The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 6: Are you prepared?

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On the balcony of an alpha male dormitory building, the students who watched the whole process took a deep breath.

A boy on the third floor said: "In the previous alpha physiology class, the teacher said that pheromone is very important, I still don't believe it, I believe it now, 0% really can't live in peace."

Second floor: "I thought it was 0%, and the rivers and lakes are disgusting. In reality, 0% is jumping up and down."

Fifth floor: "Who said a few days ago that he wanted to chase Luo Zhiyu? Luo Zhiyu was criticized!"

East of the fifth floor: "Don't dare to chase, don't dare to chase. If you chase, you are afraid of being beaten by a broom. Just take a look."

West of the second floor: "Not necessarily, don't give up yet, maybe he just hit Xiao Yan with a broom."

Fourth floor: "School grass overturned hahahaha, lifetime series."

First floor: "Don't laugh, Brother Yan is the facade of our dormitory."

Under the corner outside the dormitory—

Xiao Yan: "…"

Director Wu: "..."

Director Wu encountered his first Waterloo in his moral education work. A sophomore boy in a blue and white school uniform was drenched with soda, his hair dripping dripping water, his school uniform was soaked, and the air was fresh Peach flavor.

The culprit blinked, twitched the corners of his mouth, tried to laugh and forcibly suppressed the laughter, looked away, and finally raised his hand swayingly and took off a small leaf on Xiao Yan's head.

Luo Zhiyu held the drink can to his lips with regret, and licked off the little peach soda left on the side of the can: "Where did you buy it, it tastes good."

"Luo Zhiyu, are you still in military training tomorrow?" Xiao Yan raised his hand and wiped the corner of his lower lip, "I'll buy it for you tomorrow."

Sweet but not greasy, the taste is really good.

Luo Zhiyu was not stupid, he understood Xiao Yan's words on the spot, looked past Xiao Yan, stopped on the broom beside Director Wu, and wondered if he could take two more strokes.

"Forget it, forget it." Director Wu's persuasion was thrilling, he hid his broom behind him, "No quarrel, it's not a big deal, let's not quarrel."

Fan Yue, who had just finished eating from the cafeteria and was walking all the way, witnessed the whole process of the "Peach Incident".

"Hello, Director." Fan Yue greeted Director Wu, and then immediately faced the two bosses, "It's almost time, you two should go back to dinner."

"Don't worry, Director, the two of them are having fun, nothing serious." Fan Yue thought that Director Wu was going to punish them, so he quickly persuaded them, "They are... more united and friendly."

Fan Yue didn't have the confidence to say this, so he added another reason: "Xiao Yan helped Luo Zhiyu to measure the size of the clothes yesterday, and gave them the clothes. He also borrowed a meal card for Luo Zhiyu just now."

"That's good." Director Wu was very pleased.

Luo Zhiyu carried the broom and the lunch bought by Xiao Yanka, and withdrew with Director Wu.

In the 109 boys' dormitory in Building 1, there is a sweet smell of peach everywhere. Xiao Yan, who had just taken a shower, sat in front of the desk to dry his hair with a towel, and dried the washed school uniform on the balcony.

Zhang Shu and Tang Yuan were spending all their time reviewing for the entrance exam, Fan Yue was sorting out the student union's new student registration form, and there was less than an hour before class in the afternoon. Xiao Yan lay down on the desk, intending to close his eyes and rest.

"Luo Zhi... now?" Fan Yue frowned while holding a registration form, "What's the relationship with Luo Zhiyu?"

Xiao Yanchong stretched out a hand next to him and took the registration form. The culprit who fed him with peach soda smiled at him in the ID photo. The answer box on the form was filled with Luo Zhiyu's dog crawling. The degree is not high.

"It's Luo Zhiyu." Xiao Yan handed back the registration form, took out an English test paper from the bookshelf, and looked at it with half-closed eyes, "People who come here tell you, don't call him Luo Zhi in person."

Fan Yue: "..."

In the corridor of the 101 dormitory in Building 3, Jing Ximing stared at the extra broom in the corridor in a daze.

"Where did it come from?" Jing Ximing asked.

"I picked it up on the playground." Luo Zhiyu poured a glass of water, "It's quite easy."

"I think so too." Jing Ximing nodded.

Everything comes first and then arrives first. The second graders in high school really know the cafeteria. Luo Zhiyu felt that the lunch with Xiao Yan's meal card was particularly delicious. Luo Zhiyu took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the lunch box in front of him. , sent it to Xiao Yan.

[Not knowing]: I forgive you. [picture]

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of high school]: Fairy frowning.jpg

[Representative of outstanding second-year high school students]: I didn't forgive you.

[I don't know]: You piece of chicken shit.jpg, fight another day.

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of high school]: No need to change the day.

[Not knowing]: Clam

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of high school]: You were caught in a fight and swept the playground for two days. You don't want to run away, do you? fairy frown.jpg

[Not knowing]: No fighting, just hitting you.

[Representative of outstanding second-year high school students]: Carry your broom after class in the afternoon. See you at the playground, otherwise your credits will be deducted.

[I don't know anymore]: Provoked.

"Zhiyu!" Jing Ximing called him while standing in front of the washing machine, "I'm doing laundry, do you want to wash the military training uniform by the way? The teacher said that you just finished the division, so don't go to military training these days."

The military training uniform of No. 1 Middle School is a dark blue uniform. The shape is good-looking but the quality is average. Luo Zhiyu chased Xiao Yan for half of the campus, and even carried a broom. The whole body was either ashes or dirt, and there was a faint smell. Peach flavor.

"Come on!" Luo Zhiyu walked over with the clothes he just changed, and threw them all into the washing machine, "Then let me wash the school uniforms by the way."

Students in No. 1 Middle School are not allowed to wander around the school without school uniforms. There are two sets of school uniforms in autumn, which are just enough for students to wash and change. Luo Zhiyu threw the one from the opening ceremony into the washing machine and put on another one. School uniform.

"The school uniform of No. 1 Middle School is ugly." There were too many clothes in the washing machine, Jing Ximing turned the broom at the door upside down, poked the two people's clothes into the washing machine, and closed the lid, "It is recommended to be selected as the ugliest school uniform in the country. "

The school uniform of No. 1 Middle School is actually not bad. The high school uniform with red on the white background is very sporty. It has a vigorous youthful feeling on the body of the students. It is quite satisfactory. The teachers and parents like it, but the students do not like it.

There was no need to go to military training, Luo Zhiyu slept in the dormitory until evening, and received a voice call from Xiao Yan.

"Where are you?" A very flat voice came from the other end of the phone.

Luo Zhiyu just woke up and couldn't remember where he was for a while. He accidentally clicked on the video and was startled by the messy hair on the camera.

The man on the opposite side paused for a moment, and then clicked on the video.

"I've scanned half of it." Xiao Yan brazenly held up his mobile phone to take pictures of the playground while no one was around. "Half of it is left for you, come quickly."

"Got it." Jing Ximing was still sleeping, Luo Zhiyu carried the big broom at the door and walked all the way to the playground in the golden sunset.

Sure enough, Xiao Yan had already swept half of the playground, standing at the podium waiting for him, holding a word book in his hand.

Luo Zhiyu stopped in front of him carrying a broom: "Did your mother teach you, it's very inefficient to study like this."

Xiao Yanren leaned against the rostrum together with the broom: "Did your mother teach you, such learning is very pleasing in the eyes of the teacher."

Only then did Luo Zhiyu realize that the books in this person's hands were all upside down, purely for pretence.

"Pretend."

The two people who fought in the morning carried a broom and swept the floor on the playground. Facing the sunset, they temporarily ushered in a brief peace.

Luo Zhiyu waved his broom once, and Xiao Yan followed him with a perfunctory wave twice. The two of them managed to fool the entire playground, leaving only the flower beds beside the playground. There are many shrubs planted in the flower beds of the school, and the edges of the flower beds are stained with a lot of ash, which is not easy to clean.

Luo Zhiyu had felt that something was wrong with Xiao Yan from the beginning, but now he finally found out that Xiao Yan had changed into a school uniform, which was the same color as the one he wore, and even the name tags embedded in the school uniform were very similar.

0301 Xiao Yan

0301 Luo Zhiyu

"What high school uniform are you wearing?" Luo Zhiyu stopped.

"Ang." Xiao Yan said, "I made a mistake. I only brought one set of uniforms for the second year of high school. I can't help but wear them."

If you don't wear it, your credits will be deducted.

"Who's to blame?" Xiao Yan tapped Luo Zhiyu's hand with a broom handle.

The bushes are really difficult to clean. Luo Zhiyu climbed up the flower bed with Xiao Yan while talking to Xiao Yan.

"You're stupid, you can't blame me." Luo Zhiyu waved the broom in his hand, "Accidents are always caught off guard. You still need to prepare two sets of school uniforms. People, you have to plan ahead and be prepared."

In a few words, he described the "Peach Incident" as an accident, and left himself clean.

The bushes were growing wildly, Luo Zhiyu patronized Xiao Yan, and as soon as he finished speaking, both of them heard the sound of fabric being torn apart.

Xiao Yan: "?"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

On the back of his school uniform, a huge cut was scraped by a sharp branch.

Xiao Yan took a step back at the first moment of the incident, put aside his relationship with the incident, and threw out a sarcastic remark: "Accidents are always caught off guard."

"But I have two sets of school uniforms." Luo Zhiyu was fearless, "Just wear whatever you want."

It would take a week for the school uniform to be redone, and at most it would be a bit of a hassle to change it, but he didn't have to wear it.

He tied the torn school uniform around his waist, swept the entire playground while fighting with Xiao Yan, and walked to the dormitory. Just as he was about to open the door, he heard Jing Ximing's scream.

Luo Zhiyu shook his right hand and opened the door of the room: "What's wrong?"

Jing Ximing stood in front of the washing machine, waiting for the washing machine bucket, with a sad expression on his face.

"Be calm and don't be surprised." Luo Zhiyu took off his tattered school uniform and walked over.

Luo Zhiyu: "..." Choking.

The two people who lived on campus for the first time were stunned by the washing machine. Luo Zhiyu's dark blue military training uniform had faded, and the washing machine was full of blue.

Now, whether it's Jing Ximing's white shirt or Luo Zhiyu's red and white school uniform, it's all blue.

Luo Zhiyu, the representative of outstanding freshmen in the first year of high school, has only three days since the start of the school year, and all school uniforms are gone.