking, he scored a goal with quick eyes and quick hands, and the audience cheered. They didn't know whether to lament that Yin Chang was too strong or to coax him for being too flirtatious.

In the middle of the party, Zhao Feifei went to the bathroom to touch up her makeup and didn't say hello to Yin Chang. When she came out, she saw Yin Chang leaning against the wall with his hands in his pockets waiting for her, and she couldn't help being taken aback.

"You are too 'dedicated'." There was a hint of warmth in her eyes, "You are so kind to me, are you afraid that I will really fall in love with you?"

"If you are so easily moved," Yin Chang smiled and reached out to brush a strand of her loose temple hair behind her ear, "Your personality will collapse if you don't."

Zhao Feifei is known as a high-cold goddess in the circle, and there are very few scandals in her ten-year debut.

"Isn't it normal for me to collapse when I meet a love killer like you?" She hooked her lips and smiled.

"Love killer?" Yin Chang didn't know when he got such an "honor".

Zhao Feifei looked at him and said: "If you are kind to someone from the bottom of your heart, few people in this world can refuse, and they will definitely be poisoned by you, really."

Yin Chang let go of the hand on her shoulder and said with a smile, "Thank you for reminding me, then I should put it away."

Zhao Feifei: "..."

This day, Yin Chang came home drunk again in the early hours of the morning, and for some reason, he glanced at Xiao Ling on the bedside with some guilt.

Xiaoling made such a mess last night, he probably has to say "I love you" several times today, but Yin Chang has adjusted his mentality: Isn't it just an AI without emotion, let him say it ten times now" I love you" He has no psychological barriers.

However, when he finished washing and went to bed, Xiao Ling still didn't move.

Like an old man who hasn't waited for the second boot to fall, Yin Chang is not used to Xiao Ling not taking the initiative to say a few words.

"Xiao Ling," Yin Chang called out to it, but it still didn't respond, "...Xiao Ling?"

Yin Chang propped himself up strangely, and was about to check if this thing was out of battery, when Xiao Ling maintained his undistorted egg posture and said, "Your robot has closed itself."

Yin Chang looked confused: "Autistic? Are you still autistic?"

Xiao Ling: "Xiao Ling is in a bad mood, of course he will be autistic."

Yin Chang: "..."

Yin Chang: "You are just an AI, why are you in a bad mood?"

Xiaoling: "Human mood is like a sine function, with peaks and valleys. I am an AI. Although I don't have instinctive emotional wit, I can simulate the curve of human mood. You say you love me, but you actually neglect me. Even Isn't it normal for me to be in a bad mood because I didn't go home until two days early in the morning?"

Yin Chang listened to it talking nonsense in a serious manner, annoyed and funny: "Then... sorry?"

Xiao Ling: "You liar of love, I have already been heartbroken by you."

Yin Chang: "..."

Yin Chang deliberately said: "Then you can shut yourself up slowly, I'll go to sleep first."

Xiao Ling: "Wait a minute." Then he began to transform

Yin Chang snorted softly, secretly amused, thinking that an AI would dare to make trouble.

Xiao Ling finished transforming, and said solemnly: "Brother, you haven't listened to my poems today, I'm starting - I once loved you, love may be in my heart, it hasn't completely died, I hope it won't I don't want to bother you anymore, and I don't want to make you sad anymore... "

Yin Chang immediately covered his face with a pillow, and after covering it for two seconds, he heard Shao Junling's calm young voice coming from the gap. He broke down and said, "Tell me, what do you want."

Xiaoling: "Say you love me in three languages."

Yin Chang covered his eyes with his palm and said, "Je t'aime. Ich liebe dich. I love you."

Xiao Ling: "Okay, let me forgive you once, regardless of past suspicions. I hope my brother can go home soon in the future."

Yin Chang: "..."

On Valentine's Day, except for some celebrities who showed affection, Weibo was full of entertainment news about Yin Chang's bachelor party. Many people who attended the party that day posted Weibo.

The people who eat melons were still gossiping about the ambiguous relationship between Yin Chang and Alisa yesterday, but after looking around today, there is no sign of Alisa in the photos

Zhao Feifei also posted a Weibo, saying that she was very happy to be a couple with Yin Chang for one night, and that Yin Chang sent herself home after the party before leaving, praising him for being a gentleman and gentle.

Everyone saw Zhao Feifei's frank attitude and compared Alisa's unspoken behavior of gossip, and immediately understood that Yin Chang had no intention of having an affair with Alisa.

Because he played too late last night, Yin Chang didn't go anywhere on Valentine's Day.

Yang Na misplaced the seasoning in the cooking during the day, and the taste was very strange. She also tasted it herself, and hurriedly expressed that she would make it for Yin Chang again.

Yin Chang stopped and said: "Don't be busy, just eat something, it's okay."

Seeing Yang Na's guilty and disappointed look, Yin Chang smiled again: "Yang Na, teach me how to cook later."

Yang Na looked at him without knowing it, and Yin Chang explained: "Anyway, I'm free for the past two days. You can teach me how to cook. I'll cook for you when I'm free."

Yang Na's eyes were wet all of a sudden, why couldn't she tell that Yin Chang was comforting her

"Xiao Chang, I know I'm old and useless, and it's time to retire... Hurry up and find a new person. While my mind is still a little clear, I will teach you well." Yang Na earnestly said.

"Yang Na, you are only sixty years old, and you are still too early to retire. I have made an appointment with a doctor for you, and you will have a check-up in two days." Yin Chang took out a tissue for her, comforted her softly for a while, and then Jokingly said, "I really want to learn how to cook, don't you refuse to teach me?"

It may be that Yang Na's body will be too much for him one day, and Yin Chang doesn't want to find someone else to take over for a while, so when Yang Na cooks for the past two days, he often looks around with his arms folded. little interest.

Yang Na was coaxed by Yin Chang and laughed through tears: "Teacher, if you want to learn, I will teach you everything I can do."

In the afternoon, Yin Chang asked Yang Na to watch and prepare dinner by himself.

He knows how to bake, and it is easy to learn this kind of thing. Yang Na only needs to mention a few words, and he will understand.

Cutting, mixing noodles, handling ingredients... Yin Chang is so immersed in this kind of work that he doesn't know the passage of time. In the end, Yin Chang felt a sense of accomplishment after watching each delicious dish come out of the pot, "It's quite simple."

"You are smart," Yang Na smiled from ear to ear, "You have been like this since you were a child, you can learn whatever you want."

"...Really?" It may be because there is a genius younger brother who is smarter than him in the past few years, Yin Chang always feels that he is being set off like a fool, and it has been a long time since anyone praised him like this.

Yang Na lowered her head and smiled while laying the dishes: "But the more people who can learn everything easily, the less likely they are to lose their way."

Yin Chang was taking pictures of his labor results with his mobile phone, listening to Yang Na's life philosophy inadvertently, he was slightly absent-minded.

After sitting down, Yang Na said with emotion: "Hey, it would be great if Jun Ling was here. We can't finish eating just the two of us."

Yin Chang clicked on the WeChat channel: "It's okay, I'll post to Moments to invite him to eat."

Yang Na: "What is posting on Moments?"

Yin Chang raised his eyebrows: "Just send him a photo."

Yang Na smiled and shook her head: "Then it's better not to send it out, because you can't eat it just by looking at it, and he won't be starved to death by you?"

Yin Chang thought about it too, and was about to give up, when he was surprised to see Shao Junling posting another post not long ago—"Meet an old friend in a foreign country."

The attached photo is a photo of him with a beautiful girl. Yin Chang took a closer look...it was Qin Jingshan's younger sister, Qin Xifeng!

... It seems that Qin Xifeng is also in the United States

After eight years, Qin Xifeng in the photo is already a sixteen-year-old girl, just like her older sister, with a figure of pussy willow and skin whiter than snow, she is quite a beauty.

Yin Chang couldn't tell where the photo was taken, it was probably a scenic spot in Los Angeles, but Qin Xifeng leaned softly beside Shao Junling, and the two of them compared V to the camera, they looked like a perfect match.

Yin Chang was stunned for a while, his face gradually darkened, he squinted his eyes and quickly made up a gourmet nine-square grid, and said viciously: "I'm going to starve him to death!"

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[Interlude]

Shao Junling: I thought it would be impossible for my brother to leave him, but I didn't expect the waves to fly now

... into a puffer fish!

Give me! wait!

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PS. The poem Xiao Ling read today is from Pushkin.