The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 16: We didn't wash the floor

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The school entrance exam is just around the corner. In the office of the second grade teaching group, teachers are discussing the teaching work of the new semester during the big class break. There are many exams in No. 1 middle school. There is a semester test at the beginning of the semester, a monthly test and a mid-term test at ordinary times, and a variety of weekly and evening self-study random tests in senior three.

The weekend is the entrance exam of the second year of high school, and there are stacks of printed test papers in the office.

"Do you think the students are under a lot of pressure now?" Director Xu is in charge of student work. "I think the second year students may be under a lot of pressure. I think they are a little lethargic."

"It's okay." Teacher Li said, "These children were still listening to songs on my account just now. They have their own way of entertainment. Just leave enough space and time for them."

"That's right, Mr. Li." One (3) head teacher who passed by the office of the teaching group knocked on the door and complained, "Xiao Yan in your class, after self-study last night, we asked Luo Zhiyu to fight at the door of our class, but it didn't work out. , stopped the teacher in the class, Luo Zhiyu is also wrong about this, he shouldn't tell Teacher Zhang that he is Xiao Yan."

"Does the relationship between these two children have to be so bad?"

"? No." Teacher Li recalled the scene he saw last night, "their relationship is okay, Xiao Yan gave Luo Zhiyu a topic last night, Luo Zhiyu listened very carefully, I saw When they were discussing intensely, the learning atmosphere was very good."

"?"

In the classroom of the second grade (3) class—

Luo Zhiyu leaned against the door, waiting for Xiao Yan's answer. Xiao Yan clearly heard someone nearby say "Fuck", followed by all kinds of whispers that he couldn't hide.

"what's the situation?"

"Tangyuan and Xiao Yan live in the same dormitory, why do you think Tangyuan knows so much about scumbags?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, handsome looks are not reliable, I am ugly and I am reliable."

"Wait a minute, don't get excited, this seems to be Luo Zhiyu from the first grade, right?"

After ten seconds of reciting, Rumang put aside the topic just now, and his thoughts turned around in the recent events. Xiao Yan finally remembered that Luo Zhiyu was here to find him.

It's time to come.

"Didn't we agree on next week?" Xiao Yan remembered the time, he stood up and walked in Luo Zhiyu's direction, "I have school exams this weekend."

As soon as he finished speaking, before Luo Zhiyu could speak, the whispers in the classroom rang out again.

"He still wants to wait for next week?"

"He's still thinking about taking the exam?"

"The school's grass-roots set collapsed?"

Xiao Yan: "…"

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

"What are they talking about?" These people were not whispering at all, and their voices were a little lower than those of early reading. "Your class is so lively between classes."

"...Come with me." Xiao Yan grabbed Luo Zhiyu's wrist and led people out of the classroom. The eyes of the third class students followed them, moving from the front door to the back door until they couldn't see them.

So the suspicious eyes of everyone in the classroom focused on Fan Yue, Tang Yuan and Zhang Shu.

Fan Yue: "..."

Fan Yue: "You guys are sober, that's Luo Zhiyu from the first grade (3) class."

"That's right, that's Luo Zhiyu." Tang Yuan also said, "The school's Tieba Tao has hundreds of floors, and with 0% pheromone matching, it's impossible for us to match him."

"Both of them are pure, and there is no possibility of falling in love with a pheromone match of 0%." Zhang Shu concluded, "How could Xiao Yan be a scumbag, don't think about it too much."

"." Fan Yue said, "If nothing else, you can still trust my character."

"So what are your class talking about? Are you talking about you? They all look at you when I talk." Luo Zhiyu was taken by Xiao Yan all the way to the end of the corridor. There is a small terrace that extends out, and no one usually goes there. There.

"Because you're here to find me." Xiao Yan let go of the hand holding Luo Zhiyu's wrist, "Are you talking about the second test of pheromone matching degree, why is it released this week?"

"Probably they're in a hurry, after all, it's rare." Luo Zhiyu turned his back to Xiao Yan, lying on the railing to blow air, "The driver's uncle at home is going home to see his daughter on the weekend. Anyway, we both have to be tested, so take me with you. One ride."

Xiao Yan: "…"

"Why are you hesitating?" Luo Zhiyu's low-key ended, "I'll just take a car to the hospital and I won't do anything to you."

He climbed on the railing and reached out to catch the rain falling from the sky. The zipper of his school uniform was open, the ill-fitting school uniform was too large, and the neckline was half-covered. The differentiation observation period had passed, and Luo Zhiyu did not put on pheromone to block it. paste.

Xiao Yan's eyes only stopped for a moment, and then he immediately turned elsewhere, which made him miss what Luo Zhiyu said.

"What about you?" Luo Zhiyu frowned, "Why don't you hold your breath, your class won't gather people to do pornography, right?"

Yes, this is the usual Luo Zhiyu.

"Why were you so low-key just now?" He was dazed by a black pot that fell from the sky.

"I'm begging you, classmate Xiao Yan." Luo Zhiyu said, "Could it be that I brought a broom, you won't be addicted by my beating."

A word is a pot, but Xiao Yan was inexplicably happy because of his "please" for half a second, he reached out and pulled Luo Zhiyu back from the railing, and pulled the zipper of his school uniform to the neckline: "To me The school uniform is better."

"Why are you doing so much shit..." Luo Zhiyu didn't understand why this man's school uniform was so precious. He was about to reason when the prep bell for class rang.

"Come and wait for me at the entrance of the first test room on the weekend." Xiao Yan helped Luo Zhiyu to fold the collar of his school uniform, and clicked on the name tag on Luo Zhiyu's chest, "I will take you there after the test."

Xiao Yan walked all the way back to the classroom and met Mr. Li, the head teacher of the class, at the door.

"Don't you stay in the classroom to chat on rainy days?" Teacher Li asked concerned, "Where did you go?"

"I don't dare to talk anymore." Xiao Yan said, "I still love learning. Learning is the main task of students in high school."

Teacher Li:"?"

Fan Yue gave Xiao Yan a gesture of ok and done from a distance. When Mr. Li entered the class, the class had already entered the learning mode in a second. In this class, Mr. Li always felt that there were several students in the class. He was peeking at Xiao Yan.

Luo Zhiyu met Xiao Yan again in the cafeteria in the evening. He had just finished dinner, and when he looked up, he saw a familiar back of the head beside the table in front of him.

Luo Zhiyu is in a good mood.

"What are you doing?" The cafeteria gave high school students an extra meal tonight, and each one gave an extra piece of fruit. Luo Zhiyu chose oranges. Jing Ximing was eating when he saw Luo Zhiyu pulling out a marker from his pocket, painted eyes and eyebrows on the orange peel, and painted a melon-eating emoji.

"Like it?" Luo Zhiyu held the orange in his hand and admired, "It looks very similar."

He added a few strokes to the orange peel as hair, like the idiot who sat in front of him eating melons during military training.

"Like what? Why? It's quite vivid." Jing Ximing didn't understand the operation, "Why did you draw this suddenly?"

"Shh." Luo Zhiyu got up, put the dinner plate in the designated position, wandered two steps by the table, chose a good position, took a step back, raised his right hand, and the little orange drew an arc in the sky, precise Unmistakably hit the head of a sophomore boy at the table in the front row, and then rolled onto the dinner plate.

Then Jing Ximing saw that his roommate picked up his schoolbag at a very fast speed and jumped from the back door of the cafeteria.