The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 36: When the disaster is imminent, they will fly (?)

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Parent 3: I don't know what to say. I feel sorry for Director Wu.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Luo Zhiyu slipped through the back door of the school's auditorium and met Xiao Yan who also slipped out.

[Not knowing]: The incident happened suddenly. wipe sweat.jpg

[Smelly Orange]: Unprepared. wipe sweat.jpg

[I don't know]: Then I think, let's fly separately when the disaster is imminent.

[Smelly Orange]: …

[Smelly Orange]: This is the result you have been thinking about for a long time? That's it? That's it

[Not knowing]: This is the best way at the moment.

[Smelly Orange]: You want to buy a standing ticket and run away overnight. Smile upside down.jpg

[Not knowing]: It is said that the heaven knows and the earth knows that you know and I know.

[I don't know]: I want to ask, this has happened, do the IOUs still count

[Smelly Orange]: ? Do you want to default? I do homework but not aftercare

[Not knowing]: I'll just ask, don't get excited.

[I don't know]: How did this happen

[Smelly Orange]: I don't know anything, I'm just a tool man.

[Smelly Orange]: My dad asked me just now, why did I get together with the little bastard of the Luo family again.

[Not knowing]: …

"What?" Fan Yue found them at the back door. "You two have committed a crime. Go to the Office of the Academic Works and surrender yourself."

Fan Yue: "And why do you two chat face-to-face on WeChat?"

No. 1 High School Campus Forum—

[Boom! Today's new material, I will never regret it! Come quickly!]

1L: Let me laugh for a while until I sort out the cause and effect.

2L: The landlord intends to graduate directly to UC? This title is taken, so quickly out of the sadness after the mid-term exam

3L (landlord): Aha! In the face of absolutely breaking news, the midterm exam is a piece of shit, I got a fraction of the math in the exam, and I don't think it's a problem.

4L: What's up? Hurry up beep, don't make my appetite, and quickly explain the cause, process and result to the Lord.

5L (landlord): Just now, the parent group asked to show the homework of the outstanding students. Old Wu said that the attitude of the outstanding students in our school towards homework is first-class, and then hahahaha, compared with the photos, Luo Zhiyu's homework is Xiao Yan written.

6L: Niupi, saying that Xiao Yan said to treat Luo Zhiyu a little better, that's really good, I admire it. #Xiao Yan? Not a scumbag#

7L: They are not in the same class, not even in the same grade, and it would be shameful to get caught.

8L: Ask for the current coordinates of the client. I really want to watch it.

9L: The office of the Coordination Institute, the sightseeing group will contact me to form a team and leave immediately. Schadenfreude.jpg

"The two of you..." If you have to describe Director Wu's current mood, it's a mix of joy and sorrow, "How can I say something about the two of you? Can you give me some face?"

"Or?" Luo Zhiyu took a small step back, "Let's go with the flow?"

Xiao Yan took a big step back: "Making big things small?"

"It's over?" Luo Zhiyu retreated tactically.

Director Xu knocked on the table with a stern face: "Be serious, come back, you two will leave the office again."

The two students stopped talking. Director Wu was very good-natured, and he was not very willing to blame the two students: "When did you two get along so well?"

Director Wu couldn't figure it out. Xiao Yan, who was drenched in peach flavored soda a few months ago, is now willing to help Luo Zhiyu with his homework. Director Wu is reflecting. He has always emphasized that the two classmates should get along well, and the two classmates have first-class understanding. This is an over-understanding of what he means, so have you tried too hard to get along well

Director Wu felt that it was necessary to teach students according to their aptitude and correct guidance. For the possibility of being so friendly with these two students, blind criticism and accusation could not solve the problem, so he prevented Director Xu from continuing to lecture, and found a reason to pay Director Xu. office.

"You two haven't fought in a few days?" Director Wu asked the two classmates in the office, "Have you been getting along well recently?"

Luo Zhiyu: "If you don't pinch tonight, it will be two weeks."

"Yes, there is progress. It's better than fighting every now and then." What should be praised is still praise, Director Wu changed his words, "However, I said that the relationship is good, not to let you help him with his homework."

"Director, you misunderstood." Luo Zhiyu retorted politely, "I don't have a good relationship with him. This is a ruthless deal. Sooner or later, I have to help him write it again."

"And Director Wu, don't you think that there is too much homework in the first year of high school, and there are a lot of unnecessary repeated exercises... Ouch." Luo Zhiyu added fuel to the fire, was kicked by Xiao Yan, and shut up.

Xiao Yan stated the reason: "Director Wu, don't listen to Luo Zhiyu, we are busy with the work of the student union on weekends, and he can't finish the homework. I will help him only after I make sure that he has mastered that part of the knowledge. "Fart, obviously forced.

Xiao Yan: "Otherwise, when I helped him write, why didn't I imitate his handwriting and leave my own handwriting naturally?"

But it doesn't matter, Director Wu just wants an explanation, and he can have a step down: "Okay, I will let the teacher of the first grade see if he can adjust the amount of homework appropriately. You two should not do this in the future. The teacher hopes that you have a good relationship. One point, don't fight, other than that, there's so much to do, isn't it?"

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu was kind, "In addition to writing homework, we can do a lot."

"Okay, goodbye, Director." The two parties began to retreat. After opening the office door, they met a sightseeing group led by Lu Minggui.

"Punish to stand, punished for copying, review and sweep the floor one-stop?" The tour group was very eager.

"There is no one dragon." Luo Zhiyu was thinking about how to deal with her sister, "Get out of the way and go back to study."

[Not knowing]: 0.0

[Luo Sixue]: Is it finished

[I don't know]: How can I make up the true feelings.

[Luo Sixue]: Microphone for you.jpg

[I don't know]: Xiao Yan, the bastard, insisted on helping me with my homework. The purpose was to let me sit back and enjoy the success and bring down the good student Luo Zhiyu.

[Luo Sixue]: Go go go go.

[I don't know]: Then change the version... One day, Xiao Yan picked up this homework on the road. After he opened it, he thought this topic was really interesting.

[I don't know anymore]: Grass, I can't make it up anymore.

[I don't know]: He just helped me with my homework, but I didn't go shopping with him, that's all. fierce.jpg

[Luo Sixue]: …

[I don't know anymore]: [Red envelope]

[Luo Sixue]: Okay, my sister doesn't know anything.

After the mid-term exam and the parents' meeting, the sports meeting of No. 1 Middle School is finally coming. For a whole week, each class was busy with the registration for the sports meeting. Posters for the mobilization of the sports meeting were also posted on the blackboards of each class. Luo Zhi was written in the lower right corner of the poster. To Xiao Yan and their names, this is what they took time to make during these days.

"Luo Zhiyu, do you want to sign up for the sports meeting?" the monitor asked him with the registration form, "I saw that you ran very fast when you beat the school grass during military training, are you sure you don't want a sprint package?"

"I won't." Luo Zhiyu returned the registration form, "In order to prove that my collective sense of honor is still there, I will pack the mineral water and snacks for the third class during the games."

The class cheered, even though an obvious sprinter was unwilling to sign up.

In the activity room of the student office, Fan Yue and the others were repeatedly looking at the sports meeting registration lists of each class.

"Is Luo Zhiyu not participating?" Tang Yuan took the registration form delivered by Class 1 (3) of high school, "He was really quick when he expelled people."

Xiao Yan was playing games beside the window with headphones on, hearing the words: "When he was a 6th grade elementary school chicken, he ran a hundred meters and fell, and he came home crying and was just passing by after school. I saw."

Fan Yue: "Pfft." He really couldn't imagine Luo Xiaobawang crying while walking.

A small orange flew over and hit Xiao Yan on the head. Luo Zhiyu stood not far from the window with a bag of small oranges: "Let me see who is talking about my dark history."

Xiao Yan: "…"

Luo Zhiyu was here to approve the leave application. He had nothing to do during the three-day sports meeting. He wanted to take this opportunity to sneak home.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Yan took out a leave request.

"Does it have to be sick?" Luo Zhiyu was very confused. He put the oranges aside, sat down opposite Xiao Yan, looked at the person opposite with his hands on his cheeks, and fell into thinking.

"The fake notes are not so easy to approve now. The school is half-open next week and you can go home. It is not recommended to leave school this week." The pen in Xiao Yan's hand tapped Luo Zhiyu's head, "Come on, what's wrong ."

"Then I'm in estrus." Luo Zhiyu hammered off the table, "Is it okay, brother."

"I'm very uncomfortable right now, I'm dizzy." I asked if I should perform immediately or in a queue, Luo Zhiyu thought about his lines, "The kind that is weak all over."

Xiao Yan: "…"

Xiao Yan raised his hand to test the temperature of Luo Zhiyu's forehead, then rubbed Luo Zhiyu's hair, and said with a smile: "Trust me, omega's estrus is not your reaction, your physiology class is definitely not good, let's go. No one can help you change your answer this time."

Luo Zhiyu pouted, there was nothing he could do, he had never experienced the omega's estrus period, it was really hard to make up, and the physiology class hadn't been covered yet.

"Go to the school hospital for an injection during the heat period, the school hospital can solve it, not the reason for leaving the school." Fan Yue saw that they were really tangled, and said to remind, "We have written you a fake note, you have to go to the teacher for approval. , that's the most troublesome thing, it's not that Brother Yan won't let you go."

"There is a reason to leave school." Tang Yuan reminded, "I used it last year. I said I was pregnant. In order to be able to go home, I was shameless. Would you like to try it too?"

Xiao Yan: "…"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"You said that!" Fan Yue said angrily, "This matter is still on the forum, and it is too embarrassing to be dug up by Luoyang shovels at every turn."

"Brother Yan, can I please you now?" Luo Zhiyu peeled an orange for Xiao Yan.

"It's too late, you hit me on the head just now." Xiao Yan reached out to pick up the orange, Luo Zhiyu gave him the orange peel, and the orange was eaten by himself.

"Why don't you go." Another student council member suggested, "On Sunday, there is a shortage of campus broadcasters. Would you like to come? Just come to the closing ceremony in the morning, and you will be awarded 1 point."

"So, who am I partnering with?" Luo Zhiyu was very picky.

"Class 6 Yan Zihan." Xiao Yan checked the schedule, "Do you want to come?"

"I'm coming!" Luo Zhiyu agreed, "Call me on Sunday afternoon."

On Sunday afternoon, it was the closing ceremony of the Games of No. 1 Middle School. After a day and a half of games, Luo Zhiyu, who had been idle for two days, wore his red and white school uniform, sat upright on the rostrum, and flipped through the newspapers of various classes. The results of the sports meeting will be sent.

"By the way, how are you and Da Spicy Film?" Before the closing ceremony started, Luo Zhiyu was chatting with Yan Zihan, "Last time you said you wanted to go out to sing with him."

"It's divided." Yan Zihan said nonchalantly, "His pheromone doesn't taste authentic enough."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

I don't really understand your spicy strips contempt chain.