The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 34: to do the analysis

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[Smelly oranges]; look, both lose.

[Not knowing]: Believe me, it was an accident.

[Smelly Orange]: Did you know that at a critical moment, you left me alone and ran away like you bought a standing ticket overnight.

[I don't know]: It doesn't matter, brother, listen to my explanation, your reputation in my family is as bad as my reputation in yours.

[Not knowing]: You have nothing to fear, understand?

[Smelly Orange]: Fairy frowning.jpg

On Sunday afternoon, when Jing Ximing returned to the dormitory, Luo Zhiyu was writing a weekly diary.

"Are you playing games?" Jing Ximing pushed the suitcase under the bed and put it away, "Play a few games and then write."

"It's not impossible, just do your homework when you win a round." Luo Zhiyu put down his pen and found his mobile phone under the pillow by the bed.

A few hours later, the two teamed up and played more than ten rounds. After kneeling, scolding and scolding each other, they finally won as they wished.

"I think his scolding makes sense." Jing Ximing was talking about his teammates earlier, "Maybe we are the real ones."

"Nonsense, don't get caught up in the rhythm." Luo Zhiyu quit the game, "He's good too, otherwise how could he match us?"

"Then you're right." Jing Ximing immediately changed his position.

"Wash and sleep." Luo Zhiyu finished making up the weekly diary, and was about to open his eyes. "There will be class on Monday tomorrow."

For some homework, it must be at the moment when the homework is about to be handed in, and when the deskmate pulls out the homework from the schoolbag, it will be remembered that he has not written it at all. For example, Luo Zhiyu, who was in class on Monday morning, panicked when he saw Jing Ximing pull out a Chinese homework from his schoolbag.

He suddenly realized that this weekend, it seems that there are two more Chinese homework books to be written, one for practice and one for individual exercises.

He went out with Xiao Yan on Saturday and didn't care about homework at all, and he didn't even think of this homework in the dormitory on Sunday.

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

If this is other homework, just copy and copy it. There are many words in the Chinese homework, and it is quite tiring to make up.

No matter how good or bad grades are in grades, homework must be handed in.

"You write now." Jing Ximing was the group leader who collected the homework. He tried his best to win Luo Zhiyu a chance, "It's early reading now, you write quickly, concentrate on writing, and I'll give it to the class representative later."

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu rolled up his sleeves and picked up the pen, "If anyone disturbs me, I will not finish with him."

Luo Zhiyu was about to finish with Xiao Yan. He just picked up the pen and wrote less than two lines. Xiao Yan knocked on the door of Class One (3) with the two big brooms borrowed from the cleaning department. Under the attention of the whole class, he walked to Luo Zhiyu's desk, shoved one of the brooms into Luo Zhiyu's hand, and helped Luo Zhiyu hold it.

"Go out and sweep the floor." Xiao Yan pointed to a row of ginkgo trees outside the window that were falling leaves, "You won't forget the sins you made yourself."

Luo Zhiyu: "..." What are you afraid of.

Luo Zhiyu carried two language homework books, dragged his broom, and went out with Xiao Yan to the cleaning area. Along the way, he "accidentally" stepped on Xiao Yan's shoes three times, until Xiao Yan, who couldn't bear it, slapped his butt with the broom. It was barely two minutes of silence.

During the morning reading time, there were only the two of them in the area in front of the teaching building. The leaves of the ginkgo trees were spread out on the ground. Luo Zhiyu symbolically waved his broom a few times, symbolically performing the "sweeping" process. process, without rules.

After more than ten minutes, Xiao Yan looked back and laughed angrily.

"Luo Zhi."

"Here." Luo Zhiyu stood up straight with a broom in one hand.

"You're here to make trouble." Xiao Yan pointed to the piece of land he just swept, "I worked so hard to pile the leaves I swept out there, and you swept it for me again."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"Brother." Luo Zhiyu took a step back with a guilty conscience, "We just treat it as the autumn wind blowing by ourselves, whether it's okay or not, it's none of my business."

Luo Zhiyu, who was driven to sit by the flower bed, had a broom at his feet and a language homework on his leg. He heard the rustling of leaves when Xiao Yan was sweeping the floor, and the tip of the pen in his hand tried to keep up with the rhythm. , the homework is written quickly.

The leaf in the shape of a small fan fell staggeringly and landed between Luo Zhiyu's neckline. He reached out to pick it, and the pen in his hand made a light stroke on the neck, as if leaving traces of ink.

"Brother Yan, come here." Luo Zhiyu waved at Xiao Yan.

Xiao Yan stepped on the fallen ginkgo leaves all over the ground and walked towards the flower bed: "It's fine if you don't work, you still call me..."

He didn't speak anymore, Luo Zhiyu unzipped the school uniform in front of him, and was about to take off his jacket.

The weather in late autumn was already very cold, Xiao Yan stopped him: "What are you doing?"

"I accidentally stroked my neck, I can't see it, you can help me see." Luo Zhiyu loosened the button of the inner lining, opened his neckline a little, grabbed Xiao Yan's hand, and gently Pressed on the back of his neck, "Is there any ink marks?"

Xiao Yan: "..." It's too much, hooliganism.

Luo Zhiyu's neck was fair and clean, with no ink marks as he expected, and the place where Xiao Yan's fingertips were touching was less than two centimeters from the position of the omega glands. It was too close, Xiao Yan took the physiology class of No. 1 Middle School completely. He knew that this had exceeded the safe distance between alpha and omega. His fingertips were stained with the faint scent of peach, which had nothing to do with pheromones. The innate instinct of alpha almost broke the delicate balance in his heart.

"Nothing." Xiao Yan gently squeezed the inch of skin between Luo Zhiyu's neck, avoiding the position of the glands on the back of the other's neck, as if warning Luo Zhiyu, and also warning himself, he He picked up the other ginkgo leaf on Luo Zhiyu's collar, pushed Luo Zhiyu away gently, helped him re-button the inner lining, and zipped up the zipper of the school uniform.

When the leaves were taken away, Luo Zhiyu probably felt a little itchy around his neck, he tilted his head slightly, and his hair swept across the back of Xiao Yan's hand.

"Forget it, don't do this to other alphas, you know?" Xiao Yan gently swept Luo Zhiyu's cheek with the ginkgo leaf in his hand.

"Don't worry, I am measured." Luo Zhiyu said, "The questions of Xiaohong and Xiaolan will definitely get full marks next time."

"Mr. Xu is early." Luo Zhiyu greeted the passing physiology teacher.

"Morning, what are you two doing?" Teacher Xu nodded, "Sweeping the floor again?"

The word "again" is very spiritual, Xiao Yan smiled silently.

"That's right teacher." Luo Zhiyu said, "As you can see, I gave back again, and dragged my back."

"Just in time, you can help me bring your class's printed materials." Teacher Xu handed a stack of documents to Luo Zhiyu, "I went straight back to the office."

The word "pad back" obviously gave Luo Zhiyu new inspiration. He had a whim and decided to try to pull Xiao Yan on his little thief boat.

"Stop sweeping." Luo Zhiyu poured a basin of cold water, and he pointed to the ginkgo tree above the two of them, "While you sweep, the leaves on it are still falling, and they will never be cleaned, so let's sweep the floor. The time limit is full, and no one will accept our results."

"It's not impossible." For some reason, Xiao Yan felt that Luo Zhiyu's fallacy was more and more reasonable.

"Anyway, it's all about brushing the time, and you can go back after reading early." Luo Zhiyu assigned one of the homework to Xiao Yan, and tilted his head to look at Xiao Yan on the left, "Brother Yan, do me a favor."

Xiao Yan: "…"

Luo Zhiyu took out a pen from Xiao Yan's pocket and patted it in Xiao Yan's palm: "You brought a pen, didn't you?"

"...There is a risk, I probably can't imitate your handwriting." Homework is not a problem, as long as the difficulty is in the font, Xiao Yan explained the risk in advance.

"Write whatever you want, feel free to play." Luo Zhiyu was very generous. "The Chinese teacher has asked for leave for the past two days, and the homework has been approved by others. They are all spread out and handed in. Who knows what my characters used to look like."

"Okay." Xiao Yan boarded Luo Zhiyu's pirate ship.

Someone is willing to help, and the speed of making up the homework can be said to be very fast. When there were five minutes before the morning reading, Luo Zhiyu's homework was completed. As a thank you, Luo Zhiyu wrote an IOU at Xiao Yan's request—

[X year x month x day, Xiao Yan from the second (3) class of the high school helped Luo Zhiyu in the first (3) class to make up the homework. Luo Zhiyu owed Xiao Yan a favor. When necessary, Xiao Yan has the right to provide reasonable way of debt collection. ]

[Promise? Luo Zhiyu]

When Luo Zhiyu returned to class, he happened to be reading early in the morning, and the class representative was rushing to collect homework.

"It's stable." Luo Zhiyu turned the homework to the place where it was written this time, and handed it to Jing Ximing, "Just in time."

"That's great." Jing Ximing stretched out his hand to put his homework on top and handed it to the class representative. They were the last group to hand in, so naturally they were placed at the top of the homework pile.

"Homework is something that can always be written before handing in." Luo Zhiyu was very proud.

Jing Ximing didn't have the courage to make up his homework temporarily. He stared at the extra stack of printing materials in Luo Zhiyu's hand: "What is this?"

The supplementary materials prepared by Mr. Xu for the first grade are a set of self-assessment questions, which are used to understand the blind spots of students' knowledge, so that they can be used to prepare materials for class.

"It will be handed in after the big class break." Luo Zhiyu took out a piece of material and asked the monitor to distribute the rest, "Write it quickly."

"Why are Xiaohong and Xiaolan here again?" Luo Zhiyu, who opened the pre-class test, saw an acquaintance again, "Oh, this time, it's all about analyzing the questions."

"If you analyze the question, judge right or wrong, and then simply explain the reason." Jing Ximing also began to answer the question, "Write whatever you want, you don't need to write too much, just see the question clearly."

"It shouldn't be enough to write all the questions." Luo Zhiyu, who had written a few questions, felt that there was no difficulty, and there would not be the situation of all mistakes like last time, "Mr. Xu said why he likes to write or not, it depends on my mood. "

During the big class break, Xiao Yan went to Director Xu's office to get materials for the student union. There was no one in the office. On the desk of Teacher Xu next door, Xiao Yan saw a familiar stack of papers, the top one. With Luo Zhiyu's name written on it—

[Physical Health Class of City No. 1 Middle School? Pre-class Test? Omega Version]

School: No. 1 Middle School in xx City||?? Class: Senior One (3)?||?? Answering Student: Luo Zhiyu

1. Xiaohong is an unmarked omega, and Xiaolan is an alpha. Xiaohong and Xiaolan talk very intimately, and even go out shopping alone hand in hand.

A: No, you should finish your homework before going shopping.

2. In order to let Xiaolan help her with her homework, Xiaohong asked Xiaolan to get close to her and touched the gland on the back of her neck.

A: No, Xiaohong is too rascal.

3. When Xiaohong and Xiaolan chat, they sometimes involve some large-scale topics.

Answer: No, it is recommended to beat Xiaolan violently.

4. Xiaohong always thinks of Xiaolan. Whether in class or after class, she gets emotional when she sees Xiaolan.

A: No, if a slap doesn't make a sound, Xiaolan must have a problem.

Should not be x5, the reason is written shorter and shorter.

Should not be x6, the reason is too lazy to write.

Shouldn't be x7, the reason was eaten by Luo Zhiyu.

should not be x49

50. To sum up, shouldn't Xiaohong and Xiaolan study hard and refuse puppy love

Answer: No.