01 Things that have to be said about the Chinese New Year
In the first month, many relatives and friends came to the Zhuo family to pay New Year's greetings. Zhuo Fu and Mu Qing were very generous in introducing Ying Tongchen to them.
At the beginning, Ying Tongchen was embarrassed in his heart. This embarrassment is different from the usual 100% pure embarrassment.
If I were to describe it as a fan of emotions, it would be three parts surprise, three parts worry, and four parts joy.
Fortunately, within a few days, he got used to this daily routine, calling people with Zhuo Shu Zhuo Zi every day.
"Hello, uncle and aunt."
"My name is Ying Tongchen. I'm twenty-seven this year. I have a stable job. I have a car, a house, and a partner."
"No talent? Art."
"Read two sentences of English? Happy new year?"
"I really don't know how to show talent, but I have a friend who is a star. Can I ask him to show everyone a skinny monkey climbing a tree in three seconds?"
"Auntie, you're welcome, the red envelope is really not needed, so it's impossible to make it work."
Zhuo Zi on the other side was also facing the same situation. After asking about her grades and talents, she had already moved from piano and guitar to erhu suona, and then did a 360-degree backflip and floor splits, which was greeted with applause after applause. .
Ying Tongchen: "..." The horror is like this.
Is this the New Year
He saw that Zhuo Zi had already started to try to write couplets with his feet in tears, scared out of the crowd, and hurriedly ran away.
Ying Tongchen looked around for Zhuo Shu's figure, walked to the right side of the living room, and was surrounded by a group of chess and card veterans, a group of big men who participated in the war, and those who commanded blindly.
Zhuo Fu and Lao Si teamed up to kill the invincible player at the poker table. In the end, during the peak battle, the two turned friends into enemies, fought each other, and even insulted each other in a cursed way.
Zhuo Fu said: "Curse you to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, to stuff the toilet when you go to the toilet, to buy cans without a pull tab, to buy milk tea without a straw, to eat watermelon with watermelon seeds, and to be cut in line forever."
Laws said: "I curse your mobile phone signal is intercepted by aliens, you can't make calls, you can't send WeChat, you can never get online, and you won't have a mobile phone for a lifetime."
Ying Tongchen: "..." Did you pass the tenth grade in the TV show
There is no Zhuo Shu here, he walked to the other side, the ladies were sitting around for an exquisite afternoon tea time.
A noble and elegant lady held an embroidery needle in her hand and focused on cross-stitching: "Sister, can you stop playing games and come and see the gifts I have prepared for you."
Mu Qing took time out of her busy schedule to take a look: "What gift?"
""Home and All Things Prosper", what do you think of me? How is the craftsmanship?"
Mu Qing rolled her eyes: "As long as you let go, we are still sisters."
Another lady put down the tablet, which showed the latest trend of the stock. It was green, and it was as miserable as it was. She helped the frame down: "Second sister, don't play with this, come and help. I re-select a stock."
Then I saw the lady holding the embroidery needle casually said, "This one?"
"Okay."
Ying Tongchen: "..."
Several teenage children were playing outside the courtyard, Ying Tongchen glanced at them, and there was nothing special. At this moment, there was a burst of laughter from the children on the second floor, and he lifted his foot and walked up.
Following the voice to the door of the cloakroom, he saw Zhuo Shu sitting on the ground, surrounded by several six or seven-year-old children, laughing non-stop.
On the other hand, Zhuo Shu's clothes were disheveled and his hairstyle was messy. In front of him stood a beautiful little girl with a white veil on her head.
Zhuo Shu turned his head to look at him and gave a signal for help.
Ying Tongchen just took two steps when he heard the little girl say, "Are you willing to be my groom?"
Ying Tongchen: "..."
Zhuo Shu begged for mercy: "Ancestors, stop playing, let's go down and play games, okay?"
The little girl hummed: "Don't play games, cousin accompany us to play games of bride and groom, or I will cry."
Several other children immediately burst into tears.
Zhuo Shu is one of the first and two big. After coaxing this one and the other, he explained with difficulty: "It's not that I don't want to play with you, I really have a wife."
"Where?" the little girl asked.
Zhuo Shu pointed to Ying Tongchen.
A group of children looked at him in unison, with tears and snot on their faces, and a few pairs of eyes that were sparkling and very beautiful.
Ying Tongchen's heart softened, he also sat down, looked at them directly, and waved: "Hello."
The little girl suddenly shook her head: "No, you are not the bride."
"He? That's it." Zhuo Shu said firmly.
The little girl took off the white gauze on her head and put it on Ying Tongchen's head, and then her two small palms kept clapping: "Now it's the bride."
Ying Tongchen: "..." I can't see that you still have a big sense of ritual when you are small
Zhuo Shu's shoulders trembled slightly, seeing him? He stretched out his hand to pull it off, and said faintly, "Aren't you afraid that they will cry again?"
Ying Tongchen made a move: "What should we do then?"
Zhuo Shu turned his head and fooled the children: "Zhuo Zi has prepared a beautiful little skirt for you, come and have a look."
"Oh yeah!" The little girl at the head ran out immediately, and the others followed.
Zhuo Shu reached out and grabbed Bai Sha, paused, lifted it from the front, and said warmly, "Would you like to be my bride?"
"Yes!" A woman at the door suddenly answered on her behalf.
Zhuo Shu: "… "
Mu Qing took her sisters upstairs, and when she passed by, she saw this scene.
The woman who just spoke said regretfully, "Eldest sister, can you hold a wedding for the children? This is too shabby."
Zhuo Shu: "… "
Ying Tongchen: "..."
02 What about using your acting skills at a critical moment
Ying Tongchen finally got to know all the relatives of the Zhuo family, and another wave of people appeared that he didn't expect.
The Zhuo family, who had finally been quiet, was suddenly awakened by a very angry voice.
"People inside, you are already surrounded by us! If you don't surrender, hand over the red envelopes!"
Ying Tongchen put down the computer, looked up and said, "It seems to be Shi Tiwei's voice."
"He? Why is he here again!" Zhuo Shu stood up in a deep voice, walked to the gate and saw a large crowd of people.
Mu Qing came over to take a look: "Who are you?"
"We are all classmates of Zhuo Zi, come to greet Teacher Ying for the New Year!" Shi Tiwei said.
Mu Qing smiled and said, "Then come in and play."
A group of people walked into the living room surrounded by them, chatting non-stop. After seeing Ying Tongchen, every one of them seemed to be smearing honey.
Cheng Jihao said, "Teacher, I finished my homework ahead of schedule."
Ying Tongchen smiled reassuringly: "Not bad."
"Teacher, this is the peace and blessing that I went to pray to Buddha a few days ago, and I give it to you." You Diansha said.
"Thank you." Ying Tongchen accepted it in surprise.
However, a classmate next to him was unhappy: "You Diansha, didn't you say that the one who asked me to pass the test is the only one?"
You Diansha replied: "Yes, you are the only one who must pass the test every time."
Dear classmates, say something to me: "I'm a lucky charm", "I'm a rich woman", "I can always eat snail powder", "I'm married to Hatano Yuyi"
Ying Tongchen looked at them arguing, so lively, as if they were back in class.
After a long while, Shi Tiwei interrupted the topic: "Teacher, you gave me 38 sets of Tianli, but there is no reference answer, is it missing somewhere?"
Ying Tongchen replied, "I did it on purpose."
Shi Tiwei was dazed on the sofa, but his eyes rolled around and said, "We've all been here? It's been so long, why hasn't Zhuo Zi appeared yet."
Zhuo Fu arranged for the servants to prepare tea and snacks for them, and replied with a smile: "She hasn't gotten up yet, her mother has gone to call her."
The teacher said to Ban Zhang, who was next to him, and said, "Oh my god! I can see the goddess who just woke up. I'm so happy!"
Ban Zhang glanced at him lightly, but said nothing.
Today, he came alone. His grandparents had already been discharged from the hospital. When he learned that he was visiting a classmate's house, he left his sister at home.
Just as everyone was booing, the door to a bedroom upstairs opened.
Zhuo Zi rubbed her eyes and walked to the door, her hair in a mess, she was suddenly stunned, and stared blankly at the crowd downstairs.
The whole place was silent.
"I'm going to make a big mess!" Zhuo Zi turned around and closed the door, and there was a burst of laughter from below.
Shi Tiwei was shocked, why does the goddess wear such SpongeBob's pajamas? Why is the hair so messy? Still swearing? Will there be eye mucus
He threw his question to Ban Zhang, and Ban Zhang said, "Don't you think it's cute?"
"Cute is cute," Shi Tiwei whispered, "But how can I say it, the goddesses in my imagination have always been sexy and beautiful."
Hearing this, Ban Zhang said again, "Then I'll tell you secretly, not only does she speak foul language, but she also grinds her teeth and sleepwalks, fart and dig her feet."
Shi Tiwei: I broke apart.jpg
Ah Wei was so flustered that he didn't notice why Ban Zhang knew that Zhuo Zi molared and sleepwalked, he? Now his mind is full of the appearance of the goddess collapsed.
Seeing his unrequited expression, Ban Zhang smiled helplessly, and when he turned his head, he saw Ying Tongchen's meaningful smile, and his ears turned slightly red.
Everyone stayed in the living room for a while, Zhuo Fu and Mu Qing arranged a party at a nearby villa and took a large group of them to set off there.
Ying Tongchen only found Zhuo Shu in the study after they were almost gone, "Why are you hiding here?"
"I'm afraid they will ask gossip." Zhuo Shu said.
Ying Tongchen laughed and said, "What's there to be afraid of?"
"I'm afraid to ask how we met." Zhuo Shu came over, "I really don't know how to say it, do you want to support or make an appointment?"
"I said it all." Ying Tongchen stopped in the middle of his sentence, and looked sideways at the person at the door next to him.
Zhuo Zi was sluggish.
stay.
stagnation.
She put on makeup as fast as she could, put on the most beautiful clothes, and was just about to go out to find her classmates, but what did she hear? !
Ahh!
Why does she always endure so much!
Others are pregnant with ears, but her ears are miscarried again and again!
As a human being, why did she have to have extra ears.
Ying Tongchen touched his nose and tried to explain: "You may have heard it wrong just now, we met through friends."
"Let me go, trouble me." Zhuo Zi groped her way forward with both hands in the air, her eyes were blank, "I'm blind, I can't hear anything."
On the self-cultivation of an actor, it is effortless to switch blind roles online.
After Zhuo Zi arrived at the place where her classmates were, she couldn't return to peace for a long time. Students are distributed in the chess and card room, fitness area, ball room and KTV.
She stood at the corner of the stairs on the second floor, lost in thought.
"What do you think?" Ban Zhang walked upstairs and was relieved when he saw her. God knows him? How long has he been in this villa.
"Drink some water." Ban Zhang handed her a bottle of water.
Zhuo Zi caught it in a daze, but didn't let go, holding it tightly.
Ban Zhang's hand was wrapped by her, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, his fingertips were slightly hot, and he pondered: "What's wrong?"
"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhuo Zi reacted, put the water on the table next to him, and looked straight at him, "Ban Zhang, I have something to tell you."
Seeing her serious tone, Ban Zhang looked a little excited. Looking at her delicate and beautiful eyes, there was an improbable guess in his heart. His heartbeat was inexplicable? The child seems to have sprouted from the ground.
"What's the matter?" Ban Zhang asked calmly, but secretly put his hands in his pockets, trembling slightly.
Zhuo Zi suddenly hugged his arms with both hands: "Are you my best friend?"
Ban Zhang's body froze, looking at the person close at hand, stumbling and saying, "Yes?"
Zhuo Zi asked again, "Do you often help write love letters?"
Ban Zhang almost stopped breathing: "Hmm"
"Then your literary talent must be very good? Well, much better than me." Zhuo Zi looked around, suddenly stood on tiptoe, covered his mouth and leaned over, pretending to whisper.
Ban Zhang's heart stopped.
Then I heard her whisper like a demon: "What did you think about helping me write a novel last time?"
Ban Zhang: "."
Ban Zhang was stunned for a while, and it took a long time for him to come over. He turned his head to look at her blankly, but found that the distance was too close.
The light fell on her cheeks, her long eyelashes reflected a little blue shadow, her skin was as white as porcelain jade, and her moist red lips gently opened and closed: "I have thought of a better subject, my God, thank them. Provide me with materials."
Ban Zhang: "?"
"I even thought about the name of the text, so it's called "President He? Mistaken Canary". You use my account to write, keep it safe, and then how about we get 19 points? I'll give you 9 points." Zhuo Zi's eyes flashed slightly, "Is it interesting enough for you?"
Ban Zhang: "..."
"You don't want to?" Zhuo Zi tilted his head and glanced at his expression, although he couldn't understand it, but hesitating for so long could explain the problem, "Okay, then I'll do it myself, mainly because of this. I've been busy for a while, wait? It's good to be done. By the way, you remember to keep it secret, do you hear?"
Ban Zhang: "Yes."
Zhuo Zi giggled, Ban Zhang raised his eyes to see her smile, the corners of his mouth curved.
"Hey, you look good when you smile." Zhuo Zi said in surprise, "If you look closely, you are quite handsome, your face is a little red, is the air conditioner too hot? I feel so hot too, wait? I'll take it off. clothing."
Ban Zhang: "..."
At this moment, Mu Qing's voice sounded beside him: "Oh."
When the two looked, they saw Mu Qing and Zhuo Fu holding hands, but their eyes were fixed on them.
Zhuo Zi and Ban Zhang looked at each other, only to realize that their postures were too ambiguous, so they quickly stood a foot away.
Ban Zhang turned his face away: "That's not what you see"
Zhuo UV had just taken off half of his sleeves, but he thought it was nothing, but when they looked at it like this, it seemed like there was a story behind him. His face became hot, and he said as finely as a mosquito: "We are just good friends, um, best friends."
"Let me go, trouble me." Mu Qing suddenly groped her way forward with both hands in the air, her eyes were blank, "I'm blind, I can't see anything, my husband will help me."
Zhuo Zi: "..."
Therefore, acting sometimes requires genes and talents, and some people should be born to be actresses.