Mi Shu sincerely sighed in her heart: Sure enough, the people who are bosses do not think that employees like them can understand.
It's so efficient to do things, and I want to get married as soon as I wake up. Isn't the next step to have a child and make a will
In any case, she decided to save the lamb lost on the road of love first, saying, "No."
"Why?"
"This is a society ruled by law." Mi Shu smiled, "Also, the same-sex marriage law hasn't passed yet."
"Alas!" Zhuo Shu pointed his finger at the table, "So now there is only the first option left?"
"Yes, but this is a matter of mutual affection. Did Mr. Ying say he likes you?"
Zhuo Shu was wronged: "No."
"Hey." Mi Shu said, "then you have to pursue Mr. Ying seriously first, and when you are sure enough, you can confidently confess."
"for example?"
Mi Shu: "First of all, we must understand this person, his personality and preferences, and then find the entry point and take the initiative!"
Zhuo Shu touched his chin, nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly waved his hand impatiently: "It's really troublesome, don't talk about it anymore, you go out to work quickly."
After Mi Shu closed the door of the office, he relaxed and immediately searched the school's post bar on the website.
This might be an entry point.
Post 1: I found a school card, Zhuo Zi, come and get your card.
Zhuoshu: "..."
A minute later, Zhuo Zi received a message from her brother: [Contact this number, your card is in his hand.]
"?"
Zhuo Zi touched his pocket, oops, the school card is gone! How did Zhuo Shu know? !
She looked around and asked her at the same table what she was looking for. She panicked: "Looking for a camera, the invisible one!"
Post 2: I received several love letters today, with different signatures, but the handwriting is exactly the same:) Is this how you chase people? ?
Post 3: Various services such as ghostwriting are in progress. Welcome to poke me privately.
Zhuo Shu clicked in and saw that various services were posted in the main building, so he immediately took off the landlord's vest and had a plan.
He privately pokes the landlord: [Hello, do you have the service of taking pictures on behalf of teachers?]
[Landlord]: Reject students.
Zhuo Shu: [I am an adult, and the remuneration is doubled.]
[Landlord]: Look at the ID card.
Zhuo Shu thought that this kid was quite professional, and sent a coded photo of his ID card showing only his birthday. The other party then took the order and asked which teacher took the photo.
Zhuo Shu thought about it and couldn't be too obvious, so he replied: [Zheng Zhinan, Ying Tongchen]
Landlord: [Okay, I understand what you mean, don't worry]
Ban Zhang put away his mobile phone, thinking that his ID card was mostly fake, and it should be a rotten female student who was cp with Teacher Ying and Teacher Zheng, who could make up a 400,000-word novel with just one photo.
Post 4: Time to discuss a wave of lovely teachers~
found it! Zhuo Shu immediately clicked in and read more than a dozen answers. Even Zheng Zhinan was nominated, but he never saw Ying Tongchen.
He immediately typed on the keyboard: [Why did no one say Teacher Ying? Am I the only one who thinks he's cute?]
Reply 1: Yes, only you.
Reply 2: Hahahaha, Teacher Ying is cute? The big chicken in the world!
Reply 3: At first glance, he is a foreigner who was deceived by his appearance. When you have taken his class, you will know that he is not cute.
Reply 4: Teacher Ying, he is not cute, but beautiful. The owner should go to the hot post of the beauty pageant next door.
Zhuo Shu was knocked out, clicked on the beauty pageant post, and the first vote was undoubtedly Ying Tongchen, and he was secretly overjoyed. When he saw that Zheng Zhinan was the second, his face froze.
After exiting this thread, he swiped again and found no important information. Suddenly, the mouse stopped somewhere—
Post: I recently found out that I am in love with a person, and I don't know how to pursue a confession. Can you help me
"Cut, these students have too little homework." Zhuo Shu crossed off the webpage with disgust and flipped through the documents.
After a while, he hurriedly resumed his browsing history.
1L: A sixteen-year-old single dog with no voice, go downstairs.
2L: It's over the top, next one.
3L: When chasing people, it’s enough to be thick-skinned, don’t be afraid of being rejected, it’s a big deal! One day you will be able to defeat the opponent with your face!
4L: See what she likes and go for it. My girlfriend just loves snacks. I bought a carload of snacks for her, but I moved her badly.
5L: You can't be too licking your dog. Be careful that people only treat you as an ATM. You should have the dignity of a man.
6L: The main thing is sincerity. As long as you stick to it, even a thousand years of ice can be melted by you.
7L: Why don't you write a love letter first, and then invite to the playground to confess? We can put candles for you!
8L: Help, what age will someone still be playing this set. If you put candles, landlord, next year will be the candles we put on your grave today.
The landlord replied: I'm here, I wrote a few love letters, and they were all seized by the teacher. The one I wrote just now was also confiscated... I couldn't make it to the playground. Thank you for your advice, I will take it down!
9L: What is your physique, sir? All the love letters were seized? Is the head teacher Conan alive
10L: [Candle]
…
Zhuoshu exited the post bar, opened the notebook next to him, and recorded what he had summarized.
The first step is to do what you like.
The second step is to be romantic, considerate, and persistent.
The third step is to understand him, respect him, love him, whether it is good or bad, poor or rich, healthy or sick, I will always be with you... as if something strange
Forget it, listening to these masters is right, he added this sentence - I will always be by his side.
Very good, the next step is to take the first step and do what you like.
He immediately contacted Bourdain's people, prepared three boxes of hairy crabs, and went to pick them up directly after get off work.
After the call was over, he continued to work comfortably.
When the off-duty time is up, several people in the secretariat are staring at the boss's office. Usually, there will always be one or two people who wait until the boss leaves before leaving get off work. When a few people were discussing what supper to order at night, they saw their boss walking out of the door in a hurry.
One person whispered: "What's wrong with Mr. Zhuo? He didn't work overtime today?"
Mi Shu said quietly, "I'm in love."
"Oh, it turned out to be love... What?" Several people were shocked at the same time, "Love?!"
Another person's pupils trembled: "A big event, some people are busy next."
Zhuoshu went to Bourdain to get the hairy crabs, went straight to Ying Tongchen's apartment, and stood at the door.
Do you want to send surprises anonymously, or in person
"What are you doing?" As soon as Ying Tongchen stepped out of the elevator, he saw him standing at the door with a few boxes of hairy crabs dangling, muttering in his mouth.
Zhuo Shu turned around immediately, pretending to be natural: "Oh, you are back, open the door quickly, things are strangely heavy."
Ying Tongchen opened the door, stared at the boxes of crabs, and wondered, "This is...?"
"It's for you." Zhuo Shu put the things on the table, "Do you like it?"
Ying Tongchen was noncommittal, walked over and opened it and took a look. Although he didn't speak, Zhuo Shu could sense his happy mood.
"There is nothing to be diligent about." Ying Tongchen raised his eyes and asked, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Can I stay tonight?" Zhuo Shu asked immediately.
Ying Tongchen raised his eyebrows: "No, I'll have three evening self-study sessions later, and early self-study sessions every morning."
"Okay." Zhuo Shu sighed.
Ying Tongchen pondered for a moment, took a deep breath, and said, "If you don't do it, you can stay."
"Forget it, you left early and came back late. I'll stay here to disturb your rest." Zhuo Shu said distressedly, "I'll come back on the weekend."
Ying Tongchen's eyes turned cold: "Walk slowly and don't send it off."
"Is this about to chase people?" Zhuo Shu was surprised, "Can't come over the weekend?"
"Go out, I'm going to class." Ying Tongchen pushed him out.
"Don't worry, I'll ask again, what else do you like?" Zhuo Shu kept turning his head and asked, "Snacks? Cars? Houses? Or do you like to pay directly? If you like it, I'll give it to you."
Ying Tongchen pushed him to the door, stopped suddenly, turned around and turned back: "Wait a minute."
Just as Zhuo Shu was about to slip back, Ying Tongchen appeared at the door and threw the hairy crab into his arms: "I can't do it, you can take it back."
"Look, I'll give you what you're used to. If you can't do it, just learn it. I think you're very smart." Zhuo Shu muttered and picked it up.
Ying Tongchen leaned back against the door and rubbed his brows irritably. Recently, his emotions seemed to be out of control.
He heard Zhuo Shu knocking on Aunt Lin's door next door, and said politely and politely, "Aunt Lin, I'm allergic to some boxes of crabs sent by the company for activities, so let's give them to you to eat."
Auntie Lin: "Yo, your company's treatment is so good. I don't think your company is easy! Can you introduce my son as well?"
Zhuo Shu said with a hearty smile: "There are no recruits recently. I will contact you again when there is a position. Goodbye."
"Okay, goodbye boy!"
Ying Tongchen went back to his study and took his notebook to go to school. While waiting for the elevator, he couldn't help but look back at Aunt Lin's door several times.
At noon the next day, just as he and Zheng Zhinan were about to go to the cafeteria, he suddenly received a call from Aunt Lin, saying that he had something for him.
He hurried to the school gate: "Auntie, what's the matter?"
Aunt Lin smiled and pulled him to the flower bed, and handed him the bento box in her hand: "Here, your plumber's crab."
Ying Tongchen opened it for unknown reasons, and saw that the crab had been made into a dish: "Didn't he give it to you?"
"Yeah, you gave me a big box." Aunt Lin laughed, "The rest is yours, he said you can't do it, please help me to do it, and he has to give me money. How can I want this, we have such a good relationship, what's the big deal if I make a few meals for free, not to mention he gave me such a good box of crabs, right?"
Ying Tongchen was stunned for a moment: "Excuse me."
"What's the trouble, just make one more serving." Aunt Lin said with a smile, "But your plumber is very attentive, and specially asked me to make your favorite flavors."
Ying Tongchen looked down at the box of crabs.
Aunt Lin suddenly approached, and it was hard to control her loud voice, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Ying, isn't it easy for the plumber to have a relationship with you?"
Ying Tongchen couldn't control his expression for a while, looked at her in surprise, his eyes panicked: "No, nothing."
"Okay, I understand." Auntie Lin winked at him, "Auntie has seen more movies in her life than you have ever seen. Ah bah bah, I've seen more meals than you have ever eaten. Bah! I have seen more people than you have eaten!!"
Ying Tongchen: "..."
"Sometimes I'm not surprised." Auntie Lin laughed horribly, "But this is the first time I've seen such a decent and delicate plumber. Perhaps, this is what you young people often play... ... cosplay?"
"No." Ying Tongchen quickly denied it.
"Okay, let's go in and get busy, be careful the dishes are cold." Aunt Lin said, "I'll ask one more thing, Xiaoying, don't you like plumbers?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Looking at your cold face every day, I thought you didn't like him. If it's okay, I'll go back first." Aunt Li snorted and waved her hand to go home.
Ying Tongchen took the lunch box to the cafeteria, reached out and touched his face, is he really fierce at ordinary times
For the crab's face, be gentle with Zhuo Shu next time.
After school on Friday, the students left the campus one after another, and the head teachers held a brief meeting. By the time they walked out of the campus, the setting sun had already sunk more than half of the skyline.
Ying Tongchen looked up at the sky, and suddenly heard a few car horns.
He turned his head to look, and saw a very familiar car parked not far away.
Lift your feet and walk over, and your heart should be gentle, gentle, gentle.
After a while, Zhuo Shu got out of the car to prevent others from recognizing him, and put on a pair of sunglasses.
"Why are you here?" Ying Tongchen asked.
"I'll give you a present." Zhuo Shu said casually.
Since the last time he failed to deliver crabs, he has been resolute, went back and reviewed various information on the Internet, and finally found the answer - the crabs may not be fresh!
So this time, he racked his brains and finally came up with the best gift, a gift that meets Ying Tongchen's preferences and doesn't have to worry about expired safety.
"Why do you want to give gifts again?"
"I'm happy."
He led people to the trunk, opened the door, and surrounded a few boxes of skin care products among a pile of balloons.
"Come on, this is black sesame and black bean powder. I don't think you can stay up late every day. You have to pay attention to your body and prevent hair loss." Zhuo Shu picked up the boxes of powder and stuffed it into his arms.
Ying Tongchen: "..."
Hold, hold, warm, soft.
"Do you think this is what I want to give?" Zhuoshu smiled, "Of course not, these can only strengthen your body. But what I'm going to give next is definitely something you've been thinking about day and night."
"What?" Ying Tongchen reluctantly maintained the last trace of politeness.
Zhuo Shu snapped his fingers, and picked up the gift box in the middle gracefully: "It's quite heavy."
Ying Tongchen looked at the bow attached to the gift box and gritted his teeth: "If there is a Q-version doll in it, you will be dead."
Zhuo Shu said disdainfully, "How could I do such a babbling thing."
"Oh, Q version Zhuoshu is still eating air in the toilet."
"You are too much!"
Zhuo Shu endured and endured, remembering that the second step is to be considerate and not lose his temper easily. After silently saying that Lao Tzu is not angry, he looked at him squarely, "Forget it, don't sell it, this is your spiritual food."
The next moment, Ying Tongchen saw that he opened the box confidently and calmly, and there was a full set of five-three lying safely and lovingly inside.
Zhuo Shu raised his eyebrows: "How is it? Are you very happy... um? What is your expression? Isn't this your favorite thing? You scumbag, you have changed your mind so quickly. ... "
Ying Tongchen smiled, put down the skin care products, and moved his wrists: "Come here for me."
Zhuo Shu instinctively covered his ears.
The author has something to say: Ying Tongchen: Civilized people, be gentle and gentle... Watch me beat the dog with a stick!