The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 2: Absolutely pure

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It was him.

Luo Zhiyu understood the meaning of the series of "fairy frowns" yesterday.

Every time Luo Zhiyu sees Xiao Yan, it feels like he is on the big stage of Zu'an, and the first sentence must not be the other party's name, but "your mother".

It's instinct, which always precedes consciousness, and this time was no exception.

Luo Zhiyu got angry when he saw this man's schadenfreude smile: "Your mother..."

Before the word "Yes" could be said, Xiao Yan quickly reached out and pressed the wheat in front of Luo Zhiyu.

A row of school leaders: "..."

The opening of "I am your mother" was too shocking. All the teachers and students in the auditorium of No. 1 Middle School were in an uproar, and some people laughed loudly.

Principal Zhang cleared his throat and coughed twice, and the auditorium gradually became quiet.

"Alumni, you said it yourself, to be united and friendly." Xiao Yan nodded to the principal and others on the other side, reopened the Mai in front of Luo Zhiyu, and motioned him to continue.

There was also a Band-Aid slanted under his right eye, which was Luo Zhiyu's masterpiece during the group fight the day before yesterday.

Luo Zhiyu rolled his eyes at Xiao Yan, finally remembered his name, and continued the school opening speech of the freshman representative.

"I'm Luo Zhiyu from the first grade (3) class, this year's freshman."

He never dreamed that the target of mutual fights from childhood to adulthood was the same high school he was going to study, and he was also an outstanding student representative like him.

The opponent is just as good as him.

The freshman's speech was only three minutes long. Reading the manuscript was too disciplined and not in line with Luo Zhiyu's philosophy of being a man. If he wanted to speak, it would have to be unscripted.

If it wasn't Xiao Yan who appeared in the seat next to him, he would probably have led all the freshmen to look forward to the future with the approval of the teachers.

And now-

"The reason why I am here is because of my high school entrance examination scores." He faced all the students, but what he said was for Xiao Yan. He picked up the paper cup on the table, took a sip of tea, and then After nodding his head, and after all the pretense, he slowly spit out the last two words, "Very high."

Xiao Yan: "…"

The first-place speech is the unwritten rule of the school, but Luo Zhiyu was the first to reveal the unwritten rule.

Qiu Yi, the head teacher of the third class of the first grade, who was sitting in the first row, stared at Luo Zhiyu on the stage with a stunned expression.

The usual speech routine is to humble oneself first, then look forward to the final encouragement, Luo Zhiyu made up his own mind after seeing Xiao Yan, and directly ate the self-humbling part.

The students in the auditorium wanted to beat people.

"It's him, Luo Zhiyu, that rude tone is definitely him."

"Labor and management are not satisfied!"

"I shouldn't have been deceived by his face woo woo woo."

"The scumbag feels hurt."

"Shh." The man was too embarrassed to think there was a commotion in the auditorium, and put his index finger between his lips to signal everyone to keep quiet.

"Maybe you think I'm blowing." Luo Zhiyu turned to look at Xiao Yan, "but every word I said is the truth."

"That's the end of my speech." Luo Zhiyu said, "I hope everyone can have a happy high school life."

Then there was applause from the audience.

Xiao Yan smiled, followed by clapping his hands twice, and said in Luo Zhiyu's scorching eyes, "The motto of No. 1 Middle School is unity and friendship."

"As a student representative of the second year of senior high school, I am honored to sit here." Xiao Yan's speech was similar to Luo Zhiyu's at the beginning, but he began to leave the manuscript later, "Since you have come to the Municipal No. 1 Middle School, you must continue to work hard. Otherwise, who knows who will be in my position next year."

"Finally." Xiao Yan turned to look at Luo Zhiyu on the right, "On behalf of all the second-year high school students, welcome the arrival of the first-year children."

The principal was very happy that the students could compete in learning, but Luo Zhiyu was not happy, he was played by Xiao Yan as a monkey all day yesterday.

"First grader" Luo Zhiyu glared at Xiao Yan and gritted his teeth quietly: "Don't let me see you again."

"I can't guarantee it." Xiao Yan got off the podium and went to the backstage with friends from the student union.

"The little bully of the Luo family is really angry when he sees you." Fan Yue is an alpha, he is familiar with Xiao Yan, and he basically understands the "great hatred" between Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu.

Xiao Yan thought of yesterday's chat and still found it interesting.

"Why do you always provoke him?" Fan Yue didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"This time he delivered it to the door himself." Xiao Yan said, "I reminded him."

"It's going to explode at one point, don't you think it's interesting?" Xiao Yan handed the phone to Fan Yue, "Look."

In Xiao Yan's WeChat chat box, there was a string of messages sent by Luo Zhiyu just now.

[Not knowing]: Fairy frowning.jpg

[Not knowing]: You are not a thing.

[Not knowing]: I should have known it was you.

[I don't know]: You have been a bad embryo since you were a child.

[I don't know]: Bah.jpg

[? ? ? ]: Luo Zhiyu, from now on, we all belong to the same school. We can't see you when you look up, why don't we stop fighting

[I don't know]: Get out of here, who wants to see you up and down.

[I don't know]: The labor and capital will kill you.jpg

[Not knowing]: I promise to stay away from you.

The harsh words of the two bosses before the start of the school caught the attention of the reporters of the city newspaper. The reporters immediately expressed their surprise and gave full play to the unique professionalism of journalists, and they wrote a new manuscript at noon.

[Follow-up report: The students surnamed Luo and Xiao, who had zero pheromone match before, appeared at the opening ceremony of No. 1 Middle School at the same time. Netizens: 0% fate.]

The opening ceremony ended with the applause of all the students. Today's campus news and several new posts were posted on the campus forum.

[How to evaluate this year's opening ceremony?]hot

1L?RT, what do you think.

2L: Call Ban Luo Zhiyu, the first grader of high school (3).

3L: Luo Zhiyu is a real bully hahahaha, the opening ceremony worthy of being recorded in the history of the school, blindly guessing that the person he wanted to scold should be Xiao Yan, was pinched off by the school grass.

4L: After reading the pictures in the city newspaper, Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu are too eye-catching to sit together. I want to have a bite of this pair.

5L: Back to fourth brother, it's impossible for the two of them. The pheromone match is 0%, and the relationship is still so bad. It feels like they are almost in a fight on the rostrum when they sit in the front row.

6L: That's right, let's go. Anyone can fall in love, but it's impossible for them to believe in science.

7L: Luo Zhiyu is an omega? So do I have a chance

8L: I think you don't know him...

9L: Can't wait to see what's going on next year's Commencement.

Luo Zhiyu sat in a daze on the steps outside the auditorium. Jing Ximing was not feeling well in the morning, so he didn't come to the opening ceremony. He stayed in the dormitory now and asked Luo Zhiyu to bring him lunch.

[Wallhead Grass]: Real name Rui Sibai, you have become famous very fast.

[I don't know]: The fairy frowned.jpg, blame me for being too good.

[Wall Head Grass]: Lunch is handed over to you. I am full of pheromones now, and it is not convenient to go out.

[Not knowing]: Don't worry, I promise to buy you the best food, I have the basic information about the cafeteria. Little dinosaur super confident.jpg

[I don't know]: I'm going to change into a military training uniform first, the size of the clothes is not right, and then I'll go to the cafeteria.

According to the tradition of No. 1 Middle School, freshmen of high school have a week-long military training before the official start of school. Luo Zhiyu didn't have time to try on the military training uniform last week, and only found out yesterday that the clothes were the wrong size.

Luo Zhiyu found the student activities office all the way, knocked on the door, and the door was opened by a teacher he didn't know.

"Change clothes, right? There are no ready-made ones." The teacher is looking down to fill out the form, and he can see his intention at a glance, "Go to the room over there and ask the student council to measure the size for you, shoulder width, collar length, waist circumference and bust circumference. Hips, they know which size to get, and then register it for you, in case you make a mistake and you have to make a trip."

"Can I measure it myself?" Luo Zhiyu asked.

"I can't measure it accurately," the teacher said. "Those high school sophomores are all idle, let them come."

Luo Zhiyu took the soft ruler from the teacher's hand, walked to the designated room, and pushed open the door of the room.

A man in a red school uniform was mixed into the blue school uniform in the room. The five alpha students holding the instant noodle bucket obviously did not expect that someone would come in at this time, and their ten eyes stared at the opening ceremony just now. The popular Luo Zhiyu.

The students headed by "omega?" remembered the big guy's profile.

"Well." Luo Zhiyu nodded and shook the soft ruler in his hand, "Who is coming?"

"It's not good for us to come..." Fan Yue looked embarrassed, the young master who had just differentiated didn't seem to know the difference between AO.

"Senior sister and the others have gone to dinner, and now there is no one else, so let's do it..." Another alpha had an idea and shouted at the back room, "Xiao Yan, come out and help."

"Yes! Why didn't I expect it!" Fan Yue slapped the table, "their pheromone match is 0%, absolutely pure."

Luo Zhiyu: "???"