Ling Shu felt that he had dug a hole unintentionally, and then buried himself in it.
The remaining half of the duck yolk also became tasteless.
He's going to get a head start.
"I'm the one who said the ugly thing first. I also pretended to be my apprentice, and I also drank my head. Now it's Lao Yuan's turn. The three of us have a young wife, a husband and an old father-in-law. I pretended to be in front of the surname Song. Grandson for a long time, now it's your turn to call me dad!"
Lao Yuan touched his face: "Brother, it's not that I don't give you face, do you think my face is pretending to be a woman or a young man, does anyone believe it? You are fine-skinned and tender, no matter how black you paint it. If you don't show the ravines on your face, you will be wronged for a few hours. When we get out of Beijing tomorrow, we can part ways. You can also go back to Shanghai. Except for me and Lao Yue, who will know that you are pretending to be a woman? What's the matter, don't you think?"
"No, this matter is not negotiable!"
Ling Shu's attitude was very firm. He picked out the egg yolks in three or two and put them into his mouth, resolutely not leaving a little bit for Lao Yuan.
"I just said casually, or you don't need to disguise. Isn't the train going through Jinzhou and Shanhaiguan? If you really want to meet someone with the surname Song, let's just go to the Jinzhou gymnasium and join the same family?"
Lao Yuan: "Of course not! As soon as he came on the front foot, we left on the back foot, and also followed the coffin together. Isn't it obvious that there is a problem?"
Yue Dingtang also said: "In Fengtian City, the Jin family is a famous family, and they know a lot of people. If someone really investigates carefully, they will definitely find us ugly, unless we pretend to be their family members."
Lao Yuan: "Yes, Mr. Jin said, this time we went with two Jin family members, loyal and reliable, and winked, but both of them are old, if we pretend to be their family members, it will be better than five. It's not suspicious for a big man to come together."
Ling Shu nodded: "It makes sense, so let's do it. Whoever is wronged and pretends to be one of the family members of the Jin family, if you are willing, I will have nothing to say. How about it, is it fair?"
Lao Yuan: …
He slowly turned his eyes to Yue Dingtang.
As the so-called, dead Taoist friends, immortal poor Taoism.
Yue Dingtang didn't seem to have received Lao Yuan's hint.
With his eyes and nose, his nose and heart, he drank the last bit of gruel in the bowl.
Yue Dingtang, who had changed his clothes, also seemed to have forgotten his origin. Mr. Song held the porridge and side dishes that he did not dislike, but when he came to him, it was like eating at Yue's house, nothing unusual.
Lao Yuan finally couldn't sit still.
He poked Yue Dingtang's arm: "Brother, are you going to be a female dependent?"
"sure."
Yue Dingtang's answer was extremely straightforward, and both Ling Yuan were shocked.
"But you have to find a women's clothing that I can wear, and it can't fit. Is my request reasonable?"
"Reasonable, of course reasonable!"
Lao Yuan slapped his thigh, went directly to the basement, and took out all the boxes he kept with the old man.
"Here are all the new clothes that the old man asked the tailor shop to make. There are all kinds of styles. Although they are not as fashionable as your big Shanghai, the cheongsam skirts, what kind of cotton-padded jackets are there, and the wigs I got from the troupe. With a wig and a bun, you will be a handsome little lady!"
As soon as he said this, he had no practical experience. Let a man of five or three thick wear women's clothes, even if he painted a colorful face, others would never think that this person was a woman, but turned around and ran away.
Yue Dingtang shook his head, picked up a large-looking cotton padded jacket, took off his outer clothes, and put on the padded jacket.
The sleeves are short, and the wrists are exposed.
Pick up another Luo skirt and put it down.
The skirt was also shortened a bit, and the socks on the ankles stood out.
Yue Dingtang spread his hands, meaning it was obvious: it's not that I refuse to cooperate, it's that none of your clothes here fit.
Lao Yuan: …
Ling Shu had been lying on the table for a long time, unable to raise his head with laughter.
"Lao Yuan, I think, I think you can wear Lao Yue's cotton padded jacket. You are just a bit shorter."
He laughed so hard that he could not even speak.
Lao Yuan became annoyed and angry: "Wear it if you wear it, do you dare to wear it if I wear it!"
"If you want, I can sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman."
Ling Shu didn't want to move lazily after eating, sitting or not, only a fluffy tail was swaying around, and there was no sun hanging over his head. Only the front paws curled up in front of him, as if he was about to yawn and hibernate in the next moment.
Lao Yuan was agitated by him, and immediately pulled out a set of short jackets and skirts from the cage.
"I'll wear it for you to see!"
All the big men were present, and he didn't bother to avoid it, so he started to undress directly.
Three to five and two, take off all the clothes, and put on a skirt one by one.
Ling Shu was surprised, not because Lao Yuan changed his clothes and immediately looked good, but because he was wearing a Luo skirt and buttoning up—
Very delicate.
"Lao Yuan, could it be that you have a beautiful girl in your heart?"
Lao Yuan rolled his eyes.
"You know a hammer. I used to work as a troupe in the opera troupe. Although I have never played Huadan Tsingyi, I have never eaten pork and seen a pig run. Isn't this easy? I can help you later. You disguise yourself, the old head of Deqing class taught me a unique skill!"
He put on his dress, pinched an orchid finger, and gave Ling Shu a wink.
Ling Shu jolted, and the sleepy bug disappeared.
In all fairness, the person is still the same person, the face is still the same old pleated face, and the pair of men's cloth shoes under the skirt makes people laugh, but Lao Yuan's attitude is really a bit feminine.
The charm of milfs is also charm.
Ling Shu suddenly understood how this person was not discovered by the old man for several years.
Yuan Er was taciturn and gloomy. He could not say a word for ten days and a half. Such a person was undoubtedly the most reliable confidant of the old man. He had neither interpersonal contacts nor leaked secrets.
But Lao Yuan is very different from his brother. He has a hot temper and can talk a lot every day. When he is with Ling Shu, he is not bored with nonsense all day long. In order to pretend to be his brother, he has to He has become a living mute, trying not to speak if he can, and suppressing all his hot temper under the cold and gloomy.
Boss Guan and the others, none of them found out that the confidant beside his father had actually been replaced.
It seems that Lao Yuan is also good at acting and can endure, but he didn't want to pretend to be in front of his own people before.
"Don't be impatient, wait for Lao Tzu to apply makeup and wear a wig."
Lao Yuan said, picked up the makeup box in the box and put it on the table, and started smearing it in front of the mirror.
Ling Shu looked at the other party as if he was doing a trick.
I smeared a little powder with the pen, and pushed a little more with my fingers, and the nasolabial folds, which were deeper than before, came out.
Now it's a little more blue and black, and she looks like a woman who works all day with housework and children.
Put the wig on and stick it up, and then remove the flaws a little bit.
A dark scarf was put on the neck, and the Adam's apple was also covered.
Ling Shu couldn't help but stand up and take a few steps back, then take a closer look.
Don't say it, absolutely.
He can still recognize Lao Yuan's original appearance, but the sharp edges and corners have softened. Lao Yuan does not speak, and no one will doubt his gender.
This is an ordinary woman who has lived in the Northeast for a long time. She is not amazing in appearance, ordinary and low-key, and she is so busy that she will not pay more attention on the road.
Not to mention Ling Shu, Yue Dingtang was also a little stunned.
Their response made Lao Yuan extremely satisfied.
"It seems that I haven't regressed in this skill."
As soon as he opened his mouth, he was defeated, and the quack duck voice made Ling Shu laugh out loud.
Lao Yuan glared at him, cleared his throat, and spoke again while holding his voice.
"Okay, I changed it, now it's your turn, brother."
Ling Shu touched his forehead, "I just remembered that the entrance to the secret passage has not been cleaned up yet, I'll take a look!"
Lao Yuan quickly grabbed his arm with his eyes.
"What, want to repay the bill?"
Ling Shu looked at Yue Dingtang.
The latter showed an expression of helplessness, which means that if you stretch your head and shrink your head, it is also a knife, so you can go.
Ling Shu: …
Feng shui turns, it is not unreported, the time has not come.
Lao Yuan hehe twice, determined to get back the anger he was mocked just now.
"Come on, try this one."
The cotton cheongsam with purple spring flowers looks brand new and the stitches are delicate.
"I've checked visually, your size should be just right."
Ling Shu: …
Lao Yuan squinted: "What's the matter, want to go back on it?"
certainly.
Ling Shu didn't want to give up the struggle easily: "The cheongsam doesn't work. I just had an operation on my leg injury, and I'm still wrapped in gauze. Wearing a cheongsam will definitely expose me."
"That's easy," Lao Yuan looked down for a while, and pulled out a long cheongsam from the bottom.
The dark blue orchid embroidered long cheongsam with low fork just covers the wound, and has the temperament of Xiaojiabiyu.
But Ling Shu is not Xiaojiabiyu, nor does he want to be Xiaojiabiyu.
Ling Shu: "This one's not good, it's a bit extravagant. We are the Jin family who have to support the coffin. It's not good to wear it like this."
Lao Yuan: "What's wrong, blue is not red, this one is simple enough, we are running out of time, we have to rush down the mountain to go to the Jin family to meet them soon, don't be fussy, you are more than maidens Can procrastinate!"
Yue Dingtang also said: "Ling Shu, you will be wronged first, and when you return to Shanghai, I will ask Uncle Zhou to cook you something delicious."
Ling Shu began to sell miserably: "Boss, look at me, my salary is only three or two coins a month. I came out with you this time, and I took a bullet and almost lost my life. I have to wear women's clothes. You Look, where can I find a subordinate who is worse than me?"
Yue Dingtang: "Wage increase."
Ling Shu: "I'm going back with an injury, I'm afraid I won't be able to go to work for a while."
Yue Dingtang: "I'll give you a long vacation."
Ling Shu: "I actually really want to eat Uncle Zhou's braised lion head."
Yue Dingtang: "Let him do it for you every day."
Ling Shu: "And..."
Yue Dingtang: "If you can't walk, I will carry you."
Ling Shu: …
He was blocked by the other party and immediately forgot what he was going to say.
"Okay, okay, change your clothes now!"
Lao Yuan urged impatiently, and already took the initiative to pick up Lingshu's clothes.
"I'm going out to take care of the wind. You still have forty minutes to prepare, so hurry up."
Yue Dingtang glanced down at his pocket watch and strode out the door.
The surnamed Song was too suspicious, so he couldn't be careful, he went out and walked nearly halfway up the mountain, and then he turned back.
He stepped into the yard again, and the man in the blue cheongsam just turned around.
With four eyes facing each other, Yue Dingtang was slightly startled.
This is... Ling Shu