The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Chapter 9: sleep check

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Luo Zhiyu lowered his head and sniffed at his neckline, there was indeed a lingering smell of oranges.

This is probably the hooligan in the mouth of the 3rd class physiology teacher.

Xiao Yan liked the circle of friends he just posted and sent a new message.

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of high school]: Fairy frowning.jpg, washing clothes for the first time

[I don't know anymore]: √

[Representative of outstanding students in the second year of senior high school]: It is an honor.

[I don't know anymore]:

[Representative of outstanding second-year high school students]: I'm out of class.

[I don't know]: Let's go, no need to report.

[Representative of outstanding second-year high school students]: Fairy frowning.jpg, Luo Zhiyu, I think your school uniform is 80% useless.

[I don't know]: Throw it away when you go back tonight, cover your face and cry.jpg.

Luo Zhiyu said goodbye to his tattered school uniform in his heart. He took a towel and walked into the bathroom of the dormitory. The warm water flowed all over his body along his neck, and the whole bathroom was full of faint fruit. fragrant.

"Am I still fishing like a fruit?" Luo Zhiyu stuck his head out of the bathroom in his changed pajamas.

Jing Ximing raised his head with the fruit he just bought outside the dormitory: "It's better."

The orange-flavored pheromone is very sticky. It took Luo Zhiyu a long time to completely wash off the pheromone smell from his body. No wonder the teacher said, pay attention to the use of personal items. I don’t know if it is an illusion, Luo Zhiyu I felt the glands in the back of my neck numb and a little warm.

He took out a new pheromone blocking sticker, smeared a wild boar head, and blocked his glands.

In order to prevent students from doing something special, No. 1 Middle School even used pheromone blocking stickers, which was very monotonous.

"Gossip, there will be an attack tomorrow night." Jing Ximing swiped the QQ group while eating, "Check the freshmen of high school, the teacher and the student union will come to check."

"Are there any specific requirements?" Luo Zhiyu rubbed Xiao Yan's school uniform by the pool with the laundry detergent, as if he had washed it.

"There are requirements." Jing Ximing read into the phone, "Don't sleep on the bed, don't have rubbish in the trash can, don't close the door, and don't put anything on the table."

Luo Zhiyu: "?" What can there be if there is no garbage in the trash can, Luo Zhiyu has many question marks.

"That's all, I'm a little confused." Jing Ximing put down his phone and reluctantly chewed the last bite of fruit, "Never mind, just remember to collect our illegal electrical appliances."

"Let's collect it tomorrow." After tossing for a whole day, Luo Zhiyu was very sleepy, so he spread the quilt and got into the bed, "And this is a random check to see the probability."

Although the head teacher said that the students who had just completed the differentiation did not need to go to military training, Luo Zhiyu, who couldn't take it easy, only rested for an afternoon. Early the next morning, he still wore his own one that was one shade lighter than the others. The military training uniform went to the phalanx of the third class.

The instructors recognized him and greeted him from a distance: "Don't you rest, classmate Luo?"

"I don't want to specialize, the freshman just wants to integrate into the group." Luo Zhiyu stood up straight and said very beautifully, "Yesterday was an accident, I don't believe that idiot is still here today."

"Okay!" The instructor was optimistic about this omega who was not squeamish at all. "Since you are here, you should take good military training. It will always be beneficial."

"Yes!" Luo Zhiyu answered very decisively.

But the idiot came again today.

The bell for the last get out of class rang, and a familiar figure walked over to the other end of the playground, carrying a red plastic bag, which was smaller than yesterday's.

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

Instructor: "..."

"Don't worry about me." Xiao Yan sat cross-legged on the grass, took out a small fresh-keeping box from the plastic bag, and pulled out a box of ice cream from the fresh-keeping box. Noodles, very elegantly finished the whole box of ice cream.

"Are you here again?" Luo Zhiyu made eye contact.

"I don't have it." Xiao Yan threw the empty box into the bag, "I'll see how badly your military training uniform has faded."

"You're pretty good at editing." Luo Zhiyu felt that he wanted a real fairy to frown.

With a whistle in the distance, the third class was disbanded in place, Luo Zhiyu picked up a branch and rushed up again.

"Wait." Xiao Yan shouted to stop.

Luo Zhiyu almost didn't stop the car: "?"

"Don't be angry, this is a kind of fun." Xiao Yan said still, "When you are in your second year of high school, you will understand."

Luo Zhiyu didn't quite understand that Xiao Yan's fun was clearly based on his dignity.

"There's another one for you." Xiao Yan poured out another box of ice cream from the crisper and patted it in Luo Zhiyu's hand, "I didn't want to fight you, really."

Luo Zhiyu took the ice cream with his left hand, and patted the branch on Xiao Yan's hand with his right hand.

It was only three days after school started. He swiped Xiao Yan's card, wore Xiao Yan's school uniform, and now ate Xiao Yan's ice cream.

"Where did you buy these?" Yesterday's peach soda was the same. Luo Zhiyu searched the store in No. 1 Middle School and couldn't find the same style.

"Bring it from home and put it in the refrigerator of the dormitory." Passing by the trash can of the school, Xiao Yan raised his hand and threw the bag and branch in it, "Do you want it?"

When he raised his hand, the bite mark on his wrist was like a peach blossom.

"I don't want it." Luo Zhi denied.

"What are you looking at me for?" Xiao Yan looked at Luo Zhiyu's eyes, looked at his wrist, and seemed to remember what happened back then, and said with a long sigh, "You did a good job."

For Luo Zhiyu, biting someone when he was three years old was not a glorious thing, so he blurted out without thinking: "It's a big deal to let you bite back."

Xiao Yan: "…"

"Luo Zhiyu." Xiao Yan lightly pressed his shoulder twice, "You should really listen to our class's physiology class last night."

Xiao Yan walked to the living area, leaving Luo Zhiyu holding the ice cream box and thinking about the meaning of Xiao Yan's words.

What do you mean, is he playing a hooligan in the physiological sense of AO again

According to the tradition of No. 1 Middle School, every year during the military training of freshmen, there will be unannounced dormitory inspections. First, it is to urge freshmen to clean up the dormitory, and second, it is to eliminate hidden safety hazards in the dormitory.

No. 1 Middle School is a city-level famous school, and the dormitory conditions are not enough to drive basic electrical appliances. However, No. 1 Middle School believes that the main task of students is to study, so students are not allowed to open small kitchens in the dormitory.

At eight o'clock in the evening, when Luo Zhiyu was sitting in front of the drawing board doodling, suddenly there was a knock on the door outside the dormitory.

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

"Shh." Jing Ximing said, "Hide the pot."

"Open the door." Luo Zhiyu heard a very familiar voice from outside the door, "You won't be hiding the pot secretly."

This voice, Luo Zhiyu just heard it yesterday.

The two people who were secretly hiding the pot were stunned for a moment, and the sound of the key opening the door came from outside the door.

"Grass, they have keys."

"Put in your bed, hurry up, go to bed."

Luo Zhiyu: "There must be no one on the bed, you forget!"

Luo Zhiyu: "No, it can't be stuffed."

Luo Zhiyu: "Everyone in the student union is very talkative, it's okay, just take a formality."

The door was pushed open from the outside. Yesterday, Teacher Xu, who taught the physiology class in class three, was standing by the door of the dormitory.

A person swayed behind Mr. Xu, Xiao Yan was wearing a blue and white school uniform, leaned against the door frame, and pushed a pair of new glasses with no prescription on his face: "Hello two students, I'm Xiao Yan, a member of the student union, this time I will be responsible for random inspections of your dormitories."