The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 75: Owe us a bulletin critique on puppy love

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"Understood" retracted a message.

[Luo Sixue]: Smiley.jpg, my sister hasn't had time to look at it yet, what are you withdrawing

[Knowing]: It's nothing major, I'm going to wait for the score check.

[I know]: The college entrance examination score is the most important.

"Is there anyone like you?" Xiao Yan, who urged Luo Zhiyu to withdraw the news, breathed a sigh of relief, "Do you still give advance notice of such a big event?"

"But I don't know where to put it without asking." Luo Zhiyu really didn't know.

"Ask side-by-side, take your sister's words." Xiao Yan said, "Let's talk about it later, pretend that nothing happened, don't go back today, I'll go home and get it first."

"It's okay." Luo Zhiyu flipped through the chat record just now, "My sister said that I haven't had time to read it yet."

"I don't believe it." Xiao Yan shook his head.

Luo Zhiyu's house was originally empty. Luo Sixue called and everyone came back. There were three blue cats blocking the door.

"Why haven't you come back?" Luo Sixue looked at the time repeatedly.

Luo Zhiyu's father glanced nervously at the clock and continued to wait.

There is a household registration book on the coffee table in the living room. When the bait is available, it is waiting for fishing.

But the fish didn't come back.

"It's so strange, I really saw it, I didn't have a dream." My sister wiped her sweat with a guilty conscience, "What is Luo Zhiyu thinking?"

"What kind of stuff is this talking about, you need to come back to steal the household registration book?"

In the afternoon, the college entrance examination results inquiry channel was opened, and Director Wu took the lead in calling their family to announce the good news.

"The exam is really good, and it has won honor for us in No. 1 Middle School. The U University Academy of Fine Arts must have no problem. This child's grades can completely match the scores of the Economics and Management Institute and the School of Economics and Management, but I still respect Luo Zhiyu's choice." Director Wu sighed, "I can finally rest assured."

"I won't be able to control whether Luo Zhiyu is not in the first middle school in the future. Please keep an eye on your family. He and Xiao Yan are both in U University. Be careful to keep them apart. In fact, both of them are quite sensible. There are also fewer, but the pheromone matching degree is there, so be careful."

"Okay director, thank you for your concern." Luo Sixue said on the phone, "Luo Zhiyu is busy in a relationship, he has no time to go home, and he has no time to fight with the children of his enemies and peers."

"That's good, that's good." Director Wu was relieved, "Then I'm looking forward to seeing him at the high school graduation ceremony."

When Xiao Yan came home in the evening, his parents were chatting—

"I saw the Luo family hurried back today."

"I also saw it. When it came to the grapevine, it was his youngest son who said hello to go home and steal the household registration book."

"So rebellious?!" Xiao Yu was stunned, "But it's so sudden, his family Luo Zhiyu got together with a wild boy from where, and they all thought about getting engaged."

"But the household registration book is fine if you ask the family. Why do you secretly take it? What kind of person is this talking about? Is it ugly or has a bad character."

"Anyway, it's definitely the kind that the family wouldn't agree with at first sight."

"It's a great pleasure to have a friend from afar." Brother Parrot said hello to Xiao Yan, who had just entered the door and was going out again.

"I'm going to school." Xiao Yan changed his shoes and went out after closing the door. "There will be classes tomorrow. I've been quite busy recently, and there are many classes."

Xiao Yan's father: "Well."

Xiao Yan's mother: "Mmmm."

The door to the house is closed.

"Meet Xiao Yan's little boyfriend someday, otherwise the etiquette will be difficult." Xiao Yu suggested, "It's just that Xiao Yan doesn't seem to be very happy all the time."

Xiao Yan's mother: "You can consider getting engaged first, and contact the parents of the other party. I'll look for where my household registration book is kept."

after an hour-

"What about our household registration book?"

"Didn't you put it??"

On the third day after submitting the application for the college entrance examination, the municipal No. 1 middle school held a graduation ceremony for senior three students. After the college entrance examination, a period of chaos was announced. The faces of the students who came to the graduation ceremony were more or less idle.

"Have you passed?" Jing Ximing still remembered what happened that day, and asked Luo Zhiyu as soon as they met, "Have you been staying together a lot recently for the sake of matching? You have a lot of pheromone from Brother Yan on you."

I don't quite understand what happened to these two people, but Jing Ximing just thought it was a bit strange.

"It's okay." Luo Zhiyu was very modest.

He has always been overly modest when it comes to grades and grades. When he asks questions like "average", "okay", "I didn't exert all of my strength this time", others don't believe it, but the ramblings will.

"My condolences." Jing Ximing put his arms around his roommate's shoulder, "Just work hard."

"Why are you here again?" The director stared at Xiao Yan who appeared in the first row of the auditorium, "Do you want to come to see the graduation ceremony of your nemesis?"

"Look for my high school memories." Xiao Yan used the same reason, "Don't worry, Director, I won't come next year, but we will come back occasionally."

"You?" Director Wu wondered.

The graduation ceremony was crowded by students from the first and second year of high school, and the auditorium was full of students. Luo Zhiyu sat on the stage, saw Xiao Yan under the stage, and remembered the early autumn three years ago. He and Xiao Yan, who had been torn from childhood to adulthood, were also here, and they met again because of their excellence.

Behind the outstanding graduate student representative Luo Zhiyu is a prepared speech ppt.

"Excellent Student Learning Experience Sharing"

The title on the first ppt is like this.

but-

"I don't think there are many parents here today." The student representative began to speak, "Then let's not share the learning experience, let's talk about what our students love to hear."

There was applause from the audience, and there were also a few socially-flavored "Brother Luo" in the middle.

Director Wu: "???"

"Forget it, let them make trouble." Director Xu and the vice-principal, who have always been serious, seemed to have expected that Luo Zhiyu would not speak honestly, "It only happens once in three years."

"Personally, I'm relatively low-key..." Luo Zhiyu just opened his mouth, followed by boos.

"Okay, I'm not low-key." Luo Zhiyu also recognized it, "I'm conceited and like to pretend to be modest. After the test, I like to get the answer right, and I like to ask someone to complain that I didn't pass the test."

"Is he?" Someone next to him asked Xiao Yan.

"Yes." That's why Xiao Yanneng was enjoying it, and he was going crazy for someone else.

Luo Zhiyu on the stage waited for the roaring to end, and then continued: "My learning experience may not be suitable for everyone, I play crazy during the day and study at night, and finally I managed to sneak out of the art exam, which can't be regarded as a standard. Good student, and I'm still in love early."

Yan Zihan: "?"

All members of the third class: "?"

Director and Principal: "?"

"Who did he fall in love with?" Director Wu asked Xiao Yan next to him, "Why haven't I seen it before?"

Xiao Yan gave the teachers an innocent smile: "Ha."

"Brother Yan laughed like a yin and yang." Someone poked Yan Zihan.

Luo Zhiyu finished modestly, got a little angry, and started to go through the graduation ceremony in a serious manner: "Thanks to the principal and teachers for their three years of nurturing, thanks to the two directors for their concern, thank you to the dormitory aunt for keeping the pot carefully, and thank you for accompanying us. A dozen orange cats in three years."

"Thank you Director Wu for persuading him, and thank you Old Class for watching every evening self-study."

"Thank you to my roommates and classmates. Many people I met in high school will be friends for life. We have scolded the school uniform of No. 1 Middle School so many times. I wore it for the last time today. I still feel a little sad."

From now on, the school uniforms of No. 1 Middle School will become part of the memory of their generation together with the grass and trees of the school.

"Finally, thank one more person."

"Because of him, I have a collective sense of honor, and because of him, I look forward to every stage, and I keep moving forward, chasing his footsteps."

"Maybe the person I want to thank now is his puppy love." Yan Zihan pricked up his ears, "It's so well hidden, why didn't you mention it before."

"I'm really curious. Luo Zhiyu has rejected so many people. Who did he finally see?"

"I have heard that it is a long-distance relationship." Jing Ximing said, "We should not know each other."

The auditorium fell silent, waiting for what Luo Zhiyu was going to say later.

"When he was a freshman in high school, he ate melons in front of our class's military training phalanx, and was chased three or four streets by me carrying a broom..."

"Everyone, rest assured, there is a cause and a result. I have avenged this revenge, just last summer."

"I borrowed his school uniform, borrowed his little quilt, and even dragged him into the water to join me and was deducted excellent points..."

"I'm not talking about boyfriends." Yan Zihan said disappointedly, "I didn't forget to thank my old rivals after graduation."

"Oh, Xiao Yan."

"It's scattered." Someone said, "I'll bring it up after the graduation ceremony."

"Sit down for me." Luo Zhiyu on the stage saw the restlessness of the group, "Put away the phone."

"What I want to say is that when we were in the second year of high school, we went out to participate in the English competition. There were not enough rooms. Everyone let us live together because our pheromone match was close to zero."

"but… "

Luo Zhiyu hit the space bar on the computer and turned the ppt to the second page.

"Congratulations to the teachers, we are still excellent as always, whether it is the college entrance examination score or the matching degree of pheromone, we will not lose face to the school."

There is nothing on the back of Luo Zhiyu's ppt homepage, only a pheromone matching degree diagnosis sheet in black and white.

Luo Zhiyu, Xiao Yan

Pheromone matching degree: 99.999%

Likelihood of love: 99.999%

Jing Ximing: "???"

Is this okay

He shouldn't believe Luo Zhiyu's nonsense.

"What the hell?" Yan Zihan was dumbfounded, "It's true or false."

The auditorium was boiling, and the chaotic voice was mixed with several "fuck" and "grass", as well as many words used to express disbelief.

"Why so high?"

"My God, the ideal match??"

The teacup lid in Director Wu's hand fell to the ground with a bang and rolled around several times.

"Director." Xiao Yan, who was sitting in the first row, said regretfully, "You probably owe us one time to report criticism."