"Neither of them?" Yin Chang raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "Then what do you like?"
Shao Junling stared at him fiercely and said nothing, but his face slowly turned red.
Yin Chang was startled, and thought to himself, could it be that this kid really likes some little girl, and he is embarrassed to speak
"Pfft..." Seeing Shao Junling's awkward appearance, he couldn't help laughing.
Shao Junling opened his eyes slightly, as if he didn't believe that Yin Chang would "laugh" at him face to face, so angrily he raised his fist and greeted Yin Chang. Yin Chang quickly raised his hand to defend, and took two punches from the opponent with his arm without pain, and the boy ran away in a rage.
It took a while for Yin Chang to catch his breath.
However, Shao Junling doesn't seem to be very understanding of the world, and he is not very good at communicating with people. His personality is sometimes indifferent and sometimes furious, which makes people unpredictable. Yin Chang is a little hard to imagine what this guy will be like in love in the future.
He picked up his phone and saw that the guests in the group were also chatting about the scene just now.
Huang Han: "I never thought that Shao Junling would be so popular with girls haha..."
Wang Chen: "I think little girls like it more, right?"
After that, Qin Jingshan directly posted a screenshot of netizens discussing on Weibo to refute Wang Chen.
The first article in that picture also mentioned Shao Junling's stingy behavior in the first episode, saying that he may not be liked by girls when he grows up, but most of the comments below are refuting the original poster.
—"No, what misunderstanding do you have about our girls' criteria for choosing friends? I am a twenty-eight-year-old aunt, and now I am so fascinated by boys like Shao Junling, okay?"
——"That's right, especially on the branch delivery side, he really sees through what girls want at a glance."
—"Now I give you branches, but when I grow up, I will probably give you necklaces and jewelry! [Nympho]"
—"Also, when Xiaolu and Qin Xifeng were picking flowers, although he was not interested, he still waited silently by the side. Don't you think this kind of behavior is very boyfriend-like?"
—"My brother in society, he doesn't talk too much, he is smart and physically fit, responsible and responsible-standard equipment for a boss in the new era!"
—"Brother fans can't help but make a fuss here: Does anyone think that Shao Junling's cute eyes are only for his brother? When the host said that they should do tasks separately, the scene where he grabbed Yin Chang's clothes is really cute Crying for me oooooooooo!"
—"Cult CP go away! Go away!!"
—"The child is still not enlightened! Of course he will rely on his brother!"
— "That's right! When you get older and open your mind, you might be more prodigal than anyone else!"
— "On the surface, he is cold and abstinent, but in private he is pestering you to... ah, I'm going to have a nosebleed!"
— "Wow, how shameless are you for blatantly masturbating an eleven-year-old kid!?"
—"What we see in our eyes is the Q version, and what we think about is the adult version!"
—"Shao Junling, my sister is waiting for you to grow up! Line up to be your girlfriend fan!"
…
Everyone: "..."
Huang Han: "The imagination of netizens is really rich. [Khan]"
Wang Chen saw Qin Jingshan posting such a picture, and found out: "Jingshan, didn't you dislike Shao Junling before? [Pick nose]"
Qin Jingshan: "It's all in the past, how could I care about a child~~~ [shy]"
Huang Han: "However, after reading everyone's analysis, I think I have to act as soon as possible."
Huang Han: "@韩昌! I'm relieved to hand over the little deer to your brother! Come and book a doll kiss in advance!"
Yin Chang: "..."
Qin Jingshan: "No! He belongs to my sister!"
Yin Chang saw what they said, and thought of the netizen's phrase "I'm still young and not yet enlightened". While smiling proudly, he couldn't help thinking that Shao Junling would have a girl he liked when he grew up, or a girl who liked him Pursue, and then run away from home all day, no longer so attached to myself... I can't help but fall into a complex emotion of an old father being forgotten by his children.
At this moment, Guo Yiheng jumped out and said, "Qin Xifeng can't do it! My brother is the first to disagree!"
Huang Han: "Your brother?"
Guo Yiheng: "He just saw that scene in the show, and he was so angry that he wanted to throw the remote control."
Everyone suddenly remembered that Lang Chizhi teamed up with Qin Xifeng in the tropical rainforest village, and the painting style of the two together was also very loving.
Huang Han: "Oh? It seems that things are getting more and more interesting!"
Lang Chizhi: "Brother Heng, what nonsense are you talking about! I don't have any at all!"
Everyone: "Hahahahaha..."
But soon, the discussion about Shao Junling's popularity with girls was overshadowed by the hot discussion caused by Xue Ziwen's dispute with Wang Chen after picking up tree roots to go home.
The program team also went to Xue's house to take pictures of the one-million-dollar thuja wood carving. Later, the two close-up pictures were put together, and the audience saw... Damn, the shape is really similar!
But even if it looks like, rotten tree roots can't be turned into treasure, so when Xue Ziwen was lying on the ground and rolling, and Wang Chen's emotions collapsed, the "education experts" of the whole network mobilized again and began to analyze it from various angles and positions at length. The problem of these two people.
"Xue Ziwen regards rotten tree roots as treasures. He can only say that his values are different from other children. Born into a rich family like the Xue family, he must have had no worries about food and clothing since he was a child, so in his eyes, artworks are more important than anything else. It's valuable, that's why such a joke was made. From this point of view, Shao Junling is in stark contrast to him, you see, what Shao Junling picks up is some food, and he doesn't even care about some exquisite handicrafts."
"What's the use of having a good background? Xue Zi asked Sapo to roll around and scold his uncle for being trash, he really behaved too uneducated!"
"How should I put it, I can understand why Xue Ziwen was so angry, because Wang Chen failed to respect Xue Ziwen as an equal person from the beginning. You see, when he just picked up the roots and went back, he was also looking forward to being accepted by Wang Chen." Chen's approval. But Wang Chen's attitude was very bad at the beginning, if he can first admit Xue Ziwen's efforts, and then guide him properly, he will definitely not become like that later."
"How can you say that Wang Chen is only eighteen or nine years old, if he meets such a deceitful nephew, most people will collapse..."
…
Wang Chen, who managed to escape with Yin Chang last time, was sent to the hot spot because of the same problem this time, but this time, even Xue Ziwen suffered together.
The Internet is like a magnifying glass. Originally, it was only a small disadvantage or advantage, but under the watchful eyes of thousands of netizens, it will be extremely serious.
The uproarious discussion continued until the next day. At noon the next day, a video inexplicably appeared on Weibo. The video producer cut out the quarrel between Xue Ziwen and Wang Chen and made it into a ghost song.
Xue Zi asked: "Uncle, this, like our house, wood, does it look like, does it look like, does it look like!"
Wang Chen: "How to compare, how to compare, how to compare! What you pick up, what you pick up, is rubbish!"
Xue Zi asked: "You are the one, you are the one, you are the one, rubbish!"
Wang Chen: "What you pick up, what you pick up, is just rubbish!"
Xue Zi asked: "You are, you are, you are, trash!"
…
There are actually two lines of Shao Junling's lyrics interspersed in it.
Shao Junling: "Just, let him, let him, let him."
Shao Junling: "Master, sometimes, stupid, stupid."
At the end of the music, Xue Zi roared like asking a little adult: "I want to let the people of the whole country see my magnanimity!"
At the end of the screen, a soulful question from the video producer appeared: "Excuse me, is the wood picked up by Xue Ziwen dry garbage or wet garbage?"
This magical brainwashing song was reposted by tens of thousands in just one hour, and it directly landed on the hot list.
That night, Wang Chen broke down and called his manager: "Did you ask someone to do that video on the Internet!?"
Agent: "Well, how about it, do you think it's funny?"
Wang Chen choked back his foul language, and asked through gritted teeth: "Funny? Are you trying to piss me off!"
Manager: "Huh? Why? You are a comedian, and a comedian must have the spirit of entertaining the public. Didn't you see that all the netizens on Weibo under that video were 'hahaha'? I thought you should be happy. "
Wang Chen: "What? Why am I a comedian?"
Agent: "This is your personality."
Wang Chen: "Isn't my character set a popular idol? How could I become a comedian?"
Manager: "There is no conflict between the popular idol Harmony. You have low EQ. If you don't follow the 'commercial' route, your physique is too easy to attract black people."
Wang Chen: "Me? I have a low EQ!? It's easy to recruit gangsters!!?"
Agent: "Well, your variety show has only aired three episodes. Look at how much controversy you have caused? Don't you admit that you are easy to recruit black people?"
Wang Chen: "I..."
Manager: "Don't worry, according to my understanding of you, this path is the most suitable for you. And this video is only to temporarily divert the audience's attention. Didn't you tell me that later, in order to sell that tree root to Xue Ziwen, Are you still going to perform on the street and sing "The Loess High Slope"?"
Wang Chen: "Yes! I treat him so well! There are still people scolding me on the Internet!"
Agent: "Enen, you have to endure it patiently, and when the next episode airs, your word-of-mouth will reverse."
Wang Chen: "Really?"
Manager: "Really, how can netizens have such great hatred? Look at Yin Chang's state ten days ago, isn't it bloody enough? It's okay now."
Wang Chen: "That's because Mi Xiu posted photos of them! Yes, I haven't asked you why Mi Xiu did this! Didn't he never hype up with others?"
The manager comforted him and said, "As far as I know, it was just a transaction. Yin Chang's manager paid Mi Xiu to send it to him, just to clear Yin Chang's name."
Wang Chen's mentality instantly became more balanced. Hmph, he knew that how could an idol like Mi Xiu be attracted by a powerless person like Yin Chang, he must have been forced.
… Um? etc!
Wang Chen had a flash of inspiration and asked his manager, "Mi Xiu is willing to accept money transactions?"
The manager was shocked and said, "You want to sneak him?"
Wang Chen excitedly said: "I, can I?"
Manager: "Wang Chen... I thought you were just a fool with a lot of money and ignorance, but I didn't expect you to be such a beast!"
After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone angrily.
Wang Chen: "..."
In the office, Li Xian's assistant was taken aback by his rare angry appearance: "Brother Li, what's wrong with you? Did you quarrel with Wang Chen again?"
The agent unbuttoned the first button of his shirt, heaved a sigh of relief, and said calmly: "It's nothing, just to frighten him. Hey, this young master is getting harder and harder to cheat. I decided to apply for a salary increase with Sister Xuan."
assistant:"… "
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[Interlude]
Yin Chang: "Then what do you like?"
Shao Junling looked at Yin Chang, and said to himself, he likes brother like this. (*/ω＼*)
ps. Shao Junling's liking here is just the pure liking of a child...
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Wang Chen's agent finally has a name in this chapter.
Please remember him, called Li Xian.