The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 25: Choice questions

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The "wounded" was too violent, and the originally planned drill process was completely messed up. The originally well-ordered drill scene of No. 1 Middle School was mixed with a lot of discussions, laughter, cat meowing, and someone's screams.

The teacher who came to visit: "… "

Director Wu couldn't praise anymore, and the smile on his face couldn't hold back: "... In short, they are quite special."

"You have no conscience." Xiao Yan picked up the paper cup on the table and threw it into the trash can on the ground, only then did he remember to turn off the wheat.

Two very special students turned off the microphone and hurriedly cleaned up the messy rostrum. The projection screen behind the two was not turned off, and stopped on the last ppt that Luo Zhiyu had turned over. Black text on a white background was clear. Chu Di wrote, "You must be calm and calm when you are in trouble."

"What are they talking about?" Zhang Shu stood on tiptoe and looked around, "What did Brother Yan do to Luo Zhiyu?"

"I don't know." Fan Yue pulled Zhang Shu back, "Quick, quick, go and replace the dumplings as a wounded person."

Zhang Shu just laid on the stretcher instead of Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan whimpered and whistled past the two, and a fat orange cat stomped on Zhang Shu's body.

Fan Yue: "..."

"Why are there so many big orange cats in the school recently, I knew I was going to play the wounded just now, and it's easy to lie down." Luo Zhiyu's hand was a little red from the tea, "It hurts, where did you burn it, it doesn't matter. ?"

When the paper cup was knocked down, it was soaked with rain and dew, half of it was splashed on the back of Luo Zhiyu's hand, and the other half was splashed on Xiao Yan's pants.

"It's okay..." Xiao Yan shook his head, tapped the space bar on the computer, and changed the ppt.

"Come and see?" Luo Zhiyu did two things today, brewing tea and flipping the ppt, and the tea cup was poured, which made him a little sorry, whether it was false or sincere, he planned to care about Xiao Xiao Hiko.

Xiao Yan took a step back at his question, his eyes with a slightly complicated mood stayed on Luo Zhiyu's face for a few seconds, and he shook his head as if in disgust.

Luo Zhiyu: "?" What is being hypocritical.

"Luo Zhi." Xiao Yan wiped the stool and sat back down, "You are a rascal."

"How could I..." Luo Zhiyu was about to slap the table to retort on the spot, inexplicably remembering the results of his search yesterday, he immediately became dumbfounded, and even Xiao Yan was surprised by the speed at which he shut up.

The two people who had no experience in field control continued to cooperate, Xiao Yan opened the microphone, Luo Zhiyu continued to turn the page, and when he finished the last few safety knowledge that no one had heard, he just heard the class bell after the big class break.

The originally noisy playground gradually quieted down, and students from each class lined up in a queue and walked towards the classroom in an orderly manner.

"What were you two doing just now?" Fan Yue trotted a few steps and caught up with the two.

"The boiling water has been splashed." Luo Zhiyu was still rubbing the back of his hand, "what are you doing when you think we are both?"

"Sure enough." Fan Yue was relieved, "I said you two must be very pure."

Luo Zhiyu: "... oh."

Xiao Yan: "…"

Due to the situation of this earthquake prevention and disaster reduction safety drill, the purpose of science popularization was not achieved. The school decided to choose another day to re-do the morning meeting drill, sign the blackboard newspaper with Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan's names, and stay at the gate of No. 1 Middle School for a period of time. .

City No. 1 Middle School Campus Forum—

[This is the most exciting morning meeting since I entered the first high school hahaha.]

1L: Old Wu's face is green hahahaha, I feel sorry for him, it's really unfortunate to meet these two in education work. dog head.jpg

2L: It's alright. Big brother is serious. When you take the city entrance exam, you will find that they can give the school principal a face. I feel bad for the dumplings, it's really not easy to be fierce, and it took three laps around the playground to get rid of the big orange cat.

3L: Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan are as funny as ever. Whenever I am about to believe that they are pure, they can always do something else. dog head.jpg

4L: The two of them poured the boiling water, let's go, let's get rid of the yellow waste in our minds, 0% pheromone match, what are you thinking

5L: Follow the fourth floor with a roar, it's impossible for the two of them, just laugh, don't take it seriously.

6L: Well, it's impossible for the two of them. Then Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu have appeared at the same time very frequently recently. Is the motive impure? Has Yan-ge been whitewashed today

7L (smoke of gunpowder): Director Wu, Director Xu, some teachers play mobile phones and browse forums in class, and it is recommended to investigate carefully.

"The physical education teacher has something to do in this session. Change it to math." Teacher Zhang stood on the podium, and the voices in the classroom gradually became quieter.

"The physical education teacher has something to do every day." Jing Ximing whispered.

"Hey." Luo Zhiyu put a pillow on his arm, "I want to go out and play badminton."

"Luo Zhiyu." Teacher Zhang, who teaches mathematics, called his name, "It's you, the one who pretended to be Xiao Yan in the second year of high school."

The whole class started laughing.

"Come and solve this problem." Teacher Zhang tapped the blackboard with the triangle ruler in his hand, "Don't just write the answer, write the whole calculation process."

Luo Zhiyu stood up obediently and walked to the podium to calculate the questions. Teacher Zhang walked off the podium and watched the students in the class in turn.

This question is not difficult for Luo Zhiyu, but it takes a little time to write the whole calculation process. When Luo Zhiyu wrote a small half of the blackboard, he saw a familiar figure in the corner of his eye.

Xiao Yan wore his blue-and-white school uniform and held a badminton racket. Together with Fan Yue, they passed by the door of Class One (3) of senior high school. This class was a physical education class. The two people who were going to the playground, each Everyone has an ice cream in their hands.

When passing by Class 1 (3), Xiao Yan took a look at the familiar seat of course, but unexpectedly did not see Luo Zhiyu, Luo Zhiyu was doing a question on the podium.

The moment Luo Zhiyu saw Xiao Yan, he was already distracted, and the chalk in his hand crooked a line of dog crawling.

"Come out to play." Xiao Yan slowed down his steps and pointed to the playground outside the balcony, "Understood, do you play ball?"

"Go go go go." Luo Zhiyu replied with a mouth shape, "I'm doing the question."

"Luo Zhiyu." Teacher Zhang roared, "If you don't do the questions well, who will you let go?"

"He..." Luo Zhiyu pointed out the window. The two people who were standing outside the window used the window sill as a cover and squatted down at a very fast speed.

Teacher Zhang:"?"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"It's alright, teacher." Luo Zhiyu gritted his teeth and pressed a line of calculations on the blackboard, "I'm looking for inspiration to do the question."

Under the admiration of the whole class, Luo Zhiyu returned to his seat. He stacked the two piles of books on the table higher, blocking Teacher Zhang's view, and opened WeChat.

[Representative of outstanding second-year high school students]: Hahahahaha.

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of high school]: Deserved hahahaha.

[Not knowing]: You wait.

"I don't know anymore" to modify the user's remarks to [Smelly Orange].

[Smelly Orange]: I'll wait.

In the evening of self-study, the sophomore (3) class conducted a temporary test in the classroom.

"Be conscious of yourself, there is nothing to copy when taking the physiology class test. The score will not be included in the evaluation. If you fail, you will just take it again." Teacher Xu distributed the test paper and looked at the time, "I have something to do at home. I have to go back first, no one is invigilating the exam, everyone is self-conscious, if someone is whispering, Xiao Yan will help me remember my name, and classmate Lu Minggui will help me collect the exam paper after the exam."

"Send the test paper." Teacher Xu handed the test paper to Fan Yue, "Three versions, don't send it wrong."

[Shi No. 1 Middle School Physiological Health Class Ending Quiz, alpha version]

The first question is multiple choice.

The first sub-question (common sense question): It's getting late, and an unmarked omega invites you to go out to play. He has no clear purpose and only invites you alone. The words are evasive and even a bit provocative. , what should you do at this point

A. to go out together happily

B. Strictly reject him

C. Reluctantly agree to him

"Simple, choose without thinking." Fan Yue has already started to do the questions, "Hurry up and finish your homework."

It's really simple, the sub-question is given, and the naive approval doesn't choose B. Xiao Yan took off the cap of the pen, and just as the tip of the pen stopped on the paper, there was a light tapping sound from the window beside him—

The second year of high school is taking the exam, the corridor is quiet, Luo Zhiyu hides by the wall, tiptoes, and his voice is very soft: "Come out to play, brother."