The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance
信息素说我们不可能
Author: 毛球球
Latest: Chapter 79
Status: Completed
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Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, both presenting in the middle of a gang fight, are carried to the hospital one after the other. One becomes an omega, and one becomes an alpha.
Probably because the two were in the middle of an intense brawl at the time of presenting, their pheromone compatibility is an historically unprecedented 0%.
Other than sometimes fighting and getting on bad terms every time they meet, these two people put together are definitely safe — to the point that when there are not enough hotel rooms on a school trip, teachers put them in the same room.
Teachers: Anyone has the potential to date in high school, but these two definitely have no chance!
The principal catches an alpha and an omega walking on the side path in the evening, supposedly dating —
Students: There is no way, those two are definitely innocent!
Everyone, including Luo Zhiyu himself, thinks that there is no way between them.
And then one day, Luo Zhiyu gets permanently marked by Xiao Yan.
Luo Zhiyu: ? No, the pheromones say we are not compatible, we must believe in science.
Xiao Yan pulls out the new compatibility report, dropping it in front of Luo Zhiyu: Enough nonsense, go steal your hukou identification so we can get married.
As Luo Zhiyu attends his high school’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, second-year Xiao Yan sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.
Luo Zhiyu picks up a stick and swings it at Xiao Yan for two whole blocks.
As Xiao Yan attends his university’s first year military training, under the scorching sun, high school third-year Luo Zhiyu sits in front of their squad drinking iced water and eating watermelon.
Xiao Yan brings the person into his arms, kissing him against a wall.
我们是绝对纯洁的！
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洛知予和肖彦是在打群架时同时分化的，一前一后被抬进了医院，一个成了omega，一个成了alpha
大概是因为两人分化时正在大打出手的缘故，两人的信息素匹配度为0%，史无前例
除了偶尔会打架见面会眼红，这两人放在一起绝对安全，就连学校出游，房间不够了，老师也是安排他俩住一个房间的
老师：谁都有可能早恋，他俩绝对不可能！
校长抓早恋抓到了晚上在操场边说话的一对AO
同学：不可能，他俩是纯洁的！
所有人，包括洛知予，都觉得他俩没可能
然后有一天，洛知予被肖彦标记了
洛知予：？不可以，信息素决定我们不合适，我们要相信科学
肖彦把新的匹配度检测单摔在了洛知予的面前：少废话，回去偷户口本结婚
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洛知予高一军训，炎炎烈日，高二的肖彦，蹲在他们方阵前喝冰水吃西瓜
洛知予捡了根树枝，撵了肖彦两条街
肖彦大一军训，炎炎烈日，高三的洛知予，蹲在他们方阵前喝冰水吃西瓜
肖彦将人搂过去，按到墙角亲
肖彦Ax洛知予O
高中到大学，同校不同级
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