The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 67: Come and teach me

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Xiao Yan thought that Director Wu would at least express his joy to see the previous graduates running back so quickly, but he did not expect Director Wu to have a deep-rooted impression of them.

"Then what..." Xiao Yan said politely, "Director, I didn't come to fight Luo Zhiyu."

I came back to wait for my boyfriend to finish class.

Director Wu was even more vigilant: "It's not allowed to quarrel, it's not allowed, there will be fights if you quarrel, you see that you still climbed the wall and came in, and you are specially wearing the school uniform of No. 1 Middle School. At first glance, your motivation is impure. "

Xiao Yan: "?"

"I've already gone to college, wouldn't it be nice to meet some new friends?" The director was a hard worker, "Don't keep thinking about Luo Zhiyu, stop staring at him."

"That won't work." Xiao Yan categorically refused.

My boyfriend is still in his third year of high school here, can you not miss it

The director's persuasion was fruitless, so anxious that his head hurts, and his hair is about to fall out.

In the third grade (3) class who was taking the exam, someone heard the movement outside the window, glanced back at the window, saw a familiar figure, and further thought of the circle of friends that Luo Zhiyu had posted a few days ago.

"Luo Zhiyu, run, someone is coming to beat you." The front desk said in a low voice.

Luo Zhiyu, who just stood up and was about to hand in the papers: "?"

Luo Zhiyu, who had handed in the test paper, walked out of the classroom door of Class 3, and saw Xiao Yan waiting there, and Director Wu, who looked worried, and instantly understood what happened.

"Teacher, don't worry." Luo Zhiyu put on Xiao Yan's shoulder, "You have to look at us from the perspective of development. I am no longer the Luo Zhiyu of the past. I really don't fight."

"Don't worry, Director." Xiao Yan waved his hand and pulled Luo Zhiyu towards the entrance of the stairs, "I promise to return the complete Luo Zhiyu."

"Who is that?" The first-year high school student in red and white school uniform pointed at Xiao Yan and asked.

"Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan, the campus legends of No. 1 Middle School." said the second-year high school student, "The pheromone has zero match, and they have been fighting since the first day they entered the school, and they are inseparable. Look, now One has graduated, and he has to go over the wall and come back to do things."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

Compared with the public opinion environment at No. 1 Middle School, Luo Zhiyu likes U University a lot. After all, the fact that their pheromone zero match has not spread in U University. Xiao Yan's new friends all feel that the two of them can't be better. Suitable.

U University Campus Forum—

[This year's freshman is the most A-Xiao Yan, who refused to accept the argument.]

1L: Senior sister found that the freshmen of this class are all very good looking. I walked around the playground with my friends a few times, and all the handsome ones asked their names. Xiao Yan from the Economics and Management Institute, does anyone want to chase him

2L: Seriously, Xiao Yan is really good. I was also moved. I wanted to ask him what his personality was like and what hobbies he had.

3L: Don't think about it, I'm in the same class as him, Xiao Yan has a boyfriend, the high school omega boy who brought ice watermelon and ice cola to the playground that day and ended up in our school newspaper, Xiao Yan himself said that it was his boy. friend.

4L: Yes, that's the little boyfriend they've been talking about since high school, a high school student with a high profile, who is now in his third year of high school.

5L: Then IMHO, his boyfriend is a bit of a dog (literally, I have no ill intentions).

6L: I suggest not to think about it. Look at the way they are, they have some temporary marks.

7L: I heard a group of heartbroken voices, but I am from this city. I seem to have heard a rumor before that Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu from the No. 1 Middle School in the city have zero pheromone match. I don’t know if it is true. real.

8L: I didn't see it in the last military training. It's a pity. I want to see what his high school boyfriend looks like hahahaha.

9L: Busy with the college entrance examination, after all, the third year of high school.

Xiao Yan bought an apartment near the school and lived on campus at ordinary times. On weekends, he occasionally fetched Luo Zhiyu from the school. Luo Zhiyu did his homework, and Xiao Yan gave course project presentations on his laptop.

Luo Zhiyu was wearing a school uniform, lying on the desk to fool around with his homework, with the sound of the keyboard in his ears.

This kind of feeling is quite subtle. He is still a high school student, and he is still writing exam papers that seem to never be finished, and Xiao Yan has started a different rhythm of life. Their love model has become a college student and a high school. pregnancy.

College student Xiao Yan was doing his homework with a headset on, writing and playing, while high school student Luo Zhiyu was listlessly calculating problems on the scratch paper.

Freshman Luo Zhiyu decided not to go out this weekend and study hard at Xiao Yan's house.

"Understood." Xiao Yan closed the computer, "Are you free on Sunday?"

"What do you want to do?" Luo Zhiyu pushed the completed test paper over and asked Xiao Yan to help him check the correct rate, "You may or may not be free, depending on what you think."

"Help me take a class, I have extracurricular activities on Sunday, and the school has scheduled the class until the weekend." Xiao Yan came over with Luo Zhiyu's test paper and circled the number of the last question with a pencil. He took out Luo Zhiyu's right hand again, and tapped Luo Zhiyu's palm with the end of the pencil eraser, "The number is wrong, it's a low-level mistake."

"Hey... Yes." When Luo Zhiyu was bored in class in the morning, he marked the number 3 in the last question of the test paper as 8 with a pencil. When doing the question in the evening, he used 8 to calculate it, and figured out a 1. String of inexplicable numbers.

Luo Zhiyu changed the numbers and wrote down the answering process again, only then did he remember that Xiao Yan had said the first half of the sentence just now.

"I teach you a class?" Luo Zhiyu asked, "You mean this, right?"

"Yes." Xiao Yan took out another homework from Luo Zhiyu's schoolbag to help check, "In a large class of more than 200 people, the teacher does not know any of the students, if you click on my name, you should answer immediately. Well, the chances of getting it are very small."

"It's okay to paint the answer sheet." Xiao Yan threw the homework back to Luo Zhiyu, enjoying the feeling of helping high school students with their homework, "Why do you have to paint the color so evenly, I think you painted the card. It takes longer than answering questions.”

Luo Zhiyu didn't need homework help very much, so Xiao Yan could only pick up small details to satisfy the feeling of bullying high school students.

"You are very promising, college student." Luo Zhiyu grabbed Xiao Yan's trouser leg with his backhand, "Let the college students teach you a lesson, make a face."

Twenty minutes ago, Luo Zhiyu decided to study at home and not go out.

"You are also promising, let go." Xiao Yan knocked down Luo Zhiyu's hand.

High school students still went to class for college students. On Sunday, Luo Zhiyu didn't wear a school uniform, borrowed Xiao Yan's coat, and swaggered into the university class.

Big class is good, no one knows anyone, Luo Zhiyu pretends to be a happy college student.

"Hello." Luo Zhiyu found a seat at the back of the classroom and greeted the classmates next to him warmly, "Which college are you from?"

"Ji...Ji Soft Academy." The classmates were flattered, "Is this a freshman, I'm a sophomore to retake public courses."

[Learn]: [Photo], Yan Yan, has successfully infiltrated the destination and is on a mission.

[Orange]; Fairy frowning.jpg

[Orange]: What do you call me

[Knowing]: I'm already familiar with the classmates around me. No one knows that I'm an actor. You can go there with confidence.

[Orange]: Okay, it's up to you, just sit there and fill up the number, and write your homework.

[Understood]: I just heard from them that there seems to be classwork, so I'll write it for you.

[Orange]: OK.

Luo Zhiyu also sent this photo to the circle of friends-

[I know]: [Photo], someone skipped class, I reluctantly experienced the university class in advance.

[Location: U University Teaching Building 3]

[Luo Sixue]? Comment: I thought you were not allowed to go home from school this weekend, and went to the university town again. Angry.jpg, who help in class, so positive.

[Tangyuan hide-and-seek]? Comments: Shameless, even asking you to teach him a lesson.

[Fan Yue]? Comments: ... It's really a step forward.

[Director Wu]? Comment: Say you're tired, don't fight.

[I got it] Reply to [Director Wu]: Oh, Director, I'm sorry, I forgot to block you.

The class bell rang, and the teacher of this public class walked into the large classroom and started to give a lecture. The second-year brother sitting on the right of Luo Zhiyu, looking at the person on his left who should be the first-year junior, took out a set from his schoolbag. The college entrance examination paper, start to do the questions.

Sophomore brother: "?"

"You are..." The sophomore brother was puzzled.

"Oh..." Luo Zhiyu looked at the test paper he was pressing, "I reminisce about my high school life."

In an office of the U University Student Activity Center, Xiao Yan was chatting with someone.

"Don't you have a class?" asked Xiao Yan's new friend, Qian Shuyu from the School of Life Sciences, "I'm overwhelmed? Few people came to the event today, but you actually came to help."

"Let my boyfriend go." Xiao Yan turned on the computer in the office and typed in a password, "Already in the classroom."

"Just your little boyfriend in the third year of high school?" Qian Shuyu smiled, "Okay, aren't you afraid of delaying the college entrance examination?"

"It can't delay him." Xiao Yan shook his head, he and Luo Zhiyu had enough understanding.

"The relationship is really good. Last time I saw you bully others into the corner of the teaching building." Qian Shuyu said enviously, "Anyway, you don't care about the gossip on the campus forum."

"What gossip?"

"Pheromone match or something, say zero match, don't pay attention to this group of people, the sour angle is also very strange." Qian Shuyu closed the forum.

"It's true, I'm not afraid of them saying it." Xiao Yan has long been used to it, and the pheromone said that they are impossible. Luo Zhiyu, who is wearing his coat now, is not helping him in his classroom with his pheromone smell.

"The test result is zero?" Qian Shuyu frowned, "No, you two don't look like zero match at all. From personal experience, I have seen alpha and omega with a match of 11.3%. It's a knife, so don't blame the school for being nervous, although it's not absolute, but sometimes, low matching is the source of trouble, you and your high school boyfriend shouldn't have had it, right?"

"...No." The most ruthless thing was to wave the broom twice. All the fighting between Luo Zhiyu and Xiao Yan stopped at the level of the fourth grade of elementary school.

"Let's take another test, blood test, premarital test level, 0% match will not kiss someone like you, and if the match is too low, there is no way to finally mark it." Qian Yushu proposed.

In fact, the blood test was also tested, and the result was still close to zero. Luo Zhiyu was dizzy with blood and needles, and Xiao Yan was reluctant to let him take the test again.

"Wait until the college entrance examination is over. It doesn't matter if you can't measure the value, it doesn't affect us." Xiao Yan and Luo Zhiyu have long stopped caring about pheromones.

In the classroom on the other side, the teacher taught most of the class, and the rest of the time was reserved for the students to write homework. The homework sheets were passed to the back row one by one, and Luo Zhiyu wrote Xiao Yan's name on the homework sheet. .

"You are from the Economic Management Institute." The brother next to him spoke again, "The Economic Management Institute is very difficult to take the exam, and the scores are very high. Judging from the younger brother, you are quite a good person."

"Forget it." Luo Zhiyu followed the memory of the occasional lecture just now, and began to answer the questions, "'I' is very good, but it's not difficult, just pass the test."

Blowing a boyfriend by Xiao Yan's name feels quite new.

This statement of boasting about himself is too rare. The brother of the second major was obviously choked, and he didn't dare to speak again.

"It's not easy for you to come to class during the military training weekend." The teacher on the podium spoke, "Call me."

[Knowing]: Yan Yan, I called him.

[Orange]: It's okay, there are a lot of people, it's a matter of probability, don't be afraid.

[Understood]: Okay, probability question.

"Xiao Yan?" The teacher took the list, "Has Xiao Yan arrived?"

Luo Zhiyu put down his pen and raised his hand in the back row: "Here, teacher, I'm Xiao Yan."

"Oh." The teacher didn't know Xiao Yan and continued to draw some points, but the classroom exploded.

There will be several classes in the public class, but there are Jedi students in Xiao Yan's class, and everyone in Xiao Yan's class, who had met Luo Zhiyu during the military training last week, and was even impressed—

"Where's Xiao Yan? Isn't this his boyfriend?"

"The student union has gone out, and it's very embarrassing to find a high school student boyfriend to replace the class."

"Be quiet and don't embarrass our college students."

Luo Zhiyu, who was concentrating on writing the question, received a series of glances. The sophomore next to him finally realized that a high school student had been mixed in in the classroom.

[Knowing]: Yan Yan, your classmates seem to have discovered me.

[Orange]: It's okay, my own.

[Understood]: They keep staring at me, and I feel like I'm going to reveal myself.

[I got it]: The people here are so nice, they all think we are real.

The phone shook again. After seeing Luo Zhiyu's circle of friends, my sister couldn't help but come over and ask—

[Luo Sixue]: Running to U every day, what does U have.

[Know]: I have a boyfriend.

[Luo Sixue]: I knew you were in a puppy love and didn't go home.

[Luo Sixue]: Send me a photo of your boyfriend, and I'll help you identify if he is a scumbag.

[understood]: Huh? Want photos

[Understood]: Now is not the time. Judging from the problems left over from history, it will lead to a battle between the two families.

[Luo Sixue]:

[Luo Sixue]: Look, whether it is round or flat, everyone can understand it.

[I know]: Let me show you a picture of a boyfriend taking a bath.

[Luo Sixue]:

[Know]: [Picture]

"What kind of boyfriend, so hidden and tucked away." Sister Luo said, "As long as it's not from the enemy's side, who will stop him?"

"That's it."

In Luo Zhiyu's house, his parents, sister and brother nervously received a picture, and nervously opened the picture—

The picture sent by Luo Zhiyu was a plate of oranges that had just been washed.